All language subtitles for Whos The Boss s08e01 Seer Of Love

Lee, lady, why are you deciding this
watch is becoming an antique?

Okay, I've got the perfect inscription.
Put, to Tony, I cherish our time.

Perfect.

Wait! Wait, cherish sounds too much like
that song, you know?

Cherish is the word I use to describe...

What do you recommend?

Voice lessons.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just want this
to be perfect. You see, it's our seventh

anniversary, and, well, I have this
feeling that Tony is getting me

special. Oh, don't worry, lady. Your
husband is going to love this watch.

Oh, no. He's not my husband, although we
are very close, and lately we've grown

a lot closer.

I've told him I really like him.

And he's told me he really likes me,
too.

How sweet.

You two meet at camp?

This is a lot more serious than that.

We know how we feel about each other,
even if it is kind of...

Unspoken. Well, great. I'll leave the
watch blank. No, no, no, no. I want to

something. I've got to say something. I
am tired of it being unspoken. I mean,

it's time that I tell him exactly how I
feel.

Put... It's time I said I love you.

That's spoken, all right.

Are you sure now?

Absolutely. He is the most wonderful,
kindest... Most understanding man I have

ever known.

Would you hurry up in here?

I'm double parked on 47th Street. The
car's overheated. I just got the worst

haircut I ever got in my life.

I don't want to talk about it. I just
want to make it home, okay? So let's

it, move it, move it.

Is that Tony?

There's a time for love and a time for
living. Take a chance and face the wind.

Open road and a road that's hidden.
Brand new life all around the bend.

It ain't so long but you might awake to
a brand new life. Brand new life. Brand

new life all around the bend.

What are you doing?

Origami.

Look, it is a duck.

Forget it. There is no way I am telling
you what I bought for Tony.

If you tell me, I'll tell you what he
got you.

I got him a watch. What did he get me?

Well, I overheard him say that it was
something you slip on and it feels soft

against your skin.

Something soft against my skin that I
slip on. I wonder what it is.

Tell me. It's got to be lingerie.

No. Oh, no, Tony.

Wouldn't. I mean, it's so personal.

Do you think so?

See, first he buys you lingerie, and
then he wants to see you try it on, and

then he wants to take it off. Mother!

Oh, right, I forgot that's my life.

Lingerie, huh?

Well, now I don't feel so bad about what
I wrote on the back of the watch.

It's time I said I love you.

This is from you? Uh -huh.

For him.

From you. Yes.

I'll be there.

I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. It's
too much. It's too forward. It's too

It's too late. In here.

Close your eyes.

Not you, Mona.

Happy anniversary.

Oh, my, Tony.

He shouldn't have.

Gee, mother, what could it be?

My goodness, it's...

It's

wool.

It's sheepskin seat covers, huh? Look at
that.

Gee, well, I...

Hardly know what to say.

How about that?

You like them, don't you?

Oh, my, yes.

Just they were so unexpected.

Well, I remembered how much you admired
mine. Oh, well, that's very thoughtful.

Hey, just think. You don't have to worry
about those sweat stains on the leather

seats.

Gee, thoughtful and romantic.

Why don't you open Angela's gift? No.

After seeing your gift, I think that
mine is... Well, not good enough.

I mean, I know I did pretty good with
the sheepskin here.

But, you know, any little thing you
might have gotten me will be just fine,

really, honest. Give it to me. No, no,
no.

No, it's not complete.

You see, it came with an attachment, and
the attachment didn't come.

I don't care.

He doesn't care. I care. I care.

I just want it to be perfect.

Okay?

Okay. Are you sure?

I'm sure.

So, anyway, where are we going tonight?

Oh, someplace very special to us.

Really? Yeah. What should I wear?

Oh, what you got on is fine.

Except maybe not those earrings, because
you might lose them on the old Tilt -A

-Whirl.

Tilt -A -Whirl?

You're taking her to a carnival?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh. Oh, you were expecting like a fancy
dinner or something.

Oh, John, I blew it.

And you started off so well with the
sheep skin.

I know, I know.

Oh, I just thought that you'd think that
was sweet. You know, remember when I

first moved in here? We went to the
carnival in the old neighborhood. We ate

cotton candy. We went on the roller
coaster. All right, I throw up on you.

You do remember.

I guess it would be kind of.

Nice to relive our first night out. You
and me up on the Ferris wheel. My

thoughts exactly.

Hi, guys. We are ready to hit the
midway. Wait a minute. Are you going,

Who are you?

I'm Fred.

We met in the dorm.

Well, that's where we met in this
lifetime.

Fred's into past lives.

Yeah, your daughter and I were lovers in
ancient Babylon.

Fred, does the ancient word eunuch mean
anything to you?

Dad, it was a thousand years ago. Let it
go.

Come on, come on. Let's get going.

All right. You driving, Curly?

Oh, why, I ought to.

So the whole gang's going, huh? Well,
it's everybody's anniversary, so I

everybody. Well, why didn't I know about
this? Because I wanted it to be a big

surprise, like the old sheepskins, yeah?

I did good, huh?

All right, I'm going to go slip these on
for you. Bye -bye, sweat stains.

If you don't throw up on him tonight, I
will.

Watch,

here we go, here we go.

And the man wins yet again.

Go away.

He loves me, this guy.

Okay, who hasn't got one yet?

Oh, oh, Angela, this bug's for you.

Uh, everything okay?

Eating dinner.

Yeah, well, you just haven't said
anything in a long time.

Oh, they're chewy.

Look, kids, what do you say we dip these
two stiffs and go get something else to

eat? Sounds good. Okay, sounds good. See
you guys later. All right, now you two

are on your own.

Tony! Tony! Quick, hide!

Hey, Mrs.

Lopini! Oh, I'm so glad you made it.

So, what are we going to do first?

We are going to leave them alone.

Let's try the parachute jump.

I'll pack your shoes.

She is such a riot.

She's going to make such a big hole.

Not if I land on you.

They're cute.

So, I guess it's just you and me, huh?

Well, uh, well...

I got an idea. Why don't you decide what
you want to do, and no matter what it

is, we'll do it. You name it. Anything
you want to do, we'll do it. Anything.

ahead. What about the fortune teller?
Oh, not the fortune teller. Come on.

on to that hocus pocus.

All right. Well, she's probably good.
She's got her own tent.

Aren't you just a little curious about
what the future holds?

I'll tell you the truth. I would like to
know how much longer I'm going to be

tasting this corn dog.

She must be trying to conjure up
spirits, huh?

No.

I'm trying to clear my thymuses. This is
the vaporizer.

Please sit down.

Now, who's

first?

Give Madame Alexandra your hand and I
will predict your future.

I predict I'm going to get a severe
cold.

I see change in a relationship with
somebody very close to you and things

never be the same. Excuse me, but my
relationships are just fine the way they

are. Thank you. I sense otherwise.

But the last seven years have been, you
know, just perfect. And I'd like the

next seven to be exactly the same.

Yeah. Now, deep down, there is something
you want to change.

Now, there is one thing. Yes. What is
it, Tony? My barber.

I told the guy, take a little off the
top. You know what I mean?

Angela, wait a minute. I think she's
mad.

Well, you are good at this.

I'm not finished with you, Anthony
Morton Maselli. Hey, hey, yo, hey, hey,

Take it easy with that Morton.

Wait a minute. How did you know that was
my name?

I'm right.

Yeah. Boy, that decongestant must be
kicking in.

It's time I said I love you.

It's a crush. You'll get over it.

No, I see those words written across
time.

You are at a crucial crossroads.

The planets are perfectly aligned for
the last time tonight.

Aligned for what?

True love.

The woman you kiss by midnight will be
yours.

I think you vaporize more than your
sinuses.

No kissing, you will lose your true love
forever, Morton.

Okay, not bad.

That time I actually saw it move.

Come on, give it another whack.

Hey, Angela, Angela.

Whoa!

It's hammer time!

Hey,

I'm sorry I was clowning around in
there, but you gotta admit, that psychic

pretty weird.

Uh -huh. Hey, and then after you left,
she really went nuts. She started going

on about kisses and seeing I love you
written across time, whatever that

Really? Yeah, yeah. And then she says
that tonight I run the risk of losing my

true love forever.

Huh. It's crazy, isn't it? Oh, yeah,
it's crazy.

Happy anniversary.

Oh, wait a minute. Let me look at the
print.

Wow.

He's watched it.

It's time I said I love you.

Way to go, Morton.

What do we do next? I don't know.

Oh, look.

Look here.

Look. Oh, let's go see Jojo, the dog
-faced boy. Why not?

If you can take it, he can take it.

Hey, yo, whoa, whoa.

Have you seen Angela? I've got to find
her.

What's wrong? Oh, I really blew it.

Look what she got me for our
anniversary.

Let me see, let me see.

Oh, my, that is beautiful.

But how'd you blow it? He got her seat
covers.

Do not.

I expected this. Who knew she felt this
way?

I know. Same here.

Me too. I had a hunch.

Get off the dime. Tell her how you feel
about her. Come on, Mona. This is all

happening a little fast here for me.

Fast? Seven years?

Communism has crumbled.

Miss Taylor got thin.

Got fat, got thin, got fat, got thin,
got fat. Well, please, I move at my own

pace.

Sir, this relationship is never going to
work out.

You are going to lose her forever.

Mona, wait for me.

I don't necessarily agree with them, but
they have my ride tickets.

Lose her forever?

Wait a minute, that's what that psychic
said.

That hocus -pocus stuff can't be true,
right? There are some things that

cannot explain.

Yeah, like what you're doing with my
daughter.

Dad, look, it doesn't take a psychic to
see that this is the kind of thing that

breaks people up.

It is, isn't it?

Yeah.

Dad, she told you she loves you.

So now the only thing that really
matters is... you feel the same way?

Well, uh...

Yeah. Step right up. Step right up.

Let's see how the little lady handles a
gun.

Oh, okay.

Good eye.

Oh, Angie, I'm so glad I found you. We
got to talk. I'm tired of talking.

And I suppose a kiss is out of the
question.

I heard everything I needed to hear in
the tent. No, no, no, no, no.

This you didn't hear.

Answer, look.

I love.

The what?

No, no, I meant, I saw what I meant. I
saw what I meant. I meant, I love.

What the watch says.

I mean, it's a lovely watch.

It's lovely what it says. You know what
I mean? It's lovely.

I love what... It's... You know what I
mean.

Yes, and I hope you and the watch will
be very happy. Wait a second. Andrew,

please. Andrew!

Hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Follow that smile.

You

don't

have any grateful puns.

Well, look where we are. The tunnel of
love.

Must be fate. Kiss me. I would rather
gouge out my eyes with a dull

At least you're talking to me. Does that
mean you're not mad at me anymore?

I don't blame you. I don't blame you.

Tell me.

Truth is, I'm more mad at myself.

It's not your fault that I let my
expectations get out of hand. I should

known better.

Well, you know, you live, you learn.
Kiss me. What is your problem?

Look, Angela, I know I was insensitive
in there, but if you don't make up with

me, I'll do something drastic. Tony. No,
Angela, I'll jump. Tony, sit down.

You're going to tip us over. Goodbye,
Angela.

Try not to panic. I'll go for help.

Attention. The carnival will be closing
in two minutes.

It's almost midnight.

Wait, what are you doing?

I am not letting you out of this place
until we make up and we seal it with a

kiss.

Why is it so important to kiss me? Madam
Alexandra, the psychic, she said if I

don't kiss you by midnight, I could lose
you forever.

Oh, I see, and now you believe her.

Well, no, no, but she was right about
the watch, so why take a chance?

Oh, I understand.

So it's like if you see a ladder, you
don't walk under it.

Right. Wait, if you see a black cat, you
don't go strolling through its path.

So this is an insurance kiss.

Yes. No, no.

That's not what I mean. That's not what
I mean. Look, this has nothing to do

with her stupid predictions.

It's just that, I mean, if there's one
chance in a million that I could lose

you, I don't want to take it.

Why? Because I love you.

What did you say?

What did you hear?

No, no, no.

No, I said it. I said it.

And I meant it.

I love you.

I've loved you for a long time.

And the only reason why I haven't said
it before is because I was a...

Afraid of losing what we have.

But if loving you is going to ruin that,
then I'm willing to ruin it.

You would ruin our friendship for love?

In a second.

I'd throw it in the garbage.

I'd spit on it.

I'd flush it down the toilet.

Oh, Tony, that is so beautiful.

The carnival is now closed.

Tony.

Carnival's closing.

We could get locked in here all night.

Oh, yeah, yeah. We better call for help.

Help!

We tried.