All language subtitles for Whos The Boss s07e06 The Kid

There's a time for love and a time for
living. Take a chance and face the wind.

An open road and a road that's hidden. A
brand new life around the bend.

There were times I lost a dream or two.

Found a trail and at the end was you.

There's a fancy take and a fast night
take. The choice is up to you, my

Nights are long, but you might awaken to
a brand new life. A brand new life. A

brand new life around the bend.

Okay, now we add a little milk.

All right, here, let me give you a hand
with that. I said I got it.

All right.

Oh, well, you know, I was just trying to
help out a little bit.

Well, what do you think I am, a baby?

Baby? What are you kidding me? I was
going to tell you I think you need a

All right, come on, get over here. Help
me out.

So, tell me, does your grandmother like
chocolate cake?

I do.

Yeah, I know, but you're not the one
that's in the hospital.

She tripped and hurt her side. Yeah,
that poor thing.

I didn't do it.

I know you didn't do it.

I wasn't even in the same room.

I believe you.

You do?

Don't worry about your grandmother. Let
me tell you, she's going to be fine

because she's tough.

You know, when I was a kid, one time I
was playing baseball and I broke her

window. And then she came outside and
broke my bat over her knee.

And from that day forward, we called her
the old bat.

Breaker, the bat breaker.

Hey, listen, if you're going to help me
and help me cook, I think you should

wear an apron.

Oh, that's girl stuff.

Oh, hey, let me explain something to
you.

A real man can do anything and still be
macho. Tony, Tony, the back of my dress

is coming undone. Oh, I'll get my sewing
kit.

Hi, Billy, you little cutie.

What are you doing?

Watching Tony be macho.

Where are you going so undressed?

Out with Andy.

Oh, sorry, sorry.

Hi, everybody.

Hi. Sam!

Can I have a horseyback ride? Sure you
can. Come on.

Giddy up. Giddy up.

Isn't he the cutest little buckaroo
you've ever seen? Yeah, yeah. And the

part about him is he looks just like me.

Maybe he'll grow out of it. Oh, I'm so
sorry.

Well, Sam, I see you still have that
painful growth.

Hi, Mona. You want to play a game? Yeah,
sure.

I know a great game.

You go up in the attic and hide.

Then what?

That's it.

Come here, come here, come here. I'm not
through yet. Oh, that's quite enough.

Besides, I can't afford to lose any more
blood.

I forgot my earrings. Will you tell Andy
I'll just be a minute? Got you, got

you, got you, got you.

Hi, Tony. Hey, Dr.

Andy. How you doing?

Angela will be down in a minute. Oh, can
I offer you some coffee, tea, some

alterations?

Well, that reminds me. Did I forget to
stitch up that spleen?

Oh, well, it wouldn't be the first time.

Hiya, Billy.

Babysitting again, huh, Tony? I'm not a
baby.

Well, we just have him for the weekend.

If he lived that long.

Okay, buddy, what do you say? Time for
your bath.

I don't want a bath.

Hey, I'll race you upstairs.

Okay. One, two, three, go.

Mind if I give it a try, Tony? Oh,
please, be my guest.

Billy, I'm a doctor.

And I know that there are millions of
tiny organisms crawling all over your

body. Now, if you don't take a bath,
those millions are going to become

bazillions.

Okay, I'll take one.

Piece of cake.

Well, sure, sure, sure. You can get the
kid to take a bath, but you'll leave a

guy's spleen hanging out.

Angela, I'm taking a bath.

Oh, good for you. Good night,
sweetheart.

Hi. Wow, how'd you get him to do that?

I gave him a little lecture about
bacteria. That did it. Oh, that's

You know, last night it took Tony an
hour to get him upstairs.

Now I'm going to get him up to me.

I think we should be moving along, okay?

Angela. Yeah.

Never mind. Have fun.

Excuse us.

You sure you don't need a hand with
that? I said I got it.

Aren't you the cutest little thing?

No. Hey.

Lily, when you get a compliment from
somebody, you're supposed to say thank

Especially from someone as nice and
attractive as Nurse... Nurse... Heather.

I was hoping it would be something like
that.

Hi, I'm Tony. Tony Maselli.

We're looking for room 318.

Oh, it's right over there. You can't
miss it.

It's really nice meeting you. Oh, you
too.

You too.

Yes, Ray. You see, Billy, that's why you
should go to medical school.

Hi, we're looking for Mrs. Napoli. Oh,
yes, she's inside.

But I just gave her some medication so
you can only stay for a couple of

moments. Oh, okay. Thank you very much.
Come on, buddy. Go ahead. Go see

Grandma. Go ahead.

Grandma, I baked you a cake.

It's lovely.

Tony wears an apron.

How's she doing?

It's worse than the doctor thought.

Yeah, she broke her hip.

I'm fine, Billy.

I just don't like the food here.

Tony said it would stink.

Sounds like Tony's a very wise man.

Billy, don't you have to go to the
bedroom?

No. Yes, you do.

I do?

Yes. Okay. Number one.

Oh, Mrs.

Napoli, I'm so sorry for what you're
going through here.

Just as Mrs. Rossini said.

You're a sweet, caring, sincere man.

Well, thank you, thank you.

remember you from the old neighborhood.

You were the best altar boy at Blessed
Sacrament.

Well, I did win the Silver Cross two
years in a row.

Then I'm making the right decision.

Decision? Yes.

I'm giving you my grandchild.

Huh?

Tony, tell me you'll do it.

I don't want to die not knowing Billy is
taken care of. Oh, wait a minute, Miss

Natalie. You're not going to die?

You're just getting hip. You're not
going to die.

That's what they told old Mrs. Nussbaum.

This was hers.

If everything goes okay, the doctors
told me I'll never be able to take care

Billy again. It's true. She can't chase
after a five -year -old boy.

Well, what about you, Mrs. Rossini?

I can't even catch a guy my age.

Where to meet him? you look after my
Bambino. Oh, Mrs. Napoli, this isn't

something you just go jumping into, you
know.

Oh, I'm very tired.

I can't go into surgery without knowing.

Please, swear it. For God's sake, say
yes.

This could be your last request. A dying
wish.

Remember, this is no sport.

All right, I'll take him. I'll take
Billy.

Bless you, Anthony.

Thank you, Tony.

I'm in.

Um, Angela, can I have a word with you?
Sure. What is it?

Oh, God. Oh, Billy slimed my stapler.

You forget how rough it is to have a
little kid around the house. Yeah, yeah.

But it does have its rewards.

Uh -huh.

So, how'd things go at the hospital?

Oh, fine, fine. Saw Billy's grandmother.
Talked about Billy a lot.

Oh, you're sad because you have to give
him back.

No.

You're not sad?

No, I don't have to give him back.

You don't?

I should have told Billy's grandmother
that I would raise him for her.

What?

You what?

Tony, what were you thinking?

I had to be there, Angela. I mean, it
was this old lady pleading with me, and

Mrs. Rossini was yelling in my ear, and
the Madonna was staring at me.

Madonna was there?

Not the singer, the original.

Turns out that Mrs.

Napoli's worse off than they thought,
and she's not going to be able to take

care of Billy anymore.

Oh, my, oh, that's terrible.

That poor woman. Poor Billy.

It's a dangerous world out there for
kids. It's tough on kids.

Tony, maybe that's a reason to consider
it.

Well, are you saying that we should do
it? No, I didn't say that. Do you think

we should? Well, I asked you first.
That's not fair.

Tony, there is a lot to think about.

Do we have the time to devote to him?

No, between school and work, I'm spread
pretty thin.

Oh, that's true, and you know my
schedule.

I'm thinking of responsibility.

And the commitment.

And the breakage.

Billy! Billy, what are you doing?

I'm making a cake.

Just like you, Tony.

Hey,

Tony, you've been gone for hours.

Yeah. I decided to just run and run and
run until I could finally come up with a

decision about Billy.

So, what'd you decide?

I hate running.

Oh, Tony. I know you're going to do the
right thing. Thanks, Warnabaugh. But

what is the right thing? I mean, I'm
going out of my mind here. I talked to

Rossini. I talked to a lawyer. I talked
to the state social workers.

I'm even thinking about going to see a
psychic.

I can tell the future.

All I need is a candle, two zucchinis,
and a vat of goat entrails.

What? We're out of candles?

Jonathan, how do you feel about this?

I think Billy should live here.

Hey, an opinion. Really?

Any special reasons?

It'd be nice to have someone younger
around.

Someone I could torture and make my
personal servant.

As always, Jonathan, you're a light in
the darkness.

I don't know why I caught you.

Hey, Ernie, what do you say?

Hiya, Charlie.

Hey, I brought Billy a surprise.

You ready? Yeah, yeah. Ta -da!

Oh, yeah, a little water truck. Billy's
gonna love it.

Yeah, I hope so.

You know, over the years, almost every
kid on my route wanted to be a water

Is that so?

Yeah. Yeah, then they'd turn, like, five
or six, and the dream seemed to vanish.

Kids, you know, go figure, huh?

Hey, Ernie, wait a minute.

You mind if I ask you something
confidential?

Whether or not to keep the kid?

How do you know everything before I even
ask you?

How does God make a tree?

Listen, listen. With decisions this
important, a man has got to reach down

the depths of his soul and seek out the
truth within.

Well, I tried that. What do you do when
that doesn't work?

Have you ever tried a massage at Madam
Kim's?

Out. I got a coupon.

Out, Ernie.

Get out, get out.

Take your bottle full.

Hi, Dad. I came over as soon as I got
your message. What are you going to do?

I don't know, Sam. It's tough to get a
straight answer around here. Mona's

kidding me, and Jonathan's looking for a
victim, and Ernie... Ernie?

You asked the waterman Ernie before you
asked me you're on flesh and blood?

Well, he dragged it out of me, Sam.

Please, Sam.

Okay. I know this is tough for you. Oh,
you're not kidding. You know, let me ask

you something.

If I were to do this... How would I feel
about it?

Yeah, well, how would you feel about it?
Would you feel threatened or upset?

Or like someone was going to cut into my
big inheritance?

Of course not, Dad.

Well, I mean, so then how would you
feel?

I'd feel that he was a lucky kid.

Oh, so you're saying that maybe I should
do it?

Dad, I think you should do what you
think is right.

Oh, rats, that's exactly what the
milkman said.

Okay,

why don't you run on ahead? Go ahead.

Go ahead.

You haven't made a decision, have you?
No, no, I'm going out of my mind. I

I don't know what I'm going to tell
Billy's grandmother. If I can only get a

sign, you know, some divine guidance,
something, anything.

Hi, Tony.

Divine guidance.

The Lord works in strange ways.

Oh, sister, sister, can I have a word
with you? I still have this problem, and

maybe you can help me.

Let's see, how should I put it? Well,
let's say you had kids.

Not that you could have kids.

I mean, not that you couldn't have kids.
I mean, you probably could have them. I

mean, maybe if you met the right guy.

This isn't going well, is it?

Right into the toilet.

Thank you, sister.

I just told that nun she can't have
kids.

I think they learned that in training.

Oh, look.

Yeah, I taught him good, huh?

Tony, you know, I look at him and I
think if we were to have a child, I

I were to have another child while you
were living with me,

I would want to have one just like him.

Well, there's one just like him right
over there.

I think you know what you want to do.

I think you've always known.

Yeah, I guess I do.

It's just that it's so much work.

I know, but, you know, we've covered for
each other before. I think we could do

it again.

You do?

Yeah.

Hey, I still have the complete Dr.
Seuss.

What would I do without you, Angela?

Probably bother more nuns.

Hey, Angela, could you start covering
for me right now?

Yeah.

Hello, Mrs. Napoli.

Oh, you look so much better.

But let me tell you, you put me through
two of the toughest days of my whole

life. Who the hell are you?

Um, Tony. Tony Maselli. You know, you
asked me to take care of Billy. You

me right before you went into surgery.

Right before surgery.

I was drug loop zonked.

I also had a long talk with Orson
Welles.

But you don't see any candy wrappers
riding around, do you?

Wait a minute. It happened. This was
real.

You even remembered me when I was a boy.
You said I was sweet and caring.

You?

Wait a minute.

Weren't you best friends with the
Bobby... Gouvernelli, yeah.

To go for now.

Oh, I got you two mixed up. He was the
one that was sweet and caring.

You broke my window playing baseball.
You was a punk.

That's the past now. We're talking about
now. I got a great job and a terrific

life. Yeah?

What do you do?

I'm a housekeeper.

Ching, ching, ching.

What's that?

The sound of all the money you must be
making.

All right, so I'm not getting rich, but
I'm not going to be a housekeeper

forever. I'm going to college.

To become what?

A teacher.

Ching, ching.

Don't you forget about money for a
while. You want Billy to grow up in a

environment, don't you? Well, me and
Angela can give him that better than

else. Who's Angela? She's the woman I
live with, work for, live with, work

Don't make me slap you.

Well, you're being impossible. Why are
you twisting everything I say?

Because I love my grandson.

I want the best for him, and you're not
it.

Oh, yeah, well, let me tell you
something. You're making the biggest

your life, and more importantly, the
biggest mistake of Billy's life.

Oh, not only a punk, but you got a mouth
on you, too. Yeah, and I'm going to use

it to tell you something. You're just a
cranky old woman who made a lot more

sense of the sedation that she's making
right now.

Excuse me. You might want to keep it
down a little. They've alerted security.

Who are you?

Hello, I'm Angela.

Ah.

So you're the one he lives with, works
for, lives with, huh?

Yes, yes, that about covers it.

She says I'm not good enough for Billy.
Not good?

Not good? I will have you know he came
into my house and helped me raise my

Tony is the most decent, caring, loving,
responsible man that I have ever known.

Listen to her. She's in advertising.

Well, not that she's trying to sell you
some, but the truth is the love that he

can get with us.

You can't buy. And if you're going to
deny him that, then that's just plain

dumb.

Okay.

Okay what?

You need me to spell it out for you?

Fine, I'll say it.

You'll be good for him.

If you can stand up to me, you can stand
up to him. He needs that.

I'm sorry. Go ahead.

You've grown into a fine man, Tony.

I want you and the blonde to take care
of my Billy.

Oh, Mrs.

Napoli, I promise you won't be sorry.
I'll take good care of you. Just one

thing.

Name it.

I'm going to be keeping my eye on you.

You don't arrive by that boy.

You've got me to answer to. Yes, ma 'am.

I may be too old to take care of Billy,
but I still can take care of you.

There are people I can call.

Grandma, these are for you.

Oh, thank you, Billy. So tell me, you
like these two?

Yeah. Good. You're going to be staying
with them a while, huh?

But they'll bring you to visit me,
right?

Oh, absolutely.

You okay with that? Yeah.

He loves us.

Napoli, you won't regret this. Oh, no,
are you kidding me? He's going to be the

healthiest, happiest, most well
-adjusted kid there ever was. We're

take such good care of him.

Hey, Billy, come here.

Billy.

All right, okay, we're going to find
him. Don't be calling nobody.

Oh, hi, Angel, hey.

I was having a catch with Billy today,
and let me tell you something. This

something. He's something. I mean, his
fastball's already up to 12 miles an

hour. And he can have one heck of a ball
player here.

I guess, but did you see the pictures he
drew today? We could have another

Picasso on our hands. Well, all kids
draw like Picasso, don't they?

Joe, don't want to limit him. You know,
he could be a great Supreme Court

justice or a great novelist. Or a Nobel
Prize winner.