All language subtitles for Whos The Boss s07e02 Hey Dude

Or we could take Hemingway, a social
icon, with Professor

Tewksbury. He's good.

Or we could... Stay home and rewrite the
Kama Sutra.

That would be in Asian studies.

Oh, Kathleen, I just can't handle being
so Asian in Angela's house.

Tony, Angela's out with Peter, Sam's
working in New Mexico, and Mona does

than this on the train to work.

We weren't doing anything.

There's a path you take and a path not
taken. The choice is up to you, my

friend. Nights are long, but you might
awaken to a brand new life, a brand new

life.

to see how you were.

Oh, fine. Love you. Miss you. Wish you
were here.

When are you coming home?

Hello, Sam?

Actually, Dad, I was kind of thinking of
maybe staying a little bit longer.

Well, longer?

Well, hey, you're going to miss
registration.

Hello, Sam?

You see, Dad, they really love me here
and I got a promotion and I was... just

thinking that maybe college could wait
wait wait dad i really love new

mexico and the other day i was sitting
on the porch and i looked up and i just

started to cry oh you missed your father
no dad i was crying because everything

was so beautiful i mean the way the sun
was setting behind the butte and there

was this eagle and he was slowly
circling in the sky it was a vulture you

dinner

Look, Dad, I can't talk right now, okay?

I'll explain everything tomorrow, and
don't worry. I love you.

Well,

I'm not going to worry. Me, worry?

You know why I'm not going to worry?
Because I'm going to New Mexico and talk

some sense into them. Great.

Right away, I'll call the travel agency.
Right. I'll pack.

You need your linen suit? Yeah, and
don't forget my sunscreen. You know how

freckle. Okay, okay.

That is, if you want me to go. Well, I
want you to go, but only if you want to

go. I want to go, but only if you really
want me to go.

Well, why don't we just talk about this
on the plane?

Plane? Plane?

Where?

New Mexico.

Oh, well, let me see. I'll need my
bikini and my spurs.

Okay, tomorrow's aerobics class has been
moved to 4 .30.

What time is the stretch class?

Uh, 5 .30. Any other questions?

Yes. Why aren't you going to college?

Dad, Angela. I just let go of his mouth
for a second.

That's it for today, everybody.

You know, you really should go to
college. Listen to her.

Thank you, Mrs. Albrecht. Thank you,
Mrs. Albrecht.

What are you doing here?

You said we could talk tomorrow. Today
is tomorrow. We're here. Let's talk.

You didn't come here to talk. You came
here to take me home.

We came here to talk about taking you
home. Sam, this is just a summer job.

not worth throwing away your college
education for.

Dad, you don't understand. There are
other factors. Oh, factors.

Excuse me, sir.

You left your room key at the front
desk. Oh, thank you very much.

Hi.

Sam, it's okay. I already thanked him.

Tony, I think we just met the other
factor.

Uh, Matt, I would like you to meet my
father.

Mr. Mastelli? I didn't know you were
coming.

I didn't know you existed.

Sam's told me all about you.

And you must be Kathleen.

No, no, I'm Angela.

Well, as we say at the ranch, looks like
I just stepped in.

Last one in the jacuzzi is a skinny,
shapeless blonde.

Great. Why don't you just bring the
whole family?

Hey, towel girl.

I'll need a quart for seven, jacuzzi at
eight, 107 degrees, medium jet.

You'll never work in this town again.

So, Sam, who's Cowboy Bob?

It's Cowboy Matt.

And you must be Mona. Sure, her he
knows.

Look, Sam, come here. Look, we have
things to discuss.

All right, you are, sir.

So why don't you all come over to my
place for dinner tonight? I was thinking

more in terms of my place.

Oh, well, they charge an arm and a leg
at the lodge. I'm talking about

Connecticut.

We'd love to, Matt.

Great. Look, it's a little bit out of
the way, but don't you worry. I'll make

all the travel arrangements.

Oh, whoa!

Oh, no, not there. Not there.

Oh, easy.

Oh, easy. Easy.

Easy.

Easy.

See, wasn't that wonderful? I love the
freedom of the open trail.

What does internal bleeding feel like?

Oh, big fella.

Whoa!

Thanks,

big fella.

Howdy, folks.

Welcome to Cats of the Day, Matt. Sam's
just about done with dinner.

Sam's cooking?

Adios.

Well, come on in.

Okay, watch it, watch it.

Howdy.

Hi,

guys.

Mmm. Oh, what's that I smell?

It smells so good.

That's my blue cornet. And she's a fine
little cook.

Boy, he must be in love.

Oh, he goes down. Oh, Matt.

I love it when she can't reach things.

What is it? What is it? Don't they have
step ladders in the West?

Tony, Tony, you picked me up. It didn't
mean anything, did it?

Angela, you tripped and fell. What was I
supposed to do, leave you in a gutter?

I don't like it. She just looks a little
too comfortable here.

Oh, Dad, look.

I know what you're thinking, but Matt's
an old -fashioned kind of guy. Don't

worry, we're not living together.

Honey, that never entered my mind.

Yes.

So, Sam says you're the equestrian
director?

Oh, that's just a fancy title for taking
care of horses.

Ah, so the flies don't bother you then,
huh?

Dad, don't start. Matt goes to college
part -time. He has other goals.

Sam, I don't blame your father for being
concerned.

But I assure you, your daughter's in
good hands. And she always will be as

as I'm around.

Well, that's really good to hear, Matt.

But I gotta tell you, you know, I can't
see her throwing away her college

education for what seems to me to be
just a summer romance.

Well, hey, if this were just a summer
romance, well, we wouldn't be talking

about getting married.

Matt, I...

I kind of wanted that to be a surprise.

Surprise!

Married?

You didn't say married.

Married? You can't get married.

I know a good caterer. Wait a minute.

There's no way you can get married.
There's just no way you can get married.

I feel like we're going to get married
tomorrow.

No, tomorrow you'll be picking out a
cheap coffin to bury me in on Food Hill.

Wait a minute.

I can't catch my breath.

Don't you worry, sir. I'm trained in
CPR.

Wait a minute.

Don't you touch me. You're the one who's
killing me.

Tony, are you going to eat those chips?

Tony, I think maybe you should sit down.

No, I'm okay now.

I'm much better.

I'm in control.

Oops. We gotta go.

Emergency? Samantha's pregnant.

That's his mare. He named her after me.

Maybe I should stay.

No. Go.

Go. And ride like the wind.

Come here. Come here. Come here.

Come here.

Here's what we're gonna do.

First, we're gonna rename that horse.

Then, I'm gonna throw Sam over my saddle
and ride east until I hit pavement.

What you have to do is relax so that you
don't say something you're going to

regret later.

You're right.

You're right.

That's why you're me.

You're the voice, the reason.

Use your voice. Talk to Sam. Sam, Angela
wants to talk to you.

Sam,

are you sure you want to get married
now? You're so young. Young?

Good.

and I'm 18.

You were just as young when you got
married. Sam, there is a big difference

between love and getting an education.

Well, Matt says I could just go to
college here. Well, Matt may be right,

what about your scholarship? What are
you going to do for money?

We both work full time. It's cheaper to
live out here. I know it's cheaper to

live out here. I don't care what Matt
says.

This is real life, not Little House on
the Prairie.

Now, pack your bags. We are taking your
teenage...

Excuse me, but I think the voice of
reason is shrieking.

She is destroying her life. She is
throwing it away on a tall drink of

cowboy boots. It's crazy. It's nuts. And
this furniture is giving me splinters.

I'll be right back.

I'll keep my eye on the child bride.
Don't say bride.

It doesn't matter what I did. It doesn't
matter if I got married young. So what

if I got married young? If I jumped off
a cliff, would she jump off a cliff?

Angela, relax.

Relax here.

Have a seat.

Have a seat.

What can she be thinking?

I don't know. You can't talk to her. You
can't yell at her. You can't send her

to her room. It's 2 ,600 miles away.

You know, I was always able to talk to
her, to have an open exchange with her,

to make her see that my way was right.

Wow.

What?

Those colors.

Yeah, yeah.

Wow, that's the most beautiful sunset
I've ever seen.

Look, is that an eagle?

Holy smoke.

Gee, now I know what Sam was talking
about.

Now I understand why she'd want to build
a life for herself out here.

Gee, I think I'm going to cry.

So you're okay with her and Matt?

Get real. It's a sunset and a bird. You
don't build a life on that.

Where are you going? Sometimes a man's
got to do what a man's got to do.

Sometimes a man's got to walk.

Then you think I'm doing the right
thing?

Absolutely.

I mean, you only just left home, and
already you found yourself a great guy.

I did, didn't I?

He's a lot like Tony, too.

What? Dad Tony?

No way.

But what's so wrong with that? I mean,
Tony took very good care of you, and so

will Matt.

I can take care of myself.

Yeah, I know that. But, I mean, why walk
when you can ride, huh?

You're so lucky. Most girls don't find
one guy like that an entire lifetime.

And you found two.

You really love her?

She's a fine filly.

I met my daughter.

So did I.

I ain't gonna give her up.

Me neither.

Well then, I guess we got ourselves a
problem.

Yes, we do.

I'll give you $100 ,000.

Okay.

I was joking.

So was I.

Look, I gotta tell you, sir.

I admire and respect Sam. You did a
great job raising her.

Would you stop talking like that? I'm
starting to like you.

Thank you, sir. I like you, too. Oh, cut
it out.

Hey, look. Look, man. If you really love
her, you could wait four years to marry

her. Four years?

No, seven if she wants to be a lawyer.

Eight if she wants to be a doctor. Boy,
would I love that, huh?

Dr. Samantha Maselli.

Dr. Maselli, report to surgery. Stat.

Of course, she'd need another three
years for internship and residency.

Five if she wanted to specialize.

Thirteen years tops. And that's nothing
for true love.

How about if we get engaged and wait a
year to get married?

Well, I could live with her a year. I'll
tell you what. She comes home, lives

with me, and goes to college.

Well, I figured she'd stay out here and
go to college. Oh, guys.

One second. One second, Sam. I'll tell
you what we do.

She visits you on vacations. I got a
better idea. She visits you on

Excuse me, guys. Let me straighten this
out. Let me straighten this out. I'll

tell you what we do. You can come to
Connecticut and visit any time you want.

Any time you want.

30 days notice in writing.

Guys. Just give us a minute. No.

You really ticked her off now.

Ah, Buttercup.

Someday, you'll have a foal.

She'll meet some stallion.

They'll run away together.

She won't write. She won't call.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to depress
you.

I thought you didn't like horses.

No, we...

straightened out our differences.

Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad
news, but I just saw Sam and Matt up in

butte and they were kissing.

He was kissing my daughter on the butte?

Oh, buttercup.

You two want to be alone?

No, I'm sorry. I was just a little
upset.

No, I'm the one who's sorry.

I came out here to help you and I don't
feel like I did.

No, what are you talking about? Of
course you did. I mean, just you being

was a... Hey, I don't think I could have
got through this without you.

Dad, we need to talk. I know, I know.

Well, I guess I'll just mosey on over to
the chuck wagon and hunker down some

grub.

I have no idea what I just said.

Uh, listen, Dad, I... I know, I know.
You guys made up and you're staying.

Yes, we made up, but no, I'm not
staying. I'm gonna come home.

You're coming home?

Oh, Buttercup, she's coming home.

Happy trip to me.

Dad, don't do that.

What? Sing? No, gloat. You're gloating
because you're getting your way.

Is that so wrong?

Yes, because I'm not coming home because
I'm Daddy's little girl. I'm doing it

because it's what I think is best for
me.

Okay. Don't say okay, because when
you're saying okay, what you're really

is, ha -ha, I went, I'll just humor her.

Rump roast.

What? I'm trying to say something that
you can't read too much into.

I just want you to know that all of your
decisions are not gonna be the same as

mine. You just lucked out this time,
Dad.

Did you tell him?

Oh, yeah, yeah, she told me, and, uh,
look, I couldn't be happier in a non

-gloating sort of way, you know?

I hope, uh, I hope this is okay with
you.

Well, it's gonna be an adjustment, sir,
but if it's what Sam wants, then I'm for

it.

What a guy, huh?

Gee, come here, you.

You really are a terrific guy.

I'm glad to feel that way, neighbor.

Neighbor?

In a couple of months, I'm moving to
Connecticut.

Oh, good, good, good. That'll be nice.

You can stay in my room because I'll be
dead.

But, Angela.

Angela. No, no, don't talk.

Lloyd, it sure is good to be back home,
eh?

I'll say.

Hey, Angela,

I just want to tell you that I really
appreciate that you came along.

It was really nice spending time with
you again.

Yeah.

I'll listen to it.

Hi,

Angela. It's Peter.

Hi,

guys. It's Sam.

I'll be home on Sunday.

Oh, Dad, there's somebody here who feels
bad he didn't get to say goodbye. I'll

put him on.

Buttercup.