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There's a time for love and a time for living. Take a chance and face the

An open road and a road that's hidden. A brand new life around the bend.

There were times I lost a dream or two.

And found a prayer.

And at the end was you.

There's a path you take and a path not taken.

The choice is up to you, my friend.

Not so long, but you're not awake to a brand new life, a brand new life, a

new life around here.

Oh! Don't worry.

No.

Why? joy.

Dad, can you lend me 20 bucks?

20 bucks? What are you kidding me, Samantha?

What'd you do with your allowance?

I'm wearing it.

20 bucks for a t -shirt, Samantha? 20 bucks?

Sam,

do you know what this is, Sam?

Do you know what this is? This is earned money.

Earned money, Sam.

Do you know how much vacuuming I had to do to earn this money? How many plates I

had to wash?

How many shirts I had to iron?

Angela, I'm underpaid.

Tony, for a guy who considered goosing his boss with a vacuum, you're damn well

paid.

Dad, look, I know I've been spending a little bit too much money. A little,

A little?

Come on, Sam. You know, when I was a kid, I used to knock these things out

about three bucks a piece. What does that tell you?

You were selling them too cheap?

Sam, Sam, look, look, look. Your days of walking in here with frivolous,

unnecessary, overpriced items are over. Well, what exactly do you consider

overpriced? Everything you buy.

me out this one time, and I promise to get my act together.

Sam, read my head.

Oh, Sam, it's so good to see you. I got some of those peanut butter brownies you

like.

Want to share?

Thanks, Jonathan.

Isn't it nice to see them relating so well?

Yeah, yeah. I don't buy it for a minute.

Cough up the dough you borrowed. I'll tell Tony about the leather jacket.

Jonathan, I need more time.

Time? Time, Sam?

Time is something you've run out of. What can I do? I asked my dad for 20

and he wouldn't give it to me.

20 bucks?

Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.

You're into me for 223 smackers.

Jonathan, do you know what you are?

I'll tell you what I am.

your worst nightmare.

Yo, little Caesar, you've been watching too many gangster movies.

You got till Monday. Then I sell my guts to the old man. Capisce?

To believe this little bloodsucker?

It's an outrage.

Sorry I'm late with my payment.

Whoa, cool jacket.

Yeah. Cool jacket.

Ooh, it's soft like butter.

Yeah, like butter.

You know, I saw pictures of Madonna wearing one just like it. Well, except

was buttons instead of a zipper.

And it was brown instead of yellow. And it was corduroy.

I see. So it was just like it.

Yeah, and don't worry. I'll keep it safe and sound. And unworn. Just keep it

until I find a way to tell my dad about it and still live.

Yeah, still live.

Girls. Oh, I just love your new jacket, Bonnie.

Girls, could you come into the kitchen? I need a young, hip opinion.

Okay, okay, but I only got a minute.

Ladies,

ladies, you're just in time to sample the spring line of the Maselli

Dad, you made these?

Very hip.

very chic.

Very me.

You see, Sam, you don't have to spend a lot of money to be in style.

Yeah, especially when they're free.

You know, I almost bought one of those last night. If I had spent 20 bucks on a

t -shirt, my dad would have killed me.

Yeah, my dad would have killed me, too.

Wouldn't that be nice?

Well, girls, here you are. One for each of you.

business, Mr. Maselli. I bet these shirts would sell like hotcakes. Yeah,

hotcakes.

Whoa.

That was so weird.

Well, great minds think alike.

Bye, girls. Bye. Enjoy the shirts.

Bye -bye.

You know, Tony, Bonnie and Chatty Cathy might have an idea here. I mean, you

could... Sell these things somewhere like the Fairfield Flea Market.

Mona, Mona, please, let me tell you something. Making one of these things is

just a dip and a die. It takes color coordination, split -second timing, and

intense concentration. You could make big bucks. I could knock off a few.

You could knock off more than a few if you had a little helper that you could

pay to make them.

Who'd want to do that?

I would.

Dad, I could make them. You could sell them. We'd both clean.

and I'd only charge you a buck a shirt up to the first 223.

Why 223?

Just a number.

And besides, all teenagers need a creative outlet.

Well, that's true, Sam, that's true, but I'm not sure I want to spend a Saturday

selling T -shirts at some flea market, you know? Well, hey, I could help you.

I'm a terrific salesperson.

Tony, you may not know this about me, but when I was in the Girl Scouts, I was

known as the Cookie Queen.

I thought they called you the pimple princess.

Mother, if you feel the need to make derogatory jokes, I suggest you inflict

them on someone else.

Fine.

Jonathan?

Did you hear that, Dad? Cookie Queen. Yeah, well, you know, I don't like to

brag, but I used to be known as the tie -dye king of Euclid Avenue.

Yeah, back in 68, I peddled enough at ETH to pay for a summer in Europe.

You went to Europe?

Oh, no, no, I never made it. I blew the money on a night with the Benedetti

twins.

But they did dress up like little Dutch maidens, and we clogged danced all

night.

So, what do you say?

Cookie Queen, tie -dye king, is this the making of a royal partnership?

I say so be it. I say so be it.

Great, it be.

Tony. Tony, look at this. Check this out.

Snow cones, cotton candy, ice cream.

Anne, did you look down that aisle? What is it? What? Corn dogs.

Hooray!

And now, I have an announcement to make. Is it lunch?

No, no, no, no.

Tony and Enterprises is officially open for business.

Ta -da!

Perfect, partner.

That's just a little more perfect.

Boy, this is great. This is great, Angela. Here I am teaching Sam a lesson

the value of a dollar and making a few myself.

Not just a few. I project a net profit of $600.

Oh, I should teach Sam a lesson more often.

Hey, what are you doing?

I'm color coordinating. You see, having a display that is pleasant to the eye is

a very important marketing strategy.

Well, it's just a thought. Oh, well, it's a good thought. It's a good

But you know, Angela, in a place like this, you know, people like to see

all jumbled up. They think they're getting a bargain.

That's an excellent point. You know, that's excellent. But you know what?

I bet you that we could have a neat display and people would still think

were getting a bargain.

Okay, well...

Perhaps you're right. By all means, do it your way. Only if you want me to. No,

no, I insist. You sure?

Do it.

Warm up the cash register.

These guys are looking for something in a T -shirt.

Yeah, yeah, and I think it's you.

Mona, do me a favor. Take this money.

Right. No, no, no, wait a minute. I'm not done yet.

Oh, damn.

Get me some change.

Right away.

Tony, just a thought.

Do you think it was a good idea to send Mother to get changed?

I don't know. Maybe we should have held a board meeting.

I just meant that sometimes Mother has a tendency to wander.

Look, Anza, come on. Have some faith, will you? Go ahead. Coordinate.

Hi.

How much?

Ten dollars.

Gee, I don't know. That's awfully high, ain't it? It is hard.

Well, even for art. I mean, I got a velvet Elvis for six, and it's

Here, let me handle this, will you? Let me handle this. And, hey, watch my

smoke, eh?

Hey, what's your name?

Steve. Hey, that's my name, too!

Hey, Steve.

Art's smart, right?

You want this shirt? I want to sell you this shirt. I'll tell you what I do.

Don't tell my partner.

I'll give it to you for eight bucks.

So. Bingo.

All right.

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. One dollar too much. You know me, Honest

I mean Steve.

Okay.

Nice work, partner.

You just blew our profit margin by 50%. So what, Angel? We still made money. And

now there's another guy out there wearing our product.

It's called advertising.

Maybe you heard of it?

Tony, I have forgotten more about advertising than you will ever know.

Well, maybe you've forgotten too much.

Maybe you have forgotten that I am the cookie queen.

How could I, your highness?

You know, Angela, you are starting to be a royal pain in the...

aggravation, and I don't need you to second -guess my every move, and I don't

need you to straighten my sign. You mean our sign.

Who are you?

Hi, hi.

Forget the change.

Oh, what change?

133 to go, Sam.

Don't worry, you're gonna get your money.

Turn off the stove, Sam.

Conan Enterprises is defunct.

What? You quit? You can't quit. You have to go back. We had a deal.

Sam, the dream is over. You mean nightmare.

Your luck just ran out, missy.

We'll talk.

Dad, this isn't you.

You don't give up.

Winners never quit and quitters never win.

Don't take the...

out of Miss Sally.

Sam, Sam, please, please. I know you were excited about making all the money.

Yes, and it would have been a great character builder for me.

Are you sure you can't sell the rest of those T -shirts?

Let me tell you something, Sam.

If I wanted to, I could sell all these T -shirts like that.

You know, Sam, some people think they can sell shirts like that, while others

the real world prove daily that they can actually sell like...

Wait a minute, Angela.

Wait a minute.

Are you saying that if we went head -to -head, you could outsell me?

Like this.

Did you hear that, Dad? Yeah, I heard it. I heard it, and I still don't

it.

I'll tell you what.

I'll tell you what, Angela. We still got the booth for tomorrow. We still got

all these T -shirts. Sam, would you mind dying the rest of them? Oh, I don't

know. Just to prove this childish point.

We'll split the inventory in half. Whoever sells out first at no less than

shirt is queen.

And long may he reign.

Thank you.

Step right up, folks, and come to Crazy Tony's Morning Madness Sale.

That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Every shirt is marked down to $10. Just

My friends say, Tony, you're crazy.

And I say, maybe so, but every shirt must go.

Real. Settle.

Settle don't pay the rent, sweetheart.

Oh, bonjour.

Welcome to Angela's. I'm Angela.

Would you care for a croissant?

Oh, croissants. I'm shaky.

Hi. Do you have children's prizes? Oh, we most certainly do.

Step right up, folks, and come to Crazy Tony's House of Non -Flammable T

-Shirts, where safety comes first.

Uh, excuse us.

Shop at Crazy Tony's. Non -flammable T -shirts for this little boy. Non

-flammable? Are you... Are you insinuating that my shirts are

I never said they were.

Okay, okay, new ground rule. No insinuating that your opponent's

could burst into flame.

Okay, okay, fair enough. I might have crossed over the line with that one.

Hello, welcome to Angela's. All of our products are hypoallergenic.

I can't believe that you'd stoop to such a cheap gimmick.

Well, that's all, kids.

That's it from the Captain Tie -Dye Show.

Don't forget to tell your friends to come see the Captain Tie -Dye Show with

starring Captain Tie -Dye and his pal, Pokey!

Don't forget, tell your parents to buy lots and lots of shirts because...

Sell some shirts here. What do you say?

Hey.

Hey, Yale.

Me too.

Med school, class of 73, pediatrics. Oh, class of 76, psychiatry.

Want to buy a T -shirt?

Well, maybe.

Hey.

What's up, Doc?

Well, hello there.

Hello. I just... I thought that this T -shirt would probably pick up the gold

flecks in your eyes.

You think so, huh? Oh, of course I do, you silly boy.

You know,

that T -shirt would really pick up the blue flecks in your eyes.

It's okay. I'm a doctor.

You see, and it's... It's pre -shrunk, you see. And then it just pops right

to its original size.

That's because of the miracle of memory yarn.

Yeah. Well, I hate memory yarn.

How can you hate memory yarn? It doesn't even exist.

Way to close the sale, Tone.

I don't want to make you nervous, but I have two. Count them. One, two shirts

left.

What is that I smell? Could it be victory?

Hi there, little girl.

Hi. This is kind of pretty.

Yes. Excuse me, little girl. There are other colors over here.

This is kind of pretty, too. Oh, yes. You would look very nice in purple.

Yes, but I think you'd look very nice in yellow. Yes, but it's one girl to

another. I think purple is the prettiest. Well, I think the prettiest

I'm confused.

Look, this isn't a tough decision.

If you want the prettiest shirt, you want purple. No, no, no. You want

You want purple. You want yellow. You want purple. You want yellow. Purple. I

want my mommy.

How about blue?

Tony, what have we done?

I don't know, but I just hope that big woman she's talking to ain't her mother.

We just sent a little girl away in tears.

A sweet, innocent little girl.

And all because we got caught up in this stupid contest.

What kind of people are we?

We're scum, Angela.

At least that's how I feel. I mean, the kid had pigtails.

Oh, will you look here. The king and the queen have sold almost all the T

-shirts. All right, payday.

Yeah, payday.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Since when are you so happy when somebody else is getting paid?

We've become very close.

Wait a minute. Sure, sure.

What's up here?

Nothing's up.

Why would you think something's up? There's nothing up.

Something's up.

Yeah. I smelled the rat ever since you two shared your brownies.

Spill it. Hey, it's not me. I didn't do anything. It's Sam. She bought a leather

jacket. I just wanted the money. I'm innocent, I tell ya. You ain't gonna pin

this rap on me.

Way to hang tough, kid.

Sam, you always say I can buy what I want if I earn my own money.

Yeah, but Sam, I didn't say you could borrow, deceive, and manipulate to get

Oh, yeah.

I mean, was it all worth it for a piece of leather?

Oh, yeah.

All right, okay, go ahead.

Pay your loan, shark.

Thanks, doll face.

Those kids, they'll never learn.

Mother, did you know something about... No, no, no. I'm innocent. I'm innocent,

I tell you.

You ain't gonna pin this wrap on me.

Screw that.

Do you believe this?

Do you believe because of their little scam we've been out here working like

dogs and at each other's throats?

Was that an apology?

Oh, yes.

I accept.

Well, what about you?

I don't know, I guess. I accept.

Well, what do you say? Pack up and go home?

I think I'll stick around and sell the rest of my shirts. Okay, okay. Well,

here. Who wants to sell these, too?

All right, I'll sell them, but wait a minute.

I'm going to pay you for them. Oh, come on. You don't have to do that. No, no,

no, no. Please, please. Business is business. Please don't bother.

Take the money. All right.

Sold! I bought it!

And what to do?