All language subtitles for Whos The Boss s05e05 A Jack Story

There's a time for love and a time for
living. Take a chance and face the

Open road and a road that's hidden.

A brand new life I found for being.

There were times I lost a dream or two.

Found a trail and at the end was you.

There's a path you take and a path not
taken.

The choice is up to you, my friend.

Nights are long, but your night awaits
you to a brand new life. A brand new

life. A brand new life for you and me.

I say we eat. I say we wait.

I say Angela has held us up long enough.

And if she doesn't like us starting
without her, then it's tough noogies on

Blondie. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Leave Angela's noogies out of this. Come
on.

What's with Angela? Anyway, she's been
working late every night this week.

Ah, business is booming.

Sometimes I just have to take the phone
off the hook.

I told Angela to stop trying to do it
all herself and to get some professional

help. Ah, too late for that.

She's burned out every shrink in
Connecticut.

Angela, I'm sorry we started without
you. I tried to talk him into waiting.

It's okay.

I brought home a surprise. Everybody to
the living room.

Oh, Angela,

a man.

You shouldn't have.

I want all of you to meet the new...
creative director of the Bauer agency,

Ballantyne. Jack is my mother, Mona. My
son, Jonathan.

My housekeeper, Tony Maselli. And his
daughter, Samantha.

What does a creative director do?

Well, in my case, just sit around all
day and act goofy.

What do you know?

I'm a creative director.

Jack, let me tell you, I'm glad you
signed on with Angela because she's been

working way too hard and now you can
work way too hard.

No problem. Hey, is it too early to ask
for a raise?

Yes.

Hey, listen, aren't you the same Tony
Maselli who played second base for the

Cards? Well, indeed I am.

You know, I saw you play a bunch of
times. Didn't you once hit a grand slam

against the Mets?

Jack, if it lives in your memory, then
it happened.

I love this guy, Angel. I love him.
You've done it again. Done what? Managed

hire a witty, dazzling, and delightful
employee.

I don't know where you find us.

Well, I don't want to keep you nice
people from your dinner. I just came by

pick up some files.

House rules. Come for files, stay for
chicken. No, I couldn't impose.

Tony the Chef extraordinaire.

All right, I lied. I could impose. All
right, Jack. Perfect.

And after dinner, we'll get a jump on
the kids' potato chip account. I feel

jumpy already.

Okay, hey, hors d 'oeuvres coming up.
Jack, please, calm down.

Make yourself comfortable.

Hey, uh, Jonathan, do you like magic?

You bet.

Okay, well, now, when I first learned
this trick, it was with a quarter. But

inflation being what it is, a dollar.

Huh? Wow.

Did you see that, Sam? Neato.

Yeah, neato.

Can you make little blonde kids
disappear?

Now, you look like a woman of expensive
taste. What do you say we change this

dollar bill into a ten dollar bill, huh?

Oh,

nice work.

Where do you have to look to find a
hundred?

Okay, okay.

Who feels like a wiener?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, you know, not for
nothing, I happen to do a little magic

myself.

Mona, what's that behind your ear?

Jack already did that one.

Oh. Well, try another one, Tony. Well,
it's pretty much my act.

Well, I have another one.

Can he bake a cherry pie?

and experience in salt.

Since potato chips, sodium you can sink
your teeth in.

No, Angela, I just got up to milk the
cow.

You guys realize it's four o 'clock in
the morning?

Sorry, we just get carried away.

Yeah, we were trying to find something
to brag about with this chip.

It sure isn't the taste.

Sure is a lot of merriment down here.

It's kind of infectious.

to hone in on the freshness.

Right.

I got it.

I got it. I got it. Are you ready for
this?

You're going to love it. You're going to
love it. You ready?

Goodbye, Mr. Chips.

Well, don't you get it? Don't you get
it? They're so good and so fresh, they

disappear. Goodbye.

You like it, huh?

You hate it?

Tony, don't feel bad. We've been working
on this for hours. If we get anything,

it'll be a miracle.

That's it.

What's it?

We open the commercial with a guy
sitting on the couch watching TV.

He reaches for a bag of Sid's potato
chips. He opens the plastic resealable

bites into a chip, and wham, his face
lights up.

Voice over comes on. Sid's potato chips,
so fresh, it's a miracle.

Wham. The guy's transported to the Red
Sea, bites into a chip, the Red Sea

parts. It's a miracle, right? I love it.
I love it, Jack. You are terrific. I am

a genius for hiring you. And I am a
genius for accepting the job. We're both

geniuses.

You two Einsteins don't mind. I think
I'll go catch some Zs. Oh, uh, Tony,

go in the kitchen so we don't disturb
you. Good night, Jack.

Good night, Tony. Good night, Tony.

Dr.

Jack to the rescue.

Get on your back.

Excuse me?

Come on, come on. Give me your toes.

My toes?

My toes.

Trust me.

The fault, dear Angela, lies not in thy
neck, but in thy toes. Jack, no.

Yes. No.

Yes.

Oh, that's nice.

Sam, your egg's okay?

Yeah. You want any more juice?

No, thanks.

You think Jack's cute? What?

I said you want any more juice?

No, you asked about Jack.

Oh, well, since you brought him up.

You think Jack's the kind of guy that
women find, I don't know, cute?

No way. I mean, he's a really nice guy.

But he's not going to break the needle
on the drill meter.

Oh, good, yeah.

That's what I thought, too.

You know what, Sam? Me and you have the
same taste in men.

Great.

Well, it's time to learn.

Come on, Jonathan.

I'll drop you off at school.

Sam, do you think I could sit in the
front seat this time?

No.

Have a good day, Kai.

Good morning.

Good morning, Angela.

Isn't life wonderful?

You bet it is.

Tony, you know, I want to thank you for
pushing me to hire someone.

Hey, what are friends for, huh? Jack is
just so great to work with. He's witty,

he's charming, and he's cute.

Cute? I mean, I really hadn't thought
about it. Well, in a Woody Allen -ish

of way.

You know, when you connect with people
up here, Here, you just see them in a

whole different light.

God, Jack stimulates me.

I don't know why you all dressed up.

Oh, well, I have a date with Judy.

Judy? I thought you didn't want to go
out with her. Well, I've been thinking

over. You know, I've got to get out
more.

I mean, you're always out with your
friends.

Angela's working late with Jack all the
time, and Jonathan has all those little

slimy creatures to play with, and so
does Mona.

Oh, there's Judy now.

Wait a minute, you're letting her pick
you up? Well, she insisted.

Oh, I'm impressed.

It's almost the 90s and you finally
caught up with the 70s.

Hey, I come a long way, baby.

Have fun. Okay, babe.

Hi, Judy.

Hi, Tony.

Come on in. We've got plenty of time
before the movie. Anyway, my boss is

to be down in a minute. I really want
her to see you. I mean, meet you.

Have a seat.

Oh, you look lovely.

Oh, thanks.

Hey, listen, I hope you don't mind me
picking you up. You see, I have my

reasons. My ex -husband picked me up on
our first date and the marriage ended in

ruins. I needed to break the mold.

Okay.

Seems fair.

Anyway, you said on the phone that you
were...

Really looking forward to tonight?

Yeah, sure. I mean, besides going out
with you. I mean, I haven't seen some

it hot in years.

And that scene in the sleeper car really
cracks me up.

Ed, that's my ex -husband. He used to
say that that was our movie.

Those words came back to cruelly mock me
when he ran off with his secretary.

Judy,

why are we going to see this movie if
you're going to feel cruelly mocked?

Can't run away from it forever.

Oh, that's the attitude.

Tell you what, let's look at today as a
point of new beginnings, huh?

You're right, you're right. Enough of my
problems.

Oh, isn't it amazing how Tony Curtis
could turn himself into an attractive

woman? Not unlike the bimbo when she
stole my man, my house, and my Mazda.

Well, the good thing is you're not
bitter.

Hey, what's the point?

I'll tell you what, let's just... I
actually liked the cheap slut when I met

her.

That she would plunge me into the worst
nightmare of my life.

Judy, maybe we should talk about
something else.

What's the matter? No stomach for a page
out of the book of life?

Listen, it all started when they began
working really long hours together.

Long hours?

Their work nights got longer and longer.

Ed stopped spending any time with me. He
didn't need me anymore.

Well, that's awful.

What do you know?

Look, I'm sorry.

This wound is very fresh.

I thought I was ready to date. Clearly,
I'm not. But, Judy... Some other time.

But, Judy... Wait, wait, wait. Judy,
Judy, Judy.

Tony, if you need me, I'll be at Jack's.

Angela, what is it? Don't you two take a
break? Oh, Tony, he is working out so

great. that I'm thinking of giving him a
piece of the potato chip account.

Oh, hey. Hey, oh, Angela.

You think you're giving away a little
too much a little too soon? I mean,

long, you'll want a piece of this and a
piece of that.

You'll be giving away pieces all over
the place.

It is so sweet of you to worry, but I
know what I'm doing.

I'm a big girl.

Oh, my.

Don't you look spiffy.

of a special night?

Sort of. I'm going to defrost the
refrigerator.

Tony, I've been thinking you should get
out more.

Bye.

I feel so cruelly mocked.

Dad, I just want to let you know that
Bonnie's coming over. Then we're going

get something to eat and then we're
going to go to the library.

Okay. And yes, I have my heavy sweater
on. and yes, I will be home by 10.

That's good.

And then I'm going to go to the airport
to marry a Hare Krishna.

That's nice.

Dad, wake up.

Are you still upset about what happened
last night with Judy?

No, Sam. I'm fine, really. I'm fine.

Come on, Dad. Get it off your chest.
You'll feel a lot better.

Sam, I don't want to burden you with my
troubles.

Dad. I am not just your daughter. I am
your friend.

I'm here to listen, to give you advice,
and to make you feel better.

Oh, well, okay.

See, Sam, it all started... Bonnie's
here. Got a bail.

Thanks, Sam. You're a rock.

I don't mean to alarm you, but your
shorts are on fire.

Christine Angela's red notebook.

Yeah, it's right over there. Why? Oh,
I've got to messenger it to her. She's

coming home tonight.

Not coming home? Why? Where is she? At
the plaza. She and Jack have a

presentation in the morning and they're
staying over.

Staying over?

Yeah, you know how it works. You check
into a room, they put chocolates on your

pillow, you steal their towels.

Well, that's not all Jack's trying to
steal, Mona.

Everything else is nailed down.

I'm talking about the Bauer agency.

Jack is trying to steal it away from
Angela.

Tony, you've been sniffing too much
spray starch.

Oh, yeah, Mona?

Oh, yeah? Let me tell you something.
Jack is a taker. He's a taker, Mona.

Didn't you see him take that extra
helping of noodles au gratin at dinner?

No, that must have slipped by me.

Tony, come on. This is pretty thin
stuff.

Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? Well, that's just
what Philly Capasso said to his wife

she told him about Patty Lawsina.

Are you going to relate this situation
to a story about colorful characters you

knew back in Brooklyn?

Well, not if you're going to deride me.

But suffice it to say that a good friend
of mine lost his whole business to

someone he trusted piece by piece.

Ah, I see what's going on.

Someone's jealous.

Jealous? Of Jack?

Me? I laugh.

Ha!

Come on, admit it. You're jealous of all
the time Jack's spending with Angela.

I laugh again.

Ha -ha!

Come on, I mean, sure, they're spending
every moment together, and they eat all

their meals together, and you know
something, Mona? He pulled around with

big toe.

Tony, you have nothing to worry about.
Jack is just a nice, cute guy.

Yeah, you know, in that Woody Allen -ish
way.

I know, I know. I've heard this theory.
Look, my only concern is to protect

Angela's interest in the Bauer agency.

The Bauer agency. I've got to call the
messenger. If Angela doesn't get this

notebook tonight, she's going to blow
her roof.

Just a minute.

I happen to know a messenger service
that'll get this there right on time.

201.

202, 203, 204.

Champagne, chocolate mousse, and
oysters. They got every Afro -Dijak

man.

God,

Jack stimulates me.

No. Yes.

No, yes.

Can I have some more noodles?

That does it.

No, wait a minute. Wait a minute. What
am I doing? I can't break in the guy's

door. I mean, Angela has her life. I
have my life. I gotta stop thinking like

this. It's just that... It's just that
I'm so afraid of her being seduced. I

mean, of course, in a business sense,
but...

I mean, even though she's a big girl, in
a lot of ways, she's a little girl. You

know, she's so trusting. I mean, it
would be very easy for her to lose her

business to a guy who's cute in a Woody
Allen -ish sort of way. Do you know what

I'm saying?

My God,

I'm going... I got to get out of here
before I do something crazy.

The plate had a stark, barren quality,
but I found it uplifting. You are so

stimulating.

What the heck?

Oh, gee,

that works in the movies.

Hey, what are you doing here? The
question is, what are you doing here?

Well, it's kind of personal.

I bet.

Why you?

Tony? Not now, Angela.

Why you?

Why?

Why you devil you?

Tony, I want you to meet my girlfriend,
Carol.

Nice to meet you, Tony. Nice to meet you
too, Carol.

What are you doing here?

Well, I...

Oh, I had to bring this notebook down
here, and I must have written the wrong

number on the book, and then I knocked
on Jack's door by mistake.

Well, if you'll excuse us.

Yeah, you're excused. Hey, go eat
another oyster.

Cute guy.

You don't have to bring this all the way
down here.

have called a messenger.

Well, messengers, you know, they're so
impersonal, and I wanted to wish you

luck for tomorrow.

I am so lucky.

You're always watching out for me.

Come on.

I'll buy you a cup of coffee. Oh,

yeah, thanks. Oh,

Tony. You want to hear something funny?

Yeah, yeah, sure.

You know, Carol, Jack's girlfriend.

She was getting jealous of all the time
Jack and I were spending together.

She thought we were...

Having an affair.

Some people, huh?

Shouldn't try to lift the refrigerator
when you mop the floor.

On my shoulder.

Now, according to Jack, every organ is
connected to all the nerve endings in

your feet.

Angela, I do not believe in that stuff.

Here's your liver.

And I think this is your spleen.

And this is your...