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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:17,120 There's a time for love and a time for living. Take a chance and take the win. 2 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:23,200 An open road and a road that didn't. A brand new life up down the bend. 3 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:28,500 There was a time I lost a dream or two. 4 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:31,840 And found a trail. 5 00:00:32,299 --> 00:00:34,560 And at the end was you. 6 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:38,580 There's a path you take and a path not taken. 7 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:41,120 The choice is up to you, my friend. 8 00:00:41,740 --> 00:00:47,960 Nights are long, but you're not awake to a brand new life, a brand new life, a 9 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:50,420 brand new life both round the game. 10 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:04,800 Oh, motherhouse. 11 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:08,260 Sweet. Went to the Wilson's Garden and ripped off your first flower of the 12 00:01:08,260 --> 00:01:09,260 season. 13 00:01:09,620 --> 00:01:11,120 The rite of spring. 14 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:15,980 When the first hardhats come out and say, Hey, baby, you want some of this? 15 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:19,140 Don't you think that's a bit crude? 16 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:21,260 That's the point, Angela. 17 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:24,600 Mom! Mom! 18 00:01:24,620 --> 00:01:25,740 We beat Tony! 19 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:29,720 Beat him! We crushed him! Oh, come on, come on. You guys just got lucky. The 20 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:31,100 next time I'm playing with both hands. 21 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,900 Remember you always told me that winning isn't everything? 22 00:01:35,620 --> 00:01:36,720 Boy, were you wrong. 23 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:43,300 Angela, between you and me, I let them win. You know, it helps build up their 24 00:01:43,300 --> 00:01:47,460 confidence. I don't believe you. Face it, you are so competitive, you hate to 25 00:01:47,460 --> 00:01:49,980 lose. Well, I... I haven't had that much practice. 26 00:01:51,180 --> 00:01:53,860 Hey, but I'll tell you what I'm going to do now. I'm going to make you a great 27 00:01:53,860 --> 00:01:57,300 lunch. I'm going to make you the best lunch. A winning lunch. 28 00:01:57,660 --> 00:01:59,820 Tony, I'll tell you what. It's a beautiful spring day. 29 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,780 Let's go to the Fairfield Inn and we'll have a nice, refreshing salad. 30 00:02:03,180 --> 00:02:07,440 You know, Angela, if we're going to do spring, let's do spring, huh? 31 00:02:07,740 --> 00:02:11,880 I'm talking a big, thick roast beef sandwich dripping with mustard. 32 00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:16,410 and a side order of beans with them little pork cubes floating around in 33 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:18,350 Yeah, now that's refreshing. 34 00:02:18,690 --> 00:02:19,690 Where do I sign up? 35 00:02:19,830 --> 00:02:20,910 Marty's Melody Room. 36 00:02:21,230 --> 00:02:22,670 You mean that dive in Brooklyn? 37 00:02:22,950 --> 00:02:25,350 Oh, hey, it's no dive. It's a joint. 38 00:02:27,090 --> 00:02:29,230 Oh, come in, come in. 39 00:02:29,810 --> 00:02:30,810 Yes, 40 00:02:31,830 --> 00:02:35,530 Angela, it's spring, all right. The smell of pool chalk is in the air. 41 00:02:36,050 --> 00:02:39,730 Hey, get a load of this place, huh? Hasn't changed a bit. Come on. 42 00:02:40,030 --> 00:02:42,070 I'll introduce you to Marty. Hey, how you doing? 43 00:02:42,410 --> 00:02:43,410 Yo. 44 00:02:46,970 --> 00:02:48,710 Wait a minute. You ain't Marty. 45 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:52,670 No, I'm the new owner, Kim Lee. But you can call me Marty. I'm not changing the 46 00:02:52,670 --> 00:02:56,850 sign. Oh, okay, Marty. Hey, you still got them great roast beef sandwiches? 47 00:02:57,230 --> 00:02:59,630 Sure. Comes with fried rice and egg roll. 48 00:03:01,110 --> 00:03:02,650 Well, make it two. 49 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:05,610 And throw in a couple of brewskis, barkeep. 50 00:03:06,550 --> 00:03:07,550 Ooh, Angela. 51 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:10,290 Talk that inner city talk, huh? 52 00:03:11,050 --> 00:03:12,130 You're bad, bro. 53 00:03:14,810 --> 00:03:16,430 Hey, thanks, Marty. 54 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:19,410 Oh, hey, Angela. 55 00:03:19,850 --> 00:03:20,910 Check this out. 56 00:03:21,150 --> 00:03:25,670 The old pool table, huh? Come here. I'll show you some very cool pool moves, 57 00:03:25,710 --> 00:03:29,630 huh? Stand back and watch the master at work here. Let me do that. That it? 58 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:30,710 Watch this show. 59 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:43,820 I usually get two or three. 60 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:45,080 Hey, 61 00:03:45,460 --> 00:03:46,319 you want to try? 62 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:49,380 Well, what do I do? Come on. I'll set something up for you. Here you go. 63 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:53,560 Okay, 64 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:57,820 here you go. Come here. Put your hand like this. All right. Just one hand 65 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:59,040 That's it. Other hand here. 66 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:01,340 Make a little circle there with your fingers. 67 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,240 Oh, there you go. 68 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:04,520 Tricky. 69 00:04:05,180 --> 00:04:08,000 Okay, come this way. Oh, just aiming you. 70 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:14,980 Hey, don't be disappointed if you don't get any in. This takes years of 71 00:04:14,980 --> 00:04:15,980 practice. 72 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:30,560 They should. They should. Give me that. 73 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:36,200 Hey, um, I'll just use this 13. Watch this, okay? 74 00:04:37,100 --> 00:04:38,380 Oh, Kim Lee! 75 00:04:39,060 --> 00:04:43,300 Two roast beefers to go. Make them thick and dripping with mustard. 76 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:44,839 What's the matter? 77 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:45,940 That, that voice. 78 00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:47,800 I, I know it anywhere. 79 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:49,920 Sarlene? 80 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:55,260 Tony? Tony Maselli? Yeah, I can't believe it. 81 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:00,739 Oh, don't tell me. 82 00:05:00,740 --> 00:05:02,320 Firstborn day of the year, right? 83 00:05:02,540 --> 00:05:05,440 You got it. You got it. Gee, at last. One of the guys. 84 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:07,760 Oh, 85 00:05:07,980 --> 00:05:11,920 I want to introduce you to somebody. Angela Bauer, this is Darlene 86 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,600 Oh, well, it's always nice to meet one of Tony's guys. 87 00:05:15,260 --> 00:05:16,620 Nice to meet you, too. 88 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:18,760 And it's Petardi now. 89 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:23,040 Oh, so some guy got lucky, huh? 90 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:24,880 A lot of guys got lucky. 91 00:05:27,470 --> 00:05:28,970 you see the one I ended up with. 92 00:05:29,270 --> 00:05:33,950 He is a very successful entrepreneur and the sweetest disposition. 93 00:05:34,550 --> 00:05:35,930 This neighborhood stinks. 94 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:37,790 There is no place to park a cab. 95 00:05:39,490 --> 00:05:42,130 Swittikins, come here. I want you to meet a friend of mine. 96 00:05:42,450 --> 00:05:44,710 Tony Maselli, Angela Bauer. 97 00:05:45,030 --> 00:05:47,710 This is my husband, Tony Patardi. 98 00:05:48,170 --> 00:05:51,210 So this is the famous Tony Maselli. 99 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:53,250 Yeah. 100 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,980 Oh, you married a Tony. Nice to meet you. 101 00:05:58,260 --> 00:06:01,260 Yeah, hey, how you doing? I do fine, thank you. 102 00:06:01,860 --> 00:06:05,180 Actually, I do unbelievably well. 103 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:08,660 Well, I'm unbelievably glad. 104 00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:11,940 So, uh, do you folks live around here? 105 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:15,700 Nah, but Tony's first mattress store was right around the corner. 106 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,320 This is where the dream began. 107 00:06:19,340 --> 00:06:21,660 Now I got three outlets in the Tri -Berry area. 108 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:25,880 I'm the manufacturer, the wholesaler, the retailer. I do it all. 109 00:06:26,540 --> 00:06:29,600 Don't I, dear? Yes, my little mattress munchkin. 110 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:33,200 Ooh, there's a hair in my beard. 111 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:34,480 Oh, wow. 112 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:36,380 Just like the old days. 113 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,340 You know, that happens to me all the time. 114 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:44,160 Tony Shedd's worse than a dog. In high school, he was voted most likely to 115 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,160 recede. 116 00:06:48,289 --> 00:06:51,030 Well, you know, a lot of men lose hair. It's perfectly natural. 117 00:06:51,350 --> 00:06:54,810 Except for you, Tony. You seem to have more hair now than you did in high 118 00:06:54,810 --> 00:06:57,090 school. Well, it's a curse. 119 00:06:58,370 --> 00:07:00,370 It takes forever to dry. 120 00:07:03,930 --> 00:07:08,490 The ladies' room. I'd like to freshen up. Oh, it's right back there. Hey, it's 121 00:07:08,490 --> 00:07:09,590 the one with the mop bucket in it. 122 00:07:10,370 --> 00:07:12,430 Wait. I'd better go with you. 123 00:07:12,770 --> 00:07:14,250 Someone's got to hold the door closed. 124 00:07:16,690 --> 00:07:18,350 So, uh, were you and Tony an item? 125 00:07:19,110 --> 00:07:22,390 Well, I could tell you where his other tattoo is. Let's talk. 126 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:25,730 So, uh... So, 127 00:07:26,730 --> 00:07:28,650 Tony, how do you make a buck? 128 00:07:29,590 --> 00:07:32,810 Oh, well, Tony, uh, I'm Angela's housekeeper. 129 00:07:34,210 --> 00:07:35,210 Housekeeper? 130 00:07:35,950 --> 00:07:37,210 It's an interesting line of work. 131 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:38,890 How much you pull down? 132 00:07:39,510 --> 00:07:42,050 Uh, well, I don't like to talk about money. 133 00:07:47,340 --> 00:07:50,200 That's how I got a big house with a big yard. 134 00:07:50,580 --> 00:07:51,860 Also got a big car. 135 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:53,740 Big dog. 136 00:07:54,660 --> 00:07:55,820 Big parakeet. 137 00:07:56,900 --> 00:07:58,460 Big newspapers, huh? 138 00:07:59,620 --> 00:08:01,640 Hey, Kim Lee, Adam Sandwich is coming. 139 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:03,980 Hey, let me handle it, Tony. 140 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:07,020 Hey, Kim Lee, my main man. Let's hustle it up. 141 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,520 You got a VIP over here. 142 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,780 Very important patati. 143 00:08:12,780 --> 00:08:13,860 Coming right up, sir. 144 00:08:14,670 --> 00:08:15,670 What a jerk. 145 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,690 I know how to handle people. 146 00:08:19,010 --> 00:08:23,510 I tell you, I got a big staff, big office, big typewriter. Angela! 147 00:08:25,370 --> 00:08:30,830 Hey, uh, how about you and me playing a friendly little game of pool? I can 148 00:08:30,830 --> 00:08:35,210 really run a table. Yeah, I know. Big stick, big score, big deal. 149 00:08:36,630 --> 00:08:40,030 Come on. Darlene told me you were a good pool player. 150 00:08:40,890 --> 00:08:42,210 When you were younger. 151 00:08:43,010 --> 00:08:44,010 Well, uh... 152 00:08:44,110 --> 00:08:45,470 Maybe some other time, all right, Tony? 153 00:08:45,770 --> 00:08:47,970 You should be glad Tony doesn't want to play. 154 00:08:48,350 --> 00:08:49,350 He'll kill you. 155 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:53,290 And thank you for your continued support. 156 00:08:54,350 --> 00:08:56,930 There are the sandwiches, two to stay and two to travel. 157 00:08:57,890 --> 00:09:00,930 Well, it was great seeing you again, Tony. Yeah, you too, darling. 158 00:09:01,550 --> 00:09:03,270 All right already, let's go. 159 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:05,830 See you tomorrow at the barbecue. 160 00:09:06,130 --> 00:09:07,350 I'm looking forward to it. 161 00:09:08,430 --> 00:09:11,850 Barbecue? What barbecue? Hey, we don't got to go to this thing, do we? 162 00:09:12,150 --> 00:09:13,290 No, we're giving it. 163 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:19,380 I can't believe you, Miss Sally. You invite me over, you don't want to play 164 00:09:19,380 --> 00:09:23,700 games. I don't know why you keep talking about this guy, Darlene. You take away 165 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:26,500 the hair, the muscles, the pretty face. What do you got? 166 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:33,840 Okay, that's it. Name your game, your time, and your place. Oh, now this is 167 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:36,760 childish. Remember, this is a barbecue, not a track and field event. 168 00:09:37,180 --> 00:09:41,280 She's right, Shortcake. Remember your ulcer. And you don't want your 169 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,280 to flare up. 170 00:09:43,270 --> 00:09:45,490 Why don't you give them my whole medical history? 171 00:09:45,850 --> 00:09:48,330 You didn't mention your hiatal hernia. 172 00:09:48,550 --> 00:09:51,770 All right, Miss Sally, what you gonna be? 173 00:09:51,990 --> 00:09:54,370 Hey, you name it. I can beat you at anything. 174 00:09:54,830 --> 00:09:55,830 Pool. 175 00:09:56,190 --> 00:09:57,190 Tomorrow. 176 00:09:57,890 --> 00:09:59,750 Marty's. You're on. 177 00:09:59,970 --> 00:10:01,610 And you're dead meat. 178 00:10:02,450 --> 00:10:03,510 You're dead meat. 179 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,450 I love barbecues. 180 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:13,030 It's a lovely place you have here, Angie. 181 00:10:13,910 --> 00:10:15,030 Why, thank you. 182 00:10:16,270 --> 00:10:18,490 So, uh, tell me. 183 00:10:19,790 --> 00:10:21,930 Just how old are your mattresses? 184 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,390 Oh, I don't know. 185 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:28,490 Nine, ten years, maybe? 186 00:10:29,290 --> 00:10:30,610 Maybe they need replacing. 187 00:10:31,890 --> 00:10:34,230 You don't want to commit mattress -ide. 188 00:10:37,510 --> 00:10:39,110 And me is the... 189 00:10:39,450 --> 00:10:40,490 King of mattresses. 190 00:10:41,490 --> 00:10:43,690 I could easily make you my queen. 191 00:10:45,110 --> 00:10:49,250 Oh! Oh, my word! I am stuck in this cage! 192 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:52,650 Are you okay? 193 00:10:52,910 --> 00:10:53,910 Fine, no problem. 194 00:10:54,090 --> 00:10:55,450 Can I get you anything? No! 195 00:10:55,930 --> 00:10:56,930 Stay away from me. 196 00:10:58,050 --> 00:10:59,050 I'm sorry. 197 00:11:00,190 --> 00:11:01,190 You're not to blame. 198 00:11:02,430 --> 00:11:03,730 I'm the one who should be sorry. 199 00:11:04,970 --> 00:11:07,730 It's just, I'm under a lot of pressure lately. 200 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:09,420 Oh, well, what's wrong? 201 00:11:09,820 --> 00:11:12,020 For years, I've been chasing the myth. 202 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:14,560 The myth of Tony Mastelli. 203 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:19,120 You have no idea what it's like living in the shadow of another person. Oh, I 204 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:24,640 do. My roommate at college was head cheerleader, homecoming queen, had a 205 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:29,660 boyfriend named Dirk, and she was Phi Beta Kappa. Hey, I'm the one who's 206 00:11:29,660 --> 00:11:30,439 up here, okay? 207 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,440 Sorry. 208 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:37,560 But I just want you to know how truly sweet my Tony usually is. 209 00:11:38,110 --> 00:11:41,050 Hey, the truth, I think it would help if you didn't put him down so much. 210 00:11:41,370 --> 00:11:42,370 Put him down? 211 00:11:42,890 --> 00:11:44,990 I love my little butterball. 212 00:11:45,410 --> 00:11:49,610 Well, you see, there you go, there you go. I mean, you don't call a grown man a 213 00:11:49,610 --> 00:11:52,010 butterball. It's a term of endearment. 214 00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:53,890 Well, to a turkey, maybe. 215 00:11:55,490 --> 00:11:56,910 But not to a person. 216 00:11:57,250 --> 00:12:00,450 Wow, you really understand human nature. 217 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,610 You should have been a bartender. 218 00:12:04,970 --> 00:12:07,390 And I say to you, the road not taken, you know? 219 00:12:08,450 --> 00:12:10,490 I'm really worried about him, though, Tony. 220 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:13,830 I mean, what if he plays tomorrow and then he loses? 221 00:12:14,190 --> 00:12:16,650 Wouldn't that damage his ego? I think it could. 222 00:12:17,810 --> 00:12:19,830 Sorry to butt in. I have an idea. 223 00:12:20,170 --> 00:12:23,050 Oh, sure. I know what your idea is. You want me to call off the game. 224 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,410 No, I want you to throw the game. 225 00:12:26,650 --> 00:12:27,970 Throw a game? 226 00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:30,030 Oh, this is the answer to everything. 227 00:12:30,590 --> 00:12:32,250 Well, this could save our marriage. 228 00:12:32,910 --> 00:12:33,910 It could save his life. 229 00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:36,010 Yeah, but throw a game. 230 00:12:38,170 --> 00:12:40,450 Can't you make an exception just this once? 231 00:12:40,690 --> 00:12:42,150 Let me tell you something, huh, Angela? 232 00:12:42,430 --> 00:12:46,090 You don't throw a game. You don't shave points. You don't go in a tank. 233 00:12:46,310 --> 00:12:49,750 I mean, you've got to strive to do your best every opportunity, and that's the 234 00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:50,750 code I live by. 235 00:12:50,930 --> 00:12:53,210 If you lose, you don't ever have to see him again. Okay. 236 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:04,600 Miss Sally. 237 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:08,820 Petardi. 238 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:10,700 Ready? 239 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,120 Ready. 240 00:13:12,780 --> 00:13:13,780 Nice suit. 241 00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:15,420 I know. 242 00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:19,320 Straight pool, 100 points. 243 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:20,800 We flip for the break. 244 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:23,540 Call it in the air. 245 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:25,560 Heads. 246 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:28,200 Pails. You lose. 247 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,500 Get used to it. 248 00:13:33,790 --> 00:13:34,790 That'd be the day. 249 00:13:37,030 --> 00:13:38,370 Good start, Tony. 250 00:13:38,590 --> 00:13:39,590 Wait till you see me. 251 00:13:41,390 --> 00:13:43,290 Chew! Right away, dear. 252 00:13:45,110 --> 00:13:46,110 Chew! 253 00:13:47,090 --> 00:13:48,090 Get it yourself! 254 00:13:51,870 --> 00:13:52,310 Watch 255 00:13:52,310 --> 00:14:01,110 closely, 256 00:14:01,210 --> 00:14:02,210 Miss Shelley. 257 00:14:02,579 --> 00:14:03,900 Maybe you'll learn something. 258 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,000 Damn! 259 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,540 Hey, Kim Lee, is this regulation felt? 260 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:24,800 Oh, yes, Mr. Patardi. 261 00:14:25,820 --> 00:14:26,820 What a jerk. 262 00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:31,060 You didn't leave me much. 263 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,400 I'll shoot the 14 in the corner. 264 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:45,500 Oh, I missed. 265 00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:46,860 Fooey. 266 00:14:47,780 --> 00:14:50,460 You muffed an easy one that time, Miss Sally. 267 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,500 Five ball. 268 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:53,680 In the corner pocket. 269 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:34,080 All I know is I got a big lead. 270 00:15:37,580 --> 00:15:41,980 Angela, I could take this guy. I know I could. I know that, and you know that, 271 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:43,040 and that should be enough. 272 00:15:43,380 --> 00:15:44,380 It isn't. 273 00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:46,260 Yes! 274 00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:53,620 So, Michelle, you want to keep playing or quit now and save yourself the 275 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,620 humiliation? 276 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,280 No comment, huh? 277 00:15:57,740 --> 00:16:00,020 Hey, baby, what do you think of your king now? 278 00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:06,670 What you are doing is for the greater good. 279 00:16:06,930 --> 00:16:09,530 Oh, yeah. When this is over, they're going to name a church after me. 280 00:16:12,030 --> 00:16:13,270 Seven ball corner. 281 00:16:20,290 --> 00:16:21,290 Oops. 282 00:16:22,930 --> 00:16:24,910 I mean, uh... All right. 283 00:16:26,930 --> 00:16:27,930 Nice shot, Miss Kelly. 284 00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:29,510 This next one's an easy one. 285 00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:30,730 Who knows? 286 00:16:30,910 --> 00:16:32,410 Maybe he can make two in a row. 287 00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:36,790 What are you doing? 288 00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:01,750 never cease. 289 00:17:02,290 --> 00:17:03,290 Well, let me see. 290 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:10,730 I need one ball to win the match, and you need 21, which means that you have 291 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,430 clean this table and the next one. 292 00:17:12,630 --> 00:17:15,950 Of course, all that cleaning shouldn't be too difficult for a housekeeper. 293 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:20,829 Would you be more comfortable playing with a mop? 294 00:17:22,329 --> 00:17:23,550 Just ignore him, Tony. 295 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,390 Yeah, yeah, right, right, right. 296 00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:30,780 What's that cologne you're wearing? 297 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,300 Is that pine salt or lemon fletch? 298 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,100 No, no, that's Mr. 299 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:38,440 Clean. 300 00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:42,240 It's okay, Tony. 301 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:44,160 Say, 302 00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:46,880 how did you get to be a housekeeper anyway? 303 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,360 Couldn't you get a job in the real world? 304 00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:55,820 Tony. I'm okay, Angela. 305 00:17:56,260 --> 00:17:57,420 Kill the butterball. 306 00:18:01,050 --> 00:18:02,450 Just do it. 307 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,730 But hey, that'll wreck his ego. 308 00:18:04,970 --> 00:18:06,310 He made a path at me. 309 00:18:06,870 --> 00:18:07,930 Three in a corner. 310 00:18:30,890 --> 00:18:37,230 At the joy they found The head just woke up To leave this one alone 311 00:18:37,230 --> 00:18:44,210 She could tell right away That I was bad to the bone Bad to the 312 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:51,110 bone Bad to the bone B -b -b -b -b -b -bad Well, 313 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,930 all comes down to the last ball. 314 00:18:55,630 --> 00:18:58,010 Forget it, Michelle. That's an impossible shot. 315 00:19:02,110 --> 00:19:03,110 Oh, 316 00:19:11,230 --> 00:19:12,330 yes. 317 00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:17,010 Watch. 318 00:19:39,590 --> 00:19:41,050 and pretend it's Tuesday. 319 00:19:48,130 --> 00:19:54,250 What a jerk. 320 00:19:57,190 --> 00:19:59,290 Tony, don't feel bad. 321 00:19:59,650 --> 00:20:01,230 That was a really tough shot. 322 00:20:01,430 --> 00:20:06,170 Oh, yeah. Tell me about it, Angela. I mean, hey, any time you got an object 323 00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:09,010 over here on the cushion and you got a... 324 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:13,020 Get the cue ball way down here on this side of the table. I mean, the chances 325 00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:16,580 making this shot are, I don't know, one in a thousand, maybe one in a million. 326 00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:29,160 My hero. 327 00:20:57,770 --> 00:21:00,350 Oh, speaking of food, I'm a little hungry myself. 328 00:21:00,930 --> 00:21:01,930 Oh, yeah. 329 00:21:02,050 --> 00:21:03,050 Oh, 330 00:21:05,950 --> 00:21:08,810 yeah. Yum, yum. 331 00:21:10,630 --> 00:21:12,730 Hey, anybody want any? 332 00:21:13,070 --> 00:21:14,070 Yeah! 23152