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There's a time for love and a time for living. Take a chance and face the wind.

Open road and a road that's hidden. Brand new life around the bend.

There were times I lost a dream or two.

And found a friend.

And at the end was you.

There's a path you take and a path not taken.

The choice is up to you, my friend.

Not so long, but you might awaken to a brand new life, a brand new life, a

new life both round the game.

28, 29, 30. How's this? How's this? It's somebody's birthday. I wonder who.

It's Angela Bowers.

And she's looking almost as good as new, eh?

I can't wait to party to your surprise.

Dad, will you forget it? You know how Angela snoops around when her birthday's

coming? She's going to find out, especially with that immature little

blabbermouth in this house.

No way. Mona says she won't talk.

Well, I guess I better go help Mona move in.

Move in where?

Here. She's bunking with me while our apartment's being painted.

If that's okay with you.

Well, what if it's not?

Then she takes your room and you get the couch. Go help your roomie.

All right.

Hello, Angela.

Hello. Uh, what day is tomorrow?

Um, Thursday.

Oh, well, then the day after that would be Friday.

Friday the 20th.

Oh, thanks for reminding me.

About what?

I got to clean out the garage on Saturday.

Saturday the 21st.

Oh.

Did I mention I went shopping today?

Uh, no. Where'd you go?

Oh, usual.

Bloomingdale, Saks, Bonwit, Hallmark.

Oh, gosh. I knew I forgot something.

Bloomy's is having a great sale on sweat socks.

Anyway, the strangest image popped into my head when I was on the way home.

It was a forest.

And the ground was chocolate fudge cake.

And the animals were all wearing little cone hats.

And the trees had flaming tops.

How many trees?

Late 20 -ish.

Relax, Sam. I am not going to tell about Angela's party.

You image her a little blabbermouth.

Oh, you didn't forget.

Yeah, it was Dad's idea. Oh, how did you know I wanted a surprise party?

You told me last year your birthday. Oh, and you remembered.

Angela, please, stop awing. And you, weeks and weeks of planning all for

Well, she doesn't know about the sweater you bought her. Would you?

Angela? Are you all right?

Oh, Tony.

I guess so.

Oh, Tony.

Good morning.

How's my favorite guy?

Tired. Did you have trouble falling asleep?

No, I had trouble staying asleep. You can't...

What? Calling for Tony?

Oh, no, honey, you must have been dreaming.

No, I don't think so. It sounded like Tony.

Oh, I couldn't have.

Oh, Tony.

I get the picture.

You know, I just remembered.

I did call Tony's name last night. My window was stuck. I couldn't get it

Good morning, Angela. Come on, Pop -Tart, we're going to miss the bus.

Mom,

why would you want your window open when it was freezing outside?

Because cold air is good for you. Zip up.

Bye -bye.

Have a good day.

Morning, Angela. What's your pleasure?

Why, what do you mean?

I mean, what do you want for breakfast? Are you okay?

Oh, just coffee and I'm fine.

Actually, I didn't sleep very well last night.

Did you?

Me?

Slept like a log.

Oh, so you didn't hear any strange noises?

No, no, I don't remember. But, you know, once this head hits the bed, it's all

over. You know what I mean? I'm talking lights out. Z -City. Good night, Mrs.

Calabash.

Well, good.

I guess I better get going.

Have a nice day. You too.

We grab all the food.

We grab the food. We stuff our faces. We talk about boys all night long. And

then we tell your dad we went to sleep at 10 o 'clock.

Mona, you are such a bad influence. We've got to do this more often.

I heard that.

Maybe it's a burglar.

I hope not. I look a rat.

We are here to pillage and plunder.

What are you doing jumping up and down?

Oh, was I jumping up and down? I guess I'm just all revved up about my

Angela, I think your turban's wound too tight.

Bye, Angela. It's time to go wink out.

Good night, dear. Sweet dreams.

I'll settle for quiet ones.

Tony.

I guess the window's stuck again.

Tony.

Tony.

Listen to me.

We're listening.

All right. All right. Come on now. She's probably just having a bad dream.

Doesn't sound so bad to me.

Okay, okay, okay. Come on, come on. Let's go back to bed. Come on, let's go.

Come on, the excitement's over. Break it up. Come on.

Tony, I love you.

Pancakes for breakfast?

Maybe we're jumping to conclusions here, huh? How do we even know that Angela

was talking about me?

Angela knows a lot of other Tonys.

Like who?

Well, uh, Tony Bennett.

Huh?

Tony Randall. Huh? Tony the mechanic.

It's Julio.

Oh. All right, all right. So maybe it was me, huh? All right, maybe it was me.

But, you know, I mean, maybe Angela's just carried away because I'm throwing

a party. You know how your mother gets about parties?

Sentimental overload.

Feeble dad.

All right, all right, all right, all right.

What did Angela really say last night, huh?

She loves me. So what, huh?

I love her, and just like I love you, and I love you, and I love Mona. This is

very loving household, understand?

No. What you heard last night was Angela's very private thoughts, and I

should respect that privacy.

Now, I don't think we should say anything.

Lie. Samantha.

Lie.

Uh -oh.

Jonathan, one peep out of you and your lizard's a watch band.

Well, hi, sweethearts.

Hi, Mom.

Hi, Angela.

Great dress. Thank you.

Isn't there something else you want to say?

Oh, yeah.

Nice do.

I was expecting to hear happy birthday. I love you.

Happy birthday, Mom. I love you.

Happy birthday, Angela. I love you, too. In fact, this is one very loving

household.

Yeah, we are one lucky bunch, aren't we?

So,

sweetheart, how did you sleep last night?

Uh, last night?

Oh, I slept like a log. I think I even snored.

Well, that's wonderful.

See you tonight at the birthday fest.

Bye.

He's a good kid. Only next time, lose the snoring bit.

Hey, Mona.

How's the painting going?

Don't change the subject.

Dish me the dirt about last night.

Mona, if you don't mind, I'd rather not talk about it. All right, all right, Mr.

Sensitive.

Not another word.

Not even in my sleep.

Oh, hey, Mona. Look who it is. Ready? Hit it.

It's somebody's birthday, I wonder who. It's somebody right in this room near

you. So look all around you until you see who. He's laughing, he's smiling. My

goodness, it's you!

Oh, God.

All right, all right. What does the birthday girl want for her birthday

breakfast? Birthday omelet? Birthday pancakes?

Birthday French toast?

I'll have some birthday coffee with a little birthday milk. And you know, the

birthday sugar is right on the table. Thank you.

Think I'm going to have a birthday bar.

Angela, I have a special present for you. Oh, Mother, you shouldn't have.

is it? I'm not going to the office today.

You always know what I want.

Well, I have to keep my eye on those painters in my apartment.

One of them works without a shirt on.

Well, that's because you got the thermostat jacked up to 90.

Yeah. I wonder what he'd take off at 100.

Tony,

I'm going to leave you to your party preparations. I'm going to leave you to

your cheap thrills, and I'll see you at six. Hey, hey, hey, don't be late.

Remember, it's a surprise party.

I know.

Okay, now, where were we?

You were prying, and I was ignoring.

I bet I win.

Look, Mona, if I were you, I'd forget about what you heard last night.

Mona, she was just sleep talking.

She was sleep gushing.

Hi, Mom.

Oh, Jonathan, what are you doing here? I forgot my homework. The bus is waiting.

Oh, I was looking for my keys.

Oh. Well, here they are.

Oh, by the way, you can hear better if you tilt your head.

Mona, it was no big deal.

No big deal?

She said she loves you. I know. I was there.

So was I. So were the kids.

We all heard it.

Mona, please, enough.

Tony, I can't stop thinking about it. Tell me. There is nothing to tell.

It's a tough world out there.

And good relationships are hard to come by. So if someone says that they love

you, even if they're asleep, you go for it. I would.

Well, that's you.

It's Dippet with me and Angela.

Oh, are you kidding me? There is enough electricity in this house to light up a

small city.

Oh, come on. No way, Mona. No... Well, maybe Dubuque.

I can't say this.

Where did you go?

Dad, can I ask a dumb question?

Why are we trying to surprise Angela if she already knows about the party?

Because I planned a surprise party, and that's what she's going to get, a

surprise party.

Just thought I'd ask.

Any other questions?

Yeah.

Hershey, I've been sitting here in the dark for a half hour. Maybe we should

the cake.

Don't you even breathe on that cake.

I want everything to be just perfect for Angela.

Boy, this chocolate fudge cake is heaven.

Oh, Mona, how could you do that?

I didn't touch any of the letters.

Uh -oh.

Well, so it says happy birthday, Angela.

This is the worst surprise party I ever gave in my whole life.

The guest of honor doesn't show up. I got a half -eaten cake, and I just broke

the rubber band on my hat.

Who could she be? The answering service said she left the office hours ago.

Guys, maybe she decided she didn't want a surprise party. No way.

Mom was so excited, she tried to find out what Grandma and Tony were getting

her. What do you mean?

Well, this morning when I came back to get my homework, I saw her listening at

the kitchen door.

Uh -oh, trouble.

All right, all right, all right. Let's not overreact.

I'll check all the hospitals. You check 31 Flavors.

There you go.

Thanks.

Happy birthday, Angela.

It's just you and me, kid.

Troubles, lady?

I can't believe what I did.

I was talking in my sleep.

And I said, I love my housekeeper, and everybody heard me.

You love your housekeeper?

This ain't that kind of bar lady.

Oh, you don't understand. My housekeeper's a man, and I can never

again. That's really humiliating.

This one's on the house.

Right now, my family's throwing me a party, but I'm too embarrassed to go.

Do you think I'm a horrible person?

Shouldn't you be telling this to a shrink?

I tried. She's on vacation.

Mine always leaves an emergency number.

Yo, Joe, give me another belt. Make it a double.

Okay, another version. Tequila sunrise coming up.

Hey, lady, you sure you don't want anything stronger?

Oh, no, I'm fine.

The grenadine is really beginning to kick in.

I'm feeling a lot better.

Lady, you're so crazy about this guy. How come you haven't said so when you're

awake?

I don't know.

Well, it's obvious to me.

Your subconscious is manifesting deep -seated desires.

But your conscious self is in a sublimation mode.

In lay parlance, you ain't ready.

You must have studied under a great bartender.

The seat taken?

Tony. Oh, how did you find me?

Ah, the Maselli Network.

First Frank, the conductor, saw you get off the train in Fairfield, and I called

Al, the fireman, and Joe, the policeman, and Roxy, the meter maid, to keep an

eye out for your jag.

Which one of them found me? Tony, the housekeeper.

I was across the street filling up my van. I spotted your car.

Angela, what are you doing on this side of town? Mona wouldn't even come to a

place like this.

Mona?

Joe, say aloha to Tony Maselli, my housekeeper. Oh, so you're the deep

desire, huh?

You told him? Well, why not? Everybody else knows.

Angela, we have to talk.

Tony, you don't have to say anything. I'm fine. I'm perfectly fine, really.

It's the number of my shrink.

Thank you.

Tony, in light of my...

bedroom blatherings. I, um, I don't think our situation's gonna work out

anymore. One of us has to move.

I'll look for a place in the morning.

Oh, come on, Angela. Nobody's moving anywhere.

And you shouldn't be embarrassed about last night. You didn't do anything that

haven't done.

I mean, hey, remember that time I was getting my appendix out and I was under

that anesthesia and I said pretty much close to what you said?

You said exactly what I said.

All right, okay, so there you go. We both have, you know, feelings.

You two would make a great couple if you could both stay unconscious.

He has a point, Tony.

Oh, baloney.

I don't have to be unconscious to tell you how I feel. So? Tell me.

Tell you what?

How you feel.

Oh, that?

Well, uh... Well, Angela, look, uh... We know each other a long time, and,

uh... And we live down the hall.

And we've shared many appliances.

And, well, you know, when you've been through all of that... Well, let me put

another way, Angela. You know, it's a tough world out there, huh?

Well, I guess that about wraps it up.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Happy birthday to today's best customer.

Oh. Make a wish.

Thank you.

When I was a little girl, I used to stay up all night before my birthday

thinking of what I was going to wish.

And when I finally decided, I made sure that I didn't tell anybody because,

well, then I was sure that it just wouldn't come true.

Angela, Angela, the candle's melting in the beer, not...

Hope

your wish comes true.

You do?

Yeah.

Happy birthday.

Come on, man. Let's get out of here. You got family waiting for you and a cake

that says happy birthday la on it.

Never mind. Just say goodbye to Joe.

Goodbye, Joe. Thanks. Good night. Hey,

Angela. Yeah. You ever been to Dubuque?

Dubuque? It's a nice city. Very well lit.

Oh,

chocolate fudge. Can I have another piece?

Oh, Dad, please just let me go to the mall.

Oh, Charlie.

I love the way you...

Painted the ceiling.

Sally steps up to the plate.

Here's the finish.

And it's gone.

Gone. Gone. This is Malone and the three weeks on a ballot.