Original subtitles

There's a time for love and a time for living. Take a chance and face the wind.

Open road and a road that's hidden. A brand new life all down the bend.

There were times I lost a dream or two.

Found a trail and at the end was you.

There's a path you take and a path not taken.

Okay,

Angela, are you ready?

I'm ready, Tony.

This is it.

Tighter. With more passion. More passion.

Good, good. Now kiss me.

How is that?

Very old world. My family's going to love you. I hope so, because I want your

family to be my family.

You know what I mean. Okay, okay, okay.

And Angel, look.

Here's the clincher. If you can master this hug, they'll swear you were born in

Palermo.

Okay. Now I call it the butterfly flutter, and it goes something like

May I try?

You may.

Bene, bene!

Grazie, grazie!

Well, have the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria docked yet?

Any minute now, any minute, Mona.

Buongiorno, mamma!

Angela,

you never kissed me like that before.

Don't do it again.

a rooster on the flag of Italy.

This is Uganda.

Hey, what a ripoff!

Okay.

This is it. La famiglia Micheli.

Hug and flutter, hug and flutter. Right, right, okay.

This

is

my great aunt Rosa. You know my own... and these are my cousins, Laura and

Maurizio. This is Angela, Mona and Jonathan.

Hey, Rosa, you're as beautiful as ever. Hey,

Rosa,

you're as beautiful as ever. Hey, Rosa, you're as beautiful as ever.

My sister says you are still full of it.

Hey, wait a minute, Uncle Aldo. You speak in English? Ah, yes, yes, of

You know, you got to learn English when you are in business.

A businessman must learn English and Japanese.

Especially Japanese.

Aldo, I thought you were the big cheese in your family.

Guaranteed I am the big cheese.

But Aunt Rose is the main mozzarella.

Hey, everybody, huh? Look at my baby cousins, little Laura and little

huh? Hey, good genes.

I like the ones he's wearing, too. Would you please come in?

Ah, Tony, it's so good to finally meet you, my successful American cousin, the

cleaning executive.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm the Lee Iacocca of squeegees.

Sit, sit, sit. Come here.

Laura, I really envy you going to college in Rome. What are you studying?

A renaissance art.

Michelangelo, Da Vinci, Botticelli. I have a poster of Bruce Springsteen.

Oh, now that is a work of art.

Come on, you're bunking with me.

Hey, Jonathan, grab the baths. I'll pay you a hundred lira.

Wow, what's that worth, Mauricio?

About the nickel.

What can I get for you?

Campari, espresso, cappuccino?

Diet Pepsi.

Here, the Diet Pepsi.

Same for me.

When in Rome.

More Diet Pepsis coming up.

This is all so new for her. I think I'll just go and help.

So, how's your health? How's the farm? How's the family?

why you are not married.

Oh, well, I thought that will be someday, but now's not the time, Eros.

Bologna.

I teach you that.

Thanks, Eros.

Oh,

no, no, no. It's not possible. Not possible.

Tony, maybe it was a baseball injury that you... Oh, no,

no, no. It's possible.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop.

Look, look, look. Because you're here, I'm going to cook a big dinner on

huh? To celebrate our visit.

Tony, I have a big surprise for you.

You got a surprise for me, Uncle Alan? What is it?

What is it? All I can see is a big, big, big surprise.

How big could it be? You got it on the airplane.

We got them the rose on the plane, too.

Hi.

Hi.

Was I snoring?

Yes, but not as loud as Aunt Rosa.

What time is it?

It's seven o 'clock, Italy time.

It's one o 'clock here.

Good night.

You know, Tony, ever since I was a boy, I idolized you. You're my hero, my...

famous cousin in America.

Eh, I could sleep anytime, eh?

I remember when I was a child, I used to watch films of you in the final game of

the playoff.

You were a dynamite.

Yeah, I was.

You know, even though you don't play baseball anymore, in my eyes, you'll

be the champion.

Oh, thanks, Mauricio.

Hey, I got something for you. Swing around, swing around.

Let's see here.

Let me see.

There it is. From one champion to another.

Tony, your car nose cap.

Thank you. Grazie.

But I couldn't. No, I'm glad you take it. It's yours.

Oh, thank you.

I will wear it in the village and in the vineyards.

I will never take it off.

Ah, well then, I'm glad I didn't give you my sweatshirt.

You know, my stomach is on Italy time.

I'm a little hungry. Oh, come on. We'll go hit the kitchen. Come on. Hey, by the

way, any girlfriends back there in Italy?

Lots of girlfriends.

I'm a Michelli. Hey.

Hey.

May I try?

Huh? Me.

Okay.

This is fun.

No. No, no, no, no. Aspetta.

Guarda. Così. Più forte.

Più forte. Così. Ah.

Make it more strong.

Make it more big.

Angela's cooking and Aunt Rose is smiling. What's wrong with this picture?

Ah, you're making fresh biscuits.

This is just like being on the farm. Come on, sit down.

It must be a wonderful life, Marie.

Getting back to basics, cooking from scratch, working the soil, breathing

air, getting up before the sunrise, feeding the chickens. Angela, we get the

picture.

Una bella faccia. Eh, look, like Farrah Fawcett.

Farrah Fawcett?

Si,

Farrah Fawcett.

Well, I hate to roll and run, but I've got a 7 .45 train in the morning.

Buonanotte. Oh, buonanotte, guys.

Buonanotte.

Grazie. I scored, pig.

Way to go, Farrah.

Buonanotte.

Buonanotte. Oh, che bella, bellissima. Una bella... Ed, Tom,

tu dovresti sposare Angela.

She says that you should marry Angela. Angela è carina. Angela è molto

intelligente. Angela is so smart and so sweet.

And Mary is warm and spontaneous and so beautiful.

Oh, thanks, thanks. But I wish you two matchmakers would lighten up, huh?

Angela and I are housekeeper and boss and nothing else.

Niente. Un bello uomo. Una bella donna.

Nella questa casa.

Niente.

And throws and says, beautiful woman, handsome man in the same house and

nothing. Nothing.

Stop it.

And throws and says, I got it. I got it.

Well, I guess we're...

Anybody have any big surprises they want to give me now?

All right, all right. It is time.

Donny, I have the great pleasure to present to you this special surprise.

Oh, Uncle Aldo. Oh, thank you.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. It's dirt.

And a raisin. That is the soil from your vineyard in Italy.

My vineyard? I give you 20 acres from my land in Italy.

Here is Italy's newest winemaker. Hey, hey, hey, move over,

Mondavi. Here comes Miss Sally.

Oh, Miss Sally wine.

Unpretentious, yet hunky.

Hey, hey, look at my dirt.

Attenzione. Now, I make announce.

Presto avremo una nuova bella sposa nella famiglia Michele.

Angela, Angela, Angela.

What is she saying? I think she's talking about you.

Soon, we will welcome a new bride in the Michele family.

Angela, Angela, Angela.

She's at it again.

Angela's admirer says

that he has a great respect and a great love.

Go for it, Maurizio.

Me and Maurizio?

or I will.

Well,

what are they talking about out there?

They're naming your bambinos.

And I hope you like Isidore and Salvatore and Guido and Giuseppe and

Tony...

All I wanted to do was make your family like me. How did this happen?

Oh, Angela, I gotta apologize for my family.

And he's just a young boy who finds a chic, sophisticated career woman wildly

attractive.

Oh.

And that's your husband's funeral procession.

Beautiful.

Have you seen these? He's Aldo.

Many, many times.

And that's your husband.

He looks so relaxed.

Uncle Aldo and Rosa, we have to speak to you.

Oh, my.

I look at the time.

Aunt Rosa, grazie, grazie for sharing these wonderful memories with me, even

though it bored me out of my gourd.

Prego, prego.

Listen, Uncle Aldo, Aunt Rosa, there's something I gotta tell you.

Angela doesn't want to marry Maurizio.

What?

But this is terrible. This is awful.

Wait

a

minute. Wait a minute. What's so funny? I don't know, but when she's happy, I'm

happy, too.

You are playing hard to get. You smart.

Yeah, I think something got lost in the translation.

Yeah, um, Uncle Waldo, please try to understand. I think Maurizio is a

young man, but I'm afraid I don't love him.

You don't.

She don't.

I understand. You make your decision. You say no. We must respect your

Thank you. What if I throw in a Maserati?

Well,

now I got trouble. Now I can explain to your Aunt Rosa.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Contare.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Angela, I got these flowers for you.

Oh, Maurizio, thank you. They're beautiful.

Would you put them in the vase over there?

I would be honored.

Thank you. Thank you.

What do I say to him? All right, I'll answer. Look, I think it would be better

if I broke the news to him. Oh, no, it's my responsibility. It's the object of

his furious passion.

Look, he's my cousin, and we have a very special relationship.

Okay. All right. Okay.

Thank you.

What the fuck?

Have a seat here.

I want to talk to you about the fuck.

You see, Maurizio, Angela's feelings for you, they're not... I know

they're not the same as my feelings for her.

You know that?

Yes, but she will learn to love me. I'm a Michelli. Hey!

Hey, hey, hey.

You know, you know, Mauricio, you couldn't have picked a finer woman.

I know. She's elegant, sophisticated, intelligent, and she has a great pair of

legs.

Yeah, they are nice.

And she loves the country life.

Oh, yeah, yeah. She's a regular mini pearl.

But you see, Mauricio, here's the thing, see. Her life is here.

Her family's here, and they need her.

I know there will be problems, but love destroys everything.

You mean love conquers all.

That's it. I'm crazy for this woman.

Andrew and I have grown... We've grown very close the past few years, you know,

and we have a warm and...

confused relationship.

And I'd like it to stay that way.

Tony, I think I understand.

I would never do anything to hurt you.

Thanks, Maurizio.

Hey, you know, it's too bad we had to wait 20 years to meet, huh?

You okay?

I'm a little sad, but I'll be okay.

Anyway, I mean, this has been a great adventure.

I came to America.

I met my cousin.

I fell in love.

I lost a woman.

And they got the cap.

And you still got three days left.

Hey, I'll tell you what I'm going to do with you, Mauricio, eh? I'm going to

take you to see the Rockettes.

50 girls, 100 legs, eh? They do something like this. Here, check this

it.

Yeah, yeah, sure. I got all the heavy ones.

Thank you so much, Sam. I love my poster of Bruce Springsteen.

You're welcome. Well, thank you for teaching me about Italian history.

I never knew Gucci started in 1903.

I will

never forget you.

To me, America will mean the Statue of Liberty, City Rockettes and

Angela Bauer.

Thank you, Maurizio.

And to me, Italy will always be youth and passion.

Hey, Maurizio, come. I want the neighbors to see me walk out with you.

Arrivederci, Aunt Rosa.

Arrivederci, Mr. Sabato.

Oh, come on. You can't leave like this. You can't go home like this. It's not

right. It's not Italian.

I'm going in.

What? I'm going in. Really?

Rosa, Rosa.

No. I swear to you.

What did you say to them?

I told them we'd probably get married someday.

Wait. You told them that?

I had to make peace in the family somehow.

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