All language subtitles for Whos The Boss s03e06 Wedding Bells

There's a time for love and a time for
living. Take a chance and face the wind.

Open road and a road that's hidden. A
brand new life around the bend.

There were times I lost a dream or two.

Found a trail and at the end was you.

There's a path you take and a path not
taken.

The choice is up to you, my friend.

Not so long, but you might awaken to a
brand new life.

Brand new life. A brand new life both
round the bend.

Could you believe her? A white blouse
with a black bra.

Every guy in school was staring.

So, Samantha... Samantha, haven't you
been on that phone long enough?

Dad, this is important.

Do you have a black one I could borrow?

He did?

I don't believe it!

Samantha, either do I. You think you can
keep it down?

Tony, he's a little girl. Little girl
squeal.

Dr. Ferguson, Dr.

Schaefer. What's up, docs?

Well, we're engaged.

Come on in, come on in. It's so
romantic, huh?

Ooh, Dr. Paul and Isabel Ferguson, a
medical corporation.

I'm so happy for you.

Congratulations. Oh, I've got to call
Marcy and tell her.

I've already told her, Samantha.

You did?

Well, I am her father.

But I'm her best friend.

Sorry, I guess I was out of line.

Hey, but Sam, she doesn't know that you
know.

All right. All right, upstairs.

Well,

have you two set a date yet?

We think so.

But I wanted to check it out with you
first.

Me? Why?

Because, um, I want you to be my matron
of honor.

What about Wendy? Now, you've known her
longer. Won't she be hurt?

Gee, maybe it should be Wendy.

No way!

I'm the one who seated you next to each
other at my dinner party. If it wasn't

for me, you two would not be getting
married. Well, maybe you seated them

to each other at your dinner party. But
you know what got these two together?

My oysters macelli.

I believe in giving credit where credit
is due. So, Tony, will you be my best

man? Who, me?

Number 25. I like number 25.

You know, that is nice, isn't it? Okay,
then. It's settled. We'll go with number

25. Number 25. Well,

now that you two have picked out their
invitations, perhaps you'd like to name

their children.

I've always liked Anthony.

Tony, thanks a lot.

Bye -bye, baby. Bye, darling. Bye.

Oh,

they really are great together.

friends for such a long time, and then
one day, Cupid's arrow just found its

mark. Didn't love punny. Yeah. It's a
real gut buster.

I know Angela's romances have always
been good for a laugh.

Dad, can I ask you something?

Anything, sweetheart. Anytime. You know
that. As long as it's not about boys,

your allowance, or a cordless telephone.

bigger allowance.

I could buy one and call boys from
anywhere.

Samantha, what did you want?

Do you ever think about getting married
again?

Well, see, I don't know.

I mean, I was real happy with your mom.

I sure would like to have that again.

But hey, things are different now.

You have me, right? That's right. Let me
tell you something. Any woman that I

love would have to love you as much as I
do. What's not to love?

And then, you know, I've got to find a
woman who accepts me for who I am and

what I do.

Oh, Dad, you're in big trouble.

Mother, why would you ask me a question
like that?

Because inquiring minds want to know.

Do you or do you not want to get married
again?

I don't know.

I'll tell you one thing. If I did get
remarried, Wouldn't be to somebody like

Michael.

Thank you, Lord.

You're so threatened by my success.

No.

This time, I'd like a man that would be
supportive of my career, that loves my

son, is sensitive and considerate.

Gee, where would you ever find a guy
like that?

Hey, Angelo.

You want me to go down to the club's
couch to pick up Jonathan so you can get

some work done on that new account?

Dear family and friends, we are here
today to join this man and this woman in

matrimony.

Do you take this woman to be your wife,
to love and to cherish for all of your

life? I do.

Do you take this man to be your husband,
to love and to cherish for all of your

life? I do.

The rings please.

With this ring, I pledge you my never
-ending love.

With this ring, I pledge you my never
-ending love.

In accordance with the laws of the state
of Connecticut, I now pronounce you

husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

Perfect couple, don't you think?

Perfect couple.

Wendy, I'm so sorry that Herb couldn't
make it to the wedding. Well, he had to

go to a dental convention.

Of course, he might have come if his
wife had been maker of honor.

You know your oldest and dearest friend,
a woman who stood by you through two

children and one divorce.

But Angela looks lovely, although peach
is my color.

She's taking it a lot better than I
thought.

Oh, it's so beautiful.

I've forgotten how wonderful weddings
can be. It's almost like there's love in

the air. Oh, come on, Angela. That was
pine soul.

So, Angela, did that trip down the aisle
give you any ideas?

Yeah, what do you say? We've got the
hall for the rest of the evening.

Oh, hey.

Hey, what is it when every guy that gets
married, the minute they get married,

they want to marry every other guy off
their nose? Well, misery loves company.

Well, looks like the honeymoon's over.

See you later.

Hey, I think I'm going to go down to the
old hors d 'oeuvre table.

Hello.

You want me to bring you some shrimp
puffs? Would you?

And some... Little egg rolls?

Yeah, and I'm going to leave it up to
you.

You probably know what I like as well as
I do. Better.

Boy, I'm stuffed.

I can't eat another bite.

May I tell you a story?

We're starting dinner soon.

Dinner? Why didn't anyone tell me?

You're the law, huh?

Shows, huh?

It's the plate.

You know, nothing's sadder than hors d
'oeuvres for one.

Well, I guess I'm still looking for the
right woman.

Where is that perfect combination of
attractiveness, intelligence,

and humor, huh?

Ten -six.

You want another ramaki?

Oh, maybe just one. I'll pay you back
when Tony gets here.

Oh, thank you so much.

And I promise, the first bunny hop is
yours.

Oh, sorry it took me so long.

Oh. You must be starving, huh? Me? Don't
be silly.

This is Fred and Ginger.

Not the Fred and Ginger.

Thanks for clearing that up.

They're Isabel's cousins from Buffalo.

Oh, well then, you must be very happy.
Oh, yes, we love Buffalo.

You didn't bring Angela any rumaki.

Angela doesn't like rumaki. I love it.

Well, you never eat it when I make it.

Uh -oh.

Sometimes the liver's a little dry.

My liver's dry?

Tony, I don't think this is the place.
Oh, sure.

Tell the guy you hate his liver and then
drop it.

He's very sensitive about his organs.

So, how long you two been together?

Two years.

You think you know a person.

Well, Mary, just like that.

Bowl of surprises.

Oh, they're not married. They just live
together and raise each other's

children.

Well, maybe you should get married.

Think of the kids.

What do they tell their little friends?

I believe the minister's still here.
Perhaps he'd give you a discount.

Two sacred vows for the price of one.

And if you act right now, we'll throw in
a matron of honor.

Would you like to dance, Angela? I'd
love to.

Excuse us, won't you?

I guess we did sound a little like a
married couple.

Yeah.

Hey, and what about that trip down the
aisle, huh? I mean, that was weird.

It certainly was.

What do you mean, weird?

I don't know. I mean, nothing bad.

Just... Weird.

Yeah.

Have you... Go ahead. No, no, no,
please.

No, go ahead. No, no, you.

No, do you. Go ahead. Angela, speak.

Okay.

I was just wondering if you ever thought
about getting married again.

Huh. That's funny because that's what I
was going to ask you.

Aw.

Well, have you ever thought about it?

Me?

Not really.

Admit I might have had a, you know, a
thought cross my mind every once in a

while. You know, but you can't hold a
guy responsible for every thought that

ever crosses his mind.

I mean, hey, he'd get arrested before he
was out of puberty.

I, uh... May have had a stray thought or
two in my time. Yeah, sure.

Get out.

Let me ask you, um...

You know why your thoughts were
straying?

How far did they go?

Well, they, um, might have gone down the
bridal path, but, um,

only with the right person.

Yes, honey?

The band's taking a break.

I guess we should stop dancing.

Thanks. I am so

embarrassed.

Sorry if I made you too uncomfortable.

I'm a today kind of guy.

We can see that, Fred.

I mean, if you two want to live
together, it's no skin off of my nose.

Well, that's real big of you there,
Freddy.

But we don't really live together, at
least not the way you think.

I'm Angela's housekeeper.

Oh, well,

then I guess marriage is out of the
question.

Hold it right there, Ginge.

As you well know, good husbands are hard
to find.

Especially ones who do windows.

Well, then again, I guess it might be
nice having a husband who didn't work.

Well, I wouldn't mind living off of a
little lady for a while, as long as my

allowance was big enough.

Right, Tony?

Anyone tried the cracked crab?

Excuse me.

But if you think Tony doesn't work for a
living, you are sorely mistaken. Oh,

no, no, Anza, please, lighten up. I
don't need you to defend me. I'm not

defending you.

I simply want to point out that you have
a very challenging job.

It takes a lot of know -how and
organizational skills to be an effective

housekeeper.

Stuffed mushrooms, anyone?

Tony works hard.

He works damn hard.

And he has the dishpan hands to prove
it. Wendy, he does not. He wears rubber

gloves.

Well, I guess that's part of the know
-how.

I think I could use a refill.

You want to get me one, too, Tony?

Sorry, Fred.

It's my day off.

Can I talk to you?

Sure. Talk.

I'm sorry about what I said back there.
I didn't mean it. I mean, I didn't mean

it. It's just that when I heard myself
saying it, I just couldn't believe that

was saying it so badly.

Sort of like right now.

Exactly.

The whole thing was so awkward.

Look, let's just forget about it. They
were just joking around.

I don't think it was very funny.

Are you kidding me? Come on. What's
funnier than marrying your housekeeper?

That's not what I meant.

Come on. Let's think about it.

A big success like you, who wouldn't get
a kick out of that?

Tony, just because I'm a success doesn't
mean I'm a snob.

I don't give a fig newton what people
say.

Angela, watch your language.

Let's face it, we both gave a little
fig.

Yeah.

Hey, what are we talking about marriage
for anyway? I mean, what is it with

weddings? I think they make people
crazy.

You think it's crazy?

Sure.

Don't you?

lucky single women gather round time to
scramble for the bouquet hey look

tomorrow the newlyweds will be on their
honeymoon and we can stop thinking about

this weddings and stuff absolutely

You look like an attractive,
intelligent, sensitive woman.

Well, you're very perceptive.

Good sense of humor, too.

May I add good dancer to the list?

I don't know.

Well, sure, you're a great dancer. Yeah,
sure.

Look, I understand.

You're in the middle of something. No,
no, no, it's okay.

We're through.

Yes.

I guess we are.

I think I owe you a finder's fee on this
one.

We are going to look great on the dance
floor.

Don't be too sure, Fred and Ginger are
out there.

Tony?

Everything okay?

Sure, Mona. You know the old saying,
right?

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

Come on, care to dance?

I'd love to.

These feet will never dance again.

Yeah, but me.

So let me ask you, you're going to see
Jeffrey with a G again?

Probably.

Friday night dinner and a Broadway show.

Well, I think it's great just seeing
other people.

I think I should be seeing people.

We both should be seeing people.

Not the same people.

Different people.

Oh, Tony, you're so good.