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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,670 --> 00:00:07,550 There's more to life than what you're lit. 2 00:00:07,770 --> 00:00:10,210 Take a chance and face the wind. 3 00:00:10,690 --> 00:00:15,950 Open road and a road that's hit. Brand new life around the bend. 4 00:00:16,309 --> 00:00:20,950 There were times I lost a dream or two. 5 00:00:22,110 --> 00:00:23,870 Found a trail. 6 00:00:24,810 --> 00:00:26,630 At the end was you. 7 00:00:27,150 --> 00:00:32,950 There's a path we take and a path not taken. The choice is up to you, my 8 00:00:33,150 --> 00:00:39,330 The night's long, but you might await a brand new life, a brand new life, a 9 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:41,710 brand new life around the bend. 10 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:03,100 There. How's that? 11 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:05,140 Great. It's too short. 12 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:08,160 Dad, you didn't even look. 13 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:10,820 I don't have to. I know the seamstress. 14 00:01:13,620 --> 00:01:14,620 Oh, 15 00:01:15,100 --> 00:01:17,600 is it moose season already? 16 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:20,840 In here, Mom! 17 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:26,660 Hi, everybody. Guess what? I've got a... Surprise! Hey, Tony! 18 00:01:27,660 --> 00:01:30,640 Josh! Josh! What do you say, buddy? Josh Brady! 19 00:01:30,860 --> 00:01:32,000 Do you know who that is? 20 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:33,280 Josh Brady? 21 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:38,660 Oh, no. He's only the best second baseman that ever played in the majors. 22 00:01:39,780 --> 00:01:41,180 Oh, next to you, Dad. 23 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:44,820 Dad, don't tell me this is your little girl, huh? 24 00:01:45,260 --> 00:01:46,500 She's a beauty, isn't she? 25 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:47,980 She sure is. 26 00:01:48,300 --> 00:01:50,580 Boy, she must have her mother's look, huh? 27 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:54,140 Yeah, but I got my dad's slide into second. 28 00:01:55,180 --> 00:01:56,180 You can work on that. 29 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:58,240 Josh, 30 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,740 Josh. This is my son, Jonathan. 31 00:02:00,980 --> 00:02:02,940 Hi. And my mother, Mona Robinson. 32 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:04,840 Hello. Hello. 33 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:06,900 Very nice to meet you. 34 00:02:07,620 --> 00:02:10,400 Why is it you never bring home surprises like this for me? 35 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:13,040 Isn't this fun? 36 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:16,700 It's just like this is your life. Yeah, yeah. Hey, wait a minute. Josh, what are 37 00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:18,980 you doing? How did you two... Angela. 38 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:20,440 You hanging out in singles, boss? 39 00:02:21,420 --> 00:02:25,640 The agency just hired Josh to be the national spokesman for Scamp Aftershave. 40 00:02:25,780 --> 00:02:30,040 Yeah, look, if you want to pick up a tramp, use Scamp. 41 00:02:31,980 --> 00:02:33,880 Let's leave the slogans to Angela, huh? 42 00:02:34,460 --> 00:02:37,580 It's going to be fabulous. We're doing a total media blitz. Yeah, well, that's 43 00:02:37,580 --> 00:02:40,800 good because this won't be the first time I see this guy totally blitzed. 44 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:44,540 Let's see, let's see. There was St. Louis and Chicago. 45 00:02:45,260 --> 00:02:47,340 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And don't forget Atlanta. 46 00:02:48,670 --> 00:02:49,910 I wouldn't. Ooh, 47 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:51,670 I couldn't. 48 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:52,850 What happened there, Dad? 49 00:02:53,290 --> 00:02:54,290 I forget. 50 00:02:55,910 --> 00:03:00,470 Tony, Tony, is this the guy that was with you and the triplets from Budapest? 51 00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:09,130 Copenhagen. So, Tony, you play any ball anymore? 52 00:03:09,450 --> 00:03:10,830 Nah, just a little sandlot stuff. 53 00:03:11,050 --> 00:03:12,310 And he coaches my softball team. 54 00:03:12,710 --> 00:03:16,420 Yeah, they were third. in the league last year. Hey, that's great. 55 00:03:16,660 --> 00:03:21,300 You know, I coach a softball team myself back home. We won our division. 56 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:25,520 So, Josh, what are you saying? 57 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:27,180 I'm not saying anything. 58 00:03:27,860 --> 00:03:28,900 You're not saying anything? 59 00:03:29,220 --> 00:03:32,100 I think you're saying that you think you're a better coach than me now. Oh, 60 00:03:32,100 --> 00:03:33,860 Tony, don't be so competitive. 61 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:35,820 Josh didn't mean he was a better coach. 62 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:37,680 Well, that's what it sounded like to me. 63 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:41,060 Even if I am, there's no way to prove it. 64 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:42,400 You're darn right. 65 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:48,820 How about a week from next Saturday? You got it. All right, you get it. What are 66 00:03:48,820 --> 00:03:51,980 you talking about? Talking about a little pick -up game between Josh and 67 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:53,900 Oh, I think that's disgusting. 68 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,780 You're going to have a contest to see who can pick up the most women? 69 00:03:59,580 --> 00:04:00,600 No, Angela. 70 00:04:01,580 --> 00:04:03,640 Baseball. You put together a team. 71 00:04:03,860 --> 00:04:08,600 Non -pros, of course. Of course. And, uh, Tony, I think we ought to make this 72 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:12,920 -ed. Hey, that's a good idea, Josh. I'll tell you what. Three women on each 73 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,340 team. Non -pros, of course. 74 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:20,740 Okay, guys, you'll each have a week to whip your team into shape, and then may 75 00:04:20,740 --> 00:04:21,940 the best coach win. 76 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:24,520 That's you, Dad. Don't worry. 77 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:34,340 Tony, I'm sorry I was a little rusty out there today. 78 00:04:35,020 --> 00:04:36,040 It's all right, Dr. 79 00:04:36,300 --> 00:04:40,680 Ferguson. I mean, your reflexes are probably dull from all those years of 80 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:41,680 surgery. 81 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:45,940 Tony, I guess I should relax. I mean, after all, it's only a game. 82 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:47,420 Don't you ever say that. 83 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:50,300 Oh, hi, you two. 84 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:51,440 Hello, Angela. 85 00:04:51,620 --> 00:04:52,619 Yeah, hi. 86 00:04:52,620 --> 00:04:53,620 All right, Doc, look. 87 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:55,860 Let's go over a couple of them signs I showed you, okay? 88 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:57,640 All right, now, what does this mean? 89 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:02,700 Go on. All right, what's this now? Ready? 90 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:07,160 Steel. Two foot two, Doc. All right. 91 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:08,640 All right, now, what's this one now? 92 00:05:12,430 --> 00:05:13,530 You can't find your wallet. 93 00:05:16,090 --> 00:05:17,970 No, Angela, it's hit and run. 94 00:05:19,130 --> 00:05:21,910 Oh, well, wouldn't this be better for hit and run? 95 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:30,550 Yeah, if we were playing Helen Keller. 96 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:34,530 I gotta go, Tony. Now, wait a minute, Doc, wait a minute. 97 00:05:34,810 --> 00:05:37,830 We gotta sit here and think who's gonna be the other girl on our team. We need 98 00:05:37,830 --> 00:05:39,070 another woman. Come on, think. 99 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:48,660 Angela, Angela, Angela, could you keep it down? We're trying to think of 100 00:05:48,660 --> 00:05:49,660 woman here. 101 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:51,040 What about me? 102 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:53,080 What about you? 103 00:05:54,060 --> 00:05:55,200 I could play on your team. 104 00:05:56,780 --> 00:05:57,780 You? 105 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:59,200 What do you think, Dr. Ferguson? 106 00:05:59,820 --> 00:06:00,820 Oh, yeah, sure. 107 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:02,780 All for one and one for all. 108 00:06:03,220 --> 00:06:04,420 Well, I gotta be going, Tony. 109 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:18,850 Tony, come on. Give me a chance. 110 00:06:19,270 --> 00:06:21,010 Nobody ever let me play when I was a kid. 111 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:22,930 Well, then you're probably used to it by now. 112 00:06:24,030 --> 00:06:25,450 Tony, wait. Wait a minute. 113 00:06:26,510 --> 00:06:30,790 Now, I know I'm not the most coordinated person in the world, but if somebody 114 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:34,350 took the time to coach me, I could come through. I know I could. 115 00:06:36,290 --> 00:06:37,290 Pardon. 116 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:42,430 You're not a good enough coach. I guess I'd just go through the rest of my life 117 00:06:42,430 --> 00:06:44,710 never knowing what it was like to be a part of a team. 118 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:46,860 Thanks a lot, Angela. 119 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:48,100 Thank you. 120 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:55,120 Angela, this is a very important game to me. And I don't think you like 121 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:58,780 baseball. You know, we play it in the dirt. And you get all sweaty. And those 122 00:06:58,780 --> 00:07:00,880 hats, they leave weird dents in your hair. 123 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:04,780 I guess you know best. 124 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:07,940 All right, you can play. 125 00:07:09,380 --> 00:07:12,040 Well, if you really need me. 126 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:28,440 Wait, Tony, I think you gave me the wrong glove. This is left -handed. 127 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:32,860 No, Angela, this goes on your left hand. You throw with your right and you catch 128 00:07:32,860 --> 00:07:35,520 with your left. Oh, I see that. I guess that keeps the game moving. 129 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:39,540 You know baseball. Hurry, hurry, hurry. 130 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:41,520 Right. Okay, I'll tell you what. 131 00:07:41,740 --> 00:07:45,300 Let's start a little batting practice. Let me see your stance. 132 00:07:46,420 --> 00:07:47,420 Let me see your stance. 133 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:56,980 bat. Take the bat and get ready to hit. Come on. 134 00:07:58,620 --> 00:08:01,220 That's a good start. That's a good start. I mean, but you're trying to hit 135 00:08:01,220 --> 00:08:02,300 softball, not a burglar. 136 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:05,120 That's good. 137 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,500 Uh, Andrew's going to take some batting practice. 138 00:08:08,340 --> 00:08:11,480 Mom's batting? Yeah, yeah. And I'll tell you what, you can do me a favor. Go 139 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:14,520 down the end of the driveway and shag some ball for her. Goes on the left 140 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:15,640 sweetheart. 141 00:08:16,180 --> 00:08:18,500 Okay. But I'll need my book, too. 142 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:21,500 It might be a long time before she hits one. 143 00:08:25,580 --> 00:08:29,220 Hey, Sam, do me a favor. You pitch so I can get a load of Angela's swing. 144 00:08:29,860 --> 00:08:33,940 Dad, do you think this is a good idea? I mean, she might break a window at the 145 00:08:33,940 --> 00:08:37,320 Hayburns. The Hayburns? All the way across the street? 146 00:08:40,159 --> 00:08:41,559 Drive her up. Come on, let's go. 147 00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:43,679 Oh, I guess that would be me. 148 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:45,160 Yeah. Okay, here we go. You ready? 149 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:46,820 Pitch it in, Sam. Here we go. Hey. 150 00:08:47,700 --> 00:08:48,700 No. 151 00:08:48,780 --> 00:08:49,780 Okay, okay. 152 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:51,160 Take it easy. 153 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:52,360 Relax. 154 00:08:52,540 --> 00:08:53,540 Concentrate. 155 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:54,820 Okay? High on the bull. 156 00:08:55,130 --> 00:08:56,890 Here we go. All right. Here we go, Sam. Hey! 157 00:08:57,310 --> 00:08:58,730 Let's go, baby. Here we go. Sam, 158 00:08:59,890 --> 00:09:01,370 could you throw that a little slower? 159 00:09:02,550 --> 00:09:06,210 She could, Angela. She could, but then we'd have to call this bowling. Here we 160 00:09:06,210 --> 00:09:07,029 go. Hey! 161 00:09:07,030 --> 00:09:08,030 All right. Hey! 162 00:09:08,110 --> 00:09:09,110 Here we go now. 163 00:09:09,330 --> 00:09:10,330 Oh! 164 00:09:11,870 --> 00:09:13,270 I wasn't ready. 165 00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:15,790 All right. Now look. Now look. Take it easy. 166 00:09:16,070 --> 00:09:17,070 Relax. 167 00:09:17,410 --> 00:09:19,070 Nobody's putting any pressure on you, right? 168 00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:26,390 Would you hit this ball? 169 00:09:27,730 --> 00:09:29,050 Would you hit it, please? 170 00:09:30,030 --> 00:09:32,810 I'm going to do this all night. My arm's getting tired. 171 00:09:33,010 --> 00:09:35,470 Yeah, and it's getting too dark to read out here. 172 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:40,210 Tony, Tony, maybe we should just call it a day. 173 00:09:40,630 --> 00:09:41,990 No, no. 174 00:09:42,490 --> 00:09:44,770 We're not quitting until you hit this ball. 175 00:09:45,070 --> 00:09:48,350 Now, I told you, it's easy. You keep your eye on the ball. 176 00:09:49,310 --> 00:09:53,300 Right? You shift your weight forward and you follow. But with your body, it's so 177 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:56,840 simple. Why can't you do it? Because you're making me nervous. 178 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,280 I'm making you nervous? Yes. 179 00:10:01,820 --> 00:10:05,100 You're making me a little nervous, too. Now, look, you want to play on my team? 180 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:08,520 You're going to learn to hit. Well, maybe I shouldn't be on your team. 181 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:13,680 Maybe that's the solution. Oh, well, maybe it is the solution. Oh, what is 182 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:17,600 huh? A little dissension in the dugout? Hey, hey, hey, Josh, stay out of this, 183 00:10:17,620 --> 00:10:19,560 please. It's between me and the slugger. 184 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:22,940 He doesn't think I can learn to hit. 185 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:27,580 Oh, heck, anybody can learn to hit a ball with the right coaching. 186 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:29,160 Here, let me show you how, huh? 187 00:10:29,380 --> 00:10:30,780 Look. Come here. 188 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:34,040 Just hold it up like this. Okay. 189 00:10:34,380 --> 00:10:35,380 There you go. 190 00:10:36,180 --> 00:10:37,600 Now keep your eye on the ball. 191 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:41,940 Move that weight forward and follow through with the body. 192 00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:46,460 Why didn't you tell me that? 193 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:48,040 I did. 194 00:10:48,510 --> 00:10:50,350 Well, it's all in the technique, huh? 195 00:10:51,370 --> 00:10:53,070 Come on, Sam, toss one in here, huh? 196 00:10:53,710 --> 00:10:54,890 Never. Never. 197 00:10:57,310 --> 00:10:58,610 Oh! Oh! 198 00:10:58,890 --> 00:11:03,170 Oh! Did you see it? Did you see it? Did you see it? Did you see that go? 199 00:11:04,590 --> 00:11:05,590 I noticed. 200 00:11:05,690 --> 00:11:07,970 We better get inside before the sonic boom hits. 201 00:11:10,350 --> 00:11:15,230 Hey, Angela, if you're not going to play on Tony's team, maybe you'd like to 202 00:11:15,230 --> 00:11:16,230 come play on mine. 203 00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:22,180 Well, yes, I think I'd like that just fine. Now, wait a minute. Hey, that'll 204 00:11:22,180 --> 00:11:24,820 great. That'll be great, because then you can teach me about this advertising 205 00:11:24,820 --> 00:11:27,000 stuff, and I can teach you how to swing. 206 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:28,360 A bat. 207 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:32,440 Oh, good. 208 00:11:33,180 --> 00:11:35,040 That's great. You got rid of Angela. 209 00:11:35,380 --> 00:11:36,380 Yeah, it's great. 210 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:39,860 What kind of pitch was that, Sam? You hung a meatball right over the middle of 211 00:11:39,860 --> 00:11:40,900 the plate. Oh, I'd like that. 212 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:43,640 Okay, 213 00:11:47,020 --> 00:11:49,700 peace. Let's get this show on the road. 214 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,200 Come on. Ready? 215 00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:53,820 One, two, three. 216 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:59,400 Well, I must say, Angela, you look like a real jock in your new uniform. 217 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:03,820 Thanks. You know, Tony, it feels kind of strange. 218 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,540 Well, maybe if you didn't tuck in your shirt so tight. 219 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:11,680 No, I mean, it feels kind of strange for us to be on opposite sides. 220 00:12:12,540 --> 00:12:13,540 Ah, yeah, well, look. 221 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:17,680 I'm sorry that I was so rough on you in the backyard there. I got carried away. 222 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:22,400 I'll tell you what. Let's make a pact that no matter who wins today, we'll 223 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,400 be friends, okay? 224 00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:25,000 You got it. I swear. 225 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:34,360 You're a 226 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:40,820 good kid. 227 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:50,040 I'll get you now. I'll get you. 228 00:12:52,580 --> 00:12:53,580 Oh! 229 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:55,400 Hey, 230 00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:56,660 Tony! 231 00:12:56,980 --> 00:13:00,800 What? What are you doing? Doc, why aren't you dressed? You're late. Listen, 232 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:02,940 listen, Tony, I have emergency surgery, a bypass. 233 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,440 I could be there all day. 234 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,000 Well, can't you wait, Doc? 235 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,540 I can, but I'm not so sure about the patient. 236 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:13,280 Hey, yeah, you're right. I mean, a guy's life is much more important than his 237 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:14,560 basement. How old is he? 238 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,100 I'm really sorry. 239 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,030 Good luck out there. I hope you kill him. Yeah. 240 00:13:20,630 --> 00:13:21,630 You too. 241 00:13:22,330 --> 00:13:23,330 Thanks. 242 00:13:24,230 --> 00:13:25,770 Ooh, tough luck, huh, Tom? 243 00:13:26,290 --> 00:13:27,890 Where are you going to find another player? 244 00:13:28,270 --> 00:13:29,430 Don't worry about it, Josh. 245 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:32,370 Unless my grandmother. She could beat you without a new hip. 246 00:13:34,150 --> 00:13:38,090 Where am I going to find another guy? 247 00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:44,050 Hey. Hey, guys. Either of you play ball? 248 00:13:45,530 --> 00:13:46,530 Chess is my game. 249 00:13:47,810 --> 00:13:48,810 Checkmate. 250 00:13:49,510 --> 00:13:50,970 Well, I'm free now. 251 00:13:51,370 --> 00:13:52,430 Can I play second base? 252 00:13:52,690 --> 00:13:54,530 I don't know. You know, that throw to first is tough. 253 00:13:56,470 --> 00:13:58,210 If I were you, I'd give him a shot. 254 00:13:58,890 --> 00:14:00,810 What are you, some kind of manager or something? 255 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:03,450 Off and on. 256 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:07,450 All right, come on down, pal. I'll give you a chance. 257 00:14:09,030 --> 00:14:10,030 All right. 258 00:14:10,610 --> 00:14:12,250 Hey, how you doing? Good, good. 259 00:14:12,530 --> 00:14:13,530 What did you say your name was? 260 00:14:13,930 --> 00:14:17,110 Steve. Ah, good. Hey, Steve, you're in great shape. What do you do? 261 00:14:17,370 --> 00:14:18,269 I'm a musician. 262 00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:19,270 Yeah. Sax. 263 00:14:22,330 --> 00:14:28,990 All right, guys, let's hit the field. Let's go. Hey, yeah. 264 00:14:29,490 --> 00:14:30,710 Come on, man. There we go. 265 00:14:31,110 --> 00:14:32,110 Yeah. 266 00:14:32,510 --> 00:14:33,510 Hey, babe. Ho. 267 00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:35,170 Ho. Where do you want me to stand? 268 00:14:35,410 --> 00:14:36,470 How about right here, huh? 269 00:14:36,690 --> 00:14:37,690 What? 270 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:40,550 Look, I want you to rest now so you'll be fresh later. 271 00:14:41,290 --> 00:14:43,250 You'll be my little secret weapon, huh? 272 00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:46,970 Okay. All right, that a girl. Hey. 273 00:14:52,990 --> 00:14:53,990 Hi, 274 00:15:00,010 --> 00:15:01,850 kids. 275 00:15:03,950 --> 00:15:05,030 Mind if I sit here? 276 00:15:05,310 --> 00:15:06,910 Oh, sorry, that seat's saved. 277 00:15:07,590 --> 00:15:08,590 Oh, yeah. 278 00:15:08,870 --> 00:15:09,930 Is this seat taken? 279 00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:13,070 I know, season ticket holder, right? 280 00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:16,520 Don't tell me you're saving this for a Boy Scouts group. 281 00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:21,320 If they ever turn this park around, I'll be in the front row. 282 00:16:45,390 --> 00:16:48,990 Are you all right? I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm just a little tired. 283 00:16:50,190 --> 00:16:51,189 Who's up? 284 00:16:51,190 --> 00:16:53,410 I don't know, but I hope it's that girl. 285 00:16:53,950 --> 00:16:54,950 All right. 286 00:16:55,230 --> 00:16:56,450 She looks like an easy out. 287 00:16:57,330 --> 00:17:00,550 Is it time to use your secret weapon yet? No, not just yet. Oh, please. 288 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,730 Look, Angela, there's two men out. 289 00:17:03,050 --> 00:17:05,710 Now, if you went up there and struck out, we'd lose this game. 290 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:07,449 Sit down. 291 00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:10,790 Oh. I see, well, maybe I better not play at all. 292 00:17:11,089 --> 00:17:12,329 Oh, excuse me. 293 00:17:12,869 --> 00:17:13,869 What did I just hear? 294 00:17:13,890 --> 00:17:15,730 We said everybody's got to play, Josh. 295 00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:19,890 Oh, no, Tony, you don't understand. I could lose the game, and then I'd be so 296 00:17:19,890 --> 00:17:23,050 humiliated. Oh, I'm very sorry, Angela, but rules are rules, Josh. 297 00:17:23,290 --> 00:17:24,290 She's got to hit. 298 00:17:27,810 --> 00:17:30,310 Well, thank you. 299 00:17:33,810 --> 00:17:36,090 Oh, Angela, a word of advice? 300 00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:37,390 Yes, Mother, anything. 301 00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:38,850 Don't blow it. 302 00:17:40,270 --> 00:17:41,269 Who's up? 303 00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:42,930 My mom, and she's really bad. 304 00:17:44,090 --> 00:17:45,550 Well, maybe you can trade her. 305 00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:47,290 Can you do that? 306 00:17:47,690 --> 00:17:49,410 Well, Steinbrenner's always working. 307 00:17:51,410 --> 00:17:52,410 Strike two. 308 00:17:53,150 --> 00:17:55,630 Time, time, time. 309 00:17:56,270 --> 00:17:57,270 Look, Angela. 310 00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:04,510 That's two strikes, huh? Now, Angela, I don't care if you strike out, but you 311 00:18:04,510 --> 00:18:06,930 are not going down looking, huh? What? 312 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:12,330 If that ball comes over the plate this time, you swing at it, okay? 313 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,010 Okay. All right. 314 00:18:14,810 --> 00:18:15,950 Let's play ball! 315 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000 Congratulations. 316 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:19,700 Yeah, thanks. Looks like your strategy backfired, huh? 317 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,440 Yeah, I guess you'll always be one up on me, Josh. Yeah. 318 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:24,720 Angela! 319 00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:30,540 Hey, Angela, I knew you could do that. Sure you did. 320 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,080 Oh, I'm sorry. 321 00:19:35,180 --> 00:19:37,800 No, it's all right. It's all right. Hey, it's your big moment in the sun. How 322 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:38,539 does it feel? 323 00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:43,560 Truthfully, it feels wonderful. All right, mother. Go enjoy it. Good hit. 324 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:44,600 hit. Okay, thanks. 325 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:45,800 Thanks a lot. 326 00:20:15,630 --> 00:20:17,850 It is really easy when you know how. 327 00:20:20,530 --> 00:20:21,530 Let me, yeah. 328 00:20:22,010 --> 00:20:24,730 Oh, you hold the bat. Right. Keep your eye on the ball. 329 00:20:25,730 --> 00:20:29,350 Shift your weight forward and follow through with your butt. 330 00:20:31,090 --> 00:20:32,490 I know you can do it. 331 00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:48,879 a lot, coach. 332 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,340 I think I hear my mother calling. 333 00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:55,460 Angela, 334 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,020 I think we're in big trouble. 335 00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:02,660 The Haverns? You wish. 336 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,200 Angela! Angela! 337 00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:07,120 Did you lose this? 338 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,980 I don't know. Where did you find it? 339 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,020 In the front seat of my van. 340 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,120 I think I hear my mother calling. 24384