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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:07,640 There's more to life than what you're lit. 2 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:10,320 Take a chance and face the wind. 3 00:00:10,780 --> 00:00:16,040 Open road and a road that's lit. Brand new life around the bend. 4 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:21,040 There were times I lost a dream or two. 5 00:00:22,300 --> 00:00:26,720 Found a trail that at the end was you. 6 00:00:27,220 --> 00:00:33,000 There's a path we take and a path not take. The choice is up to you, my 7 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:39,420 Nights are long, but you might awake to a brand new life, a brand new life, a 8 00:00:39,420 --> 00:00:41,840 brand new life around the bend. 9 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:07,380 Is that the mail? 10 00:01:07,780 --> 00:01:10,260 Uh, expecting something special? 11 00:01:10,540 --> 00:01:12,560 Well, it is almost Valentine's Day. 12 00:01:12,780 --> 00:01:13,780 Oh, really? 13 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:15,160 Really, huh? 14 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:16,460 Let me see here, Mona. 15 00:01:18,700 --> 00:01:19,700 Oh, Mona. 16 00:01:20,220 --> 00:01:21,700 Mona. Mona. 17 00:01:22,980 --> 00:01:24,140 Mona. Mona. 18 00:01:24,540 --> 00:01:25,920 Mona. Oh! 19 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:27,200 Here's one for you. 20 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:33,500 Oh, I love you too, Dad. 21 00:01:38,340 --> 00:01:39,960 You sure there's nothing else? 22 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,200 Oh, wait here. 23 00:01:42,020 --> 00:01:43,380 What? What? 24 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:44,720 Oh, smell. 25 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:51,020 That is some heavy aftershave. 26 00:01:51,700 --> 00:01:53,140 That's Chad McCann. 27 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:55,420 And we'll keep it away from an open flame. 28 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:59,640 Was that the mail? 29 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:02,040 Anything for me? 30 00:02:02,420 --> 00:02:05,100 Yeah, yeah, I think there's one for you. 31 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,300 Really? There you are. Thank you. 32 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:09,259 Oh, how nice. 33 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:11,840 Southern Connecticut gas, didn't forget. 34 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:17,420 Well, look, I think I'm going to run these up to Mona and add to her 35 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:19,320 Oh, great. 36 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:26,840 Wonderful sweetheart. 37 00:02:27,300 --> 00:02:28,840 Now all I need is a partner. 38 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:30,820 Well, what about Stephen, honey? 39 00:02:31,540 --> 00:02:33,760 Mom, it's a junior -senior tournament. 40 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:36,680 I'm going to play with my dad. He's the best golfer. 41 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:40,020 Well, my dad is the best golfer, too. 42 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:41,480 Right, Mom? 43 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:42,740 Yes, sweetheart. 44 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:47,120 He is, and I'm sure that he would love to play with you. But you know, your 45 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:51,340 dad's real busy now that he's married again. You know, and he's living in 46 00:02:51,340 --> 00:02:52,340 California. 47 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:54,420 You understand what I'm trying to say? 48 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:55,920 No. 49 00:02:57,799 --> 00:02:59,400 Your dad's a no -show. 50 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:02,160 Oh. 51 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:03,960 Sweetheart, I'll play golf with you. 52 00:03:04,220 --> 00:03:08,360 You? Yeah, we'll make a great team. Bauer power. 53 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:10,540 You'd better think fast, Bauer. 54 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,300 Mom, you're not my dad. 55 00:03:14,860 --> 00:03:16,980 Everyone's going to be playing with their fathers. 56 00:03:17,540 --> 00:03:21,080 Jonathan, I'm sorry, honey, but your father just cannot come. 57 00:03:21,780 --> 00:03:24,860 Hey, I got an idea. How about if I play with you? 58 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,560 That's a wonderful idea. Isn't it, sweetheart? 59 00:03:28,060 --> 00:03:30,660 Yeah. Just one thing. I want to win. 60 00:03:32,540 --> 00:03:36,780 Hey, hey. Oh, I used to be a professional ball player. Are you 61 00:03:37,140 --> 00:03:38,660 So, do you play golf? 62 00:03:41,300 --> 00:03:45,580 No, no, no. But hey, hey, a ball's a ball. And this one ain't even moving. 63 00:03:46,700 --> 00:03:50,400 I remember one Valentine's. 64 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:54,900 I was in the eighth grade. No, it was the ninth grade. 65 00:03:55,310 --> 00:04:00,130 I got a gigantic card from a secret admirer. With the eighth grade, your 66 00:04:00,130 --> 00:04:01,130 and I sent that one. 67 00:04:04,530 --> 00:04:05,530 Who cares? 68 00:04:06,190 --> 00:04:07,910 It's a commercial holiday anyway. 69 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:10,550 Ta -da! 70 00:04:13,710 --> 00:04:16,110 Jonathan! What happened to you? 71 00:04:16,350 --> 00:04:20,510 I got some new clothes at the pearl shop. My dad actually let you buy those? 72 00:04:20,810 --> 00:04:21,810 Playing through! 73 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:31,880 certainly brighten up a room. 74 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:37,380 Dad, please tell me you didn't see anyone I know. 75 00:04:37,740 --> 00:04:39,240 Just Chad McKinnon. 76 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:41,140 That's it. We have to move. 77 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:48,220 All right. 78 00:04:48,380 --> 00:04:50,500 My dad and I are going to win this tournament. 79 00:04:50,740 --> 00:04:52,220 Yeah, me and Tony are too. 80 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:53,600 Every year. 81 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:55,880 What makes you think he's going to be here next year? 82 00:04:59,820 --> 00:05:01,860 Housekeepers come and go. Ours just quit. 83 00:05:03,620 --> 00:05:05,640 Oh, well, how come? 84 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:09,380 Well, her brother became president of the country they're from. 85 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:17,380 Oh, well, Tony would never leave me. 86 00:05:17,980 --> 00:05:19,840 Well, maybe your mom might fire him. 87 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:23,140 No, my mom really likes him. 88 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,740 Hey, maybe that's your angle. What do you mean? 89 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,560 Well, if you don't want Tony to leave. 90 00:05:36,039 --> 00:05:37,039 Valentine's Day. 91 00:05:38,340 --> 00:05:40,980 Well, you sure know a lot about life. 92 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:42,900 Well, I am eight and a half. 93 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,400 Oh, I'll get it. 94 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:53,780 Happy Valentine's Day. 95 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:56,620 Oh, thank you. 96 00:05:57,360 --> 00:06:00,540 Well, isn't this nice? 97 00:06:04,750 --> 00:06:07,610 I don't believe it. What is it, Mother? 98 00:06:07,930 --> 00:06:08,930 They're for you. 99 00:06:14,590 --> 00:06:20,550 Listen to this. 100 00:06:21,210 --> 00:06:25,930 Dinner tonight, Chez Rene, 8 o 'clock. What do you say? 101 00:06:26,790 --> 00:06:29,230 I wonder who could have sent these. 102 00:06:29,550 --> 00:06:31,390 Well, it wasn't Robert Browning. 103 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:41,620 Angela, maybe it was that Frenchman you met at the Andersons' party last 104 00:06:41,620 --> 00:06:44,440 Saturday? Oh, Jean -Jacques. Jacques -Jean. 105 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,780 You think he'd do something wild and romantic like this? 106 00:06:48,060 --> 00:06:52,120 Well, the French did not get a kiss named after them for nothing. 107 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:55,940 He gonna go, Mom? 108 00:06:56,620 --> 00:06:59,280 Oh, sweetheart, I don't know. 109 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:04,820 Oh, Angela, come on. For once in your life, go for the cheap thrill. 110 00:07:16,170 --> 00:07:17,170 Whatever that means. 111 00:07:19,470 --> 00:07:26,130 Well, I usually don't take offers like this. You usually don't get offers like 112 00:07:26,130 --> 00:07:27,130 this. 113 00:07:30,590 --> 00:07:32,330 It's Valentine's Day. 114 00:07:33,070 --> 00:07:34,170 Oh, why not? 115 00:07:34,570 --> 00:07:37,250 Oh, you footloose vixen, you. 116 00:07:40,270 --> 00:07:43,070 All right, baby, that's it. That's it. 117 00:07:51,530 --> 00:07:53,850 I don't know, but whoever she is, she's got great taste. 118 00:07:58,310 --> 00:07:59,310 Watch, watch, watch, watch. 119 00:07:59,490 --> 00:08:00,490 Listen to this. 120 00:08:01,150 --> 00:08:03,990 You're a real hunk. The apple of my eyes. 121 00:08:04,310 --> 00:08:07,310 Come to Chez Rene at 8, and you gotta wear a tie. 122 00:08:11,150 --> 00:08:12,510 You like the poem, huh? 123 00:08:12,930 --> 00:08:15,150 Maybe it's that redhead I met at the fruit stand. 124 00:08:15,950 --> 00:08:18,270 She was red and delicious, I'll tell you. 125 00:08:20,430 --> 00:08:21,470 someone even better. 126 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:25,810 You know something? I think you're right, huh? I mean, what do I got to 127 00:08:25,830 --> 00:08:27,150 It's Valentine's Day, right? 128 00:08:27,430 --> 00:08:33,130 Some mysterious stranger invited me to a fancy, romantic restaurant. 129 00:08:33,450 --> 00:08:34,450 Oh, I'd go. 130 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:36,549 That's what you'd think. 131 00:08:38,470 --> 00:08:39,669 Come on, come on, come on. 132 00:08:39,870 --> 00:08:40,929 Get going, get going. 133 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:48,290 Hey, I'm Tony Masselli, and I'm here. 134 00:08:48,750 --> 00:08:51,030 To make a lucky lady's Valentine wish come true. 135 00:08:51,470 --> 00:08:54,090 Which one is she? She has just arrived. 136 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:55,450 Oh, yeah, yeah, wait a minute, wait a minute. 137 00:08:55,530 --> 00:08:56,530 How's she look? 138 00:08:58,170 --> 00:08:59,170 Magnifique. 139 00:08:59,810 --> 00:09:02,310 Especially if Monsieur is a leg man. 140 00:09:03,050 --> 00:09:04,470 I am, I am. 141 00:09:04,830 --> 00:09:06,030 Lead the way, René. 142 00:09:06,950 --> 00:09:11,310 Here is the lucky lady. 143 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:24,630 in the air. 144 00:09:31,350 --> 00:09:32,350 Angela, 145 00:09:33,130 --> 00:09:34,130 Angela. 146 00:09:35,170 --> 00:09:36,550 Tony, Tony. 147 00:09:38,290 --> 00:09:40,330 I don't know what to say. 148 00:09:40,590 --> 00:09:43,410 Well, I think your poem said it all. 149 00:09:44,930 --> 00:09:45,930 My poem? 150 00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:50,090 Yeah, you know, you're a real hunk, the apple of my eye. 151 00:09:50,350 --> 00:09:53,190 Come to Chez René at eight and you gotta wear a tie. 152 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,160 Do you like it? 153 00:09:56,740 --> 00:10:00,260 Well, I love the tie, but I didn't write that dreadful poem. 154 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:05,160 Look, you just wanted me to be your Valentine, and now you're just too 155 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:09,940 admit it. Tony, you want me to be your Valentine. That's why you invited me to 156 00:10:09,940 --> 00:10:11,640 dinner. I invited you? 157 00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:13,100 Dream on. 158 00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:19,320 You didn't invite me? 159 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:23,400 You didn't invite me? 160 00:10:26,260 --> 00:10:27,580 And what are we doing here? 161 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:30,800 Yeah, wait a minute. Hey, yo, yo, oh, monsieur. 162 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:32,080 Come here. Oui, monsieur. 163 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:37,360 There must be some mistake. I gotta be at the wrong table here. 164 00:10:37,660 --> 00:10:38,660 Mais non, monsieur. 165 00:10:38,940 --> 00:10:41,520 Your host was perfectly clear. 166 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:43,080 Monsieur, monsieur. 167 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,440 Hey, madame Bauer. 168 00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:47,160 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey. 169 00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:49,180 Our host? 170 00:10:49,260 --> 00:10:50,260 We have a host? 171 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:51,520 Ah, yes. 172 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:53,840 And he asked to remain anonymous. 173 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:55,800 Yeah? Who is he? 174 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:58,300 Chez René will not say. 175 00:10:58,540 --> 00:10:59,660 Can you give us a hint? 176 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:01,040 Your host is Monsieur Bauer. 177 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:05,860 Monsieur Bauer? 178 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:09,320 Michael? My ex -husband is paying for this? 179 00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:11,600 If Michael's paying, I ain't eating. 180 00:11:11,820 --> 00:11:14,820 Oh, wait. Come on, let's get out of here. You know, you're absolutely right. 181 00:11:15,060 --> 00:11:16,060 Let's get out of here. 182 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,260 Wait a minute. 183 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:24,780 Michael wants to ply us with gourmet food at his expense. 184 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,080 Let's get plied. 185 00:11:29,260 --> 00:11:30,760 Oh, madame. Monsieur. 186 00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:32,820 Oh, I think it says, say a vous. 187 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,040 Very good. 188 00:11:34,220 --> 00:11:36,900 Hey, Renee, bring some champagne. 189 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,079 Don Perignon. 190 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:41,700 Yeah, hey, I don't want to see that bucket empty all night. Who knows, maybe 191 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:42,960 later we'll take a bath in it. 192 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:46,320 Separately, of course. Of course. 193 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,160 Well, Angela's out late tonight. 194 00:11:53,460 --> 00:11:54,840 No, it's only 10 o 'clock. 195 00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:56,860 For Angela, that's late. 196 00:11:58,780 --> 00:12:00,340 So, where'd she go? 197 00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:03,480 She has a rendezvous with a mysterious stranger. 198 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,080 That's amazing. 199 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,100 I know. 200 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:09,940 No, no, the same thing happened to Dad. 201 00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:13,680 He got invited to Chez René by some lady who writes really bad poetry. 202 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,460 Angela, is that Chez René? 203 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,630 No. Well, let me know when they get home. 204 00:12:25,910 --> 00:12:27,970 Wait, wait, wait, wait just one minute here. 205 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:30,990 What do you mean by Mom and Tony? 206 00:12:31,190 --> 00:12:32,470 What do you know about this? 207 00:12:33,830 --> 00:12:36,270 Oh, did I say Mom and Tony? 208 00:12:37,350 --> 00:12:39,430 Oh, I meant Mom or Tony. 209 00:12:40,610 --> 00:12:41,610 Or Mom. 210 00:12:42,870 --> 00:12:43,870 Or Tony. 211 00:12:44,410 --> 00:12:45,850 Or anyone at Chez Rene. 212 00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:53,620 Valentine's Day? 213 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,560 Uh, how could you do that? 214 00:12:58,780 --> 00:13:00,060 Well, it was easy. 215 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,980 I gave them Mom's credit card. 216 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:11,860 They won't take a credit card from an eight -year -old kid. 217 00:13:12,260 --> 00:13:14,400 They will if you wrap it in a 20. 218 00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:28,290 Oh, wasn't that deal delicious? 219 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:34,810 Oh, hey, don't forget the shrimp cocktail, the caviar quiche, the lobster 220 00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:40,050 souffle, the chateaubriand with truffles. The chocolate mousse, the 221 00:13:40,050 --> 00:13:42,590 jubilee, the raspberry tart. 222 00:13:42,870 --> 00:13:43,870 Oh, 223 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,250 wait till Michael sees this bill. 224 00:13:47,950 --> 00:13:49,630 Wouldn't have it to a nicer guy. 225 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:57,720 Tony, I had a wonderful time, even if I didn't fall in love. 226 00:13:58,640 --> 00:13:59,640 You didn't? 227 00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:06,420 Well, I could spend the rest of my life with that chocolate mousse. 228 00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:11,340 Can't stay here all night. Yeah, let's blow this pop stand. 229 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:13,640 Oh, wait. 230 00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:14,900 Allow me, Renee. 231 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:16,940 Allow me. Here you go. 232 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:19,520 Take that out of the way. There you are. 233 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,120 Your place or mine. 234 00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:27,900 I see everything has worked out at the right time. Oh, Renee, thank you. Oh, 235 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:28,839 Tony, wait. 236 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:31,700 If we go home together, then they'll think we were out together. 237 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,040 We were out together. 238 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:40,000 Well, I know, but I don't want the children to get the wrong idea, and 239 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,000 has always had it. 240 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:46,420 All right, look, I'll tell you what. Let's keep this our little secret, okay? 241 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:47,640 Okay. Come on, let's go. 242 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,020 Hello, children. 243 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,080 Hello, mother. 244 00:14:57,220 --> 00:14:58,220 Hello, daughter. 245 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:01,880 Hey, Mom. 246 00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:03,060 Where's your daddy? 247 00:15:03,780 --> 00:15:08,300 Oh, uh... Jean -Jacques? He had to leave. 248 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:09,560 Back to France. 249 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:10,720 Au revoir, JJ. 250 00:15:11,580 --> 00:15:12,580 No, Mom. 251 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:13,760 Where's Tony? 252 00:15:13,820 --> 00:15:15,800 Tony? I don't know. 253 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:17,300 How would I know? 254 00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:19,100 Hello, everybody. 255 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:20,580 Oh, there he is. 256 00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:22,100 Hello, Tony. 257 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,260 Hello, Angela. My, my. 258 00:15:24,810 --> 00:15:28,670 What a lovely dress. I don't think I've seen it before. You haven't, and I love 259 00:15:28,670 --> 00:15:29,509 that tie. 260 00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:33,390 Oh, you like this tie? How was the date? 261 00:15:33,610 --> 00:15:35,130 Oh, you know, I've had better. 262 00:15:37,590 --> 00:15:38,930 I'm sure you have. 263 00:15:41,430 --> 00:15:43,130 But you were supposed to be together. 264 00:15:44,070 --> 00:15:45,070 What? 265 00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:47,670 Now, wait a minute, pal. What do you mean we were supposed to be together? 266 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,970 Because that's how I planned it. 267 00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:56,820 You what? 268 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:58,540 I set it up. 269 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,040 You're Mr. 270 00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:02,140 Bauer? 271 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,080 You ought to know you're his mother. 272 00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:11,100 Jonathan, where did you get the money to pay for a dinner like this? It was over 273 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,100 $300. 274 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,480 Hold it, hold it. 275 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,560 I want a good seat for this one. 276 00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:24,200 I used your credit card. 277 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:31,400 Knew I should have asked for a doggy bag. 278 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:37,480 Now, Jonathan, I don't know what kind of a stunt you've pulled, but you better 279 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,120 have a very good explanation. Now, you tell me why you did this. 280 00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:43,820 I wanted you and Tony to get married. 281 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,060 Kids say the darndest things. 282 00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:51,340 Oh, sweetheart. 283 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,400 Tony and I aren't getting married. 284 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:56,900 Well, you could. 285 00:16:58,020 --> 00:16:59,140 You are not married. 286 00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:00,970 He's not married. 287 00:17:01,370 --> 00:17:02,530 You like him. 288 00:17:02,830 --> 00:17:04,030 He likes you. 289 00:17:05,550 --> 00:17:07,750 Even after he's seen you in your bathroom. 290 00:17:08,349 --> 00:17:10,109 Oh, sweetheart. 291 00:17:10,950 --> 00:17:13,430 That's not enough of a reason to get married. 292 00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:16,190 Then why do people get married? 293 00:17:16,670 --> 00:17:19,849 Well, Jonathan, you know, first you gotta love each other, you know? 294 00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:22,710 Well, you two love each other, don't you? 295 00:17:30,690 --> 00:17:35,550 Sweetheart, there are all kinds of love. There's the way you love your family. 296 00:17:35,790 --> 00:17:37,390 And the way you love your snake. 297 00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:39,930 And the way you love your housekeeper. 298 00:17:44,970 --> 00:17:46,070 Good night, Mother. 299 00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:53,830 Well, I'd love to stay and see you weasel out of this one, but my 300 00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:54,830 Day is just beginning. 301 00:18:00,230 --> 00:18:01,230 Sweetheart, come here. 302 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,870 Tony and I love each other. 303 00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:09,650 But like friends, not like married people. 304 00:18:09,950 --> 00:18:11,090 But what's the difference? 305 00:18:12,110 --> 00:18:13,510 S -E -X. 306 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:18,930 Oh, 307 00:18:20,110 --> 00:18:21,110 is that all? 308 00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:24,030 Then why don't you just have that and get it over with? 309 00:18:29,230 --> 00:18:30,430 don't you? Good night, 310 00:18:33,170 --> 00:18:34,170 Sam. 311 00:18:34,670 --> 00:18:35,770 Good night, Dad. 312 00:18:36,090 --> 00:18:37,190 Good night. Good night, Mom. 313 00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:46,290 Sweetheart, what is all this about? 314 00:18:48,570 --> 00:18:50,530 I don't want Tony to go away. 315 00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:53,070 Wait a minute. Whoa. 316 00:18:53,410 --> 00:18:55,250 What makes you think I'm going anywhere? 317 00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:04,770 You can move away and get another job, or your brother might become president 318 00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:05,770 Brooklyn. 319 00:19:08,110 --> 00:19:10,370 You lost me on the Brooklyn part. 320 00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:12,870 But, hey, I ain't getting another job. 321 00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:16,410 What if you change your mind and go away like Daddy did? 322 00:19:19,230 --> 00:19:25,590 Jonathan, I can't promise you that I'm always going to live here, 323 00:19:25,730 --> 00:19:29,810 but one thing that's never going to change is, We're best buddies, right? 324 00:19:30,690 --> 00:19:35,550 Yeah. And one thing that best buddies never do is let each other down. 325 00:19:36,170 --> 00:19:37,510 No, they don't. 326 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:38,809 Now, look. 327 00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:39,830 Look, listen to me. 328 00:19:40,110 --> 00:19:45,910 I don't got to be married to your mom to be here for you anytime and every time 329 00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:46,910 you need me. 330 00:19:47,170 --> 00:19:48,170 Okay? 331 00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:50,670 Okay, Tony. That's my boy. 332 00:19:52,570 --> 00:19:56,630 But maybe someday you and mom will change your mind and have sex anyway. 333 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:26,980 whole thing tony we ate more than the whole thing i 334 00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:33,240 think it was that caviar quiche it was the chocolate mousse 335 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:36,220 and the cherry jubilee and the whipped cream sorry 336 00:20:55,769 --> 00:20:56,769 Happy Valentine's Day. 337 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,050 Thank you, Tony. 338 00:21:00,570 --> 00:21:04,450 And by the way, you do look kind of cute in that bathrobe. 22864