All language subtitles for Whos The Boss s02e07 Custody 2

There is more to life than what you're
lit. Take a chance and face the wind.

Open road and a road that's hit. Brand
new life around the bend.

There were times I lost a dream or two.

Found a trail.

At the end was you.

There's a path we take and a path not
taken. The choice is up to you, my

The nights are long, but you might awake
to a brand new life, brand new life,

brand new life around the bend.

Telling you that's him.

You're famous, right?

No. You're that good -looking Italian
guy, right?

Well... Rambo, right?

No.

What have I seen you in?

How about rubber gloves and an apron?
I'm a housekeeper.

Oh, come on. You're just a housekeeper.
What are you doing in the fanciest hotel

in Beverly Hills?

Well, actually, I'm here with my boss,
see?

Her husband's getting remarried. Well,
actually, it's her ex -husband, you see.

It all started back home in Connecticut.

Angela, I want to get married again.

Oh.

Michael.

Her name is Heather.

How would you like to come to California
and be the best man at my wedding,

little tiger?

Yeah.

Oh, all right. Why don't we all go?

So long, winter coats and mufflers.

Hello, tank tops and bikini. Hey.

Oh, listen.

Tomorrow we were thinking of taking a
ride to the beach and showing you all

ocean. Yeah.

Oh, it's not really ours, but they let
us use it.

Probably didn't want to get you wet.

Angela,

you know, since Heather and I are
getting married and settling down, well,

know how much fun it's been to have
Jonathan with us.

Well, you can see how much he likes
California.

What are you saying?

He wants custody of Jonathan.

Can you believe the nerve of this guy?
He wants Jonathan to come live here for

six months out of every year. No way. No
way is he getting custody. No way. You

mean you're really just a housekeeper?

Yeah. Come on, Harry. He's nobody.

I told you he wasn't anyone.

Good luck, Harry.

get you anything else?

Yes. Bring me the head of Michael Bauer.

I'll check with the chef.

Hey.

So? What happened?

Did you call your lawyer? Oh, yes.

She called him. But do you think he was
there?

He was in court. Ha!

And he calls himself a lawyer.

Hey, you know...

What is it with Michael? All of a sudden
he wants to be a dad so much? Where was

he in the tough times, huh? When
Jonathan was sick or when he woke up

night? Yeah, and what about the time he
fell off the jungle gym and you had to

race him to the hospital?

Wait a minute, that wasn't you.

Oh, that was Kramer versus Kramer.

If Michael wants to live out some
fantasy with a 24 -year -old nymphette

named after a shrub, that's fine with
me.

But he can't have my son.

Excuse me?

Got another dumb meeting.

Michael's in for some fight.

Yeah, I just hope Angela wins.

What? She's got a good lawyer, right?
Yes, Tony, but in a case like this,

lawyers are at a disadvantage.

What do you mean?

Well, they can't fight dirty.

But grandmothers can.

Mona, whatever you're thinking of doing,
I want in.

that tells all about being the best man.

Ooh, sounds like something you need.

That's what I thought.

Three bucks.

Okay.

One, two, three. There you go.

Thanks.

Hey, sweetheart.

Oh, hi, Mom.

Hi, Lee. Come on.

I have to buy a best man magazine.

Oh. Well, could you use some money?

Sure. Three bucks.

Okay. One, two, three.

Don't push your luck.

Bye, Mom. Bye, darling.

Hey, look who's here.

Michael, this hotel is not big enough
for the two of us.

May I have a nice tea?

Oh, come on, Angela. Can't we be nice
about this?

Fine. You want to be nice?

I'll be nice.

I'll come to your wedding. I'll even buy
you a present. That'll be great. We're

registered at Neiman Marcus.

I'm only doing this for Jonathan's sake,
and I don't want him to know anything

about this until after the lawyers have
settled it. Oh, Angela, did you have to

go and get your lawyer involved?

Yes.

Well, my lawyer says I'll win.

Did your lawyer also tell you what you'd
be doing to Jonathan?

Taking him away from school and his
friends and everything he's used to?

but I'll also be giving him something.

Me.

Oh, and you just love to find that in a
Cracker Jack box.

Look, Angela, look at the facts. A
married couple versus a single working

who leaves her son with a housekeeper
all day?

Tony is more than just a housekeeper.
Oh?

He knows a lot more about raising
children than you do. Well, I know

about children.

What do you know about children?

Well, I used to be one.

You still are one.

Sticks and stones, Angela.

Oh, Michael, grow up.

Well, so, the best man has to carry the
ring, and you also have to make the

toast at the wedding.

But they're not having toast. They're
having little quiches.

Oh, no. No, Jonathan, that's a different
kind of toast. This is when you stand

up and you say something real nice about
your dad.

Don't worry, sweetheart.

You can't think of anything everyone
will understand.

But what about the bachelor party? We
need entertainment.

Hey, how about mud wrestling?

I don't think your father expects you to
throw him a bachelor party.

But I have to. I'm the best man. I know
Daddy will want it.

Well, Daddy can't always have everything
he wants.

But I want to wrestle in mud.

Wait, wait, wait. What if I help him
with it, huh?

And we'll do it right here. And we'll
make it so wholesome even you could

No, you can't. No girls allowed.

Hey, get out of here.

We'll keep it clean, Angela.

All right.

Yay! All right, buddy.

What do you got in mind?

Well, first we need stag film.

And as the herd moves south for the
winter, we say goodbye.

to the majestic northern hell.

Hey. Well, that was some great stag
film, right, guys?

Hey, hey, hey. Hey, look at this. Debbie
does Dallas.

All right, man.

Time for the whippier chuggalug. Hey,
Michael,

congratulations. Oh, thanks, Tony.

You're one lucky guy, huh? What a life
you got. I mean, you and Heather...

Traveling around the world, just you and
her.

In the jungle.

In a tent.

In a sleeping bag.

Well, but I guess it's worth giving all
that up, huh?

What do you mean?

Well, I mean, once Jonathan's in school,
you know, Heather's going to have to

stay with him.

Well, that's no good.

Yeah, well, I had a feeling you'd see it
that way.

Well, we'll have to hire a tutor.

A what? A tutor. Yeah, well, that'd be
great. Listen, Jonathan will learn more

on these trips than he ever would in any
classroom. Thanks, Tony. Okay.

Excuse me.

It's time for one of the bachelors to go
to bed.

Hey, the party's picking up.

Angel, let him stay up for five more
minutes just for the toast. All right,

on, buddy. You're on.

Here's to my dad.

I'm glad he's marrying Heather because I
like being with them.

And she has a convertible.

My dad wanted me to be the best man.

But I think he's the best.

And I love him.

I love you, too.

And now for dessert.

Wait a minute, buddy. We didn't order
dessert. You didn't, but I did.

Maybe not this one. Maybe yours.

When I grow up? Yeah, that's right, when
you grow up.

Well, I wish I were growing up now. Then
I wouldn't be so scared.

Wait a minute, will you?

You're telling me you're nervous about
this wedding?

Hey, well, don't worry about it, buddy,
because everybody gets scared.

Not you, Tony. You're cool.

Well... Maybe now I'm cool, but when I
was your age... Hey, let me tell you a

story. Come here.

When I was your age, I was the second
wise man in the Christmas school play,

okay? You know the one with the
frankincense?

And you were scared?

Well, I wasn't scared. I was petrified.

But you did great, right? Well, I
dropped the frankincense, and I threw up

baby Jesus.

Boy, was Johnny Drago mad. He was baby
Jesus.

So, anyway, the moral of the story is
that everybody gets scared.

But I figure, if you keep your lunch
down, You two stepped ahead of me.

Thanks, Tony. I needed that. All right,
my buddy.

Angela, I need your finger.

Oh.

Here we go.

What did you get them, Mother?

A walk.

Oh, no, that's what I got them.

Oh, well, that's perfect.

Well, why? They don't need two walks.

No, but I need a walk. So you put my
name on your gift, and I'll take this

home.

Heather and Mike will need a walk.

Sweetheart, we're ready to go. Let's go,
baby. Let's hit it. Let's move it. I'm

not going.

Watch what happened.

I'm not going out in public like this.

I look like a zebra.

Look at that. That's nice.

Why don't...

Don't you get seated, and I'll take
Jonathan to find Michael. Okay. Now,

minute. I know you're going to do great
out there. All right, buddy?

Go get him, baby.

Okay. Hey, Sam, it's still kind of warm.

Sweetheart, you look so handsome.

Yeah? Yeah. Just like Daddy?

Sam, you're his...

So go find your daddy. He's waiting for
you.

Oh.

Okay, ready? Yeah.

Well,

this is it. You all ready?

Well, I'm kind of scared.

I don't have any ginger ale now.

Come on, come on, this is my big moment
now.

She is beautiful.

Ah, give her 20 years.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here
today to join together this man...

of matrimony is not one to be entered
into lightly.

Dad, I mean it.

Jonathan, please.

If any man can show just cause why these
two should not be lawfully joined, let

him speak now or forever hold his peace.

He's tossing his cookies.

Didn't that ginger ale make everything
feel better?

No. I ruined everything.

No, you didn't, sweetheart.

Everything is going to be fine, I
promise.

Mom, I threw up on the bride.

Well, honey, in some countries, that's a
tradition.

Angela always took care of that kind of
thing.

Oh, really?

Didn't she think it was disgusting?

Excuse me, folks. Could we finish tying
the knot?

I have a chili cook -off to bless.

Angela?

In here, Tony.

How's he doing?

He's sleeping quietly now, but...

Before he was having terrible dreams
about dropping frankincense.

Hey, don't worry about it. It's a common
childhood nightmare.

Let's let him sleep.

I'm really going to miss him.

Angela, we're just going to be in the
other room here. Come on.

Tony, I know you don't want to hear
this.

But I've decided not to fight.

I'm going to give Michael joint custody.

You're right. I don't want to hear this.

Did you see what I saw tonight?

Yeah, it was great, all over her shoes.

That little boy is so anxious to please
his father that he made himself sick.

All right, all right.

So, buy her a new pair of shoes, but
keep your son.

Tony, I've made up my mind. Oh, yeah?

Well, did you think what it's going to
be like around the house without

Jonathan? I'll miss him.

We'll miss him.

But isn't that a selfish reason to keep
a boy away from his father?

Selfish is good if it's for the right
reasons.

Jonathan loves Michael.

Hey, oh.

Jonathan loves you, too.

Michael. Hi.

Is Jonathan feeling better? Yeah, he's
sleeping.

How's Heather?

Well, she's barefoot and married.

Congratulations.

Listen, Angela, I'd like to talk to you
about Jonathan.

Me too.

Angela.

All right, all right, all right, all
right, but I ain't gonna watch.

I'm gonna go hang up Jonathan's jacket.

Angela, um, Heather and I talked about
it, and, well, I just don't think that

we're ready to be full -time parents,
even on a part -time basis.

You mean you're not gonna take him?

I thought you were going to hang up a
jacket.

I did. It didn't take long.

You don't want custody?

Listen, Angela,

Jonathan is a wonderful boy, and, well,
you've done a great job with him. Oh,

you bet she is.

But, well, Heather and I just got
married, and I think we need some

time to be alone together.

In a tent.

In a sleeping bag.

So, I gotta be going.

I got a bride waiting downstairs.

Mind if we dance?

Well, she's at the bar.

You know,

I can't understand Michael.

I mean, he's got the chance to spend the
rest of his life with a great kid like

Jonathan.

You should have every lawyer in the
country fight you on this.

Don't tell him that.

What do you expect, huh?

Of course he's going to walk away from
Jonathan.

He was dumb enough to walk away from
you.