All language subtitles for The Avengers s03e11 The Golden Fleece

Look lively, Mr. Wright.

Coming up, sir.

Thank you.

Well, gentlemen, can we start?

Yes, sir.

You're fit.

Don't you think we could run to a spoon?

See what I can do, sir. I'm sure the
nephew would like to oblige.

Right, gentlemen.

Mr. Wright, are the minutes up to date?
Yes, sir.

Let's hear from you, then.

Don't stand up. Don't stand up. You make
me nervous.

Minutes of Golden Fleece Fond held in
Hut 42, Bloor Camp, Southern Clermont,

September 14th, 1963.

Meeting convened at 1 ,500 hours.

Members present.

Major Bruce, M .C., Captain Jason, and W
.O .1 Wright.

Minutes of previous meeting were read,
approved, and signed.

Matters arising from previous meeting.
It was decided that Lieutenant Savage,

retired list, and ex -corporal
Charlesworth be added to the

subsection B, needy. They both lost it.
No, I know, I know, I know.

A meeting was hastily abandoned at 15
.30 hours by a round of G .O .C.'s car.

At all?

Yes, sir.

Well, we've got a lot of ground to
cover, then. Oh, sir, I've heard of

deserving case. Point of order. Hold
your horses. We haven't heard from the

treasurer yet. Mr.

Treasurer, how's the state of Denmark?

Healthy, sir.

Very healthy.

Time is going to press. The kitty stands
at 56 ,000 pounds, 19 shillings and

sevenpence.

to have you visit us, brother.

No names, my dear.

Of course. Did you have a good trip?

America was as irresistible as ever.

The whole country was existing and
seeming hot dogs to one another.

The central heating affected my
senescence.

I trust you'll find everything here to
your satisfaction.

Show me, show me. Let's not stand here
talking about it. Certainly.

I'm just a normal guest, remember.

Two hours on that plane, I could hardly
move my neck.

As you can see, there's a magnificent
view.

A trifle misty tonight.

I've been coming to London for 27 years.

It's always misty.

Do you think I've flown 10 ,000 miles
just to look out the window?

I'm here to do business.

I'm most curious.

Never knew you when you weren't.

I'm expecting three guests whom I wish
to entertain in utmost privacy.

How will I know them?

They will ask to see you personally.

They will then ask you to help them
planning an anniversary dinner.

The guests should arrive at ten -minute
intervals.

Understand? I understand.

Mrs. Guan, the power.

Who do they think I am? Do they know?
Yes, I told them my brother was coming.

My poor brother.

And Mrs. Glenn.

I like another hitter.

I've learned from experience that
whenever you've wined and dined me as

this, it's always been the prelude to
some hideous adventure.

Well, you know what they say, when it's
inevitable, sit back and enjoy it.

Do you like it?

Mm.

How did you discover this place?

In the course of duty.

They got the best pecan duck, the son of
Singapore.

Mm, that I can believe. It was
delicious.

Oh, Mrs. Kwan will be delighted. She's
the taipan. She's the owner of all this.

Great man is sparing in words, but
prodigal in deeds.

Steed, listen to this.

A steed is not praised for its might,
but for its thoroughbred quality.

Oh, very discerning people.

Thank you, Mrs. Kwan.

Now, you don't want any more lye cheese,
melon seeds, ginger?

No, thank you. Cha -cha? Mm -mm.

You enjoy your dinner, sir?

It was delightful, Mrs. Kwan.

Madam? Yes, it was very good. My
pleasure.

A steed is not praised for its might,
but for its... Thoroughbred qualities.

thoroughbred qualities.

Oh,

Confucius, he knew a thing or two, eh?
Yes, sir. Mostly precepts for good life.

Few words, but much sense.

Confucius was a great teacher.

Yes, indeed.

Hope to see you again very soon, sir.

And you too, Mrs. Kwan. Thank you. Good
night.

Good night.

May I have my coat, please?

No, not that one.

Thank you.

Good night. Good night, sir.

Esther? Yes, Mrs. Quam? I have two more
private guests coming later.

Perhaps you stay and help me look after
them. I'll see you get home safely.

Thank you.

Coffee and brandy, I think.

Definitely. Do you know where everything
is?

Oh.

There's a fine variety of coffee beans,
but I'm afraid the electric grinder is

on the blink.

There's quite a lot to be said for the
instant kind, don't you think?

Do you know what? This isn't my coat.

I don't know why I didn't notice that
before.

If you paid a little more attention to
the coat and left it to the girl, you

probably wouldn't get the wrong one.

Anyway, it's too late to take it back
tonight.

Yeah, they'll all be flat out in their
lawyer's.

On their what?

I'm not speaking Mandarin.

Ah, well, the coat can wait.

Brandy can't.

Look out for the number of the
restaurant. We'd better let them know.

Hold on a minute.

We may be able to save them some
trouble.

Apple claw, tobacco pouch, and a knife
with a small

gadget for picking the stones out of
both the food.

Got it.

George Jason, 5 ,000 pounds. Good for
Mr. Jason.

Very.

Steve, you sure you collected this coat
by mistake?

Of course, why not?

Well, it would be you to choose one with
a check for 5 ,000 pounds in the

pocket.

Pure chance, nothing else.

This scent is rather interesting.

Drawn on the Taiwan bank in Singalang.

Oh, nothing very sinister in there.

George Jason. It hardly sounds oriental
enough, does it, for the Yamsing?

Unlike those good old Oriental names,
Steed and Gale.

We don't happen to have cheques drawn on
the Taiwan Bank.

I wish I could read the signature.

If you think of business, a cheque would
have been sent to the post, wouldn't

you? We might have put it in his pocket
for one of a dozen reasons.

And now you've got me at it.

Surely the thing to do is to call the
bank in the morning and see if they can

help. I don't think so.

Well, let Mr. Jason contact me.

How will he do that?

For 5 ,000 pounds, he'll find a way.

Ah, good evening.

Good evening.

Here's your coffee, sir.

Thank you.

Well, what's this then?

Party? I'm freed now.

Sorry to be so melodramatic.

You are the poor wolf.

Our little house of commerce.

So it grieves me to tell you that we
have a Judas in the organization.

You mean sitting at this table?

No. But half of our last shipments was
lost.

Where?

Hong Kong.

I can't believe it. It's impossible.

Why tell us? What can we do about it?

The man works for one of you.

And he's also in this country now.

How much is missing?

Ten thousand pounds worth.

He sold it to a rival concern and took
the next plane to the UK.

You sure of your facts?

Quite sure.

Though I understand your reluctance to
believe me.

Ten thousand. It's a lot of money.

The money is not of prime importance.

If you speculate often enough,
eventually you expect to burn your

But then...

You start to think, especially at my
age.

Is it worth it?

Will the same thing happen next time and
the next?

That's the point I've reached.

Such silence.

I should have brought a pin.

The chain is broken.

You have to convince me that it can be
reforged even stronger than before.

Well, how do we do that?

This Judas, at the moment, is a hero.

He goes unpunished.

Others will try to emulate him.

This is so?

Yes. Then this hero must be shrunk to
size.

I know this man, don't I?

You do?

Part of my setup.

That's right.

Well, then I'm the obvious person to
deal with him.

Good. You have a talk with him.

That does no good, then.

Then we may be forced to do more than
talk.

Good morning.

It's a lovely day.

Oh, it's you.

Expecting someone?

No, no. To what do I owe the honour?

I've been trying to call you all
morning.

Have you?

I was in the bar.

For four hours?

Some people take longer than others.

Any word from the mysterious Mr. Jason?

No, no. I expect people in a few days.
Anyway, it's not worrying me.

Yes. It's silly to lose any sleep,
Oprah.

I'll go.

You can leave the door open.

Thank you. Good.

Oh, good morning. Morning.

Steve?

Yes, what can I do for you? My name is
Jason.

I believe you have my Macintosh.

How can you possibly have your
Macintosh?

I believe you collected it by mistake at
the Yansing restaurant.

Didn't I let you in, sir?

Last night.

Well, that's news to me. Are you sure?

Well, this is your Macintosh, isn't it?

So I do come in. Thank you.

We'd better find yours.

Yeah.

Well, I can't think why I didn't know.

Well, they're pretty similar, aren't
they? Yes.

Yes, well, this is mine, all right.

Right, it fitted you.

Oh, I didn't have to put it on. I put it
over my arm. Otherwise, I'm sure I

would have noticed it.

You've come to trace me.

Through the label.

Baldwin's of German street. They're very
helpful, you know.

Oh, they would be, yes.

Do you know they've got the best cutter
in London?

Really? Now we settle this. Have a
drink. Cup of coffee? No, thank you. I

be getting along. Oh, dear.

It's very strange, that mistake. You
know, the Yansing, they're usually so

careful, aren't they? Are they?

Yes. You go there often. I haven't seen
you there, have you? No, not often.

Thank you very much, Mr. Stephen. Well,
not at all. And thank you very much for

being my coach.

So much for your art, criminal.

You'll bear watching.

Oh, you don't honestly think he'd come
round here if there were anything fishy

going on, do you?

Well, for 5 ,000 pounds, why shouldn't
he? He doesn't look the sort of fellow

carry that amount around with him. You
know the smart thing about him is his

shoes. Did you notice them? Terrific
high polish. You could have shaved them

quite nicely.

Well, I admit he didn't dress the part,
but then some millionaires do.

Ah,

do you know a man called Lowe, Mr. Lowe?

L .O.? Isn't he the international gold
smuggler, the one that they can never

their hands on?

That's right.

Well, what about him?

He's in London at the moment, staying at
the Yansing.

What was that for?

You. Me?

And this ridiculous charade you always
have to play.

What ridiculous charade? You can't just
tell me in plain, straightforward

language that you're after a gold
smuggler. We have to go through this

ridiculous whizzle of candlelight and
wine and old Chinese proverbs.

Well, here's another old Chinese
proverb.

He who does not tell truth... Gets
cushion in eye.

Last year, over a quarter of a million
pounds worth of gold was stolen in

Europe. None of it's been recovered.

Now, Mr. Lowe is involved.

And so are we.

Can I have a small brandy, please?

I'm looking for a friend of mine.

His name is, uh, Jason.

Do you, uh, know him?

Good evening. Oh, Mrs. Cron, how are
you?

Alone today? No charming companion?

Yeah, I'm afraid all good things have
come to an end. I wonder if you can help

me. I'm looking for a friend of mine, a
fellow called Jason. I think he was in

here the other night.

Jason? Sorry, sir.

I don't know the name.

Well, surprising.

Not really.

Unless the customer's a regular or has
an account here, then I probably

know his name.

From what he said, I think he was a
regular.

Sorry, sir. I don't know anyone named
Jason.

What a pity. I was going to give him a
red -hot tip. 3 .30 at Kempton.

Mr. Lowe.

Keep it to yourself, sir.

Then your odds won't shorten.

Here's a good one for you, too.

Honest man is completely at ease.

False man, slightly on edge.

Goodbye, Mrs. Squire.

Goodbye, sir.

It's a target room for my husband.

You think he'll like it?

Well, if it looks half as good on him as
it does on you, I think he'll be

delighted. Uh, can you help me? Do you
know if a friend of mine's been in here,

a man called Jason?

Oh, Captain Jason, yes.

Captain? Yes, that's right. I don't
think I've seen him today.

Well, there's no need to worry.

Look, you have those sleeves on me, eh?

Good night, love.

Good night.

You tell him it was urgent.

Oh.

This Anthony Flew's blocked up again.

Well, what did he say?

Not much.

He said, couldn't it wait?

Didn't he know I wouldn't call a meeting
if it'd wait?

Yeah, you know, the Major.

I thought she was coming back this
morning.

So I would have done if I hadn't been
chasing half round London looking for

idiot who walked off with my Mac.

Oh, that one.

I'd have to check in the pocket.

To check for the last shipment?

Yeah.

All right, don't worry.

It's safe.

What the heck's all this about, then?
It's important.

It better be.

I'm mounting the guard in ten minutes.

Won't take that long.

Oh, don't let's sit on it, then.

Last night, I was summoned to meet our
friend, Mr. Lowe. Was he in England,

then?

Half the last shipment of gold went for
a Burton. He's dropped 10 ,000 pounds.

Well, that is hard luck. Well, nothing
went wrong this end, sir. Wasn't this

end, Mr. Wright? This was Hong Kong.

Mr. Captain York and Corporal Jones were
dealing with that? Yes.

Now, Corporal Jones has weeded the till
to the tune of 10 ,000 quid.

Proceeds from the sale of our gold.

I don't believe it. Well, that's exactly
what I said, sir. It's true. I was a

bit suspicious when Jones put off his
demon.

Well, this is a fine time to say so.

It was only a suspicion. Anyway, he knew
what he was doing with the money.

There's no point in arguing about what
we should have done.

The money's gone. It's our
responsibility.

No, I still can't believe it.

I'd take Jones's word against Lowe's any
day.

He's a good man.

He came in as a boy entrant.

I don't know. They're all the same.

Today he can start passing the buck to
anyone who'll take it.

You're finished.

What?

Lowe doesn't work like that. He checks
his facts.

What's more, he's old, intolerant. You
want this whole business to pack up just

because you can't credit that one of our
own chaps would Welsh on us? Of course

not, but where's your proof? You can't
condemn a man in his absence.

Corporal Jones had the gold.

Now Corporal Jones has disappeared and
the girl with him. What more proof do

want? Well, he's out of the army now,
sir.

We don't get that money back.

Lowe's going to start looking for a new
escape room. You won't find that so

easy. He needs us.

Not a ten thousand pounds a throw, he
doesn't. And what other ways are there

getting the stuff into Hong Kong without
customs inspection?

You'll find one.

Nonsense. He found us, didn't he?

The truth is, it's us who need him.

He provides the gold and pays us well.
Down well.

This system's been running like
clockwork for three years. Well, it must

pack up now.

Too many people depending upon us.

Nothing is as important as the GF fund.
Agreed.

What do we do now, sir?

Well, we've got two whole days to find
Corporal Jones.

If we don't, we'd better start looking
for a new source of income.

We'd better find him then.

Try and persuade him to return the
money.

Tell him he's let us down.

Let the whole Corps down.

Have you finished with me now?

Yes.

What did you find out from the Taiwan
Bank?

Nothing.

Well, I've told that dog once. I've told
her 30 times.

No, without a court order, you can't see
a customer's account. So we still don't

know who gave Jason that check.

Can't your people get a court order?

It's like writing an advert in the
paper.

Now, Goldwise, how did you get on with
your bullion merchant?

John Thorpe?

Yes. I've made an appointment for you to
see him on Saturday. He's in Geneva at

the moment.

Me? But she's your friend. I thought you
had a deal with her. I'm afraid I won't

be able to. Why not? I've got a job.

A job?

Yes.

You know, I'm very disappointed in you,
Mrs. Dale.

Oddly enough, my rent doesn't pay
itself.

I did suggest an alternative
arrangement.

This won't take very long.

Boy, this is marvellous.

I'll call a truce in the underworld.

Well, they're very understanding fellas,
you know. They won't mind.

Lay aside your jammies, boys, till after
Christmas, Mrs. Gale is taking a few

days' leave.

So what is it you're doing?

I'm going to catalogue a museum.

Mummies and parcels? No, not that kind.
A military museum.

Blore Camp near Aldershot.

Aldershot.

That's very fine.

Army country.

Cannons to the right of you.

Cannons to the left.

Oh, hey, don't shoot till you see the
whites in their eyes.

You make parting so much easier.

You know my number. If you're bored,
which is unlikely, give me a ring.

Nice little place you've got here,
Corporal.

Well, well, old shiny boots, Jason.

Captain Jason, if you please. Suit
yourself.

Well, what can I do for you?

Want to buy a motor?

Have a nice little banger.

For you, a bit of discount.

Seeing as we're old colleagues.

You know what I've come for.

Do I?

Yes.

Your gratuity didn't pay for this lot,
did it?

Didn't it?

Yeah.

I must have made a bit on the side then,
mustn't I?

You nicked.

10 ,000 pounds worth of gold.

And sold it on the QT before you left
Hong Kong.

What are you going to do about it, then?

Captain, I'll tell you what.

You go to the police and tell them all
about it, eh?

standing people.

I want that money, Jones.

You see, it doesn't belong to us.

They're families, men, old mates of
yours, some of them.

Well, they're depending upon us. Oh, do
leave off, will you?

What do you take me for, eh?

Look, I've spent 20 years in your crummy
army waiting for a break like this, and

I don't intend to give it up to you or
anybody else. Well, I can see it's a

waste of time trying to appeal to your
finest sentiment.

I'm warning you, Jones, I want that
money, and I intend to get it.

Look you don't scare me.

I don't give it back to you or anybody
else

I think this will be the lightest room
for you, Mrs. Gale.

Yes, this will do fine.

I'll have a desk and a chair moved in
for you. And a phone, of course.

Thank you.

How long do you think it'll take? Any
idea?

I really can't say.

Two or three weeks, I should think.

There's a load of stuff in the next
room, more than I thought. Ah, that's

best room.

The corona.

I spent weeks in there myself.

Some fine things.

Very well preserved.

Yes.

Now, the Peninsular War really brought
home the importance of the line of

supply. For the first time, the army
became departmentalized.

That was in 1809?

January, 1809. Hard winter.

Moore defeated the French at Corona, but
got himself killed during the battle.

A picture of Moore somewhere.

He was replaced by Welby.

Oh, you and I are going to get on
famously.

I hope so.

I don't mind admitting all this is
really rather alien to me.

Well, I would love to have done the job
myself.

I can imagine.

But it was an outside appointment from
the committee of the Imperial War

Why is the catalogue being done? Any
particular reason?

The 150th anniversary of the Battle of
Dresden. That's when the Corps won its

colors. Proud moment.

Big landmark.

Yes. Big ceremonial parade, visiting
dignitaries, inspection by the CIGS.

Top brass and commander coming. You know
the form.

Trouble is, nobody's ever sat down and
itemized exactly what we've got.

Nobody who could fit into any sort of
historical perspective, you understand?

Yes, I understand.

An old EY rifle.

I think we used to have them in Kenya.

Yes, against the Mar -Mar.

Oh, these police actions.

Been the ruination of the army.

Were you out there?

Yes, I used to live out there. Oh, then
you won't be lonely.

Quite a lot of the boys in the mess were
out there.

George, a friend of mine, was... What
was he now?

I see he supplies Nairobi, I think.

Nairobi? I must look him up. Do, you'll
be delighted.

It's Captain Jason, George Jason.

What's the matter? Do you know him?

No, no.

Somehow the name seems vaguely familiar.

Well, I'd better turn the keys over to
you then. Thank you.

You'll be very surprised when I'm
coming.

Dirty blanket.

You fixed the whole thing up, didn't
you?

Jason's down there.

George Jason?

Well, that is a coincidence, eh?

Can you give me one good reason why I
shouldn't just walk out of there, leave

them to catalogue their own museum?

You could go to all the trouble of
explaining to them. After all, you got

to hire me.

I have to find you a good, effective
cover.

So good and so effective that you
couldn't even tell me.

I didn't quite know what to tell you. I
mean, you could hardly wander around an

army camp without being noticed.

No, send you down unsuspecting, then
trouble would run into you, and you

wouldn't run into trouble, eh?

Now, with all due respect to those
worthy ladies, you wouldn't look quite

behind a theorem at the Nafi canteen.

What do you want me to do?

Carry on with your job.

Keep your eyes open.

And wait.

It's infinitely preferable to working in
the dark. I'm keeping a 24 -hour

surveillance on the AMC.

I may hear something before you do.

How'd you get on with John Thorpe?

Very well.

Here are these notes he gave me.

A little overpowering, isn't it?

Apparently gold is very valuable in the
East.

Why is that?

The Bretton Woods Monetary Agreement.

They set the value of gold at 35
American dollars an ounce.

But in the East, it's worth 50.

It's worth shipping, then.

Yeah, they're very keen to get it in the
Orient.

Well, they don't trust paper money.

Yes, how do you know?

It's common knowledge.

Well, at least we've discovered one
thing.

Why Mr. Lowe is interested in shipping
gold to Hong Kong.

Now we've got to find out how.

All right, then. Come on, out. What do
you think you're doing here?

Hey, you're trespassing, you know that?

I was waiting for you, corporal.

Well, you found me.

Lay off the corporal bit, will you?
That's history.

You have something of mine.

Look, I don't know you. I don't want to
know you. Now, come on, out.

I want my supper.

You owe me some money.

You mad?

Look, I don't owe you nothing.

When you left Hong Kong, you had 10 ,000
pounds of my money.

Now, where is it?

You'd better start remembering.

10 grand?

You got the wrong one, friend.

Look, I haven't got your money.

You see, I bought the garage. That took
it all.

And all my savings.

You can't do nothing to me, mister.

You're off your manner.

Hello there.

How's it going, Mrs. Gale? Fine, thanks.
I should be through in about a week.

Terrible business, wasn't it?

Did you know this Corporal Jones?

Sorry?

I said, did you know him?

Yes, he was out in Cyprus with me.

Why should anyone want to kill him?

I wouldn't know.

Jones? You're not in Hong Kong for the
past two years.

Would you excuse me for a moment?

The Chinaman must be slipping.

Well, no one's going to believe this is
an accident.

They're not meant to.

It's a bit sticky, sir.

Well, I've warned Jones. Too damn quick
-headed to... Hello.

Is there any way... Yes.

I don't think I can go along with it,
huh?

Just a moment, sir.

May I ask you a question?

What's the most important thing as far
as we three are concerned? The farm,

Exactly. Exactly.

From the very beginning it was agreed
this could only be conducted as a

operation. But we're soldiers, not
gangsters. Yes, but as a soldier, sir.

you deal with a traitor in a military
operation?

It's unfortunate, Bob.

We just have to live with it.

Well, don't let's sit on it, then.

Excuse me, sir, but do you think it's
safe to carry on?

Why not?

I mean, that's China, man.

He might think that we're all in it
together.

No, he doesn't.

I've spoken to him.

As long as we play it straight with him,
we've got nothing to worry about.

Whatever happens, the fund mustn't pack
up now. Yes, but we've got enough in the

kitty to lay off until this blows over.
Look, the way they're handing out bowler

hats, we need to increase the fund, not
cut it down.

Only today I came across another case.

Let's make a note of the details.

Yes, sir.

It's Major Benson.

Another victim of the 59 Purge. Major
Benson, age 47, married, two children,

Sandhurst and Staff College.

Dormant at the Alhambra, Catford.

Nine pounds a week for throwing out teds
and drunks. He was a good man, sir.

Yes, but he was a bit foolish.

Invested all his savings with a property
speculator, lost a lot.

You see, this shouldn't damn well
happen.

There ought to be courses to wise you up
to the dangers of Silly Street.

I mean, every day there are blokes
coming up the services.

They're just a bunch of mugs.

Innocents! But they wouldn't let you
ashore at Port Save without your jabs, a

lecture on the money sharks and the
toms.

Well, this is exactly the same thing.

He'll be back, sir.

I know, I know.

Right, then.

Um, Major Davidson, sir, would you sign
the cheque?

Ah, yes.

Five hundred pounds?

Hello. What are you doing here?

This was my husband's place.

You know, Mrs. Jones, I'm very sorry.

Do you have any idea why or how?

No. Jimmy didn't have any enemies.

At least I didn't think he had.

Maybe it was jealousy. Was there
somebody fond of you?

Oh, no.

No, Jimmy was the first.

You met in Hong Kong, eh?

Yes.

I was a taxi girl at the Celestial.

A dance hall.

Taxi?

Yes, the halls employ partners.

You just sit there and wait for somebody
to hand you a ticket.

And you dance with them.

Eight dollars an hour.

Four for the girl and four for the
management.

The next day he took me to the Tiger Bar
in Petroda.

He must have saved up a good deal for
all this.

Did he get a good gratuity?

Oh, no.

No, we'd never been able to have
afforded this.

Unless...

What

is it?

It's a Hong Kong lottery ticket.

It won third prize.

A month before we left.

Very lucky.

Was it?

I had it framed and Jimmy kept it on his
desk as a souvenir. What are you going

to do now?

I don't know. I'd strongly advise you to
leave here.

Jimmy was a good man to me.

But I'll do as you say.

Good.

Why did you come here?

To find out why the corporal was
murdered.

I'm sorry, I can't be of any more help.

Do you like the car to jump?

But the sleeves are too long.

strict instructions to keep out of your
way.

That's all right. Don't worry about me.

What did you do? Oh, Janko.

I'm going to paint the fire bucket.

Is that what you want? Yeah, me too.

But you know the army.

If it moves, salute it. If it doesn't,
paint it.

Yeah, old Major Ruse found a scratch.

He can spot a dirty cap badge on the
other side of the square.

How did you get on with him?

Friend of yours, miss?

No, I've only met him a couple of times.

too keen for my liking.

Like this?

Waste of time, I say.

They look just the same when I'm
finished.

Just the same.

Oh, thank you.

How about Captain Jason?

Oh, he's different.

Conscientious, but fair.

You know what I mean?

He'll give us a bit of time off tomorrow
to make up for tonight.

Tonight? Yeah.

How the old man would never think of
that.

You're working tonight as well, then?
Yeah.

Special guard duty.

Oh, dear, oh, Lord.

Just my luck.

What's on?

Oh, consignment of small arms ammunition
and K -rations.

Going to line them tomorrow, so we have
to keep an eye on it.

Mustn't lose a lad's toffee.

That reminds me, I should have got some
things from the napkin. It's too late

for me now. Would you be awfully kind
and get them for me?

Oh, pleasure, miss. Thank you.

I'll just jot them down.

Would you get me a couple of bars of
fruit and nut as well? All right.

There's a pint.

You're back in two shakes.

Oh, get yourself a bag of cigarettes.

Oh, thank you very much.

Eh? Oh, and how's the army treating you,
hmm?

No, Arthur.

I may give you something. There's a
reason.

Even a chopper.

Sir.

Keep alert, lad. Don't go drifting off
to sleep.

That's two, sir. Yes, Doc.

The timing wasn't...

Ordinance,

Captain Jason.

Yes.

Right.

Stubbs here to the main gate.

Two men standing by to unload, sir.

Holmes. Yes, sir?

Cut along to the nappy now. Make sure
you're back here 2100 sharp.

Yes, sir. Thank you very much, sir.

Idle man.

It's ideal for our purpose.

I hope nothing else goes wrong at the
other end, sir. Aye, I've spoken to

Captain York.

Right, you lot.

Get that stuff moving.

You, do it, huh? You seem to have it
yourself, huh?

Let's stop down at the table there.

Sir, practice that Opal item.

Good man.

All right, you lads, we've brought back
Sergeant Cork as a double. That's right,

that's right, that's right.

Lovely, isn't it, sir?

You've got to hand it to that Chinaman.

But he doesn't make them himself, you
know.

He's got two goldsmiths working full
time.

Yes, sir.

When is this laptop, sir?

Tomorrow from Lynham.

ETA Hong Kong, 1200 Wednesday.

Thank you.

If anyone gets shot with one of these,
it'll be some death, sir.

Ten pounds a round, it ought to be.
Yeah, but they wouldn't fire. They're

soft. Imagine what the medics would say.

Cause of death.

Gold poisoning.

I'll just make sure there are five
pickets not hanging around outside.

Gold poisoning.

I'm a five -ticket.

My eye up.

You ugly men, let's see you now. I'm the
five -ticket.

What are you doing here?

Don't you know this is army property?

Well, you'd better get the paperwork up.

You've got my pen?

Oh,

I gave it back, sure.

Did you?

Well, maybe it's in my coat.

His name is Steve. What does he want?

I'm making a small gold collection on
behalf of the Wapes and Whippets Fund.

Are you from the police?

Near enough.

Oh, he's doing very well.

Stop.

I warned you.

You won't shoot?

Count to three.

Bluffing one.

All right, Mr. Steve, you can put your
gun away. You have our word.

You're all right.

Everything all right? The police picked
up Mrs. Connick at the gate.

Good.

They raided the Yamsing. Everybody you
found it for? Except Mr. Lowe. He flew

out of London Airport yesterday.

They're picking him up off the plane in
Karachi.

Mr. Steve, may I ask you a favor? Go
ahead.

We've got the three of us. Don't involve
anyone else.

You mean the Hong Kong bride?

You know everything, don't you?

I don't mean them.

I mean the families.

The men we've been supporting.

We weren't doing this for ourselves, you
know. No.

No.

It's for our friends.

Ex -officers. And MCOs.

Men who were victims of the army purge.

Suddenly kicked out. No jobs, no
training, no future.

Have you got proof of this?

It's all right. Sir.

Names and addresses of the beneficiaries
and accounts of the fund to date.

that you'd better get a car.

Not too good for discipline, seeing the
Major being carted off at a poke -in.

Ordinance, yeah.

Ordinance. The Major's car round, right
away.

How much money have you got?

About 56 ,000. Pounds?

56 ,000 pounds.

19 shillings and sevenpence, to be
precise.

Half in building societies and a half in
blue chips.

Capital appreciation last year counted
for about 9 ,000 quid.

Last year.

Who's your broker?

Don't have one. I do it.

Did it all.

Put on this form, you could have been a
tycoon.

Don't you regret wasting your time in
the army?

Waste?

Everything I've ever had.

Everything we've ever had.

We owe it to the army.

Sped us.

And clothed us.

And paid us so nobody else would.

I was demobbed in 45.

I couldn't get a job even.

Making the brokers tea.

Same goes for all of us.

We were all misfits.

I wanted to teach history.

No degree, no diploma of education.

I wanted to go to grammar school.

But if this is so, why have you been
using the army as a cover for your

smuggling?

A good soldier learns to improvise.

Seemed worthwhile if we could help the
others.

Are these all the names and addresses?

Yes.

Well, we'd better sign off with the
message.

You know what I want.

I think you'd better look after... the
dibs.