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MAN: Ed and Harry,
the Ghostfacers.
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- What the hell are you doing here?
- Uh, we belong here.
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- We're professionals.
- Professional what?
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Paranormal investigators.
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This stuff right here...
This is our ticket to the big time...
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Fame, money, sex...
with girls.
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- We are family.
- Everything that has ever gone
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wrong between us has been
because we're family.
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So, what?
We're not family now?
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I'm saying you want to work...
let's work.
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You said that you wanted to
keep things strictly business.
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I wanted to keep things
strictly business between us.
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- About what you said the other day...
- I thought it didn't bother you.
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I may not think things
all the way through,
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but what I do, I do
because it's the right thing.
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You didn't save me for me.
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You did it for you.
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♪ (SLOW POP SONG PLAYING) ♪
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(CAMERA CLICKING)
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(FAINT THUD)
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Mom?
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Mom, are you home?
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(GASPING)
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(CELL PHONE BEEPING)
(LINE RINGING)
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WOMAN: 911. What is your emergency?
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There's someone in my room.
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- What is your location?
- (SOBBING SOFTLY)
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Can you give us a location, ma'am?
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Are you still there?
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Ma'am, please do not hang up.
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I've begun tracing your call,
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but I need you to stay
on the line for me.
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- (SCREAMING, GRUNTING)
- (BLADE SLICING)
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Please stay on the line.
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We'll send out an officer...
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All right.
I'll be back.
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Wait.
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Where you headed?
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Washington.
I caught a case.
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You want me to come with?
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Do you want to come?
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On a hunt?
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Why wouldn't I?
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I don't know, man. 'Cause lately
with you, up is down and...
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...down is sideways,
you know?
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I-I...
I don't know what you want.
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Okay. You want in?
Fine.
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Sure thing.
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Photo leaked
from the crime scene.
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Girl was murdered in her room,
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doors were locked,
the windows were locked.
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- Who's the Wallflower?
- Exactly.
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Best guest,
ghost caught on film.
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So, you're coming.
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Does it look like I'm staying?
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WOMAN: I scrubbed for hours.
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I'll have to rip up the carpet.
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My daughter, Casey...
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She picked out the color herself.
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We're very sorry
for your loss, Mrs. Miles.
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You mentioned Casey
had no known enemies.
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What about at home?
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Anything unusual
you may have noticed?
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Uh... Electricity acting up
or lights flickering,
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TV on the fritz?
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No, no fritzing.
No cold spots, either.
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Sorry.
Out of curiosity, uh...
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Why do you mention cold spots?
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I'm sorry.
That must sound strange, but...
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...it's been three days since...
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And the police
have found nothing.
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I'd...
I'd have to sell my house
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to afford a private investigator,
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so when
the Supernaturalists called...
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Whoa, uh, sorry, the...
Um... Supernaturalists?
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I know to the FBI
it's not exactly orthodox.
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But these men had answers
that no one else had, and I...
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I owe it to Casey...
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...to listen.
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Now, they... they brought up
cold spots in relation to...
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Signs of the paranormal,
I suppose.
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They're coming by today
to take a look.
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And did these Supernaturalists
give you a name?
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♪ (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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♪ Ghostfacers ♪
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Son of a bitch.
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Oh, wow, look.
We got two more followers.
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Mm.
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Yeah. Harry,
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I think it's from
that library interview we did.
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Nice.
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- Hey, pal.
- Hmm?
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- What did Dana post?
- No, it's just...
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she changed her profile pic,
and it's cropped,
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but you can clearly see
a guy's arm around her.
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And she's smiling like the dickens.
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Yeah. Uh, it...
it could a platonic...
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(BELL DINGS)
...arm that's touching her.
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Ah, the Winchesters. Yay.
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- Says nobody.
- Ever.
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All right, shut up and listen.
This is how it's gonna go.
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You two clowns are gonna get into
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that mystery machine outside,
and you're gonna leave town
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or I'm gonna put holes
in your knees.
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WAITER: Can I get you guys anything?
Something, uh...
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Uh, we're ready for the bill.
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MAN: Hey.
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There's still crud on this plate.
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Now, hit the sinks and do it right.
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Sorry, Trey.
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First of all,
you guys don't scare us.
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Not at all.
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Say, ola to my little pistola.
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Am I supposed to be impressed
with that treasure trail
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or the lady gun you got hiding
in your, uh, pants there?
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Uh, both?
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Look, whether you like it or not,
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we are handling this situation.
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- Yup.
- Really?
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- Mm-hm.
- 'Cause I see a couple of fame whores
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who are pointing their camera
at a mom who just lost her kid.
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Guys, we are investigators,
and we have every right...
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No. No, you don't.
You know why?
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'Cause you're just gonna get
in our way.
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Or you're gonna get
somebody else killed.
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That's right. So, you can
either walk out of here...
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...or crawl.
Up to you.
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Oh, my God, Menudo.
Will you guys relax?
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We know what we're going.
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- Yup.
- Really?
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And what about the rest
of the Bad News Bears, huh?
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Where's the...
Where's the fat one?
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And the girl?
There was a girl, right?
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They... We dropped them.
They were dead weight.
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- Well, t-they're still alive.
- They're... no, they're totally alive.
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I see. So, it's just the,
uh, the dumpy duo, then.
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Well, that's great.
So, here's the deal.
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A ghost will land you two dead
in five seconds flat.
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A ghost? Oh.
(CHUCKLING)
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They think it's a ghost.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
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- It's so not a ghost.
- No.
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Okay. wen bite.
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What do you think it is?
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Can I do it this time?
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- You got it.
- Okay.
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I've waited all my life for this.
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Amazon me, bitches.
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I will shoot you...
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Bitches.
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Like we were saying,
you were just going, right? Great.
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Good talk.
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Fifty shades of way too much protein.
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- Uh, Dean?
- Yeah?
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Ed and Harry wrote a book.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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"The Skinny on Thinman",
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by America's foremost
Supernaturalists.
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What the hell's a Thinman?
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I don't know.
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Whoa.
Check that out, though.
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That does kind of look like
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whatever was behind
Casey Miles, right?
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Or Garth if somebody
shaved his face off.
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Big whoop-
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Here we go.
"Thinman...
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an urban legend started
on the world wide web
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lurks in the background
of his victims' lives
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until he's ready to kill them."
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Yeah, because everything started
on the Internet is true.
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Like, uh, oh, the shark
attacking a helicopter.
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They write the book
on that one, too?
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Dude, real or not,
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thousands of people
have posted sightings.
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It's like Thinman is
the new Bigfoot or something.
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Or Thinman is just a ghost
with a brand name.
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You saying that
'cause you really think
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it's a ghost or because
you don't like the Ghostfacers?
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Hey, don't forget,
we hit EMF in Casey's room.
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Right, but the house was
next door to power lines,
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which can affect the read.
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A girl died in a locked room, Sam,
spells "ghost" right there.
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Maybe it got in there before it was
locked up. Who knows, Dean?
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But how can people all over
the world see the same ghost?
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Spirits don't exactly hop around.
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I know that.
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But right now, the veil is
all kinds of screwed, okay?
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Ghosts could be
popping up anywhere.
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Yeah, but, Dean, Thinman sightings
date back a couple years.
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The veil's only been a problem for,
what, the last six months?
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Well, you know, people still see
Elvis all over the damn place.
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Look, all I'm saying
is those douchewheels...
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...ain't experts on crap.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm checking the local deaths
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to see if there's any candidates
for ghosts.
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The closet... The setting
of the sunset of Casey's life.
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- Harry.
- Yeah?
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Come on, man,
would you please stop
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Facebook stalking
your ex-girlfriend?
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I was right.
Hmm.
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She changed her relationship status
to "it's complicated."
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What does that even mean?
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Who cares?
You broke up with her.
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Everything about that girl
is complicated.
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Okay, I mean,
she gets the cream puffs,
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she tells you
to take out the filling.
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They're just puffs.
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Yeah, that was
some pretty messed-up stuff.
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Mm-hm.
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Uh, okay.
I'm... I'm sorry.
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(EXHALES)
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Okay. I'm good.
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Back on game. Yeah.
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We're so close
to finding Thinman, Ed.
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- Mm-hm.
- I can smell him.
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- I can smell his musk.
- Mm-hm.
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Closer than ever.
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- This is really serious, Harry.
- Yeah.
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I mean, the Winchesters
are here, and, you know,
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I don't want my knees blown off
by Sam and Dean.
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Have you ever thought
that we might just,
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you know, bail on this?
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What?
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What the...
What the hell is wrong with you?
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We can't let those
jockstraps steal our glory.
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No one cares what they think.
They don't even have a Twitter.
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We're gonna find Thinman, Ed,
for our families... for Dana.
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So, it's about
your ex eating her words?
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It's about making
all the haters eat their words.
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Maggie and Spruce...
they're just deserters.
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They want to lead a "normal life".
I mean, what is that?
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- Screw them. Right?
- Screw them.
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When we find Thinman,
are they gonna be on Dr. Phil?
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- No.
- We're gonna be on Dr. Phil.
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- Hell, yeah. Press "record," buddy.
- You got it.
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- Yeah...
- Wait for it.
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- You ready?
- Yep.
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The bedroom of a teenage girl
is meant for two things...
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...giggles and joy.
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Until one night, Thinman
turned the giggles into blood.
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(CHUCKLING)
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You are so money right now.
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- You like that?
- This is good stuff.
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And it's gonna pay off
in ladies Ed, lots of ladies.
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We're gonna need...
We're gonna need snorkels...
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...'cause we're gonna be
swimming around in so much...
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Thought you boys might be thirsty.
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Please.
That sounds delicious.
248
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,089
Okay. All right,
over the past six months,
249
00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:48,891
There have been three
unnatural deaths in Springdale,
250
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,685
none of them connected to
Casey Miles and none of them violent.
251
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:55,006
Okay, that's not exactly
a recipe for a vengeful spirit.
252
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,048
There have been
a bunch of unexplained deaths
253
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,201
pinned on Thinman.
254
00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:01,289
A vic dies,
then, a couple weeks later,
255
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:04,131
a photo pops up of the vic
with Thinman photobombing.
256
00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:07,051
- So, Thinman's stalking folks?
- According to the lore.
257
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,440
According to the idiots.
258
00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,485
How come none of these
vics pinged our radar?
259
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,160
I'm pretty sure
the mysterious deaths
260
00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,408
can be chalked up
to non-supernatural causes.
261
00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,484
That and, honestly...
262
00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,969
...most of these photos
look pretty fake.
263
00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:21,363
- Even Casey's?
- Except Casey's.
264
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:24,531
Casey's photo...
wasn't doctored.
265
00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:28,801
Whatever was behind her...
was really there.
266
00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:30,606
Okay, well,
that doesn't make any sense.
267
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:34,168
I mean, how could something be
both real and fake at the same time?
268
00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:39,128
Well, a girl is dead,
and that's about as real as it gets.
269
00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:44,127
All right, so,
the last thing she did
270
00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:46,891
was she took a photo
on her phone.
271
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,128
How did that photo
end up online?
272
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:50,441
No clue.
273
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,570
It was originally posted
to a Thinman fan forum,
274
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,000
but the IP address was blocked.
275
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,567
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
This thing has fans?
276
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,090
Of course it does.
277
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:03,760
Okay, well, then somebody wanted
this photo on the Internet,
278
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:07,248
and I'm guessing that the ghost
didn't hop online to post it.
279
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,570
(MAN STRAINING)
280
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,727
Sheriff, there's a couple questions
we'd like to ask him.
281
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:17,281
Sorry to disappoint.
Sheriff's on a hunting trip.
282
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,331
But, I appreciate
you agents being here.
283
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:21,920
I could use all the help I can get.
284
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,960
Wait a second. Was this cracked
when you found it?
285
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:25,805
Yeah, man.
Maybe she dropped it?
286
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:28,008
911 call went dead at 11:59.
287
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,961
- What time was the photo posted?
- Around 2:00 AM.
288
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,924
But the coroner has
the death at midnight.
289
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,440
How could she have posted
the photo from her phone?
290
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:35,641
That's impossible.
291
00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,407
Or... supernatural.
292
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,448
- What?
- Why would you say that?
293
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,684
A couple fellas came by,
asking questions about the girl's death,
294
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:45,881
suggested they might
be able to help.
295
00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,646
They, uh, gave me a book
they wrote about...
296
00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,605
Thinman?
297
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,207
Yeah.
298
00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:58,887
Not a fan?
299
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,890
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
300
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,249
(SLOW TAPPING ON DOOR)
301
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,731
MAN: There is still probably...
302
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,322
Agents, thanks for coming.
303
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:14,561
What are these
two crapshoots doing here?
304
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:20,442
I figured it wouldn't hurt to go
a little "medium," you know?
305
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,481
Uh...
306
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,729
Two counties over,
folks were combing the place
307
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,922
for a poor little dead boy
back in August.
308
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,691
The cops let a psychic
do her thing.
309
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,127
Shish, bang, boom...
Found a body a day later.
310
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,800
- Excuse me.
- Is there any security-cam footage?
311
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,649
Yeah, just...
312
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,684
- Hey.
- Aah!
313
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,240
I thought I told you to beat it.
314
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:49,286
Well, what are you gonna do?
You gonna out me, "agent"?
315
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,121
Okay, look, playing paparazzi
at a crime scene...
316
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:56,361
who does that help
but yourselves?
317
00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:59,131
The bloggers, Dean,
the believers...
318
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,240
Everyone who needs
just a little proof
319
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,846
to know that Thinman
is out there.
320
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,045
Wait, so, you're saying
there's a lot of folks online
321
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,366
that are pretty die-hard
about this thing?
322
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,405
- Oh, yeah.
- Uh-huh.
323
00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,600
You throw the right
Tibetan symbol into the mix...
324
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:15,409
...you dumb asses ever think
the Thinman comes to life as a Tulpa?
325
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,046
Because thousands of people
326
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,647
can agree that Thinman
is any one thing?
327
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,763
The lore changes blog to blog.
328
00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:26,091
- He's not a Tulpa.
- Okay, all right. All right.
329
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:28,163
Right here, right now,
cut the crap.
330
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,971
Do either of you actually
know what Thinman is?
331
00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:34,681
No. We just play
Supernaturalists on TV.
332
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:37,805
We have no idea what we're doing.
333
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,167
(LAUGHING) Of course we do.
334
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:45,528
Thinman, is part man, part tree.
335
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,082
Some people believe
that he emerged
336
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:51,011
from the nightmare
of an autistic boy.
337
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,531
All right, so you have no idea.
338
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,405
MAN: Fellas, you want to see this.
339
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,483
All right, check it out.
340
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,525
- Whoa.
- Whoa.
341
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,605
All right, so, how did he jump
from the parking lot to the diner?
342
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:14,801
The doors were locked?
343
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,764
The footage shows Trey
locked them ten minutes before.
344
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,849
Locked, not locked,
it doesn't matter.
345
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,411
Everyone knows
Thinman can teleport.
346
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,728
I didn't even
get a blip on my EMF.
347
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,851
So, maybe it's not a ghost.
348
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,044
You Feds believers now?
349
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,448
Okay, uh...
We're gonna go.
350
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:31,971
- Yep.
- Good work, deputy, agent.
351
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,242
- ED: Let's go. Let's go, man.
- With me.
352
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,207
Let's see it again.
353
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,600
ED: Let's get out.
354
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,368
Holy wow.
(CHUCKLES)
355
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,200
Someone posted
the diner footage of Thinman
356
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,770
in the comments section
of our blog.
357
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:52,961
- Who?
- Who cares?
358
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:56,206
Maintain current velocity.
359
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:02,371
Hey, why are you
putting your ninja outfit on?
360
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,644
I'm not gonna wait
for someone else to die.
361
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,208
I'm gonna find Thinman tonight.
362
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,211
- Where?
- The woods, obvi.
363
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:11,927
That's kind of general.
364
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,731
Well, the lore says that
Thinman hangs out by trees,
365
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,287
and the woods
is where trees hang out.
366
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:20,370
Two kills in town.
Local Wood's the best bet.
367
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,328
Two people are dead.
Really dead.
368
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,488
And I just keep thinking
that, you know,
369
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,883
maybe Sam and Dean
should just take over.
370
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:33,488
First of all, hell no.
371
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:35,604
And quit raining on my rainbow.
372
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,320
Rainbows can't happen
without rain.
373
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:41,286
Don't try to use science with me.
This is about a feeling.
374
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,240
And we can't quit
when we're so close
375
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,840
to finding Thinman
and finally making up
376
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,161
for everything we've lost
because of... what we do.
377
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:49,523
Okay, it wouldn't be the worst idea,
though, you know,
378
00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:51,290
if we leave it
to the professionals.
379
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,606
(EXAGGERATED LAUGHTER)
380
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:55,604
We are the professionals, Ed.
381
00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,764
So, the woods?
382
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:03,330
Any woods, Ed.
Any woods.
383
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,206
Just grasping at straws here,
but when I think "teleport,"
384
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,047
I think "Crossroads Demon."
385
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:12,801
Mm.
386
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:17,005
Demon that likes to stab
and watch YouTube. Why not?
387
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,040
Oh, by the way, speaking of which...
388
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,570
...the video of,
Trey getting knifed...
389
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,207
...it's already online.
It has, like, 2,000 views.
390
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,165
It's like somebody wants people
to see Thinman in action.
391
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,921
It's 'cause people will watch,
'cause people are sick.
392
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:35,171
And when did "viral" go
from that baby chimp
393
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:39,160
falling out of a tree
to Killer Candid Camera?
394
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,920
You know what video would have
gone viral, if we still had it?
395
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,929
When you were five
and you got dressed up as Batman
396
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,691
and you jumped off the shed
'cause you thought you could fly.
397
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,080
After you jumped first.
398
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:52,328
Hey, I was nine, and I was
dressed up like superman, okay?
399
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:53,686
Everybody knows
that Batman can't fly.
400
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,440
Well, I didn't know that.
I broke my arm.
401
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:56,561
I know you did.
402
00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:00,248
Man, I drove you to the ER
on my handlebars.
403
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,005
Well, good times.
404
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,685
Yeah, they were.
405
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,685
(KNOCKING)
406
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,209
Come on in.
407
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,280
I got to tell you guys
something important...
408
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,370
...and then the case is yours.
409
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,645
Harry here, solo Ghostfacer,
410
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,561
investigating a possible
Thinman habitat...
411
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:47,686
...in the woods.
412
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:54,641
All alone, deep in the woods,
a man could lose his marbles
413
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:57,810
being so close
to the blade of doom.
414
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:03,931
Lucky for us,
I'm really good at marbles.
415
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,166
All right, either you bleed
Ghostfacers red or you don't.
416
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,720
If Spruce wanted to start
a startup
417
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,524
and Maggie's heart
was in the roller derby,
418
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:11,761
who am I to stop them?
419
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,040
But Harry... I couldn't
let him give in to his girl.
420
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,924
I mean, she called
the Ghostfacers stupid.
421
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:18,009
Stupid! Can you believe that?
422
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:19,441
You know, I don't care
423
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,931
how much money
her daddy's hedge fund has.
424
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,401
I just couldn't watch Harry
become a corporate stooge.
425
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:26,604
Okay, this all sounds like
sad times at Bitchmont High.
426
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:27,761
What does this
have to do with the case?
427
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:31,407
Harry was gonna leave, so I needed
to give him a reason to stay.
428
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:37,011
I... I made up Thinman.
429
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,849
HARRY: Thinman stalks his victims,
430
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,801
but the tables have turned,
my friends.
431
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:50,847
The stalker is now the stalkee.
432
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,766
So you're saying that
this crap is actually crap?
433
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,645
One old photo of a butler,
a lot of Photoshop later,
434
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,770
and I posted on one of those
horror forums under "anonymous".
435
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,291
- And it blew up.
- Yeah.
436
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:07,286
I only faked one case for us, and
then we're packing up to go home
437
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:09,040
when somebody posted
a sighting of Thinman,
438
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,686
so we went after it,
and that's how the Thinman
439
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,882
became a crowdsourced legend.
440
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,250
Look, we were at the front of it.
441
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:19,801
It felt like something.
442
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,170
It was so awesome
to have a following,
443
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,641
and Harry, he was just...
He was so into it.
444
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,889
Ed, you have to tell him.
445
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,322
You don't get it.
We were the Thinman guys.
446
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,164
Without the Thinman,
we're just guys...
447
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:34,403
Just... we're just puffs.
448
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,561
- What?
- What?
449
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,731
If I tell Harry,
he's gonna leave the Ghostfacers.
450
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,480
Listen, if you don't tell him,
he's gonna leave anyway.
451
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:48,004
Trust me here.
Secrets ruin relationships.
452
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,530
Okay, well, I'll just tell him
when the time is right.
453
00:23:56,640 --> 00:24:00,645
- Time's right now, chief.
- Well, he's... He's not here.
454
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:04,967
He's out in the woods,
searching for Thinman.
455
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,127
Okay, because Thinman,
or whatever the hell this thing is,
456
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,249
has killed two people,
and now Harry is in the woods alone.
457
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,250
Well, actually,
it's more like "wood,"
458
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:18,728
'cause I dropped him off by some trees
behind a grocery store.
459
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,560
Guys, come on.
He's gonna be fine.
460
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:25,561
Guys?
461
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:28,248
HARRY: All right, what we have
here is a... it's a...
462
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:34,010
It looks like a formation of sticks
in the shape of a pile.
463
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,609
Could have been
left here for us by Thinman.
464
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,808
(RUSTLING) What was that?
465
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:45,607
Oh!
466
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,766
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
467
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,288
Oh, my God.
468
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:58,402
We are not alone.
469
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:06,160
(SCREAMING)
470
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,051
(TIRES SCREECHING)
471
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,968
- (HARRY GRUNTING)
- SAM: Too tight?
472
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,204
Nope. No, I'm good.
I'm good.
473
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,560
- Yeah? All right.
- I'm good.
474
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,889
I think I'm just gonna have to staple it
when we get back to the motel.
475
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,400
- We were right, Ed! Thinman's real.
- Yeah.
476
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,130
Some fresh tires tracks
back over there.
477
00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:53,885
- I took some photos.
- What for?
478
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,289
Because that car might belong
to whoever knifed you.
479
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:59,370
Well, whoever cut me was Thinman,
and Thinman doesn't drive.
480
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,563
It was Thinman, jackass!
481
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,650
I mean, I shouldn't have to
connect the dots for you guys.
482
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,764
I figured, you know,
you're both intelligent, maybe.
483
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:11,566
- Um, Harry...
- What?
484
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:15,843
Why didn't you tell me
that before?
485
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:17,441
Because...
I don't know...
486
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,210
I thought you were gonna get mad.
487
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,291
Good guess, Ed.
I am mad.
488
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,006
I'm really, really mad
at you right now.
489
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,326
I can see that.
490
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,569
You crashed the Jenga Tower
of our lives.
491
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,206
I was gonna get married.
492
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,843
I left her to run around with you,
living some lie.
493
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,246
Well, at least we were
living it together.
494
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,365
Seriously? Seriously?
495
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,409
If I hadn't struck gold with Thinman,
496
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,520
you'd be doing a boring job,
doing boring numbers,
497
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:45,846
answering to Dana's dad.
498
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,326
Okay? I saved you, bud.
499
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,363
Saved me? From what?
500
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,447
From living a nice life?
501
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,371
From not getting stabbed?
502
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:55,601
How selfish can you be?
503
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:56,966
Well, maybe it's
not too late, you know?
504
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,240
You could call her and see.
505
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,721
- That's not gonna work.
- Well, maybe... Maybe it will.
506
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,240
No, it's not.
You want to know why?
507
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:03,965
'Cause she's got some guy's arm
wrapped around her neck,
508
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,640
and it's "complicated", okay?
509
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,321
Look, Harry, we didn't know from
the start if Thinman was real or not.
510
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,605
I... okay, look, maybe I had
some inside knowledge.
511
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,406
Okay, but does it
really make a difference
512
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:16,880
if we keep it going for the fans?
513
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:18,401
They'll never know.
514
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:20,400
I'll know.
515
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:25,885
You made a chump out of me, Ed.
516
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:28,406
Harry, we can get through this.
517
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,081
We just debunk Thinman
518
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,727
and then we go back
to Ghostfacers.
519
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,731
I can't.
520
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,888
I can't trust you anymore, Ed.
521
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:43,970
Come on, Harry.
522
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,241
I get it.
You're pissed, okay?
523
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,881
And... and you don't mean
what you say.
524
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:03,806
But, Harry,
just tell me what you need.
525
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:10,644
I'll go get some coffee, and...
526
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,128
And you can stay here and chill.
527
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:26,961
Hey.
528
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,609
- How did it go?
- (SIGHS)
529
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:34,288
It, um, went, uh... Um...
530
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:49,965
Hey.
531
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,966
You okay?
532
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:58,608
I just got punched right in the feels.
533
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:08,604
None of it was real, Sam.
534
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:12,926
Ed was just pretending,
and now he wants me to pretend,
535
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,851
like this is just something
I could get past.
536
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,167
I know what you mean.
537
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,889
Look, there are things
you can forgive,
538
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:25,809
and there are things you can't.
539
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,244
So, which one is this?
540
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,921
That's something you got
to figure out for yourself.
541
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,043
(KNOCKING)
(DOOR OPENS)
542
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:35,521
Hey.
543
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:40,961
I got a bead on those tire treads,
if you want to...
544
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,164
- What's up?
- So, the tires were only made
545
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:53,521
for one kind of car.
546
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,649
It's a 1989 Geo Metro.
547
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,610
Town this small,
there's only one registered here.
548
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,643
Deputy says it belongs
to a guy named Roger
549
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:00,761
who works night security
550
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:02,644
down at the mill
on the north side of town.
551
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:06,885
So, this thing teleported,
but it has a job and car.
552
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,520
- What are we dealing with?
- Let's go find out.
553
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,046
Sam and Dean caught something,
554
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,880
so they're gonna clean up
your mess.
555
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,571
You're right. It is my mess.
556
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,848
I should be the one out there
cleaning it up.
557
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,526
You'd just make it worse.
558
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:39,041
Oh, what?
559
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,400
You were fine leaving Sam
and Dean before. Why not now?
560
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:44,011
I don't want to be a
jellyfish spine anymore, Harry.
561
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,451
- Jellyfish don't have spines.
- Exactly.
562
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,284
Before the heartache,
before the lies,
563
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,005
we set out
to help people, right?
564
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,404
Yeah... Mostly.
565
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:56,400
So, there's no reason
not to get out there
566
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,363
and do what we
mostly set out to do.
567
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:03,162
Harry, I... I can make this
right for the both of us.
568
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:14,046
We can make it right.
569
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,406
You mean you want
to come with me?
570
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,960
I thought we said my partner
and I would take care of this.
571
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,482
Look, guys, my boss is AWOL.
572
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:36,681
We don't have a warrant.
573
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,771
My ass is on the line
if this thing goes sideways.
574
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,081
All right.
Just stay back.
575
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:51,366
(LOCK CLICKING)
576
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,530
- (GRUNTS)
- (ELECTRICITY SURGING)
577
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,001
Always wanted to use these things.
578
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:15,490
(HUMMING)
579
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,006
So, you're Thinman, huh?
580
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:25,561
That would make sense
if it didn't look
581
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,649
like you just ate a fat camp.
582
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,808
(CONTINUES HUMMING)
583
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,204
Oh, God, Sam, make him stop.
584
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,724
Hey, so, what's the deal?
What are you, Norwood?
585
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,001
You a demon?
586
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,040
I mean, how did you teleport
back at the diner?
587
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,448
Team effort.
588
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,810
So, there was no teleporting.
589
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:11,726
Just a couple of douche bags
doing a Scream thing.
590
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:14,923
Wait, I know who you are.
591
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,686
You're the busboy from the diner.
592
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,880
So, what, you just wanted
to kill your boss?
593
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,085
Trey was a dick.
594
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,601
And what about Casey?
What did she do?
595
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,331
She wouldn't go out with me,
so I set her up
596
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,689
with someone else...
My knife.
597
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,603
(BOTH LAUGHING)
598
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:37,286
Good one, Rog.
599
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,727
I see the sheriff
didn't make it out of town.
600
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:43,441
Well, he really should
have given me
601
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:44,601
the time off I asked for.
602
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:48,600
- So, you killed him?
- I didn't kill anyone.
603
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,251
Roger did.
604
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:51,771
He's the psycho.
605
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,283
I'm the visionary.
606
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,771
I don't blame you
for underestimating me.
607
00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:59,690
Everybody does.
608
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,043
Fancy Fed, coming in here,
609
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,720
treating me like a paper monkey
from the get-go.
610
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,927
But I was Thinman the whole time.
611
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,921
Do you have any idea
how good that felt?
612
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,682
No, sicko,
I can't say that I do.
613
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:17,600
Yeah, pretty boy doesn't know
614
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,881
what it's like to feel invisible.
615
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,484
To grow up in a town of
300 people and nobody sees you.
616
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,529
They didn't see us.
617
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,800
So, how did you two meet?
618
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:34,171
- Wackjob.com?
- (CHUCKLES) No.
619
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,401
Just a couple of schmoes
in an empty bar.
620
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,008
We hit it off.
Turns out me and Rog...
621
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,328
...we're both total
conspiracy-theory junkies.
622
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,120
And then we found Thinman,
and, barn,
623
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,283
we blew up all over
the message boards.
624
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:49,603
So, what is this, then?
Some sort of a twisted cosplay?
625
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:50,961
Cosreal.
626
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,050
You know,
blogging was fun, but...
627
00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:55,049
But, let me guess,
you wanted something more.
628
00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:56,765
You realize
what you two jackasses
629
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,884
are doing
doesn't make you Thinman.
630
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:02,524
It makes you copycat killers.
631
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,850
It makes me Thinman.
632
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,371
And you're not
telling anyone I'm not...
633
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,646
...'cause you'll be too dead to talk.
634
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:15,845
Show time.
635
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,644
You two are lucky ducks.
636
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,809
You're the stars
of our best video yet.
637
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:22,765
And when it goes viral...
638
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,202
...everyone will know Thinman's real.
639
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,968
And... Action!
640
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,288
- SAM: Wait, no, no, no. Don't!
- (BANGING)
641
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:56,851
Harry...
642
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:13,965
(GRUNTING)
643
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:18,648
Oh, he got me!
He got me back!
644
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,762
It's Scooby-Doo time, douche bag.
645
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,089
Take off the mask.
646
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:27,285
I know you're not Thinman.
You're just a "me-me".
647
00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:29,370
Ed, it's pronounced meme.
648
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,683
- It's spelled m-e-m-e, though.
- The second "e" is silent. Yeah.
649
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:39,609
You're a me-me. A man-meme,
and I invented you.
650
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:44,850
Good to know.
651
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:46,567
Oh, sh...
652
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,923
I'm a lover of the classics, Ed.
653
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,565
And what we have here
is a Frankenstein situation.
654
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,289
I mean, wow, the creator.
655
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,485
I mean, we were
gonna let one of you guys
656
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,371
live to tell our story
but now...
657
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:05,763
...once you two are dead,
there'll be no proof
658
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,406
that Thinman was your brainchild.
659
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:20,890
(STRAINING)
660
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,006
No.
661
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:38,844
Wait, no! No! No!
662
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,447
No, look. Look at me.
This is all my fault.
663
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,287
Okay?
It's all my fault.
664
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,564
I got enough bullets for both of you.
665
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:47,966
(GUNSHOT)
666
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,520
- So, are we good in there?
- Yeah.
667
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,611
With the Thinman footage
and the way I set the bodies,
668
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,211
there should be enough
breadcrumbs to make it look
669
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:28,046
like those two psychos
offed each other.
670
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,721
They were just people, man.
671
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:35,366
They weren't demons.
They weren't monsters.
672
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:40,646
They... were just frickin' people.
673
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:44,888
Yeah, well, like I said,
people are sick.
674
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:50,251
So... Are we cool?
675
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,242
I don't think we ever will be.
676
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,287
I mean, you know,
we made it right.
677
00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:02,290
We beat the guys.
678
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,086
This could be our shot to start
the old Ghostfacers again.
679
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,283
I came here with you to finish
this thing with Thinman.
680
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:10,051
I wasn't just
closing a chapter, Ed.
681
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,250
It was the whole dang book.
682
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:13,760
But you saved my life back there.
683
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,451
- I killed a guy, Ed.
- He was a bad guy, Harry.
684
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:18,285
He was a guy, Ed.
685
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,568
Too many people have died
'cause of your crap.
686
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,371
I've done all this crap for us.
687
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:25,210
I don't know why
you don't see that.
688
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,770
No.
No.
689
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,250
You did this for you.
690
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,771
Ed, there's a lot of things
I can forgive...
691
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,491
...but this isn't one of them.
692
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,848
So what does this mean about us?
693
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,082
It means...
694
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,282
It's complicated.
695
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,851
Can I get a ride from you guys?
696
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:13,690
Yeah, sure.
697
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,684
(CAR DOORS OPENING)
698
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:25,970
(ENGINE STARTING)
699
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:58,046
Harry, you okay?
700
00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:00,324
HARRY: Yeah.
701
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:03,411
I mean, no.
702
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:05,721
You roll with a guy so many years,
703
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,008
you start to think he's always
gonna be next to you.
704
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,565
Like, when you're old and
you're drinking on the porch,
705
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,764
he'll be in
that other rocking chair.
706
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:16,641
And then something happens,
707
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:22,847
and you realize that other chair
has gone empty.
708
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,246
You know what I mean?
709
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,042
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