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Narrator: Coming up, what the
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cluck is up with murr?
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Something wrong with you,
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buddy.
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Narrator: Will Joe be caught
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in the crosshairs?
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She looks like
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pippi longstocking!
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Narrator: And which three
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jokers are under the gun in
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tonight's first ever permanent
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punishment?
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Prepare for something
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amazing.
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Hey, mustache, what's up?
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I want my mommy!
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I will never forgive you!
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Larry!
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Today we're security guards
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at nucare pharmacy.
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And while we're on watch,
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we're gonna have to do and say
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whatever the other guys tell us
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to.
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And if you refuse any of it,
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you lose.
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You got a receipt for these?
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You'll never catch me!
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What's up with your Turkey
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sandwich?
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That's not mine.
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That's my Turkey sandwich.
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What's up with your Turkey
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sandwich?
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So, you have a Turkey
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sandwich, a soup, a snapple, and
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a computer on the community
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thing.
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The community table.
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You know right now... the
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look on your face just realized
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that you're an
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sal, this guy's not allowed in
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the store until he knows the
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password.
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Excuse me, sir.
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To go in the store today, we
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need you to know the password.
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The password is "nipple."
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Just give clues till he gets it.
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Uh, sometimes women have nice
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ones.
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Okay. Close. Close.
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But it's actually part of the
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titty.
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Yes. Yeah.
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Sal, get pissed this guy's
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not standing up straight.
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It offends you personally.
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Excuse me.
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Come on. Stand up straight.
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You know? Yeah.
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He stood up straight!
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Ohh!
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Sal, this guy's slouching.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Stand up straight.
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Stand up straight?
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Yeah, yeah. Thank you.
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This better?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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Sal, the next few people who
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come into the store... warn them
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that there is a rogue
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heterosexual loose in the store.
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Excuse me, sir.
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I just wanted to let you know,
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if you're walking around,
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there's a rogue heterosexual
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loose in the store.
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It's a heterosexual that's gone
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rogue.
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He's loose in the aisles.
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This woman needs to know
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about the rogue heterosexual.
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There is a rogue heterosexual
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loose.
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A heterosexual has gone rogue.
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He's loose in the aisles.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Well, just... he can be
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anywhere.
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He's rogue.
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Get her attention.
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Psst. Psst.
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It's him.
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It's him.
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It's her.
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It's her. It's her.
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Ohh. Ohh.
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Joe, what would you do if
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someone held up the store right
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now?
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I'd probably give a chop.
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I would probably chop high to
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the throat.
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Show off the moves you'd do
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to protect the store.
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Keep going.
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Keep going.
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Hadoo!
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They're all looking.
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They're all looking.
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Hah! Hah! Hah!
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I'm a security guard.
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See?
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Pwah! Pwah!
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Cha! Hapiyah!
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Shah!
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Oh, yeah. Thanks for shopping.
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You're welcome.
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Joe, help this lady with the
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door.
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Oh.
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Whip the jacket off.
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Hand it to her.
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Go, "I can't do this anymore."
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I can't do this anymore.
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You're... you're in charge.
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Come back in and steal
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something now.
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There goes security!
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Q, today your name is
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security guard Tony gunk.
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Ah, the gunk!
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Expert extraordinaire!
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Tony gunk's on the case.
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Gunk, the last time we put
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you on a case, you destroyed
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half the city!
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Ah, this girl looks like
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she's up to something.
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Get to the bottom of it, gunk!
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Q, you can't say, "come on"
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enough.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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We have... we have cameras.
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Come on.
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Knock, knock.
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Come on.
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I got eyeballs.
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I-I know what's going on.
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Come on. Eggs?
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Come on. Come on!
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Come on. Come on.
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Come on. Come on!
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Come on.
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Q, get this guy.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Didn't we used to be lovers?
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Didn't we, uh...
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Didn't we... didn't we...
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Didn't we used to...
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Didn't we, uh...
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Didn't we used to... Be...
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Lovers?
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All right, man!
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Hello. Welcome to nucare.
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Really doing a bang-up job
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out there, murr.
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Got my Fanny pack on.
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He's giving you
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you don't take that!
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This is part of my uniform.
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I wear a Fanny pack.
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You don't like it?
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Mutter.
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Mutter under your breath.
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Scalawag.
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You know what's funny?
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My friends call me a douche bag.
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I don't know what that is.
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What is a douche bag?
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I actually don't know what a
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douche bag is.
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All: Ohhhhhh!
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Murr, don't take that guff
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from him.
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Arrest him!
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You're under arrest, sir.
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You're under arrest.
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You got a strong arm.
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Challenge him to an
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arm-wrestle.
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I bet you $20 that I can beat
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you in an arm-wrestle.
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Start making chicken noises
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and clucking like a chicken in a
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circle.
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That's it.
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Something's fishy about
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this guy.
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Yeah.
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Smell him.
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What?
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No. Just...
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what the hell's
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wrong with you?
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Say, "I figured out what
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smells in here."
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I figured out what stinks in
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here.
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It's your
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it's your
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It just came out.
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It just came
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out!
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Man! Man!
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I'm gonna die!
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I'm gonna die!
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Oh, my god.
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I never fall down!
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I fell down like a sack of
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Narrator: No one did the
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crime, so no one's doing the
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time on the loser board.
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Boom!
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It's time for the rematch!
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Today we're going head-to-head,
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tournament-style, clipping
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balloons onto unsuspecting
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shoppers.
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We'll be taking turns
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attaching balloons and trying
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not to get caught.
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Whoever attaches the most
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amount of balloons without
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getting caught moves on to the
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next round.
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Let's do this!
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What?!
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The gladiators have entered
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the arena.
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I'm using my belly to block
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the balloon.
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Look at it... no balloon,
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balloon!
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What an advantage.
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Here we go.
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Look at sal.
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Oh.
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Both: Ohhh!
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Joe gatto on the move!
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Joe got it!
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Joe got it!
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It's on sal!
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Look at this!
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Oh, this is tense.
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Sal got it!
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Sal got it! Go, Joe!
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Oh, my god!
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He's got four!
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How did he do this?!
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Aaaah!
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Ohhhh!
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Oh-ho!
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Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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Whoa!
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Brilliant move, Joe.
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Holy
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do it, sal. Do it.
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You'll be my hero!
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Oh, my god!
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Aah! Aaaaaaaah!
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Ah-ha-ha-ha!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Joe, let go!
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Ohh! Ohh!
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Ohhhhh!
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I'm sorry.
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You stopped walking.
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Oh, my god!
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Well done, sal.
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Damn it!
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Tie game, 1-1.
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It's anybody's balloon game.
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He's going for the
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sunglasses!
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Get out!
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Ohh!
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Ohh!
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Oh, she didn't see sal.
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00:10:44,921 --> 00:10:46,320
Joe, it's your turn.
298
00:10:46,321 --> 00:10:47,088
Wait.
299
00:10:47,089 --> 00:10:48,820
Joe sees the opportunity.
300
00:10:48,821 --> 00:10:50,721
They're coming on Monday.
301
00:10:51,988 --> 00:10:55,354
Oh, Joe!
302
00:10:59,421 --> 00:11:00,620
Come on, baby!
303
00:11:00,621 --> 00:11:01,887
Oh, here we go.
304
00:11:01,888 --> 00:11:02,920
Oh, my god.
305
00:11:02,921 --> 00:11:03,821
Oh, my god.
306
00:11:03,822 --> 00:11:05,621
Go, go, go!
307
00:11:06,821 --> 00:11:08,488
Dude!
308
00:11:14,488 --> 00:11:17,120
Ha ha! She saw you!
309
00:11:17,121 --> 00:11:19,253
You got it! Boom!
310
00:11:19,254 --> 00:11:20,654
What the hell?
311
00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:27,821
Ready?
312
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:28,821
Yeah. Let's do it.
313
00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:29,754
All right, boys.
314
00:11:29,754 --> 00:11:30,321
Here we go.
315
00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:31,420
Murray's up.
316
00:11:31,421 --> 00:11:32,421
Here we go!
317
00:11:32,421 --> 00:11:33,388
Here we go!
318
00:11:33,389 --> 00:11:35,320
Hey, what's that shirt?
319
00:11:35,321 --> 00:11:36,753
What is that shirt?
320
00:11:36,754 --> 00:11:38,787
Oh, cool! Cool!
321
00:11:38,788 --> 00:11:39,920
Both: Ohhhhhhhh!
322
00:11:39,921 --> 00:11:40,621
Nice!
323
00:11:40,622 --> 00:11:44,953
Defense wins games!
324
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,187
I always wanted to visit
325
00:11:46,188 --> 00:11:47,188
Korea, though.
326
00:11:49,088 --> 00:11:50,220
Killing him with
327
00:11:50,221 --> 00:11:51,121
conversation.
328
00:11:51,121 --> 00:11:51,654
Wow!
329
00:11:51,655 --> 00:11:53,620
Do you recommend a specific
330
00:11:53,621 --> 00:11:55,621
airline when flying to Korea?
331
00:11:58,154 --> 00:11:58,821
It's a wash.
332
00:11:58,821 --> 00:11:59,588
You're still in play.
333
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:00,388
You're still in play.
334
00:12:00,389 --> 00:12:01,953
Whew!
335
00:12:01,954 --> 00:12:07,120
Here we go, boys.
336
00:12:07,121 --> 00:12:08,121
Ah-choo!
337
00:12:09,388 --> 00:12:11,820
Ohh! It's on!
338
00:12:11,821 --> 00:12:15,887
Here we go.
339
00:12:15,888 --> 00:12:17,120
Is he gonna get it?
340
00:12:17,121 --> 00:12:18,753
He's doing balloon to balloon.
341
00:12:18,754 --> 00:12:20,454
This has never been done before!
342
00:12:21,621 --> 00:12:23,453
Yeah! Ha ha ha!
343
00:12:23,454 --> 00:12:25,153
He's got it! Murr's up!
344
00:12:25,154 --> 00:12:26,188
Yes. Okay.
345
00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:37,287
Holy
346
00:12:37,288 --> 00:12:41,154
this is a real nail-biter.
347
00:12:41,754 --> 00:12:42,521
Oh, my god.
348
00:12:42,522 --> 00:12:43,820
Dude, you better hurry up.
349
00:12:43,821 --> 00:12:45,087
She's leaving the aisle.
350
00:12:45,088 --> 00:12:46,253
She's leaving the aisle.
351
00:12:46,254 --> 00:12:47,254
She's gone!
352
00:12:49,921 --> 00:12:51,387
It's best 2 out of 3, fellas,
353
00:12:51,388 --> 00:12:52,553
so, q, you live to balloon
354
00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:53,188
another day.
355
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:58,088
Yeah.
356
00:12:58,721 --> 00:12:59,588
Murray's in!
357
00:12:59,589 --> 00:13:01,087
And that guy is taking off!
358
00:13:01,088 --> 00:13:02,088
He's taking off!
359
00:13:02,089 --> 00:13:03,387
Oh, my god.
360
00:13:03,388 --> 00:13:05,087
Q better move fast.
361
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:06,687
Q better move fast.
362
00:13:06,688 --> 00:13:08,353
Q better move fast!
363
00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:11,388
Ohhhhhh!
364
00:13:12,754 --> 00:13:14,520
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!
365
00:13:14,521 --> 00:13:16,354
He took it off!
366
00:13:17,154 --> 00:13:17,888
Whoa!
367
00:13:17,889 --> 00:13:19,287
A classic reversal!
368
00:13:19,288 --> 00:13:20,188
That counts?!
369
00:13:20,188 --> 00:13:20,854
Hold on!
370
00:13:20,855 --> 00:13:22,187
Let me check the rulebook!
371
00:13:22,188 --> 00:13:22,921
It's allowed!
372
00:13:22,921 --> 00:13:23,921
It's a win!
373
00:13:24,354 --> 00:13:25,654
That's allowed?!
374
00:13:28,221 --> 00:13:29,653
We're all tied up, bitches.
375
00:13:29,654 --> 00:13:31,653
All right. Here goes q.
376
00:13:31,654 --> 00:13:32,920
Q's got a clip.
377
00:13:32,921 --> 00:13:33,921
Ohh! Ohh!
378
00:13:34,254 --> 00:13:34,988
That's one!
379
00:13:34,989 --> 00:13:38,187
Both: That's good for one!
380
00:13:38,188 --> 00:13:39,753
Ohhhhhhhh!
381
00:13:39,754 --> 00:13:40,754
Two.
382
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,221
Both: Ohhhhhh!
383
00:13:45,254 --> 00:13:46,121
She pointed you out!
384
00:13:46,121 --> 00:13:46,788
Oh, I'm sorry.
385
00:13:46,788 --> 00:13:47,354
What happened?
386
00:13:47,355 --> 00:13:48,387
This guy put a balloon on you
387
00:13:48,388 --> 00:13:49,254
and she caught him, so,
388
00:13:49,254 --> 00:13:50,221
technically, he got caught?
389
00:13:50,222 --> 00:13:51,421
Yeah!
390
00:13:53,088 --> 00:13:54,253
Thanks for nothin', lady!
391
00:13:54,254 --> 00:13:55,587
Well, my work here is done.
392
00:13:55,588 --> 00:13:56,953
I'll see you in the championship
393
00:13:56,954 --> 00:13:57,954
rounds.
394
00:14:00,488 --> 00:14:01,254
This is it.
395
00:14:01,254 --> 00:14:02,188
Sudden death.
396
00:14:02,188 --> 00:14:02,921
Sudden death.
397
00:14:02,922 --> 00:14:04,187
Let the best man win.
398
00:14:04,188 --> 00:14:05,653
Oh, wait... that might be you.
399
00:14:05,654 --> 00:14:06,887
Let the fattest man win.
400
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:07,321
Wait.
401
00:14:07,322 --> 00:14:08,654
Well, that might be me.
402
00:14:16,354 --> 00:14:17,254
Ohhhhhh!
403
00:14:17,254 --> 00:14:18,088
It's on!
404
00:14:18,089 --> 00:14:20,220
And the championship round has
405
00:14:20,221 --> 00:14:20,921
begun!
406
00:14:20,922 --> 00:14:22,520
How doesn't she know this?!
407
00:14:22,521 --> 00:14:24,353
It's on her hair!
408
00:14:24,354 --> 00:14:28,454
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
409
00:14:29,321 --> 00:14:30,353
Come back!
410
00:14:30,354 --> 00:14:31,121
Ohhhhhh!
411
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:31,921
Ohhhhhh!
412
00:14:31,922 --> 00:14:33,520
She's got pigtails!
413
00:14:33,521 --> 00:14:34,620
She looks like
414
00:14:34,621 --> 00:14:35,853
pippi longstocking!
415
00:14:35,854 --> 00:14:36,821
Oh, my god!
416
00:14:36,822 --> 00:14:38,821
Oh, my god!
417
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,721
Oh, my god!
418
00:14:46,788 --> 00:14:48,987
Aaah!
419
00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:51,187
Who do you think did it?
420
00:14:51,188 --> 00:14:52,453
Aaaaah!
421
00:14:52,454 --> 00:14:53,121
Continue.
422
00:14:53,122 --> 00:14:56,388
This is it... sudden death.
423
00:14:58,354 --> 00:14:59,354
Ohh!
424
00:15:00,688 --> 00:15:02,687
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
425
00:15:02,688 --> 00:15:04,721
He didn't notice.
426
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:14,321
He's like, "I'm never wearing
427
00:15:14,322 --> 00:15:17,787
this shirt again."
428
00:15:17,788 --> 00:15:19,821
Ohhh.
429
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:22,521
Wow!
430
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:23,720
Oh, my god!
431
00:15:23,721 --> 00:15:25,087
He's gonna notice it again.
432
00:15:25,088 --> 00:15:26,453
It's so funny he's not looking
433
00:15:26,454 --> 00:15:27,620
around to see who did it.
434
00:15:27,621 --> 00:15:28,920
He's just like, "why does my
435
00:15:28,921 --> 00:15:30,254
shirt keep doing this to me?"
436
00:15:31,654 --> 00:15:32,887
Oh, man.
437
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:37,488
Now he's on the lookout, baby.
438
00:15:39,221 --> 00:15:43,153
Oh, my god!
439
00:15:43,154 --> 00:15:44,288
Now you're caught!
440
00:15:44,321 --> 00:15:45,587
Now you're caught!
441
00:15:45,588 --> 00:15:47,687
We got a game going, and I
442
00:15:47,688 --> 00:15:48,588
just lost.
443
00:15:48,589 --> 00:15:49,853
All around, guys, that was a
444
00:15:49,854 --> 00:15:50,288
battle.
445
00:15:50,288 --> 00:15:51,288
Nice work, buddy.
446
00:15:51,289 --> 00:15:52,620
Well, you know you gave a
447
00:15:52,621 --> 00:15:53,088
battle.
448
00:15:53,089 --> 00:15:54,121
I did what I could.
449
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,820
Ohh! What is he doing?!
450
00:15:57,821 --> 00:16:00,520
He's taking it upon himself to
451
00:16:00,521 --> 00:16:02,388
do it to a stranger!
452
00:16:07,721 --> 00:16:10,753
He did it! He did it!
453
00:16:10,754 --> 00:16:11,987
What is that guy's name?
454
00:16:11,988 --> 00:16:13,153
He's the new champion!
455
00:16:13,154 --> 00:16:14,287
You're the new champion!
456
00:16:14,288 --> 00:16:15,454
Coach David is the new champ!
457
00:16:17,088 --> 00:16:18,487
Narrator: Q, murr, and sal
458
00:16:18,488 --> 00:16:19,987
went down like lead balloons, so
459
00:16:19,988 --> 00:16:21,220
it's time for a three-way
460
00:16:21,221 --> 00:16:23,920
punishment.
461
00:16:23,921 --> 00:16:25,087
We're at east side ink,
462
00:16:25,088 --> 00:16:26,453
getting tattoos for the losers!
463
00:16:26,454 --> 00:16:27,820
This is the first punishment
464
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:28,688
that is permanent.
465
00:16:28,689 --> 00:16:29,987
When it's up to me, that's
466
00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:30,954
where my mind goes...
467
00:16:30,955 --> 00:16:31,987
Permanent punishments.
468
00:16:31,988 --> 00:16:33,287
Are you gonna tell us what
469
00:16:33,288 --> 00:16:34,520
tattoos we're getting first?
470
00:16:34,521 --> 00:16:35,688
Yes, after you get them!
471
00:16:36,321 --> 00:16:37,288
I don't like that.
472
00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:38,453
You're not comforting me by
473
00:16:38,454 --> 00:16:39,088
saying that.
474
00:16:39,088 --> 00:16:39,721
A tattoo is a personal
475
00:16:39,721 --> 00:16:40,454
thing.
476
00:16:40,455 --> 00:16:41,620
It's a very... you have to
477
00:16:41,621 --> 00:16:42,154
choose it.
478
00:16:42,154 --> 00:16:42,888
Don't worry.
479
00:16:42,889 --> 00:16:44,253
I chose it for you based on your
480
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:44,954
personalities.
481
00:16:44,955 --> 00:16:46,253
I need it in a spot that's
482
00:16:46,254 --> 00:16:47,520
not gonna be seen by my mom.
483
00:16:47,521 --> 00:16:48,553
How 'bout national
484
00:16:48,554 --> 00:16:49,154
television?
485
00:16:49,154 --> 00:16:50,154
All right, fellas.
486
00:16:50,155 --> 00:16:51,221
It's time to get inked.
487
00:16:56,254 --> 00:16:57,987
We're gonna go right here,
488
00:16:57,988 --> 00:16:59,387
right on the ham hock.
489
00:16:59,388 --> 00:17:00,288
Oh
490
00:17:00,289 --> 00:17:01,788
All right. Are you ready?
491
00:17:06,621 --> 00:17:08,087
Is this the first time you've
492
00:17:08,088 --> 00:17:08,888
gotten one sober?
493
00:17:08,889 --> 00:17:10,088
Who said I'm sober?
494
00:17:14,254 --> 00:17:15,921
Wow. That hurts.
495
00:17:18,654 --> 00:17:20,387
I can't believe this is
496
00:17:20,388 --> 00:17:21,221
happening.
497
00:17:21,222 --> 00:17:23,187
Oh, man. What a nightmare.
498
00:17:23,188 --> 00:17:24,720
The worst part is not knowing
499
00:17:24,721 --> 00:17:25,721
what's going on me.
500
00:17:25,722 --> 00:17:27,253
Can I look at this thing yet?
501
00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:28,387
Look at what thing?
502
00:17:28,388 --> 00:17:29,188
The tattoo.
503
00:17:29,188 --> 00:17:30,088
What tattoo?
504
00:17:30,089 --> 00:17:31,287
How big is this thing?!
505
00:17:31,288 --> 00:17:32,853
Dude, where the did
506
00:17:32,854 --> 00:17:33,654
you get that?
507
00:17:33,655 --> 00:17:35,087
I'm just enjoying myself.
508
00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:36,487
It's a beautiful day here.
509
00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:37,720
It's a beautiful day in
510
00:17:37,721 --> 00:17:38,853
east side ink.
511
00:17:38,854 --> 00:17:40,520
You're a stupid ass.
512
00:17:40,521 --> 00:17:43,353
You're a
513
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:44,820
are we excited?!
514
00:17:44,821 --> 00:17:46,087
I'm so excited!
515
00:17:46,088 --> 00:17:46,688
All right.
516
00:17:46,688 --> 00:17:47,654
Wait, wait, wait.
517
00:17:47,655 --> 00:17:48,820
Wait, wait. Are you ready?
518
00:17:48,821 --> 00:17:49,821
Quinn, are you ready?
519
00:17:49,822 --> 00:17:51,120
I just want to get it over
520
00:17:51,121 --> 00:17:51,521
with.
521
00:17:51,522 --> 00:17:53,087
I'm not even ready for yours!
522
00:17:53,088 --> 00:17:53,754
Here we go!
523
00:17:53,755 --> 00:17:59,088
Take it off!
524
00:17:59,554 --> 00:18:01,920
It's so hard to pull this off!
525
00:18:01,921 --> 00:18:03,653
Take it off!
526
00:18:03,654 --> 00:18:05,353
"38, lives alone,
527
00:18:05,354 --> 00:18:06,554
has 3 cats."
528
00:18:10,821 --> 00:18:12,253
It's like a biography!
529
00:18:12,254 --> 00:18:14,187
You basically got a tattoo that
530
00:18:14,188 --> 00:18:15,488
brands you a loser.
531
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,087
I'm only gonna be 38 for
532
00:18:18,088 --> 00:18:19,621
another two months!
533
00:18:20,754 --> 00:18:21,754
You think that's bad?
534
00:18:21,754 --> 00:18:22,288
You're up.
535
00:18:22,288 --> 00:18:22,888
All right.
536
00:18:22,888 --> 00:18:23,821
Let's see what we got.
537
00:18:23,822 --> 00:18:24,953
This is your first tattoo
538
00:18:24,954 --> 00:18:25,954
ever.
539
00:18:25,954 --> 00:18:26,954
Here we go, murr.
540
00:18:26,955 --> 00:18:29,754
1, 2, 3.
541
00:18:32,421 --> 00:18:34,621
It's a ferret skydiving!
542
00:18:39,488 --> 00:18:41,453
Come on, man!
543
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,221
Oh, my god.
544
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,553
Look. It's screaming like a
545
00:18:43,554 --> 00:18:44,821
bitch, just like you did.
546
00:18:46,554 --> 00:18:47,587
In case you guys missed it at
547
00:18:47,588 --> 00:18:48,321
home, let's put up a
548
00:18:48,321 --> 00:18:49,188
side-by-side real quick.
549
00:18:49,188 --> 00:18:49,788
Aaah!
550
00:18:49,789 --> 00:18:51,253
That's what Murray looks
551
00:18:51,254 --> 00:18:52,254
like, right?
552
00:18:52,854 --> 00:18:54,453
It's a ferret cry-diving.
553
00:18:54,454 --> 00:18:56,353
I don't look like a
554
00:18:56,354 --> 00:18:57,354
ferret!
555
00:18:58,221 --> 00:18:58,921
All right, sal.
556
00:18:58,921 --> 00:18:59,921
You're up.
557
00:19:05,388 --> 00:19:06,420
Like a band-aid, buddy.
558
00:19:06,421 --> 00:19:07,088
Pull it off.
559
00:19:07,089 --> 00:19:09,621
3, 2, 1.
560
00:19:17,121 --> 00:19:17,921
Oh, my god!
561
00:19:17,922 --> 00:19:19,087
Is that Jaden Smith?!
562
00:19:19,088 --> 00:19:20,453
Wow!
563
00:19:20,454 --> 00:19:21,321
That's not real!
564
00:19:21,321 --> 00:19:22,121
That's not real!
565
00:19:22,121 --> 00:19:22,821
That's a joke!
566
00:19:22,822 --> 00:19:24,120
What the does that have
567
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:25,121
to do with me?!
568
00:19:28,554 --> 00:19:29,754
It's funny.
569
00:19:31,088 --> 00:19:32,088
Why is mine 100 times worse
570
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:32,521
than theirs?
571
00:19:32,521 --> 00:19:33,488
I don't know if it's worse.
572
00:19:33,488 --> 00:19:34,388
His is bad. He's got a cat.
573
00:19:34,388 --> 00:19:35,321
You!
574
00:19:35,322 --> 00:19:37,120
You put will Smith's son
575
00:19:37,121 --> 00:19:38,353
on my thing!
576
00:19:38,354 --> 00:19:39,953
Why would you do that to me?!
577
00:19:39,954 --> 00:19:41,553
I'm your best friend,
578
00:19:41,554 --> 00:19:42,254
you dope!
579
00:19:42,254 --> 00:19:42,854
Oh, my god!
580
00:19:42,854 --> 00:19:43,754
I can't believe this!
581
00:19:43,755 --> 00:19:45,087
This is gonna change our whole
582
00:19:45,088 --> 00:19:45,621
friendship.
583
00:19:45,622 --> 00:19:46,853
This is gonna change our whole
584
00:19:46,854 --> 00:19:48,187
entire friendship from this day
585
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:48,621
forward!
586
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,187
Hey, Jaden Smith cannot come
587
00:19:50,188 --> 00:19:50,921
between us.
588
00:19:50,922 --> 00:19:52,520
He's in between us right now.
589
00:19:52,521 --> 00:19:54,120
Dude, why doesn't he have Willow
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and he has Jada?
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Why wouldn't you just give us
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all the smiths?!
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How are you gonna live with
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this for the rest of your life?!
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If I were you, I wouldn't go
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to prison.
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Don't ever get arrested.
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Calling all cars!
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Calling all cars!
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There's a white male, 6 feet
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tall, 220 pounds, has a
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Jaden Smith tattoo!34719
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