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Happy birthday.

Thanks.

Happy birthday to you too.

God, I feel like it's been forever since we got to do this.

I know, seriously.

It's been like three years?

Yeah.

Yeah, I think it has been three years.

A little Chinese restaurant downtown.

That's right.

God, how do you remember that?

I remember a lot of things about you, Ellie.

God, so how's life been?

Got anybody special in it?

Life's good.

Life's good.

Um, no.

No, not yet.

Just kind of hanging out, waiting for the right person.

I get that.

I really thought the last one was going to be it for a bit.

And, uh, well, evidently not.

Here we are.

30 and single, still.

Here we are.

30 and single.

Look at you.

You live in a house like this.

Nah, it's nothing.

You should see some of the places I visit.

For business or for pleasure?

Whatever.

Whatever I decide.

Whenever I decide it, really.

It's, uh, the perks of being self-employed.

God, that's gotta be so nice.

Corporate does not give you that.

I can only imagine.

But, I'm not here to talk about work.

Yes.

I am here to celebrate this milestone.

Our 30th with you.

30th.

What a milestone it is, too, really.

It really is such a big year.

Okay.

Yeah.

It is a big year.

You know, maybe we should, uh, maybe take some

steps to move forward on the promise we made.

Promise?

That's a good one.

I...

I'm not sure what we're talking about.

Well, then, let me, uh, let me enlighten you.

Um, ten years ago, we were setting at our birthday party just like this,

sitting down having dinner, and we both made a promise to each other that if we

were both single on our 30th birthday, that we would get married.

We made a pinky promise.

Do you remember now?

Oh.

That... promise.

It was just a pinky swear.

Um... Look.

I am flattered that you're still interested.

But when I made that promise, it was just my way of turning you down gently,

because I didn't feel the same way, and I really didn't even think you'd remember it.

I'm sorry.

You're not actually thinking about breaking your promise, are you?

I mean, it was just a pinky swear.

Just a pinky swear.

But you made the promise.

And a person that makes a promise should honor that promise.

I mean, come on.

That was years ago in college.

I mean, honest, I didn't even think you'd take it so seriously.

I thought you were a woman of the word.

Look, I have done everything to make sure that I was in this position.

I built this business.

I made sure I was single by the time I was 30, and

I made sure you were single by the time you were...

What was that last part?

Never mind.

Never mind.

What were you gonna say?

It's not important.

Well, I disagree, Lance.

What did you just say?

Hello?

Okay, fine.

For the last 10 years, I've been secretly convincing your boyfriends to leave you.

So that way you'd be single by the time you were 30.

Convincing?

What do you mean, convincing?

Well... Kevin.

Kevin, I...

I offered him a new house, and he accepted.

Dave.

Dave wanted to go to the city and couldn't afford it, so I helped him get to the city.

And Gary, he wanted a business abroad, and I helped him get the business abroad.

Look, none of them...

None of them loved you.

Clearly, they accepted it.

They chose money over you.

I would never do that.

Don't you see, Ellie?

I could give you everything.

I could provide all the things that they could not.

I could truly make you happy.

How dare you talk to me about making me happy?

This is sick!

You've been ruining my relationships and sabotaging my life.

What the hell is wrong with you?

You just don't get it.

You don't get it.

I can give you everything.

Those other guys couldn't.

I know what's best for you.

Just think.

Never having to work again in your life.

Traveling the world with me.

I don't care about your money.

How could I ever be with someone like you?

Well, fine.

What if...

What if there was another way I could make you happy?

What if I could say that I could...

Please you better than any other man?

Did you just really bring up sex right now?

Yes, of course I brought up sex right now.

Intimacy is very important.

Especially with two people that are talking about getting married.

Look, how about...

How about we make a new promise?

New promises.

Why would I ever trust anything you have to say?

I want to hear it!

Fine, yeah.

I get it.

I get it.

But hear me out.

If I provide you the best sex of your life...

Right now...

We get married.

Or...

If it's not the best sex of your life...

Then you can go.

If...

I agree to this...

After we have sex... And I still...

Don't want to marry you.

That's it.

You will leave me alone...

And you will never mess with my life again.

Of course.

Well... like...

One step closer to the wedding ring.

Just remember a deal.

Oh, come on, I knew you were enjoying that.

You should just take it all off.

I think you can see it better on your knees.

What do you think?

It's big.

I've heard women call it the husband dick before.

Do you think that's a husband dick?

I guess we'll find out, huh?

Oh, that's the spirit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Hell, yes.

That's amazing.

Holy shit.

Oh, yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

You like cocked in your throat?

Mmm.

Mmm.

That's it.

That's it.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Maybe I could just call you wife the next time I'm having sex.

Does that sound good?

I don't know.

I'm just calling you Ellie.

I'm just calling you wife.

Oh, my God.

Mmm.

You know what?

You know what, wife?

Don't forget about the balls.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

That's right.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Yeah, that's right, stretch them out.

Yeah, stretch them out.

Yes.

Fuck.

Yes.

You're so fucking hot.

Yeah, kick on the cock.

Mmm.

Mmm.

I could get used to getting those for the rest of my life.

Oh, come on.

Don't roll your eyes.

No, you fucking like it.

That's it.

Fuck.

You should lay up on the table on your back.

Head right here.

I'm not done with that mouth yet.

Oh, that's the angle.

Oh, my.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

God damn it.

Oh, man.

I'm probably swallowing the whole fucking thing.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

I got you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Fucking you, your wife, material.

Oh, my God.

You're like, this ball's on your feet.

Oh, God.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmmmm, that's so annoying.

Want to look at those balls?

Yeah, you are.

Yeah, get him in there, stretch him out.

Yeah, that's it.

Oh, oh.

Oh, fuck it.

Mmmmm, you got a big mouth.

Definitely have a big mouth.

There you go, hold him in there.

See if he can get the fucking edge out.

Oh, too much.

Oh.

Oh, look at that, you got goosebumps.

Oh, my.

Oh, this is so wet.

Oh, if I didn't know, I would think you're enjoying this.

Are you?

No.

Are you enjoying this?

No.

We gotta do.

Why don't you give me a little show?

What am I not dressing?

Yeah, let's see you touch it.

See?

I'm not like other guys.

They're just eager to shove it in.

I want you to get used to it.

Feel it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, this is stretching out.

Oh, my God.

Gary wasn't this big, I presume.

Let's not talk about Gary.

Oh, my God.

Are you like a team?

You want it deeper?

I can tell you like it deep.

Yeah, that's it.

Let's see.

Oh, hello cervix.

Oh, god.

Oh, god.

Oh, god.

Oh.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Look at that pussy, he's sucking my...

Oh my God.

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh... Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Oh my God!

Oh my god.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

So deep enough.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You're going to feel my cock inside you for days.

You're going to fucking dream about it.

You're going to fucking dream about the cock on your dog.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my god.

Just right there.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I need you.

I'm so excited to fuck this pussy for the rest of my life.

But more importantly, make you happy.

I told you I could make you happy.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

God!

Yeah.

Cover my face and you know your pants fell.

This is what you wanted for someone.

Yeah.

What do you think?

The best sex of your life?

It... it wasn't... the best.

You're fucking lying.

You can always tell when you're lying.

Subs @Ricko Yuu.