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♪ There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation ♪

♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪

♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪

♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪

♪ Like maybe ♪

♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪

♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪

Hey!

♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

♪ Surfing tidal waves Creating nano-bots ♪

♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪

It's over here!

♪ Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent ♪

♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪

Phineas!

♪ As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪

♪ Before school starts this fall ♪

Come on, Perry!

♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪

♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪

Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

Thank you, Phineas.

In researching for my very first slumber party,

in which I am so excited to stay up past

my regular bedtime of 9:30 p.m...

- You'll never make it. - ...I present to you

the ultimate sleepover checklist.

Smoothies, a pillow fight, ice cream sundae bar,

- some mores-- - No, no, no, no, no, no.

You gotta have pranks, pranks calls, Prank Sinatra,

prank hand in warm water, stuff like that.

All right. I am not dealing with you guys tonight.

Stacy and Vanessa are on their way over,

and we're having our own sleepover with our own activities.

Besides, you already built your wacky doohickey,

- which you missed. - Huh?

So I am officially off doohickey duty.

- 'Sup. - I'm so glad you could come.

Me, too.

Well, my dad was also driving me nuts.

Hey, Vanessa! Vanessa! It's Jingle Bells. Listen.

Yeah, so glad to be here.

- Ooh, this looks fun. - You remember my brothers?

- Yeah. Hey, guys. - Hey.

Oh, don't talk to the tiny ones.

- Upstairs for some real fun. - Okay.

There's snacks in the sink and dishes in the fridge.

I'm just gonna have some chamomile tea which knocks me out.

So you guys have fun.

Gentlemen and lady, start your slumbers.

Hey, where's Perry?

Oh, there you are. Night, Perry.

Agent P, we're gonna need you to pull an all-night stakeout over at Doof's.

Where should I put the chips and dip, sir?

The only dip here is you, Carl.

Sorry, Agent P.

Tonight's the finale of Acquaintances.

♪ Acquaintances ♪

♪ They're really not that close ♪

Having a little watch party.

I'm so excited to find out what happens to Antonio

or that conventionally handsome Ryan.

Anyhoo, I'm sure you're seeing that giant megaphone

there on Doof's balcony.

He hasn't done anything with it all day, which is odd, as he--

Is this a stakeout, Perry the Platypus?

I see you. Just come up. We'll have a stake in.

Come on in. Come on up.

Oops. Bye.

Ah, Perry the Platypus.

Come on in, take a seat.

I'm just looking for the right channel.

Now that you're nice and comfy,

I can prattle on about my improbable pet peeve.

Every day, when I go downstairs to get my mail,

my neighbor Tyler is down there spoiling the ending

of every show to my other neighbors.

Then you find out he was faking his coma.

Hey! I haven't seen that episode yet.

And now he's getting a rep

as the most evil guy in our building,

a title that should that should rightly go to me.

It's my name on the sign. It's my name up there.

So it got me thinking. If he's the most evil

by spoiling things to people in the building,

what if I spoiled things to the entire Tri-State Area?

You see, tonight is the two-hour finale of a very popular show.

Acquaintances.

♪ Acquaintances ♪

♪ They mostly just make small talk ♪

Norm figured out how to get the Drusselsteinian VPN feed

so I can watch it early.

I'll find out the ending and then I'll go over to that giant megaphone

and yell out all the spoilers to everyone.

Who's the evil one now, Tyler?

I know what you're thinking. How am I,

a middle-aged man who's never made it

through an entire movie without falling asleep

and who also coincidentally just ate a full turkey dinner,

how am I going to stay awake for a two-hour show?

Well, well, behold the awakenator!

It will sense me dozing and zap me awake.

Settle in, the show's starting.

So, are you team Ryan or team Antonio?

Okay. First item on the checklist is to watch a scary movie.

Well, good thing we've got the ultimate movie watching experience.

Ferb vision.

I know earlier we built one of our most amazing inventions ever...

We were all here. You don't have to describe it.

You're right, but then Ferb threw this together before dinner.

It's a twofer.

Inside the climate-controlled dome

are comfy cantilevered seats

which react to what's going on in the movie.

- Baljeet! - I am awake! I am awake.

The best part,

the base is made entirely of kettle corn,

and it's constantly popping,

so you can catch it in midair.

Okay, grab your movie goggles, everyone.

I am so excited for some solid girl time with you guys tonight.

I thought we could enjoy this charcuterie board,

then play truth or dare,

then watch a movie on my laptop.

Uh, maybe don't look outside, Candace.

What? They're doing a twofer? Ugh, I'm getting Mom.

Come on, Candace. There's like a million other things

we could do tonight besides busting your brothers.

We could do anything. Well, anything but sleep.

♪ We could curl your hair Stay up and play truth or dare ♪

♪ Dress up in cloaks and monster masks ♪

♪ To give your brothers a scare ♪

♪ We can watch foreign dramas in our footie pajamas ♪

♪ There will be no counting sheep tonight ♪

Okay, but what about llamas?

♪ 'Cause there ain't no sleeping at a slumber party ♪

♪ We're up till the morning light ♪

♪ Because there ain't no sleeping at a slumber party ♪

♪ There ain't no sleeping tonight ♪

♪ The popcorn is popping ♪

♪ And the sound system's bopping ♪

Did you hear what Jeremy said?

Buford, stop eavesdropping.

♪ Playing light as a feather Perform a seance together ♪

Ooh, we can confess our deepest darkest secrets and emotions.

Or whatever.

♪ Because there ain't no sleeping at a slumber party ♪

♪ There ain't no sleeping tonight ♪

♪ There's so much at stake I gotta stay awake ♪

Ow! I'm just resting my eyes.

Come on, it's the commercial break.

♪ 'Cause at the end of the day ♪

♪ It's always taken away ♪

♪ Disappeared Gone out of sight ♪

♪ A second invention means a second chance ♪

♪ To bust the boys Gonna get it right ♪

♪ Get it right ♪

♪ Because there ain't no sleeping at a slumber party ♪

♪ We're up till the morning light ♪

♪ Because there ain't no sleeping at a slumber party ♪

That means I have all night.

To bust.

Wow, Candace,

you didn't really take anything away from that, did you?

Okay, sleep master general, it's 9:29.

Hand over the skin-safe nontoxic markers

so I can draw on your face when you fall asleep.

I am insulted.

I will have you know that I...

Knew it, prime for drawing.

Even better,

maybe I can borrow some makeup from Candace.

Okay, what did I miss? Anything spoily?

Antonio, how could you do that terrible thing I don't need to describe?

Wait. Who's this guy? Who's the guy with the mustache?

- Okay, Stacy, truth or dare? - Uh, truth.

What's the grossest thing that ever happened to you?

Ladies! I was looking for some makeup to prank Baljeet,

but I see now we're playing truth or dare.

Dare me anything. I only do dares.

- Get out! - Uh, wait! Not so fast.

Okay, Buford, I dare you

to dunk your head in the toilet.

That's how I style my hair.

- Think bigger. - Okay, how about go downstairs

and take a bite of Perry's food?

I already did that when I came in.

- Next! - I dare you to let me give you a makeover.

Fine, but I'm an autumn.

Uh, Vanessa, just give him some blush and get him out of here.

- Stacy! - Yo, Ferb!

Can that thing get the finale of Acquaintances?

♪ Acquaintances ♪

♪ They hang out at parties but they don't really have any idea ♪

♪ Of what's going on in each other's lives ♪

Indeed. But can you handle the 273K?

No! Don't encourage him.

Vanessa!

Buford, you look just like Queen Victoria.

Yeah, I'm pulling it off.

- Slay, Queenie! - That's it!

I'm putting an end to this and getting mom.

Candace, maybe it would be cool

if we could all have fun together.

Come on, Candace.

We dare you not to get your mom.

Well, if you can't beat them...

Join them in a high-def circular dome TV?

Mom!

Mom, wake up! Wake up, Mom!

Wow, that chamomile tea really does knock her out.

Well, pardon me, Your Majesty.

'Sup, chief?

Perry the Platypus!

How did you--

Why do I always use so much butter?

I'm so groggy. That turkey really packs a punch.

Mom, look outside!

Wake up!

Hey!

Ow! Oh, I am awake now.

Maybe if I get you outside...

Perry the Platypus!

How did you--

Mom, look.

You see that?

Candace, is this some kind of ridiculous Internet prank?

It's like a thousand o'clock.

But, but, but, but...

And why is your father having a full formal English tea

- with Buford? - Tea, Your Majesty?

Did you see the finale last night?

No, I fell asleep. I'll have to watch it tonight.

Antonio and Ryan found out they had a mutual acquaintance.

Curse you, Tyler the Spoiler.

♪ Tyler is Evil Incorporated ♪

No, we are not changing the jingle.