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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:04,086 ♪ There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation ♪ 2 00:00:04,087 --> 00:00:06,505 ♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪ 3 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:09,675 ♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪ 4 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:12,803 ♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪ 5 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:13,889 ♪ Like maybe ♪ 6 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,557 ♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪ 7 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,519 ♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪ 8 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:20,853 ♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪ 9 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:21,938 Hey! 10 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:23,815 ♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪ 11 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,151 ♪ Surfing tidal waves Creating nano-bots ♪ 12 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:28,945 ♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪ 13 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:30,029 It's over here! 14 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,573 ♪ Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent ♪ 15 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:34,408 ♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪ 16 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:35,493 Phineas! 17 00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:37,995 ♪ As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪ 18 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:39,580 ♪ Before school starts this fall ♪ 19 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:40,665 Come on, Perry! 20 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:45,837 ♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪ 21 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:50,968 ♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪ 22 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:54,888 Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! 23 00:00:57,975 --> 00:00:59,267 Thank you, Phineas. 24 00:00:59,268 --> 00:01:02,270 In researching for my very first slumber party, 25 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:04,063 in which I am so excited to stay up past 26 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,691 my regular bedtime of 9:30 p.m... 27 00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:08,818 - You'll never make it. - ...I present to you 28 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:11,154 the ultimate sleepover checklist. 29 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:14,407 Smoothies, a pillow fight, ice cream sundae bar, 30 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,325 - some mores-- - No, no, no, no, no, no. 31 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:19,829 You gotta have pranks, pranks calls, Prank Sinatra, 32 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:22,416 prank hand in warm water, stuff like that. 33 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:24,834 All right. I am not dealing with you guys tonight. 34 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:26,460 Stacy and Vanessa are on their way over, 35 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:29,840 and we're having our own sleepover with our own activities. 36 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:32,425 Besides, you already built your wacky doohickey, 37 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:33,718 - which you missed. - Huh? 38 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:36,429 So I am officially off doohickey duty. 39 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:40,725 - 'Sup. - I'm so glad you could come. 40 00:01:40,726 --> 00:01:41,809 Me, too. 41 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:44,146 Well, my dad was also driving me nuts. 42 00:01:45,147 --> 00:01:48,232 Hey, Vanessa! Vanessa! It's Jingle Bells. Listen. 43 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:53,070 Yeah, so glad to be here. 44 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:55,072 - Ooh, this looks fun. - You remember my brothers? 45 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:56,657 - Yeah. Hey, guys. - Hey. 46 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:58,242 Oh, don't talk to the tiny ones. 47 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:00,828 - Upstairs for some real fun. - Okay. 48 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:04,540 There's snacks in the sink and dishes in the fridge. 49 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:07,543 I'm just gonna have some chamomile tea which knocks me out. 50 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:08,837 So you guys have fun. 51 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:14,384 Gentlemen and lady, start your slumbers. 52 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:16,637 Hey, where's Perry? 53 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:19,055 Oh, there you are. Night, Perry. 54 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:34,195 Agent P, we're gonna need you to pull an all-night stakeout over at Doof's. 55 00:02:34,196 --> 00:02:36,238 Where should I put the chips and dip, sir? 56 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,324 The only dip here is you, Carl. 57 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:39,408 Sorry, Agent P. 58 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:41,952 Tonight's the finale of Acquaintances. 59 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:44,246 ♪ Acquaintances ♪ 60 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:46,874 ♪ They're really not that close ♪ 61 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:48,334 Having a little watch party. 62 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,170 I'm so excited to find out what happens to Antonio 63 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,507 or that conventionally handsome Ryan. 64 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,717 Anyhoo, I'm sure you're seeing that giant megaphone 65 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:58,220 there on Doof's balcony. 66 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:01,305 He hasn't done anything with it all day, which is odd, as he-- 67 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:03,766 Is this a stakeout, Perry the Platypus? 68 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:06,977 I see you. Just come up. We'll have a stake in. 69 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:08,437 Come on in. Come on up. 70 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:09,815 Oops. Bye. 71 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,651 Ah, Perry the Platypus. 72 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:14,819 Come on in, take a seat. 73 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:17,613 I'm just looking for the right channel. 74 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:19,156 Now that you're nice and comfy, 75 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:21,702 I can prattle on about my improbable pet peeve. 76 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:24,078 Every day, when I go downstairs to get my mail, 77 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:26,831 my neighbor Tyler is down there spoiling the ending 78 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:28,958 of every show to my other neighbors. 79 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:31,085 Then you find out he was faking his coma. 80 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:32,878 Hey! I haven't seen that episode yet. 81 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:34,630 And now he's getting a rep 82 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,841 as the most evil guy in our building, 83 00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:38,676 a title that should that should rightly go to me. 84 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:41,554 It's my name on the sign. It's my name up there. 85 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:44,223 So it got me thinking. If he's the most evil 86 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,183 by spoiling things to people in the building, 87 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:51,022 what if I spoiled things to the entire Tri-State Area? 88 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:55,359 You see, tonight is the two-hour finale of a very popular show. 89 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,444 Acquaintances. 90 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:58,904 ♪ Acquaintances ♪ 91 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:01,533 ♪ They mostly just make small talk ♪ 92 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:04,368 Norm figured out how to get the Drusselsteinian VPN feed 93 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:05,829 so I can watch it early. 94 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:09,248 I'll find out the ending and then I'll go over to that giant megaphone 95 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:12,626 and yell out all the spoilers to everyone. 96 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:15,337 Who's the evil one now, Tyler? 97 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,506 I know what you're thinking. How am I, 98 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,425 a middle-aged man who's never made it 99 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,677 through an entire movie without falling asleep 100 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:24,514 and who also coincidentally just ate a full turkey dinner, 101 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:27,808 how am I going to stay awake for a two-hour show? 102 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:32,646 Well, well, behold the awakenator! 103 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:35,566 It will sense me dozing and zap me awake. 104 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:37,360 Settle in, the show's starting. 105 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:41,156 So, are you team Ryan or team Antonio? 106 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:47,578 Okay. First item on the checklist is to watch a scary movie. 107 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:51,374 Well, good thing we've got the ultimate movie watching experience. 108 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:55,921 Ferb vision. 109 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:59,799 I know earlier we built one of our most amazing inventions ever... 110 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,926 We were all here. You don't have to describe it. 111 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:05,387 You're right, but then Ferb threw this together before dinner. 112 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:06,514 It's a twofer. 113 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:08,474 Inside the climate-controlled dome 114 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,726 are comfy cantilevered seats 115 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,896 which react to what's going on in the movie. 116 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:18,734 - Baljeet! - I am awake! I am awake. 117 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:19,985 The best part, 118 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,238 the base is made entirely of kettle corn, 119 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:23,656 and it's constantly popping, 120 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,366 so you can catch it in midair. 121 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:27,535 Okay, grab your movie goggles, everyone. 122 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:32,665 I am so excited for some solid girl time with you guys tonight. 123 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,875 I thought we could enjoy this charcuterie board, 124 00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:36,001 then play truth or dare, 125 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,921 then watch a movie on my laptop. 126 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:40,464 Uh, maybe don't look outside, Candace. 127 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:43,634 What? They're doing a twofer? Ugh, I'm getting Mom. 128 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:45,594 Come on, Candace. There's like a million other things 129 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:47,471 we could do tonight besides busting your brothers. 130 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:49,348 We could do anything. Well, anything but sleep. 131 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,393 ♪ We could curl your hair Stay up and play truth or dare ♪ 132 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:54,186 ♪ Dress up in cloaks and monster masks ♪ 133 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,772 ♪ To give your brothers a scare ♪ 134 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:59,066 ♪ We can watch foreign dramas in our footie pajamas ♪ 135 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,901 ♪ There will be no counting sheep tonight ♪ 136 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:02,403 Okay, but what about llamas? 137 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:05,698 ♪ 'Cause there ain't no sleeping at a slumber party ♪ 138 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,075 ♪ We're up till the morning light ♪ 139 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:11,955 ♪ Because there ain't no sleeping at a slumber party ♪ 140 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,124 ♪ There ain't no sleeping tonight ♪ 141 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,667 ♪ The popcorn is popping ♪ 142 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:18,294 ♪ And the sound system's bopping ♪ 143 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:19,837 Did you hear what Jeremy said? 144 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,672 Buford, stop eavesdropping. 145 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:24,466 ♪ Playing light as a feather Perform a seance together ♪ 146 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:27,344 Ooh, we can confess our deepest darkest secrets and emotions. 147 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:28,470 Or whatever. 148 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:31,349 ♪ Because there ain't no sleeping at a slumber party ♪ 149 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,518 ♪ There ain't no sleeping tonight ♪ 150 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:37,271 ♪ There's so much at stake I gotta stay awake ♪ 151 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:39,273 Ow! I'm just resting my eyes. 152 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:40,691 Come on, it's the commercial break. 153 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:42,234 ♪ 'Cause at the end of the day ♪ 154 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,861 ♪ It's always taken away ♪ 155 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:46,865 ♪ Disappeared Gone out of sight ♪ 156 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:50,075 ♪ A second invention means a second chance ♪ 157 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:53,329 ♪ To bust the boys Gonna get it right ♪ 158 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:56,790 ♪ Get it right ♪ 159 00:06:56,791 --> 00:07:00,127 ♪ Because there ain't no sleeping at a slumber party ♪ 160 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:02,547 ♪ We're up till the morning light ♪ 161 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:06,551 ♪ Because there ain't no sleeping at a slumber party ♪ 162 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:09,012 That means I have all night. 163 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:11,014 To bust. 164 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:12,765 Wow, Candace, 165 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,851 you didn't really take anything away from that, did you? 166 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:19,813 Okay, sleep master general, it's 9:29. 167 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:22,149 Hand over the skin-safe nontoxic markers 168 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:24,443 so I can draw on your face when you fall asleep. 169 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,736 I am insulted. 170 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:28,530 I will have you know that I... 171 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:31,367 Knew it, prime for drawing. 172 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:32,868 Even better, 173 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:35,455 maybe I can borrow some makeup from Candace. 174 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,587 Okay, what did I miss? Anything spoily? 175 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:47,341 Antonio, how could you do that terrible thing I don't need to describe? 176 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:49,761 Wait. Who's this guy? Who's the guy with the mustache? 177 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:54,181 - Okay, Stacy, truth or dare? - Uh, truth. 178 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:57,393 What's the grossest thing that ever happened to you? 179 00:07:57,394 --> 00:08:01,063 Ladies! I was looking for some makeup to prank Baljeet, 180 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:03,023 but I see now we're playing truth or dare. 181 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:05,317 Dare me anything. I only do dares. 182 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:08,113 - Get out! - Uh, wait! Not so fast. 183 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:11,365 Okay, Buford, I dare you 184 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:12,700 to dunk your head in the toilet. 185 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:14,243 That's how I style my hair. 186 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:17,329 - Think bigger. - Okay, how about go downstairs 187 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,206 and take a bite of Perry's food? 188 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:20,666 I already did that when I came in. 189 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:23,627 - Next! - I dare you to let me give you a makeover. 190 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,003 Fine, but I'm an autumn. 191 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:27,798 Uh, Vanessa, just give him some blush and get him out of here. 192 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:29,508 - Stacy! - Yo, Ferb! 193 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,760 Can that thing get the finale of Acquaintances? 194 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:33,847 ♪ Acquaintances ♪ 195 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,890 ♪ They hang out at parties but they don't really have any idea ♪ 196 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:39,309 ♪ Of what's going on in each other's lives ♪ 197 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:43,897 Indeed. But can you handle the 273K? 198 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:45,233 No! Don't encourage him. 199 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:48,152 Vanessa! 200 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:50,864 Buford, you look just like Queen Victoria. 201 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,282 Yeah, I'm pulling it off. 202 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:55,242 - Slay, Queenie! - That's it! 203 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:56,869 I'm putting an end to this and getting mom. 204 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,078 Candace, maybe it would be cool 205 00:08:58,079 --> 00:08:59,581 if we could all have fun together. 206 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:02,458 Come on, Candace. 207 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,334 We dare you not to get your mom. 208 00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:05,586 Well, if you can't beat them... 209 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:07,756 Join them in a high-def circular dome TV? 210 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:09,798 Mom! 211 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,468 Mom, wake up! Wake up, Mom! 212 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:22,519 Wow, that chamomile tea really does knock her out. 213 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,819 Well, pardon me, Your Majesty. 214 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:31,904 'Sup, chief? 215 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:42,790 Perry the Platypus! 216 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:43,874 How did you-- 217 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,835 Why do I always use so much butter? 218 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:51,257 I'm so groggy. That turkey really packs a punch. 219 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:01,600 Mom, look outside! 220 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,685 Wake up! 221 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:14,781 Hey! 222 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:26,835 Ow! Oh, I am awake now. 223 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:34,134 Maybe if I get you outside... 224 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,268 Perry the Platypus! 225 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:45,687 How did you-- 226 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:03,579 Mom, look. 227 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,664 You see that? 228 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:13,130 Candace, is this some kind of ridiculous Internet prank? 229 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,257 It's like a thousand o'clock. 230 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:17,260 But, but, but, but... 231 00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:20,304 And why is your father having a full formal English tea 232 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:22,432 - with Buford? - Tea, Your Majesty? 233 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,186 Did you see the finale last night? 234 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,354 No, I fell asleep. I'll have to watch it tonight. 235 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:32,275 Antonio and Ryan found out they had a mutual acquaintance. 236 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:35,068 Curse you, Tyler the Spoiler. 237 00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:38,780 ♪ Tyler is Evil Incorporated ♪ 238 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:40,992 No, we are not changing the jingle. 19018

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