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♪ There's a hundred
and four days of summer vacation ♪
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♪ And school comes along
just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
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♪ Is finding a good way
to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe ♪
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♪ Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy
or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Or giving
a monkey a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
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♪ Creating nano-bots
or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
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It's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent ♪
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♪ Or driving
our sister insane ♪
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Phineas!
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♪ As you can see,
there's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
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♪ Before school
starts this fall ♪
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Come on, Perry!
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♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas
and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
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♪ So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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It's the third installment
of Meap.
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Meap.
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If you haven't seen
the first two, go back and watch them now.
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We will wait.
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Okay, we're done waiting.
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The first episode of Meap
ended with a trailer of random shots
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for an episode
we never intended to make.
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But then we had to write
around those shots
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incorporating them into
a second episode.
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At which point, we knew we weren't
going to make a third episode,
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so we ended it with an even
dumber trailer. Take a look.
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And now a trailer for an episode
we also have no plans to make.
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Pay attention up there.
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- Jerry the Platypus.
- Ferb,
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aren't those extinct?
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As a matter of fact,
I object to this union.
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♪ Yes, I'm just a guy who's
a sucker for the sounds of mass transit ♪
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The Chronicles
of Meap, Episode 42 .
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- Meap.
- Meap me in St. Louis.
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Hey, wasn't that Suzy stuff
supposed to be in this one?
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Now, somehow we have
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to incorporate these 12 shots
into an episode.
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Here goes.
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This is the Ellias Commander.
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You've been ordered
to stand down.
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Self-destruct initiated.
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Five, four, three, two.
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Oh, man.
You know how much paperwork this means?
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The Chronicles
of Meap Episode 42.
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Meap!
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Meap Me in St. Louis.
Starring John Stamos as Meap.
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Meap! Meap! Meap! Meap!
Meap! Meap!
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Well, Candace,
you're at a Bangaroo themed birthday party
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for a little girl
who despises you.
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I just hope no one objects
to a giraffe marrying a lemur.
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Well, as a matter of fact,
I object to this union.
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But only 'cause it's cuter
than my shark koala.
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So your wife is still
in her stained glass phase?
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I don't wanna talk about it.
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Thanks for coming, Candace.
Suzy's been waiting for you all day.
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Oh, yeah, she looks psyched.
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Hey, did I see Perry on
the invite?
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No.
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She invited Jerry
the Platypus.
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- Jerry the Platypus?
- A little further.
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A little further.
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Okay. Open your eyes.
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Huh? Huh?
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If this is an intervention,
I don't think you guys are doing it right.
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No, today's the day.
We're gonna build a bread bowl hot tub.
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- Bread bowl hot tub.
- Yeah.
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Whoa! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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We built the drone!
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Well, that was trippy.
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Good morning, Agent P.
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Doofenshmirtz has been spotted doing
a variety of non-evil things, maniacally.
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We have to assume
evil intent, though,
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because that's what pays
the bills around here.
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Thwart away, Agent P.
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Here we go. This doesn't
even make any sense.
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Yeah, I'm gonna be soaking
in soup.
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VHS tapes?
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Ferb, aren't those extinct?
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So this is kind of cool.
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Just regular folks having
a nice time.
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And Meap. Meap, what are you
doing here?
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Candace, I've come
16,000,000 light years to find you.
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Wait, how can I understand you
without your mustache translator?
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Oh, we got new translators.
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That's why I sound like
John Stamos. Have mercy.
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Right, of course.
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Candace, Big Mitch is back
with a new, convoluted, evil scheme.
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But no one believes me.
And you are my only hope.
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- Come on
- Jeremy,
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Brayden number three is dipping
his finger into the cake and denying it.
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I wish I could bust him.
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Psst. Child's play.
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I could bust him with my hands
tied behind my back.
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Well, if it's so easy,
why don't you show me? Come on.
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We are on an important
mission, young lady.
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- Let us pass.
- I don't think so, short stuff.
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I think you and I are about
to have a giant matrix-like battle.
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In front of all these
Bangaroo Toys.
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No, no, no, no, no.
I'll do this.
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Oh, guess we're not
gonna fight.
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Brayden, you are so busted.
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That was amazing.
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Exactly why I sought you out.
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Candace, you are the most focused,
determined busting machine I know.
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Together, we can bring
Mitch down.
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Well, it is sorta
my wheelhouse, so you know,
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sure, I'm in.
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The first thing we must do
is recruit the rest of our team.
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The most inventive human minds
this side of Nebulous Nebula.
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You're gonna say Phineas
and Ferb, aren't you?
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Yes. Yes, I am.
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Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
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Oh, hi, Candace.
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- Hey, Meap.
- We need your help with Big Mitch.
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Of course.
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I'm sorry, Buford. We'll have to save
the bread bowl hot tub for another day.
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No!
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And to make matters worse,
my own alliance commandos are after me.
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I was forced to go rogue
in order to prove Mitch is planning
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to build a vast criminal empire by finding
the lost treasure of Zachariah Yore.
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Who?
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Uh, I don't care that much.
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Well, the treasure's
a huge case filled with enough treasure
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to buy an equally huge case
filled with the same amount of treasure.
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That's a lot
of treasure.
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So, where is Mitch anyway?
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Do you need a break from the tedious
shame spiral that is your life?
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I can give it to you at Big Mitch's
Ultimate Vacation Destination Tours.
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These fake tours are a ruse to fund
Mitch's search for an ancient treasure.
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A treasure that I believe
is right here on Earth.
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Hey, we could set a trap and catch
Mitch red-handed, trying to steal it.
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Great idea, Candace,
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but it could put the planet
in grave danger.
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These tourists have trashed
every environment they've gone to.
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Oh, we can handle
a few partying out-of-towners. Right Ferb?
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The question is,
how do we turn Earth
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into the ultimate
vacation destination to lure Mitch here?
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- Wait, I know, Stabby Barf Pain.
- Excuse me.
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Stabby Barf Pain sounds like
the worst thing ever.
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Stabby Barf Pain is the name
of a theoretical fifth season
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that combines the best aspects
of the other four seasons.
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Winter, Spring, Summer
and Fall into one.
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Flowers bloom as golden leaves
fall from trees.
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Warm sun shines
as beautiful snowflakes fill the air.
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A fifth season
beyond all expectations.
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That's Stabby Barf Pain?
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Yep, it gets its name
from the scientist who theorized it.
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Doctor Sunny Gloriousweather.
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Yeah. He was bad
at naming things.
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It's theoretical, but what if
we actually made it?
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♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. ♪
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Okay, let's try this again.
Eh, eh, eh.
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Ah, Perry the Platypus.
Look, Balloony's back.
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You remember Balloony, right?
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Why is laughing the only thing
evil scientists do, you know, maniacally?
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I thought, hey, I should stand out
and do something else maniacally.
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I'm expanding my brand.
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So far, not that much luck.
Walking maniacally,
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that ain't happening.
You saw. You saw.
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Neither is brushing my teeth
maniacally.
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Asking for a shoe
in size ten, maniacally.
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Going to the bathroom, maniacally.
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That was a failure
of epic proportions.
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You don't want to know. Wait,
Perry the Platypus, where are you going?
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I could use a non-latex
second opinion, please.
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Please.
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I see it's annoying,
but it works.
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This place stinks.
This isn't vacation weather.
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It's raining crustaceans.
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It's time we continue
our quest
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- for the galaxy's...
- Ultimate vacation destination.
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We need to find
a real vacation destination
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before these losers see through
my ruse and stop funding this expedition.
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Keep scanning.
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Okay, Operation Snitch
on Mitch.
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These weather altering
machines will spread Stabby Barf Pain
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across Danville.
Attracting anyone out there
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scanning for
vacation destinations.
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Candace and I will use
my intel to locate the treasure.
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I just wish I had my ship.
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You mean the ride from
outer space?
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Ferb.
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My ship! But it was destroyed.
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You mean you made me
another one?
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Nah, he made it for us
because it was too cool not to have, but--
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You can have it. We're done.
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Oh, thank you.
I mean, thank you.
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There, locked and armed.
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Oh, that's
the self-destruct button.
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The alarm is on
the other side.
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Okay, maybe we made two.
In case someone accidentally exploded one.
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I mean,
the remote is ambiguous.
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So if you're a fugitive
from the alliance,
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can't they track your
remote signal here to Earth?
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Yes, Yes, they can.
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Um, if you're done staring into
the distance, we got a lot of work to do.
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♪ Stabby Barf Pain
It's the best of all four seasons ♪
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♪ Stabby Barf Pain
We're gonna tell you all of the reasons ♪
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♪ Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall
all roll together in a big, old ball ♪
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♪ Sunshine, snow,
and wind and rain ♪
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♪ That's what you call it
Stabby Barf Pain ♪
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♪ Stabby Barf Pain
I never felt so hot and cold ♪
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♪ Stabby Barf Pain
This fabulous feeling will never get old ♪
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Pay attention, up there.
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♪ Whichever combo
has a better ring ♪
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♪ It's all of the best parts
none of the bad ♪
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♪ It's the best season
that you ever had ♪
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♪ It's Stabby Barf Pain ♪
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♪ Stabby Barf Pain ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Stabby Barf Pain
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♪ Stabby Barf Pain... ♪
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We've intercepted
a signal from Earth.
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Stabby Barf Pain.
I thought that was theoretical.
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I have found the perfect
vacation destination.
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Set a course for this Earth.
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What do we want?
The ultimate vacation destination.
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When do we want it?
In the foreseeable future.
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Just as I promised
the ultimate vacation destination
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with Stabby Barf Pain.
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- Stabby Barf Pain?
- The theoretical fifth season?
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Set course to Earth.
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That should appease
those insufferable ingrates.
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We can still hear you!
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Hey, that's refreshing.
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Stabby Barf Pain? Just when
we were sure we only had four seasons,
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suddenly there's a fifth.
Anyway, we'll have to take the bus
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because maniacal parallel parking
turned out pretty much as expected.
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I made a dinner date
with the jaws-of-life.
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Meap, Meap, Meap, Meap.
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We must hurry before
the alliance finds me.
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Tracking the treasure case's
trajectory...
239
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:42,553
It ended up in Missouri
sometime around 1933.
240
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,554
That case is supposed to be huge.
241
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,306
How could they keep something
like that hidden?
242
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,600
Let's see, in 1933,
St. Louis
243
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:52,062
created a monument
to Western expansion in America.
244
00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,397
This thing.
245
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,441
Candace, that's it.
246
00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:01,446
Stabby Barf Pain
is spreading in this area.
247
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,157
I'll send our obnoxious
tourists down there
248
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,535
while we continue our search
for the treasure.
249
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:08,870
Colin Junior can head up
the landing party.
250
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,957
Speaking of which,
where is Colin Junior?
251
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,002
- Ugh.
- Sorry, Sir. It happened again.
252
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,462
You know, Perry the Platypus,
253
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,756
maybe I'm being too narrow
with my definition of maniacal.
254
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:22,217
I can just sing maniacally
on a bus.
255
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:26,596
♪ I'm just a guy who's
a sucker for the sounds of mass transit ♪
256
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,807
It really is Stabby Barf Pain.
257
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,977
I can't believe--
Wait, freeze that image.
258
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:36,232
It's Colin, the real Colin.
I don't need you anymore.
259
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,110
Wait. What is everybody...
Oh, I get it.
260
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:43,238
Alien invasion. Yeah, that's
worth staring at. I get it.
261
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:48,161
Ow! Hey, wait, wait, wait, no.
No, Balloony!
262
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,454
Seriously, you had this
the whole time.
263
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,748
Why were we taking the bus?
264
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,416
Oh, that's right,
the trailer thing.
265
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:55,793
Save Balloony!
266
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:05,595
Whoo-hoo, Stabby Barf Pain
makes me want to party.
267
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:10,475
It's pillaging weather, baby.
268
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:15,772
Dink Wickerson here as alien
tourists trash Danville.
269
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:20,400
- Yay!
- Yeah, I love prepaid vacations.
270
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:21,860
They're trashing everything.
271
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:25,614
We've gotta find a way
to wrangle these alien visitors. Buford!
272
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,200
What? It's pillaging weather.
273
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,831
Just remember we've got to get
to Mitch before the alliance.
274
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,500
Uh-uh, remember,
it's the other button.
275
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:45,258
Intruder, identify yourself.
276
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:48,303
Right, come on, come on. You gotta see
what the other bots are doing.
277
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:49,679
Come on, hurry.
278
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,306
Nice work, Candace.
279
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:55,770
That's busting 101,
I got this. Or maybe I don't.
280
00:14:57,271 --> 00:15:00,649
Look who's here, Colin.
My old nemesis, Meap.
281
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,109
And, uh, what are you?
282
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,486
I'm the girl who brought
you down twice already.
283
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:08,323
Me? But I'm just a totally innocent
and legitimate business owner
284
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:11,118
who has already paid his debt
to society.
285
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,203
Totally innocent
and legitimate business owner
286
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,122
who's already paid his debt
to society.
287
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,082
- My fuzzy white butt.
- You don't fool us.
288
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,793
You're just here 'cause
you know the treasure of Zachariah Yore's
289
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,128
on this planet.
290
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:25,549
The treasure is on the same planet
as Colin and Stabby Barf Pain?
291
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:26,675
What are the odds?
292
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:29,261
Well, you're never gonna
get to St. Louis before--
293
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:33,599
- I'll stop talking now.
- Set a course for St. Louis.
294
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:38,437
Okay, Perry the Platypus.
I've got an idea.
295
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,355
First things first.
296
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,024
We have to take down
these robots that look like us.
297
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,486
I mean, they look
just like us. That's weird, right?
298
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,573
Come on,
let's go save balloony.
299
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,705
Hello, alien tourists.
300
00:15:56,706 --> 00:16:00,626
Put down that city property
and make your way to the dance floor.
301
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:07,841
♪ You've been partying hard
on the ultimate vacation ♪
302
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:11,428
♪ But there's a new craze
that's been sweeping the nation ♪
303
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:14,472
♪ You think you're bad enough
If you want to take a chance ♪
304
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:17,100
♪ Then get ready for this
brand-new dance ♪
305
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:21,354
♪ Everybody just sweep
to the left Sweep, sweep to the right ♪
306
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:24,900
♪ Actually pick up a broom
and just sweep it out of sight ♪
307
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:27,068
♪ Pick up that clutter ♪
308
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:30,197
♪ Clear out that gutter
Do the laundry and the dishes ♪
309
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,157
♪ Or I'm gonna tell
your mother ♪
310
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:35,577
♪ Mop, wipe, wash and scrub
Do the tidy up ♪
311
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:39,206
♪ Do the tidy up
Do, do the tidy up ♪
312
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:42,751
♪ Tidy up
Do, do the tidy up ♪
313
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:45,795
♪ Pick up a vacuum
Pick up a brush ♪
314
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:49,591
♪ When you go to the bathroom,
please remember to flush ♪
315
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:52,427
♪ Feed your iguana
Hose down your best friend ♪
316
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:56,556
♪ You've gotta sparkle
if you wanna do this hot new trend ♪
317
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,725
♪ Mop, wipe, brush and scrub ♪
318
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:13,949
- ♪ Do the tidy up ♪
- ♪ Do the tidy up Do, do the tidy up ♪
319
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,825
Cleaning is fun.
320
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,869
Okay, now you ruined it.
321
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:21,207
So where could that
treasure be? That's it!
322
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:27,170
Once I get that treasure,
I'll use the money to create my own army
323
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:30,882
to destroy the alliance,
or maybe Earth, first...
324
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,425
I don't know the exact order.
325
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:36,555
But there's going to be a lot
of destroying. Ready the winch!
326
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,060
Pull!
327
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:51,194
The lost treasure case.
328
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:55,031
Well, it's more of a valise, but I found--
Maybe it's more of a briefcase.
329
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,743
But it belongs to me.
330
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:04,207
This is the Outer Worlds
Commando Alliance.
331
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,584
Wow. Good timing.
332
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,378
Guess I leaked the St. Louis
info at just the right time.
333
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:11,464
- What on Earth are you talking about?
- You are so busted.
334
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:15,511
Hang on! Hang on. Mitch,
have we literally caught you red-handed?
335
00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:18,471
Stealing the lost treasure
of Yore.
336
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,599
Exactly as Meap warned us
you were.
337
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,517
Well, when you say it
like that...
338
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,603
You fell for the oldest trick
in the book.
339
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,855
Well, well, well.
340
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:29,024
Colin, cover my escape.
341
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:31,611
Warning, self-destruct activated.
342
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,363
Come on, Candace.
He's getting away.
343
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,533
How did you-- I'm still--
Whah!
344
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:44,497
Balloony,
I came to rescue you.
345
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:47,417
Warning. In case you forgot,
self-destruct still activated.
346
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:50,253
Perry the Platypus.
The ship is gonna ex--
347
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,671
Never mind. I'm on it.
I'm on it.
348
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:54,507
I guess I just have to press
this blue button.
349
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:57,677
Uh, Balloony.
What are you--
350
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,596
Okay, I know that's just
the air currents
351
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,890
pushing you around,
but that's still special.
352
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,267
Warning. Self-destruct activated.
353
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,727
It's still progressing.
354
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:07,229
One step closer.
It's a go, people.
355
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,272
Got to get to
that button.
356
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,983
- You should consider leaving.
- Perry the Platypus. Balloony!
357
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:16,738
Okay, Clown bots. Let's try fighting
to save my friends, maniacally.
358
00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:29,335
Self-destruct in three, two, one!
359
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:33,881
Ugh. I guess in retrospect,
I should've pressed that first.
360
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:38,468
I hope he won't mind me
borrowing his silly little toy ship.
361
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,731
Get away from him, you Mitch.
362
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:56,111
Oh, hilarious.
I truly expected to turn
363
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:59,197
and see you pointing some huge
atomic neuralizer at me
364
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,282
or something.
But you've got nothing.
365
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:04,994
Not nothing. I have the key fob
to that ship so you can't escape.
366
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,621
- I'll take that.
- No, Candace,
367
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,499
if he hits that red
Turbo button, he'll be going so fast,
368
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,000
we'll never be able
to catch him.
369
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:14,129
See ya,
wouldn't wanna be ya.
370
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:23,096
Well, that worked.
Red turbo button.
371
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:25,765
I learned from the best.
Shall we say it together?
372
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:28,059
- Busted!
- And with my hands
373
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,229
actually tied behind my back.
374
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,482
Come on, Balloony. This is us.
375
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:35,984
I'm just so glad
to have you back.
376
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:37,902
But watch yourself,
Perry the Platypus,
377
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,946
I got maniacal
fighting skills now.
378
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,531
You saw.
379
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:44,577
Wait, we're in St. Louis?
When did that happen?
380
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,372
Listen, listen. I don't think
nobody noticed. Just put it back.
381
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,465
Meap.
382
00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:00,967
♪ Do the tidy up
Do the tidy-- ♪
383
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:03,052
You know what?
It's not as much fun anymore.
384
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,387
It just feels like work.
385
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:08,057
You're a true hero,
and I should've had faith in you.
386
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:11,102
Although, actual evidence
really helped.
387
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,772
Thanks, but the real hero here
is Candace Flynn.
388
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,608
It was her plan to bust
Big Mitch that saved the day.
389
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:21,614
Then I officially make Candace Flynn
an unofficial agent of the alliance.
390
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:23,573
Thank you, Chief.
391
00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:25,867
So what time you coming
home tonight, baby?
392
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,952
Oh, I don't know, honey.
Six, sevenish.
393
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:31,122
Okay, cool. Remember that
my mama is coming for dinner tonight.
394
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,624
Oh, so that's your wife.
395
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:36,711
Yeah, no one ruthlessly hunts you
across the galaxy like my Brenda.
396
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:40,089
Hey, you know, we didn't get
to enjoy this fifth season.
397
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:43,760
So would you mind if we borrowed
your Stabby Barf Pain generator?
398
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,554
Not at all. It's all yours.
399
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:50,433
Oh, oh. And I was just about
to call Mom on that.
400
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,811
Thank you, kids
and especially you, Candace.
401
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:55,355
Maybe some good has come out
of my busting obsession.
402
00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:57,941
I don't think it's really
a busting obsession.
403
00:21:57,942 --> 00:22:01,528
It's a justice obsession,
and the day that you realize that,
404
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:05,282
well, that just might be
the day all your dreams start coming true.
405
00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:09,078
Nah, it's definitely
a busting obsession.
406
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:13,206
So, we're not doing
a trailer for the next one.
407
00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:17,752
And now a trailer for another
episode we do not intend to make.
408
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:24,133
Wait. Wasn't that Suzy stuff
supposed to be in this one?
409
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,138
All right. I guess that's
a victory.
410
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:38,857
♪ It's Stabby Barf Pain ♪
411
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:43,528
♪ Stabby Barf Pain ♪
412
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:49,492
♪ Stabby Barf Pain ♪
413
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:55,456
♪ Stabby Barf Pain ♪
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