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Hey, guys. What you doing?
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Hey, Isabella. Just reading some of
the old Space Adventure issues.
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- Upside down?
- Issue 98.
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The crew
ends up on a planet with reverse gravity.
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- Hey, Buford. Where's Baljeet?
- What?
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You think I keep
a detailed schedule of everything he does?
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All right, fine.
8
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Let's see. Tuesday, 9:00 a.m.
Phineas and Ferb's backyard.
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He's late, but it's on here.
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Please help!
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The situation I'm in
is quite dire.
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What is it, Baljeet?
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There's a new
Space Adventure movie filming in Danville.
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The Namrak Necroslug.
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And I have been
invited to audition!
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How'd you land that?
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By chance. I ran into the director,
Katherine Marshall,
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and she thought
I would fit a particular role.
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A character called Xterra.
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He sounds awesome.
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Yes, he does.
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But there is still
one problem.
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I do not know how to act.
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I have a hard time pretending.
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What if we help set
the scene for you?
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Isabella, that's it!
27
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If we bring
the ice jungles of Namrak to life,
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Baljeet won't have to pretend.
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He can experience it for real.
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I know what we're
gonna do today.
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No better way
to listen to the Lumberzax than on repeat.
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Nice animatronics, Ferb.
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Come on, ladies, those prop design patches
won't iron earn themselves.
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And why is Buford
filming this?
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You can use it
for your audition,
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and I can use it for my reel.
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Thanks, Shane.
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That does not explain
how you got an assistant.
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Hey, where's Perry?
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Wine glass delivery
for P. Platypus?
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Hello there, Agent P.
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Doofenshmirtz's brother,
Roger, is having
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another commemorative
statue of himself--
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If I had a nickel
for every time that's happened--
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You'd have two nickels, sir.
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Yes, yes, I know
how it goes, Carl.
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Anyhoo, the mayor
is the public face of Danville.
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Do not let Doofenshmirtz
ruin the ceremony.
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♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil
Incorporated ♪
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Ah, Perry the Platypus,
come in, come in.
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I consider you a VIP.
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A very important platypus.
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And now
you're imprisoned by your own celebrity.
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I suppose you're wondering why I have this
large paper mache version of my own head.
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Don't worry,
it will come into play soon.
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You see, ever since
I was little,
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people have always
forgotten my face.
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I was even voted
Least Recognizable in high school.
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Look, that's not even me.
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It's a traffic cone
with a dent in it.
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I mean,
I don't think that's me.
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On the other hand,
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Roger has the most
recognizable face in all of Danville.
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He's got that
je ne sais quois.
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And I would know.
I minored in sais quois.
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Let's do this beholding
al fresco, shall we?
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Behold my Defaceinator.
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One blast and your face
becomes incredibly forgettable.
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Once I zap Roger,
nobody will recognize him
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and his unveiling
will be a failing.
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I'm gonna switch it back.
This is too disturbing.
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There you go, paper mache me,
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don't let anybody tell you
you look like a traffic cone.
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All right, crew.
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A new day, a new adventure.
A Space Adventure.
76
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You know, I can see
these vines are just painted ropes.
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How can I act with this?
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You might be overthinking it.
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Yeah, it's just that...
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♪ Well, that is a tuba
That is a chair ♪
81
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♪ That one over there
is Buford covered in hair ♪
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♪ This is a toy
This is a Styrofoam prop ♪
83
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♪ And this is a beautifully
rendered backdrop ♪
84
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♪ The garden gnome
has been sprayed with chrome ♪
85
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♪ What? I recognize it
from your home ♪
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♪ It is hard for me
to make believe ♪
87
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♪ When that alien
has corn chip teeth ♪
88
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♪ We're not asking you to break
from reality or abandon practicality ♪
89
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- ♪ Just go with the motif ♪
- ♪ Go with the motif ♪
90
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♪ Suspend your disbelief
Suspend your disbelief ♪
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♪ I am trying ♪
92
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♪ Suspend your disbelief ♪
93
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♪ That is ketchup
on your sleeve ♪
94
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♪ Suspend your disbelief ♪
95
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Oh, my goodness,
Is this Candace's bed?
96
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How did you get it
down the stairs?
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♪ Suspend your disbelief ♪
98
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Huh. Baljeet's really struggling
to get into his character.
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What else could we do to help?
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Wait, I've got an idea.
101
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Release the Necroslug.
102
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The Namrak Necroslug?
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You know I can tell this is
an animatronic, right?
104
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Just go along with it.
105
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If you want people to
believe your performance,
106
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you've gotta
believe in it yourself.
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Captain Dirk.
The Necroslug seems to have spotted us.
108
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Perhaps we should
flee before it hunts us down.
109
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Okay, let's try turning
the aggression up.
110
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Buford, bump it up to a seven.
111
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Okay, I put it on 11.
112
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No, we said seven, not 11.
113
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We've never even tested
that level of aggression.
114
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It's gonna eat us all!
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Oh, do not be so overdramatic.
116
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Here's your coffee, sir.
117
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See? It only ate Shane.
118
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Though, to be fair,
it may not be finished yet.
119
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Okay, new plan. Run!
120
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Okay, Roger.
Prepare to lose face.
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I think we lost it.
122
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Hey, what happened to Ferb?
Who's this guy?
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I am Ferb.
124
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Dude, whoever you are, that's a great
impression. But where did Ferb go?
125
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I should really build
an Autoaiminator
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because I cannot hit
the broad side of a barn.
127
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Um, hello. Can we discuss
the bigger problem?
128
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And by bigger problem, I mean the berserk
Necroslug that is on the loose!
129
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Run again!
130
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How do we stop it?
131
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There's a control
doohickey on its head.
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If we smash it,
it should be lights out for the big guy.
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Baljeet, you and Isabella
distract the Necroslug.
134
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This guy and I can use
these vines to make a trap.
135
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Buford can smash
the doohickey.
136
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And here it is,
just like I told you.
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I found your ice jungle,
Miss Marshall.
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You know what? This is great.
139
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You know, it's starting to make me think
that maybe the Tri-State Area
140
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has more to offer
than just tax credits.
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Guys, out of time!
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How's the net?
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I'm not sure it'll hold.
144
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It better, or we're getting
a VIP tour of that Necroslug's bowels.
145
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I think perhaps you are using
the term "VIP" incorrectly.
146
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- Come on, Baljeet!
- Buford, now!
147
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I'm ready for my close-up!
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- Man down! Me!
- Buford!
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The net won't hold.
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Xterra, you're our only hope.
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Oh, no!
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Aah!
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The luck of sloth bomb is with me!
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What was that?
155
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Mom, Mom!
Alien jungle. Giant slug!
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Mom, alien jungle.
Giant slug. Mom, Mom!
157
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It's too late,
Perry the Platypus.
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And now, presenting
the face of Danville...
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Ha-ha! Roger's statue still got messed up.
I'm gonna call that a win.
160
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It's so simple,
like it could represent any one of us.
161
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It's just like
humble old Roger
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to make his statue about
celebrating the common man.
163
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Uh, yes,
exactly as I intended.
164
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We're all the face of Danville.
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Wait, did I just help
Roger's reputation?
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I can undo it.
I can still undo it.
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Oh, now I have to
clean this all up.
168
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You couldn't just hit
the self-destruct button?
169
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That would've been better.
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I have conquered the great beast.
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I am Xterra!
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And... cut!
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Good work today, Sluggy.
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Wait, Sluggy?
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Sorry, Baljeet,
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but we had to keep it a secret
to get you into character.
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You were all acting?
This was all staged?
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It was Buford's idea.
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He knew if you believed the situation
was real, you'd believe in yourself.
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I knew you'd rise
to the occasion, pal.
181
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You just needed a little push.
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- Ow!
- All right, that one was for me.
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Huh. Deception aside,
my confidence is at an all-time high.
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Xterra fears nothing!
185
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It's Baljeet, right?
186
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Renowned director
Katherine Marshall?
187
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That was simply incredible.
188
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I mean, it's like watching
a true star in the making.
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- Am I right?
- So I get the part?
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I get to be Xterra?
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Xterra? Um...
Oh, this is a typo.
192
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We were looking for extras.
193
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You know,
for the background work.
194
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When I saw you in town,
I was just amazed
195
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how well you just blended
into the background.
196
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But then that
heroic image of you,
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I just can't get it
out of my head.
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I can't hire you
as an extra now,
199
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,209
and we already hired
all the leads,
200
00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,378
so I don't think
we can use you anymore.
201
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All of that work
and all in vain.
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If only there was some way
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to go back to
being forgettable.
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What am I supposed
to do with this?
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Oh, there you are, Ferb.
206
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,976
Ugh. That other guy
talked too much.
207
00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:06,688
You know, if I'm good enough
to impress "the" Katherine Marshall,
208
00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:09,108
maybe my acting talents
are worth cultivating.
209
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,901
Maybe I should take a class.
210
00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:12,694
- Buford?
- Already ahead of you.
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00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:15,114
Yeah, he's free
Wednesday at 8:00.
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00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:18,283
Oh, by the way,
this set is incredible.
213
00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,701
Would it happen
to be for sale?
214
00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,830
Well, no, but you can
just have it.
215
00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:25,290
Mom, come to the backyard.
The boys are at it again.
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00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:28,836
At this point, I should just have
Buford add this to my schedule.
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Come on, come on, come on.
218
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Mom! Hurry, hurry, hurry!
219
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Wait till you see it.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
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Uh, what?
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00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:39,346
Anybody needs me,
I'll be on the couch.
222
00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,432
Hey, has anybody seen Shane?
223
00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:45,145
Hello? Mr. Buford?
I'm still in the slug.
224
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♪ Would you prefer a top hat
that can shoot out flames ♪
225
00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:52,860
♪ A sombrero with a periscope
could help you with your aim ♪
226
00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,528
♪ A French beret
that really slays ♪
227
00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,155
♪ That comes in blues
and blacks and grays ♪
228
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,324
♪ I have a hat for that ♪
229
00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:00,827
♪ A boater
with a narrow brim ♪
230
00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,411
♪ That sprays out gas
Very grim ♪
231
00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:05,165
♪ A beanie with a map
for the explorer ♪
232
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:08,542
♪ A driving cap for getaways
That navigates the motorways ♪
233
00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:13,213
♪ But you look like
a fan of the fedora ♪
234
00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:15,467
If it ain't broken,
no need to fix it.
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