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Why is that ferret
wearing a fedora?
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An OWCA guide for those in the know.
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Billy the Beaver, you are a secret agent?
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Alas, you know my mysterious secret.
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Hello.
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Now that you know about one of our agents,
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please follow these OWCA guidelines.
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Donnie Do-Good knows
it's his responsibility
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to step in and use any skills
he has to help.
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But Dougie Do-Nothing hesitates and...
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Can you see what went wrong?
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Thanks for sharing this, Perry.
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To be honest, it's been
a little awkward since
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I found out about your secret last summer.
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But it is weird this specific thing
happens so often
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there's a pre-made video to deal with it.
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But even weirder
that they shot it on film.
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I mean, how old is this video?
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Anyway, rest assured,
I'll be a Donnie Do-Good.
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♪ Agent T! ♪
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You know we have a front door.
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Thank you girls for helping out with
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the Doctor and Scientist Symposium.
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two of our servers got food poisoning
and had to drop out.
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Oh, and hopefully this is not
the food that caused that.
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Excuse me.
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Yeah, thanks, Candace.
With both of us here, it should be fun.
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No problem, Stacy.
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I mean, I am a little disappointed that
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I'll miss out on busting
my brothers today,
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but at least I get to serve food to a room
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- full of strangers.
- It'll be easy.
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All we have to do is wrangle
a few doctors and scientists,
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"This way to the dessert table."
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It's like herding very smart cattle.
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Ha! I forgot how strangely
impressive you are
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at very specific animal sounds.
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Yes, I'm very good at a skill
I would never need to use in real life.
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You should hear my hiccupping dolphin.
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Yeah, let's get back to it.
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Hello, doctors and scientists of Danville.
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You know, it's weird that
I was not invited to this.
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I'm a doctor and a scientist.
An evil scientist.
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Not an evil doctor. That would be weird.
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And now, as they say in Uruguay,
point me to the buffet.
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And who's kidding who?
The buffet's the only reason I came.
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Free shrimp. It's a perk.
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Yep, that is a useless skill.
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Agent P, thanks for coming in
this evening.
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Doofenshmirtz has been spotted
interacting with other doctors
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and scientists and must be up
to something evil.
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- What makes you say that, sir?
- Duh, it's his whole shtick.
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It's on the side of his building.
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Anyway, Agent P, go do what it is you do.
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Why do I think he's evil?
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Have you ever even watched this show?
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Oh, yeah, this is where
all the years of studying
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evil science finally pays off.
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Ah, Dr. Diminutive,
I won't say it's good to see you.
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But it is hard to see you
because you're so small.
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I'm easier to see than your ex-wife
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'cause, you know, you're so divorced.
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We wanted different things.
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She wanted to not be married to me.
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So what's new, short stuff?
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Not that it's any of your business, Heinz.
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But I've been trying to win
the Love Muffin tag and bag contest.
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Just my luck that Agent Silent G
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is out of town this week.
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Wait, wait, what tag and bag contest?
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"Bring your nemesis in
for bragging rights and a special prize."
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That's easier said than done.
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I catch Perry the Platypus every day,
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but like suppressed flatulence,
he always manages to escape.
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Charming.
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I may have overshared there.
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Perry?
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No, Candace can't see him in agent mode.
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What else does it say in the video?
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Remember the three Ds.
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Distraction, discussion, or diversion.
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Make a decision.
Nope, four. I guess there are four.
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Distraction.
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Ow!
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Candace, did you know that
my boyfriend Coltrane
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is secretly on
the Venezuelan Olympic luge team?
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Well, he isn't. Hey, look over there.
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I don't see anything over here
that wasn't over there.
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Perry the Platypus? What's he doing here?
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He's not a doctor.
I don't think he's a doctor.
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I don't know for sure, I guess.
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He is truly an enigma.
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Wait, Diminutive.
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Whenever I trap Perry the Platypus,
he escapes.
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Yeah, you said that already.
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But if you and I teamed up
and both trapped
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Perry the Platypus,
he'd be twice as trapped
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and we could split the tag and bag prize.
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Heinz, as reluctant as I am
to agree with you,
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that's actually a good idea.
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Ooh, ooh! We can call
ourselves Double Doctor Squad.
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Oh, no, that abbreviates to DDS,
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and I don't want people
to think we're dentists.
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Uh, ooh, how about
Doofen Diminutive Squad?
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No, no, same thing. Name TBD.
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Let's go.
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And the award for most
ingenious use of nucleotides
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in an amusement park ride goes to,
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once again, it's Phineas and Ferb.
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- Did I hear Phineas and Ferb?
- Oh, I was wondering aloud.
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Is "hideous" a verb?
Turns out it's an adjective.
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- It means ugly.
- Ugh.
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Perry the Platypus.
What are you doing here?
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Besides getting trapped!
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You've been double-trapped
by Dr. D. Squared.
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Yeah, that's still not right.
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This is not good.
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Uh, Candace, can you hold down the fort?
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This shrimp cocktail
isn't agreeing with me.
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Go! I got this.
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Donnie Do-Good is on the job.
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Agent P?
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Great googly-moogly, you're not Agent P.
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I mean, uh, that is... Look over there.
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My name is Stacy Hirano.
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I know Perry's a secret agent,
and he's been captured.
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I'm in pursuit now.
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This is highly irregular.
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I really... Can you turn
the screen sideways?
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I really don't look good
in the vertical aspect ratio.
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Sorry, sir, but there's no time to go
through proper channels.
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But I've seen the video.
I'm a Donnie Do-Good.
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Sir, she's our only hope.
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All our other agents are being dewormed.
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Oh, right. I forgot Agent W is missing.
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- Go, young lady, go!
-
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And the award for exceptional
rocket science
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in a supporting role
goes to Phineas and Ferb.
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Now I know I heard Phineas and Ferb.
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No, I said, "Fibbing is for the birds."
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It's part of my presentation
I'm making later.
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That doesn't even make sense.
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I worked hard on this.
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Ouch, they're really cranking
up the evil a notch.
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I think they burned off my fingertips.
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Hello, hi. We're here
to turn in my nemesis.
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Where's our prize?
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- Uh-huh.
- Paperwork.
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That's the real evil.
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Uh...
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- Do you have a short form?
- What's that supposed to mean?
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What do I do? What do I do?
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In a crisis,
rely on your own unique skill set.
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For instance, Carl here knows
how to yo-yo.
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Okay, special skills.
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Uh, miniature golf,
babysitting, gymnastics,
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third level black belt in taekwondo.
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Taekwondo. Taekwondo.
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I forgot how strangely impressive you are
at very specific animal sounds.
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Animal sounds. Animal sounds.
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I also make all those weird animal noises.
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Wait, wait. What is this?
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Now we have to fill
these forms out in the dark?
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Is that what...
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And I thought
this would never come in handy.
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It's the agents of OWCA.
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And Danny the Dolphin
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has the hiccups, apparently.
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They've got us surrounded!
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Every evil scientist is coming down!
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Your little fedora is
giving me the willies.
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Oh, I guess the gymnastics helps, too.
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- Ha
- Eh?
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And the taekwondo.
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I wonder if the miniature golf
will come in handy.
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Wait, what is this?
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Perry the Platypus in a death trap?
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Wait, when did Love Muffin get so evil?
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Hippos?
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Aren't sharks more traditional
in a death trap?
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Yeah, actually, hippos
are much more dangerous than sharks.
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Not interested right now, Shorty.
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Geez, read the room.
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- No prize is worth this.
- Now what?
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It's not like I can just march in there
among all those evil scientists.
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Or can I? These weirdos are
expecting animal agents
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to break in, not teenage girls.
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Hello?
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Did one of you guys call for a babysitter?
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Who is that girl
and what does she want?
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This is 989 Poom Willie, right?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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686 Elmwood?
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Hey, did one of you order a babysitter?
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Uh-oh.
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Or I use mini golf.
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I'm so sorry, Perry the Platypus.
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I would never have brought
you here if I'd known about
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the whole death by hippos deal.
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That is not my style.
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No, no, I get it.
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Go ahead, hurt me. I deserve it.
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Excellent work.
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Looks like Donnie Do-Good, did good.
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And our final award of the night...
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Ah, who am I kidding?
It's Phineas and Ferb.
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Okay, I swear someone
just said, "Phineas"!
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- Stacy, where have you been?
- Ugh, the shrimp cocktail.
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Oh, that's the worst. I'm so sorry.
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Sriracha cheese stick?
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♪ Stacy ♪
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♪ She's a 16-year-old teenage girl
who is average ♪
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♪ She's always carrying
the weight of Candace's baggage ♪
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♪ She's got a mini skirt and a bow ♪
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♪ She watched the informational video ♪
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♪ With her unique skills,
she's equipped and ready to go ♪
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♪ Stacy
Stacy Hirano ♪
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♪ She's Stacy! ♪
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♪ Agent T! ♪
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For teen.
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