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♪ There's 104 days of summer vacation ♪

♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪

♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪

♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪

♪ Like maybe ♪

♪ Building a rocket Or fighting a mummy ♪

♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪

Hey!

♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

♪ Surfing tidal waves Creating nano-bots ♪

♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪

It's over here!

♪ Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent ♪

♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪

Phineas!

♪ As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪

♪ Before school starts this fall ♪

Come on, Perry!

♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb ♪

♪ Are gonna do it all ♪

♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb ♪

♪ Are gonna do it all! ♪

Mom!

Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

9.37 a.m., metal beams, load bearing.

Yeah.

- Hey, just calling to gab. - Can't gab, Stace.

I'm in the middle of taking the minutes of everything

my brothers do to give itemized documentation

to Mom proving that the boys were building today.

And how is just writing this down going

to prove anything, Candace?

Well, I'm gonna get it notarized.

- I'm not crazy. - What you doing?

9:40, catchphrase said.

Hey, Isabella, we're keeping it simple today.

- Just a pogo stick. - Just a pogo stick?

Yeah, but, you know, big.

Bye, kids. I'm off to the store.

Mom, look what the boys are building.

Hello, Candace. You still there?

I'm always here.

It's Mom who's never here to see the boys. Wait!

Their stuff only disappears when Mom comes out to see it.

It's okay with me seeing it, right?

Right?

Well, if I get Mom to dress up as me,

then the mysterious force will be fooled into letting

what the boys built stay! That's it!

All I need is some kind of Candace suit!

I'm gonna hate myself for suggesting this,

but didn't Buford make a full-size mold of you once?

Yes! Meet me at Buford's!

And I hate myself.

Candace! 9:41! Platypus unaccounted for!

Hello, Agent P. Use the kitchen entrance again, I see.

Why are there always leftover lids?

Oh, speaking of leftovers, Carl, clean out

the break room fridge, will you?

Wait, we have breaks?

Anyhoo, Doofenshmirtz hasn't left his house

in over 36 hours, so maybe do a wellness check.

Make sure he's hale and hearty.

Carl, don't throw out my burrito ends.

If I put them together, I can make a whole new burrito.

That's gross, sir.

I called Buford, and he said to meet him at his garage door.

Well, that's not creepy at all.

Ladies, to what do I owe this pleasure?

Uh, by any chance, do you still have that

weird life-size mold of me?

You didn't think it was weird when I used it to save you

after you turned into a liquid.

Oh, no, I thought it was weird,

but not weirder than being a liquid.

Good times. Yeah, I still have the mold.

Entrez-vous.

Baljeet?

- He's got you involved in this? - I know too much.

The only way out is through...

Uh, is that Mr. Jackson, my math teacher?

I'm working my way through everyone in Danville.

It's a calling. Here you go.

I got a bunch of Candaces right here.

Okay, very disturbing.

And why did you make multiples of me?

Do not flatter yourself.

You should see how many he has of me.

It's like making pancakes.

You gotta make more than one to get some good ones.

Duh. That one there?

- That was the first pancake. - Ew, gross.

- Yikes. - Hey, don't talk to Beatrice like that.

- I'm sorry, Beatrice. - Beatrice?

Do not ask.

Hmm.

Yep, this could totally work as a Candace suit for Mom.

- If you can get her to wear it. - I'll think of something.

Your mom? I got one of her right here.

Actually, I think I could use that.

And I'm going to take all of these as backups

because you know something's going to go wrong.

Got any more in here?

Ooh. Okay, let's get out of here.

You guys, too. I could use your help.

I knew these would come in handy one day.

So, Buford, you don't want to know what all this is about?

Ah... No.

♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪

Perry the Platypus!

I didn't want you to see me like this either.

Back, back. No biting. No biting.

Down. All my leftovers were wilted and soggy.

Down. So I invented the leftover revivenator.

It's over there. See? Behold. Behold. Ow!

But I think the setting was too high

because my leftover potato salad wasn't just revived,

it was literally alive and aggressive.

Perry the Platypus. You can help.

Keep this thing busy while I install a reverse switch.

Ow! The silly chunks hurt.

Perry the Platypus.

Let's launch this puppy, Ferb.

Okay.

Isn't this great? What do you think?

It's like a normal pogo stick.

Yeah, but bigger.

Okay, test run.

Buford, you put on the Mom suit.

Stacy, see if the boys have the contraption out there.

Looks like...

Oh, a basic pogo stick. At least it's big.

You'll see.

Okay, I can't watch because it'll compromise the experiment.

But if you go out there and the mysterious force

thinks you're Mom, the pogo stick shouldn't be there.

Full disclosure, this isn't the first time I've tried this on.

Release the tassels!

Oh, you might want to wear this.

Oh, yeah!

Three, two, one.

This is awesome!

Told ya! It's nice to be appreciated.

Nothing is out there.

- Yes! Ha-ha! - This is awesome.

I feel Mom power. Go to your room.

Oh, what a rush.

You're putting a Candace suit over the mom suit.

Yes. This will recreate how Mom will be in a Candace suit.

To fool the mysterious force. Keep up, Stacy.

I've always thought of myself as layered.

Hmm. I never realized how long my neck was.

- Really? - Really? Try this.

- How do I look? - Good enough.

That was amazing.

- Hi, Candace. - It's here. It works.

I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.

Just connecting the reverse switch and done.

Thank you so much, Perry the Platypus.

Step aside so I can zap it back to normal.

Wait, where is it going?

Okay, wait. I'm almost there. Follow that side dish.

I think there's some leftover pie in the can.

Ew!

Are these Candace suits?

Yes. Yes, they are.

- We're putting them on, aren't we? - Duh.

Oh, hi. I'm Candace, and you guys are so busted.

I'm obsessed with Ducky Momo, and I'm 16 years old.

I'm kind of loving being Candace.

I'm going to take myself out for a stroll.

- You do you, Candace. - All right, Candace.

♪ If you want to walk a mile in someone's shoes ♪

♪ But you just can't get ahold of them, don't you worry ♪

♪ Don't sing the blues ♪

♪ Get yourself a life-size mold of them ♪

♪ It's not creepy at all to dress as your friend's sister ♪

♪ But then again, in retrospect, you should adjust the feet ♪

♪ So you don't get a blister ♪

♪ Feel the wind blow through your neck ♪

♪ Today I get to be Candace ♪

♪ You wouldn't understand this ♪

♪ But this is the grandest ♪

♪ Feelin' that I ever had ♪

♪ Not to be a propagandist ♪

♪ For what? I'm trying to be Candace ♪

♪ No I didn't plan this But I gotta say it's not so bad ♪

♪ It ain't so bad ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm seeing the world through a different lens ♪

♪ I hope that this day never ends ♪

♪ What to do with this power It just depends ♪

♪ Got a strange desire to bust my friends ♪

♪ That's what it's like to be Candace ♪

♪ No, you wouldn't understand this ♪

♪ But it's the grandest ♪

♪ Feelin' that I've ever had ♪

♪ Today I get to be Candace ♪

♪ I feel like calling Mom ♪

Oh, hey, Candace. Nice creepy smile.

- Hey, Stacy. - Hey, Mom.

So, uh, oh, there's this selfie with a selfie thing

people are doing online.

You take a pic, dress the same as someone else.

- I haven't heard about it. - Oh, it's a whole thing.

Wouldn't it be fun to dress up and take a selfie together?

- Oh, I don't know. - Come on, twinsies.

I have this Candace suit I can put you in.

Uh, Candace, this raises a fairly important question.

Why can't Stacy do it with you?

It's a... mother-daughter thing.

- It's a whole mother-daughter thing. - Yeah?

You do it with your mom, uh-huh.

Well, okay, sweetie, if you want.

- This is so weird. - Okay, Mom, let's go outside.

Better lighting for the picture.

Okay, but let me go upstairs first to see myself

in the full-length mirror.

This is just too funny.

Hi, Candace. Hi, Candace. Oh, hi, Candace.

Hi, Candace. Hi, Candace.

- 'Sup, Chief? - Hello, Candace.

It's still there. It's still there.

Okay, Mom, come on, let's go!

You're seeing this, right?

Yep, there it is.

- Mom? - No, it's me.

And I'm so sweaty.

What? No! Ugh!

Mom, there you are.

Come on.

- You see this pogo stick, yeah? - Yes, I am seeing it.

Hmm. You too?

Me too what?

Pogo stick?

I have doubts, but it's pretty awesome, isn't it?

Ugh!

Here's a pogo stick, right?

Well, I saw it earlier with you.

Stacy, how did you get in one of these?

I have absolutely no idea.

- Bouncy thing? - We just wanted to see this

from your perspective for once.

Ugh! Wait, full-length mirror.

Mom's upstairs!

Hey, look at me. I'm a cowboy.

It wasn't even said in reverse.

I don't think it hit anything, you know, disturbing.

Oh, look!

There it is, Perry the Platypus. Look!

So, Dad, like, don't forget Mom's birthday is,

like, coming up and, like, what she really wants...

Mom!

Okay, he's up at the top, Perry the Platypus.

Hold still. Hold it.

Steady. Steady. I got you.

Oh. Well, our work here is done.

Now it's spaces' problem.

Look, look, look!

Okay, selfie time?

- But, but, but... - Oh, hey, kids, you dressed up too?

Get in here.