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♪ There's 104 days
of summer vacation ♪
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♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
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♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe ♪
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♪ Building a rocket
Or fighting a mummy ♪
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♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves
Creating nano-bots ♪
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♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
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It's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent ♪
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♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
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Phineas!
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♪ As you can see,
there's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
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♪ Before school starts this fall ♪
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Come on, Perry!
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♪ So stick with us,
'cause Phineas and Ferb ♪
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♪ Are gonna do it all ♪
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♪ So stick with us,
'cause Phineas and Ferb ♪
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♪ Are gonna do it all! ♪
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Mom!
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Phineas and Ferb are making
a title sequence!
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9.37 a.m., metal beams, load bearing.
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Yeah.
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- Hey, just calling to gab.
- Can't gab, Stace.
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I'm in the middle of taking
the minutes of everything
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my brothers do to give
itemized documentation
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to Mom proving that the boys
were building today.
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And how is just writing this down going
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to prove anything, Candace?
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Well, I'm gonna get it notarized.
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- I'm not crazy.
- What you doing?
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9:40, catchphrase said.
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Hey, Isabella,
we're keeping it simple today.
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- Just a pogo stick.
- Just a pogo stick?
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Yeah, but, you know, big.
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Bye, kids. I'm off to the store.
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Mom, look what the boys are building.
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Hello, Candace. You still there?
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I'm always here.
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It's Mom who's never here
to see the boys. Wait!
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Their stuff only disappears
when Mom comes out to see it.
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It's okay with me seeing it, right?
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Right?
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Well, if I get Mom to dress up as me,
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then the mysterious force
will be fooled into letting
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what the boys built stay!
That's it!
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All I need is some kind of Candace suit!
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I'm gonna hate myself for suggesting this,
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but didn't Buford make
a full-size mold of you once?
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Yes! Meet me at Buford's!
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And I hate myself.
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Candace! 9:41! Platypus unaccounted for!
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Hello, Agent P.
Use the kitchen entrance again, I see.
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Why are there always leftover lids?
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Oh, speaking of leftovers, Carl, clean out
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the break room fridge, will you?
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Wait, we have breaks?
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Anyhoo, Doofenshmirtz
hasn't left his house
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in over 36 hours,
so maybe do a wellness check.
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Make sure he's hale and hearty.
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Carl, don't throw out my burrito ends.
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If I put them together,
I can make a whole new burrito.
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That's gross, sir.
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I called Buford, and he said to meet him
at his garage door.
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Well, that's not creepy at all.
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Ladies, to what do I owe this pleasure?
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Uh, by any chance, do you still have that
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weird life-size mold of me?
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You didn't think it was weird
when I used it to save you
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after you turned into a liquid.
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Oh, no, I thought it was weird,
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but not weirder than being a liquid.
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Good times. Yeah, I still have the mold.
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Entrez-vous.
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Baljeet?
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- He's got you involved in this?
- I know too much.
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The only way out is through...
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Uh, is that Mr. Jackson, my math teacher?
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I'm working my way through
everyone in Danville.
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It's a calling. Here you go.
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I got a bunch of Candaces right here.
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Okay, very disturbing.
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And why did you make multiples of me?
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Do not flatter yourself.
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You should see how many he has of me.
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It's like making pancakes.
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You gotta make more than one
to get some good ones.
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Duh. That one there?
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- That was the first pancake.
- Ew, gross.
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- Yikes.
- Hey, don't talk to Beatrice like that.
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- I'm sorry, Beatrice.
- Beatrice?
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Do not ask.
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Hmm.
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Yep, this could totally work
as a Candace suit for Mom.
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- If you can get her to wear it.
- I'll think of something.
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Your mom? I got one of her right here.
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Actually, I think I could use that.
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And I'm going to take all
of these as backups
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because you know something's
going to go wrong.
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Got any more in here?
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Ooh. Okay, let's get out of here.
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You guys, too. I could use your help.
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I knew these would come in handy one day.
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So, Buford, you don't want
to know what all this is about?
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Ah... No.
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♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪
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Perry the Platypus!
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I didn't want you to see me
like this either.
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Back, back. No biting. No biting.
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Down. All my leftovers were
wilted and soggy.
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Down. So I invented
the leftover revivenator.
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It's over there. See? Behold. Behold. Ow!
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But I think the setting was too high
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because my leftover potato salad
wasn't just revived,
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it was literally alive and aggressive.
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Perry the Platypus. You can help.
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Keep this thing busy while
I install a reverse switch.
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Ow! The silly chunks hurt.
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Perry the Platypus.
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Let's launch this puppy, Ferb.
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Okay.
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Isn't this great? What do you think?
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It's like a normal pogo stick.
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Yeah, but bigger.
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Okay, test run.
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Buford, you put on the Mom suit.
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Stacy, see if the boys have
the contraption out there.
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Looks like...
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Oh, a basic pogo stick. At least it's big.
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You'll see.
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Okay, I can't watch
because it'll compromise the experiment.
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But if you go out there
and the mysterious force
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thinks you're Mom,
the pogo stick shouldn't be there.
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Full disclosure, this isn't the first time
I've tried this on.
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Release the tassels!
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Oh, you might want to wear this.
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Oh, yeah!
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Three, two, one.
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This is awesome!
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Told ya! It's nice to be appreciated.
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Nothing is out there.
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- Yes! Ha-ha!
- This is awesome.
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I feel Mom power. Go to your room.
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Oh, what a rush.
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You're putting a Candace suit
over the mom suit.
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Yes. This will recreate how Mom
will be in a Candace suit.
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To fool the mysterious force.
Keep up, Stacy.
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I've always thought of myself as layered.
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Hmm. I never realized
how long my neck was.
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- Really?
- Really? Try this.
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- How do I look?
- Good enough.
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That was amazing.
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- Hi, Candace.
- It's here. It works.
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I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
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Just connecting
the reverse switch and done.
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Thank you so much, Perry the Platypus.
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Step aside so I can zap it back to normal.
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Wait, where is it going?
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Okay, wait. I'm almost there.
Follow that side dish.
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I think there's some
leftover pie in the can.
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Ew!
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Are these Candace suits?
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Yes. Yes, they are.
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- We're putting them on, aren't we?
- Duh.
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Oh, hi. I'm Candace,
and you guys are so busted.
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I'm obsessed with Ducky Momo,
and I'm 16 years old.
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I'm kind of loving being Candace.
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I'm going to take myself out for a stroll.
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- You do you, Candace.
- All right, Candace.
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♪ If you want to walk a mile
in someone's shoes ♪
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♪ But you just can't get
ahold of them, don't you worry ♪
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♪ Don't sing the blues ♪
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♪ Get yourself a life-size mold of them ♪
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♪ It's not creepy at all
to dress as your friend's sister ♪
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♪ But then again, in retrospect,
you should adjust the feet ♪
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♪ So you don't get a blister ♪
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♪ Feel the wind blow through your neck ♪
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♪ Today I get to be Candace ♪
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♪ You wouldn't understand this ♪
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♪ But this is the grandest ♪
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♪ Feelin' that I ever had ♪
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♪ Not to be a propagandist ♪
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♪ For what?
I'm trying to be Candace ♪
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♪ No I didn't plan this
But I gotta say it's not so bad ♪
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♪ It ain't so bad ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm seeing the world
through a different lens ♪
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♪ I hope that this day never ends ♪
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♪ What to do with this power
It just depends ♪
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♪ Got a strange desire
to bust my friends ♪
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♪ That's what it's like to be Candace ♪
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♪ No, you wouldn't understand this ♪
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♪ But it's the grandest ♪
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♪ Feelin' that I've ever had ♪
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♪ Today I get to be Candace ♪
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♪ I feel like calling Mom ♪
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Oh, hey, Candace. Nice creepy smile.
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- Hey, Stacy.
- Hey, Mom.
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So, uh, oh, there's this
selfie with a selfie thing
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people are doing online.
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You take a pic, dress the same
as someone else.
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- I haven't heard about it.
- Oh, it's a whole thing.
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Wouldn't it be fun to dress up
and take a selfie together?
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- Oh, I don't know.
- Come on, twinsies.
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I have this Candace suit I can put you in.
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Uh, Candace, this raises
a fairly important question.
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Why can't Stacy do it with you?
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It's a... mother-daughter thing.
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- It's a whole mother-daughter thing.
- Yeah?
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You do it with your mom, uh-huh.
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Well, okay, sweetie, if you want.
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- This is so weird.
- Okay, Mom, let's go outside.
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Better lighting for the picture.
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Okay, but let me go upstairs
first to see myself
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in the full-length mirror.
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This is just too funny.
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Hi, Candace. Hi, Candace. Oh, hi, Candace.
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Hi, Candace. Hi, Candace.
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- 'Sup, Chief?
- Hello, Candace.
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It's still there. It's still there.
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Okay, Mom, come on, let's go!
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You're seeing this, right?
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Yep, there it is.
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- Mom?
- No, it's me.
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And I'm so sweaty.
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What? No! Ugh!
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Mom, there you are.
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Come on.
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- You see this pogo stick, yeah?
- Yes, I am seeing it.
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Hmm. You too?
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Me too what?
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Pogo stick?
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I have doubts,
but it's pretty awesome, isn't it?
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Ugh!
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Here's a pogo stick, right?
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Well, I saw it earlier with you.
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Stacy, how did you get in one of these?
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I have absolutely no idea.
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- Bouncy thing?
- We just wanted to see this
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from your perspective for once.
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Ugh! Wait, full-length mirror.
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Mom's upstairs!
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Hey, look at me. I'm a cowboy.
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It wasn't even said in reverse.
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I don't think it hit anything,
you know, disturbing.
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Oh, look!
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There it is, Perry the Platypus. Look!
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So, Dad, like, don't forget
Mom's birthday is,
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like, coming up and, like,
what she really wants...
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Mom!
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Okay, he's up at the top,
Perry the Platypus.
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Hold still. Hold it.
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Steady. Steady. I got you.
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Oh. Well, our work here is done.
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Now it's spaces' problem.
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Look, look, look!
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Okay, selfie time?
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- But, but, but...
- Oh, hey, kids, you dressed up too?
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Get in here.
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