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Hi, Fireside Girls.
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Let's welcome another day for us to be
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chipper, cooperative
and cheer in unison!
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As you all know, the Annual Fireside
Cupcake Jamboree is coming up
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and we have a big decision to make--
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Picking the cupcake flavor to bring.
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Ms. Feyersied will be here soon
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to guide the proceedings---
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Oh. Hi Ms. Feyersied.
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You won't make it in today--
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I guess I can run the meeting.
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I'll just follow the Fireside Handbook.
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Feel better! Bye!
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So, I guess we'll go ahead and start.
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Our trusty Fireside Handbook
has some guidelines to follow!
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Starting with the compliment session.
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You are worthy of
every patch you've earned.
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You always inspire me to get 1% better.
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You have natural charm
and leadership ability.
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Sorry to, uh, ping your pong, Agent P.
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But we've received word that
Doofenshmirtz has made
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an appointment to renew
his evil business license.
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And the only thing worse
than regular evil is unlicensed evil.
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So make sure he does
the proper paperwork.
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That reminds me, sir.
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OWCA's business license
expired last month!
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There's nothing wrong with
unlicensed good, Carl.
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Oh, uh, since you're in the area,
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Carl would appreciate it
if you renewed our license too.
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I think it's cupcake time.
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- Cupcakes are life!
- Yay!
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Cupcake time!
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So, it says here, we should vote on
our preferred cupcake flavor.
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That should be super easy.
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- Vanilla!
- Vanilla!
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Vanilla!
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Red Velvet.
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What? I like red velvet.
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I like red velvet.
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- Vanilla!
- Red Velvet!
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- Vanilla!
- Red Velvet!
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So what do we do now, Isabella?
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Oh, um, well, eh--
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It says here,
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"In the incredibly unlikely
event of a tie vote...
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just vote again."
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Hmm. All in favor of vanilla,
raise your hand.
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All in favor of red velvet?
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Hmm. I don't remember a single time
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we didn't unanimously pick the same thing,
then rejoice in a harmonized shriek.
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Hmm. A split decision. Now what?
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This is a situation the Fireside Girls
have never had to deal with.
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Perry the Platypus!
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Walk and talk, my nimble friend.
Walk and talk.
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I have to renew
my evil business license
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at Danville's Embassy for Evil today.
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You can come along in case I need someone
to vouch for my evilness,
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which I think... I think you can do.
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Shoo! Shoo! Find your own Inator
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to put your gross pigeon feet on!
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Have you seen pigeon feet?
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Well, don't start now. Trust me.
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You can't unsee them. Disgusting.
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That's the trap I was gonna use on you
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but my evil license expired
as we previously established,
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and I don't want to pay all those fines.
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Adyson, you were the first to earn
a cupcake delivery patch.
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How about you deliver
your trash to the trashcan?
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Or maybe you should get
a shut your cakehole patch.
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- Excuse me?
- Nothing.
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Maybe we should try giving
the cupcake flavor another vote.
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What if we did donuts?
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- Hooray!
- Donuts!
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I love dunkable snacks!
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Okay ladies. I think
we should stick to cupcakes.
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Let's just pick one.
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Red velvet or vanilla.
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How about neither?
Let's pick a new flavor.
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- Why not donuts?
- I'll never back down from the donuts.
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- I have no agency!
- Girls! Stop!
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I'm sorry. Let just, um...
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Okay, here's an idea from
the "One of those days" section.
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Let's all hold hands
and sing a jovial song.
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In D major. And a one, two, a three--
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Wha-- What's happening?
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We've never gone off pitch!
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Is there a full moon tonight?
Is Mercury in retrograde?
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It should take
just a minute, Perry the Platypus.
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Diminutive... I'd say
it's nice to see you,
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but I'm an evil scientist, not a liar.
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Doofenshmirtz.
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Yes, yes, enough of this awkward banter.
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I'm cutting in line.
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Isabella, why don't you
let me take over the meeting?
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It seems like it's too much for you.
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It's not too much for me, Gretchen.
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It's a cupcake vote, just pick a flavor.
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You want to put us
all in these little boxes,
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like your stupid little vanilla cupcakes.
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But we just want to do whatever we want!
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You are not the boss of us.
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Not the boss!
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- Whatever we want!
- General anger!
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Just vote for a flavor!
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Who wants vanilla?
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Vanilla, huh?
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Do you have a patch for being basic?
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Well I do have the most patches.
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So yes, I probably
do have that basic patch!
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Um, what I mean to say is,
let's focus, girls.
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The girls need someone to make a choice!
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To lead them!
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Gretchen, what's going on?
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We're always on the same page!
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I think it's time I have my own page.
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A new page.
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Oh, hello, handsome.
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Do you have
a viable backstory?
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Oh, plenty! Plenty!
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Back in Drusselstein, in the days o--
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Please do not
monologue into the interface.
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Perhaps you shouldn't have asked!
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Please select your nemesis.
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Uh, he's more of a, a frenemy,
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but our boundaries are fluid.
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You're ready to begin your assessment.
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Right this way, please.
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See! Cupcakes can be donuts too!
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We don't have to conform
to society's norms anymore!
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Non-conformity!
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Cupcakes with holes!
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I... taste... power!
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Only whoever holds
the handbook should speak!
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Your taste is suspect, Isabella!
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Who even thinks triangles are cute?
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He's more than a triangle!
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That's not like me!
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The choice is easy!
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Red velvet! Or donuts!
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Pick your side!
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- Chocolate!
- Cronuts!
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Cheese plate!
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Remember, girls! Cooperate!
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Appreciate!
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Ahh!
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Flan!
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1:00 PM: taste test
the girls' cupcakes!
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I love it! I love the taste!
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You can't see us like this!
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I guess girls do mature faster than boys.
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Your next assignment is scheming.
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Take over this model
of the Tri-State Area.
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Your time starts now.
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Doof likey.
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Well, first I would place
a robot army right here.
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Wait-- wait--
that's a one-way street,
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so they would actually,
I guess be over here.
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Wait-- this is no longer
a vacuum store.
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They actually sell T-I-R-E-S.
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Tires. They sell tires there--
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And who made this model?
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This can't be a restaurant.
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They're not zoned for food.
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And time's up.
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Eh, that tracks I suppose...
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Okay, we're just gonna montage
through the next few tests.
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♪ Pick a side or bring the fire ♪
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Cooperate, you animals!
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♪ Pick a side or bring the fire ♪
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♪ Bring the fire, and watch it... ♪
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♪ Burn ♪
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♪ Watch it all burn ♪
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♪ Watch your back,
I'm ready to rumble ♪
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♪ Were gonna see which way
the cupcake crumbles ♪
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♪ We bake them from scratch ♪
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♪ You've met your match ♪
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♪ I'm gonna earn my anarchy patch ♪
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♪ Watch it burn ♪
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♪ Watch it all burn ♪
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- ♪ You want vanilla, but I'm seeing red ♪
- ♪ Velvet ♪
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♪ I think there's something
wrong with your head ♪
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♪ I'm not sweet, I'm sour ♪
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♪ I'm hungry for power ♪
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♪ And this escalated
in less than an hour ♪
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♪ Watch it burn ♪
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♪ Watch it all burn ♪
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♪ Watch it burn ♪
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♪ Watch it all burn ♪
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Are there any more tests?
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No, you completed all the tests.
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But our system is down,
so you'll have to come back tomorrow.
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What? Tomorrow?
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Or you can do it all online.
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Online? That was
an option this whole time?
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Well, ain't that a kick in the--
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Ow!
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They really need to add
a section for this in the handbook.
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This is seriously out of control.
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But I feel so safe with you, Isabella.
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Like nothing bad will ever happen--
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Man, that was difficult.
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It used to be so easy,
just like filling out a piece of paper
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and dropping it off.
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All right, Perry the Platypus,
you can do your thing now.
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I've got the rest of
the afternoon off. Apparently.
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Congratulations, you have renewed
your good business license!
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You know, I'm just gonna
take the high road
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and use this as a backstory for some--
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Please do not
monologue into the interface.
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I can't lie, girls.
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I'm tempted to join you all in the chaos.
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Maybe there's a patch
at the end of this very dark tunnel,
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but for the first time, I don't know...
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Down with Isa-smella!
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Son of a patch!
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That's it!
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Wait, wait, why is this turned on?
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Shoo, shoo bird, shoo. Huh.
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I hope my Uncooperate-Inator
didn't cause
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any problems in that
little building over there!
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♪ Ooooh, la la la ♪
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That was... weird.
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- What happened?
- I have no idea.
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So, how about red velvet...
with vanilla frosting?
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Yay!
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See? Everything works out
when you cooperate.
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-♪ You want vanilla, but I'm seeing red ♪
- ♪ Velvet ♪
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♪ I think there's something
wrong with your head ♪
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♪ I'm not sweet, I'm sour ♪
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♪ I'm hungry for power ♪
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♪ And this escalated
in less than an hour ♪
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♪ Watch it burn ♪
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♪ Watch it all burn ♪
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♪ Watch it burn ♪
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♪ Watch it all burn ♪
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