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♪ There's another hundred and four days ♪

♪ Of summer vacation ♪

♪ And then school comes along just to end it ♪

♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪

♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪

♪ Like maybe ♪

♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪

♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪

Hey!

♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

♪ Surfing tidal waves Creating nano-bots ♪

- ♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪ - It's over here!

♪ Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent ♪

- ♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪ - Phineas!

♪ As you can see there's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪

- ♪ Before school starts this fall ♪ - Come on, Perry!

♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb ♪

♪ Are gonna do it all! ♪

♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb ♪

♪ Are gonna do it all! ♪

Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

Wow, it's massive.

A humongous boat is the perfect setting

for a humongous bust!

- Bust boat! - Well, technically it's a ship.

Candace, it's a vacation.

A vacation from busting.

And tonight, we get to see something

that only happens once a decade.

The Tri-State Aurora.

A natural light show in the sky.

A shame there are no pets allowed.

Mmm, I know.

But it was sweet of Stacy to pet-sit.

Eat my pixels, Teal-Boy.

Ah!

Lucky shot.

Agent P, pack your pool noodles

and get to the Danville docks.

Doof boarded a party cruise

and my Aunt Olga is on that ship celebrating her birthday.

I don't want him to ruin her big day.

Stop Doof.

Don't worry, I'll cover for you!

But I'm not giving back this petsitting money.

Welcome aboard, passengers.

I'm your captain, Sven Jorgansenson.

Come sundown,

hit the upper deck and witness the majestic beauty

of the Tri-State Aurora.

Weather permitting, of course.

Vanessa, thanks for coming with me on this cruise.

I... I've been needing a break from evil.

It's so much more than a job,

it's a lifestyle...

that you can take anywhere.

So behold!

My Travel-Size-Inator!

Isn't that the garage door clicker?

Well, yes, but... but I souped it up.

It's now my Travel-Size-Inator and it will shrink anything I want

down to travel-size so it will fit in my bag.

And then when I get home, I just reverse it and voila!

So, your idea of a break from evil is to steal everything on the ship?

It's not stealing.

This cruise was advertised as "all-inclusive",

- so I'm getting my money's worth. - Yeah, have fun with that.

I'm gonna go check out the ship, while there's still

stuff left to see on it.

Oh, not for long, sweetie. Have fun!

Mini TV, mini mini-fridge.

Oh, it's so much cuter when it's mini-mini.

- You boys have fun. - Sure thing, Mom.

Absolutely splendid.

I'll take a deep dive into the history of this ship and-- Ooh!

Oh. Oh my! Oh.

We'll meet back here tonight for the Aurora!

Forget the boys, Candace. We're on vacation.

Let's head to the spa. That'll help you,

I mean us, unwind!

Hmm. We're out of our natural habitat, Ferb.

And I know what we're gonna do today!

Antiquated spherical artillery!

Cannonball!

Sure, if you want to say it the easy way.

Cool castle!

Yeah, this is fun,

there's only so much we can do with these blocks.

We can help with that.

Ferb, did you pack those miniature medieval catapults?

I'll take that!

There you go!

I'll take that!

Just getting my money's worth.

And ooh That would look nice in my foyer!

Ahhh. Perry the Platypus.

How nice of you to join our little family vac--

Ow, my toe!

Aah!

Attention, passengers!

Due to unexpected cloud cover,

tonight's Aurora might be obstructed from view.

Let us hope for a change in the weather.

- What! - Come on!

- Bummer! - Well, looks like it's time to head back

into the windowless casino and lose all sense of time and spatial awareness.

- Thanks, Phineas and Ferb. - Oh, you're welcome.

But with those clouds,

no one will be able to see the Aurora.

Well, Ferb,

I know what else we're gonna do today.

My busting senses are tingling.

Oh, that's just the massage oil, honey. Relax...

Oof! Ow! Okay, okay! I'm relaxing!

Vanessa Doofenshmirtz? Is that you?

Monty Monogram?

What are the odds? Wow! It's been a while.

Oh, uh, please allow me to introduce you to Olga,

my Dad's vaguely European aunt.

You, nice young girl, take stroll,

eat food with nephew.

I must soak foot.

Okay, Auntie. I'll see you later.

- Shall we? - We shall.

♪ One, two, cha cha cha! One, two-- ♪

Huh?

Now I've got potato salad in my pants!

Again!

It's crazy us bumping into each other like this.

But I'm glad we did.

Ooh! Mini corn dogs!

Okay, Ferb.

While a subatomic deionization ray could dissipate the cloud cover

it might be simpler to just raise the ship above the clouds.

But how?

Just look at us, Eddie.

We've already run out of kids to make the balloon animals for.

What are we gonna do with the rest of this helium?

Ferb, We're gonna need bigger balloons.

Check it out! It's working!

So, Nessa... I gotta ask,

what happened between us?

You kinda just stopped calling.

I don't know.

The whole star-crossed-love thing was fun and all, but

I just couldn't keep lying to my Dad about us.

Wait! Star-crossed-love? Wait! Wait!

Vanessa! Was this your secret boyfriend?

This guy?

The guy with the enormous nostrils?

Hey, you've got a bat in the cave there, buddy!

Well, the rules are different. We're on international waters...

Wa-wa-wait! No, no, no! I'm not on the menu!

Did you hear something?

Probably my stomach. I'm starving.

Sorry, didn't agree with me.

Well, that was smooth, huh? Unlike these potatoes.

Um, I'm gonna need another napkin.

Right away, sir.

Work on a cruise ship, they said.

You'll see the world, they said.

You won't just be picking up random people's soiled napkins, they said.

Oh! Come on!

Hey guys, check out the Aurora.

Whoa!

♪ When we're up high above the clouds ♪

♪ We glide without a care ♪

♪ And while there's all of there ionized particles ♪

♪ Flowing through our hair ♪

♪ It's oh so nice to have a ship that we can commandeer ♪

♪ So we can soar among the colorful disturbances ♪

♪ Of our magnetosphere ♪

♪ We couldn't see a thing below the hazy overcast ♪

♪ We had to think of something ♪

♪ Cos this light show couldn't last ♪

♪ We won't let disappointing weather patterns ever keep us down ♪

♪ When the Tri-State Aurora comes around ♪

♪ It's nice to have balloons and helium ♪

♪ From two disgruntled clowns ♪

♪ When the Tri-State Aurora comes around ♪

♪ Comes around ♪

Hey! Hey! Let us go, you sky rat!

Thank you!

Ah! Thank goodness!

Perry the Platypus, you're okay!

But not for long...

En guard!

Way to go, Ferb! We did it!

Wait... did what?

Phineas and Ferb! That's absolutely beautiful!

And absolutely bustable!

Mom! The boys tied massive circus balloon animals to the ship

and we're flying through the sky.

Candace, do you even hear the words that come out of your mouth?

You need to relax, honey.

No! Cucumbers can wait! Must show proof!

Hey! Hey, wait!

How does this toy castle have working catapults?

- Conga conga conga! - Hurry, Mom!

I'm not sure we're allowed to run on the deck, Candace.

Hurry, Mom! There were huge balloon animals and they're making us fly!

Look, Mom! Quick!

Magnificent!

Thanks for making sure I didn't miss it, dear.

A perfect end to our mother-daughter day.

But, but, but, but--

Oh, never mind.

It really is beautiful.

Well, passengers,

I am happy to announce

the clouds have parted.

Take a look at the magic of the Tri-State Aurora.

Perry the Platypus, hold your tiny horses!

I just remembered.

My Inator had a reverse switch this whole time!

I don't know what I was thinking!

Freeze!

What? It said it was all-inclusive in the brochure.

Oh, it is.

We're arresting you for smuggling a platypus on board.

No pets allowed.

He's not my pet! We have a complicated relationship.

Wow. I'd say something really sweet and clever right now,

but I got nothing.

Me neither.

Eh, we're in international waters.

I guess it is pretty amazing.

Fine!

Truly marvelous!

You should have seen it up close.

It's so beautiful.

How is it so beautiful?

The scope of possibilities in this world is as vast as the ocean

and as limitless as the cosmos.

See Earl?

This makes all those clown college student loans worth it.

Well, Perry the Platypus,

it looks like ano-- wai---

Curse you, Perry the Platypus.

And curse you too,

you awe-inspiring natural phenomenon.