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[Bowling for Soup] ♪ There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation ♪

♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪

♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪

♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪

♪ Like maybe ♪

♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪

♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪

Hey!

♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

♪ Surfing tidal waves Creating nano-bots ♪

♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪

It's over here!

♪ Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent ♪

♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪

Phineas!

♪ As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪

♪ Before school starts this fall ♪

Come on, Perry!

♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪

♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪

Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

[Baljeet] Thank you, Phineas.

In researching for my very first slumber party,

in which I am so excited to stay up past

my regular bedtime of 9:30 p.m...

-You'll never make it. -...I present to you

the ultimate sleepover checklist.

Smoothies, a pillow fight, ice cream sundae bar,

-some mores-- -No, no, no, no, no, no.

You gotta have pranks, pranks calls, Prank Sinatra,

prank hand in warm water, stuff like that.

All right. I am not dealing with you guys tonight.

Stacy and Vanessa are on their way over,

and we're having our own sleepover with our own activities.

Besides, you already built your wacky doohickey,

-which you missed. -Huh?

-So I am officially off doohickey duty. -[doorbell ringing]

[both scream]

-'Sup. -I'm so glad you could come.

Me, too.

Well, my dad was also driving me nuts.

Hey, Vanessa! Vanessa!

Hey, Vanessa! Vanessa! It's Jingle Bells. Listen.

[imitates Jingle Bells]

Yeah, so glad to be here.

-Ooh, this looks fun. -You remember my brothers?

-Yeah. Hey, guys. -Hey.

Oh, don't talk to the tiny ones.

-Upstairs for some real fun. -Okay.

[yawns] There's snacks in the sink and dishes in the fridge.

I'm just gonna have some chamomile tea which knocks me out.

So you guys have fun.

Gentlemen and lady, start your slumbers.

Hey, where's Perry?

Oh, there you are. Night, Perry.

[♪ lullaby playing]

[♪ spy music playing]

Agent P, we're gonna need you to pull an all-night stakeout over at Doof's.

Where should I put the chips and dip, sir?

The only dip here is you, Carl.

Sorry, Agent P.

Tonight's the finale of Acquaintances.

♪ Acquaintances ♪

♪ They're really not that close ♪

Having a little watch party.

I'm so excited to find out what happens to Antonio

or that conventionally handsome Ryan.

Anyhoo, I'm sure you're seeing that giant megaphone

there on Doof's balcony.

He hasn't done anything with it all day, which is odd, as he--

Is this a stakeout, Perry the Platypus?

I see you. Just come up. We'll have a stake in.

Come on in. Come on up.

Oops. Bye.

Ah, Perry the Platypus.

Come on in, take a seat.

I'm just looking for the right channel. [laughing]

Now that you're nice and comfy,

I can prattle on about my improbable pet peeve.

Every day, when I go downstairs to get my mail,

my neighbor Tyler is down there spoiling the ending

of every show to my other neighbors.

Then you find out he was faking his coma.

Hey! I haven't seen that episode yet.

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz] And now he's getting a rep

as the most evil guy in our building,

a title that should that should rightly go to me.

It's my name on the sign. It's my name up there.

So it got me thinking. If he's the most evil

by spoiling things to people in the building,

what if I spoiled things to the entire Tri-State Area?

You see, tonight is the two-hour finale of a very popular show.

Acquaintances.

♪ Acquaintances ♪

♪ They mostly just make small talk ♪

Norm figured out how to get the Drusselsteinian VPN feed

so I can watch it early.

I'll find out the ending and then I'll go over to that giant megaphone

and yell out all the spoilers to everyone.

Who's the evil one now, Tyler?

I know what you're thinking. How am I,

a middle-aged man who's never made it

through an entire movie without falling asleep

and who also coincidentally just ate a full turkey dinner,

how am I going to stay awake for a two-hour show?

Well, well, behold the awakenator!

It will sense me dozing and zap me awake.

Settle in, the show's starting.

[♪ show theme song playing on TV]

So, are you team Ryan or team Antonio?

Okay. First item on the checklist is to watch a scary movie.

Well, good thing we've got the ultimate movie watching experience.

Ferb vision.

I know earlier we built one of our most amazing inventions ever...

We were all here. You don't have to describe it.

You're right, but then Ferb threw this together before dinner.

It's a twofer.

Inside the climate-controlled dome

are comfy cantilevered seats

which react to what's going on in the movie.

[Baljeet snoring]

-Baljeet! -I am awake! I am awake.

The best part,

the base is made entirely of kettle corn,

and it's constantly popping,

so you can catch it in midair.

Okay, grab your movie goggles, everyone.

[excited chatter]

I am so excited for some solid girl time with you guys tonight.

I thought we could enjoy this charcuterie board,

then play truth or dare,

then watch a movie on my laptop.

Uh, maybe don't look outside, Candace.

What? They're doing a twofer? Ugh, I'm getting Mom.

Come on, Candace. There's like a million other things

we could do tonight besides busting your brothers.

We could do anything. Well, anything but sleep.

♪ We could curl your hair Stay up and play truth or dare ♪

♪ Dress up in cloaks and monster masks ♪

♪ To give your brothers a scare ♪

♪ We can watch foreign dramas in our footie pajamas ♪

♪ There will be no counting sheep tonight ♪

Okay, but what about llamas?

♪ 'Cause there ain't no sleeping at a slumber party ♪

♪ We're up till the morning light ♪

♪ Because there ain't no sleeping at a slumber party ♪

♪ There ain't no sleeping tonight ♪

♪ The popcorn is popping ♪

♪ And the sound system's bopping ♪

Did you hear what Jeremy said?

Buford, stop eavesdropping.

♪ Playing light as a feather Perform a seance together ♪

Ooh, we can confess our deepest darkest secrets and emotions.

Or whatever.

♪ Because there ain't no sleeping at a slumber party ♪

♪ There ain't no sleeping tonight ♪

♪ There's so much at stake I gotta stay awake ♪

Ow! I'm just resting my eyes.

Come on, it's the commercial break.

♪ 'Cause at the end of the day ♪

♪ It's always taken away ♪

♪ Disappeared Gone out of sight ♪

♪ A second invention means a second chance ♪

♪ To bust the boys Gonna get it right ♪

♪ Get it right ♪

♪ Because there ain't no sleeping at a slumber party ♪

♪ We're up till the morning light ♪

♪ Because there ain't no sleeping at a slumber party ♪

That means I have all night.

To bust.

Wow, Candace,

you didn't really take anything away from that, did you?

-[screams] -Okay, sleep master general, it's 9:29.

Hand over the skin-safe nontoxic markers

so I can draw on your face when you fall asleep.

I am insulted.

I will have you know that I... [snoring]

Knew it, prime for drawing.

[gasps] Even better,

maybe I can borrow some makeup from Candace.

-[electricity crackling] -[Dr. Doofenshmirtz screams]

-[electricity buzzing] -[screams]

Okay, what did I miss? Anything spoily?

Antonio, how could you do that terrible thing I don't need to describe?

Wait. Who's this guy? Who's the guy with the mustache?

-Okay, Stacy, truth or dare? -Uh, truth.

What's the grossest thing that ever happened to you?

Ladies! I was looking for some makeup to prank Baljeet,

but I see now we're playing truth or dare.

Dare me anything. I only do dares.

-Get out! -Uh, wait! Not so fast.

Okay, Buford, I dare you

to dunk your head in the toilet.

That's how I style my hair.

-Think bigger. -Okay, how about go downstairs

and take a bite of Perry's food?

I already did that when I came in.

-Next! -I dare you to let me give you a makeover.

Fine, but I'm an autumn.

Uh, Vanessa, just give him some blush and get him out of here.

-Stacy! -Yo, Ferb!

Can that thing get the finale of Acquaintances?

♪ Acquaintances ♪

♪ They hang out at parties but they don't really have any idea ♪

♪ Of what's going on in each other's lives ♪

[coughs]

Indeed. But can you handle the 273K?

No! Don't encourage him.

-Vanessa! -[laughing]

Buford, you look just like Queen Victoria.

Yeah, I'm pulling it off.

-Slay, Queenie! -That's it!

I'm putting an end to this and getting mom.

Candace, maybe it would be cool

if we could all have fun together.

-[screams] -Come on, Candace.

We dare you not to get your mom.

Well, if you can't beat them...

Join them in a high-def circular dome TV?

Mom!

Mom, wake up! Wake up, Mom!

[clock ringing]

[snoring]

[inhales]

[horn blowing]

Wow, that chamomile tea really does knock her out.

[mumbling]

[mumbling continues]

Well, pardon me, Your Majesty.

'Sup, chief?

[snoring]

-[electricity buzzing] -[screams]

[mumbling]

Perry the Platypus!

How did you--

Why do I always use so much butter?

I'm so groggy. That turkey really packs a punch.

[grunts]

[screams] Mom, look outside!

Wake up!

Hey!

-[thuds] -[cat yowls]

Ow! Oh, I am awake now.

[grunts]

-Maybe if I get you outside... -[thuds]

Perry the Platypus!

How did you-- [gulps]

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[birds chirping]

Mom, look.

You see that?

[mumbles]

Candace, is this some kind of ridiculous Internet prank?

It's like a thousand o'clock.

But, but, but, but...

And why is your father having a full formal English tea

-with Buford? -Tea, Your Majesty?

Did you see the finale last night?

No, I fell asleep. I'll have to watch it tonight.

Antonio and Ryan found out they had a mutual acquaintance.

[sighs] Curse you, Tyler the Spoiler.

♪ Tyler is Evil Incorporated ♪

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz] No, we are not changing the jingle.

All right, let's see what's playing?

A movie day,

what an off-brand approach to our afternoon.

Yeah, I've been in the mood for a rom-com.

-Oh, what about a western? -Ugh! A western?

What do you got against westerns?

Aside from the hack storytelling,

they're just a sea of sepia tone and spittoons.

I bet you a fried pickle I can change your perspective.

First, I do not like fried pickles.

And secondly, you can never change my perspective.

-Can too. -Can not.

Well, I guess I know what we're gonna do today.

Hey, where's Perry?

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[beeps]

Agent P.

Doofenshmirtz is at the Almond Brittle Convention,

so you have the day off.

I'm in nearby Swampville

teaching Carl the manly art of piloting a fan boat.

Very manly, sir.

Did I mention I'm allergic to bug bites?

Maybe we should turn back.

Wait. "Deadly rapids ahead"? Carl, slow down.

I can't, sir, rapids are fast.

That's actually what "rapid" means.

[Major Monogram] Don't you argue semantics with me.

Mayday! Mayday!

Use your monotreme instincts to find us.

[screams] Bring mosquito repellent!

[♪ scat music playing]

[Phineas] Yeehaw!

Are we lost, sir?

I'm pretty sure there's a small town half a klick north.

Or was it south? Uh, it probably doesn't matter.

Just try and keep up.

I think I'm stuck.

Put your back into it, Carl.

Not one word.

-Are we gonna die, sir? -We're going to be fine.

In dire situations, you must rely on your...

manly man instincts.

Now follow me.

[beeping]

[motor whirs]

[man] Manly platypus.

[♪ spy music playing]

[Baljeet] "Forced Perspective Western Town."

This is gonna help us change your perspective on westerns.

Ferb, a demonstration, please.

Depending on the position you're in,

the varying size proportions trick the brain

into seeing a different scale.

Ready, Isabella?

[Isabella] Yippee-ki-yay.

You see, the second hat was much bigger,

but it was further away.

How is this going to change my perspective on western cinema?

Perhaps a heartfelt ditty will clarify that for you. Hit it.

♪ In a Forced Perspective Western Town ♪

♪ You might go up You might go down ♪

♪ In the Forced Perspective Western ♪

♪ You could be the biggest and the baddest itty-bitty guy around ♪

♪ How you finagle your angle will change your point of view ♪

♪ Doo doodly doo ♪

♪ In a Forced Perspective Western Town with you ♪

Yeehaw!

[train whistles]

Yeah, I don't really get how it works, either.

It's best not to think about it too hard.

Whatever. Have you come around yet to appreciate

the rustic beauty of the Wild West?

While this Forced Perspective Town is charming,

it has not changed my perspective.

I still find the Western film genre tacky and--

[screams]

Hot biscuits, it's looks like I snagged me

one of them teal-tailed city ducks,

or my name ain't Bubba Doofenshmirtz.

And you know it is.

It is. Mmm-mmm. I'm gonna make me some city duck stew,

starring you.

Sir, I don't think our instincts can get us out of this one.

Oh, don't be a stick in the mud, Carl.

I'm not a stick, sir.

I'm a person in the mud,

with feelings and mudskippers!

Make it stop, sir.

My mustache, my beautiful mustache--

Wait, we're not really stuck.

-It's our boots, sir. -You're absolutely right.

We've got to strip down to our skivvies.

We can shelter in that shack over there.

[smacking]

[smacking continues]

Wait, where is the sound still coming from?

Y'all don't stop now.

I was just getting going.

Baljeet, your perspective will never change

if you don't put in a little bit of effort.

Okay, okay.

A little to the left and...

Uh, there. Hold it!

[Candace] "Hold it" is right.

There's a new sheriff in town.

Wait, what?

Phineas and Ferb, what did you do to me?

Nothing, Candace.

It's just an optical illusion.

You're actually back there?

I don't like these optics.

I'm still telling Mom.

-[alarm beeping] -How do I not have any bars?

This is our backyard.

-Perhaps you should try telegraph. -Telegraph?

Uhh! Good thing I went to that Morse code camp three summers in a row.

"Boys built old-timey town.

No building codes. Get home."

[laughing]

Oh, Candace,

make sure not to rile the miniature ponies.

-[pony whinnies] -Ahh! [breathing heavily]

Why are these miniature ponies so big?

They're in the foreground.

That doesn't even make sense. Ow!

Then how did they kick me?

[screaming]

-[♪ suspenseful music playing] -[screams]

[phone vibrating]

Dash, dot, dot, dot, dash, dash.

It's a good thing that I worked on that submarine

those three summers that Candace was at Morse code camp.

"Boys built old-timey..." [sighs] I don't even want to know.

I'll tell you what, Lunch...

You don't mind if I call you "Lunch," do you?

I'ma... I'ma call you "Lunch."

Oh, that's my cousin Heinz.

He's from Drusselstein.

He moved to the big city, though.

Now-- now me,

I was born and raised in this here swamp,

just a stone's throw away of two bigger adjacent swamps.

So it occurred to me if I could connect all three,

I could take over the entire Tri-Swamp Area.

Problem is these beavers keep building dams

to keep the three swamps separate.

A nuisance.

You're a nuisance.

But you, my little duck buddy, you are one of a kind.

The eating kind.

A little pepper, a little paprika.

-[sneezes] -Bless your heart, Lunch.

So I built a gizmo to trick them beavers into eating their own dams.

Behold my beavernator!

Hey, Ned, Ned. Time to feed the beavs! Come on, Ned.

Come and get it, little fellers.

[Bubba] The gizmo pulls that doohickey,

which yanks up that thingamajig,

ringing them tin cans, which have been precisely tuned

to the resonant frequencies of beavers brain waves,

hypnotizing them beavers.

Look, it's working right now.

Now, drain them dams lickety-split.

[frequency humming]

Ring-a-ding-dong, it works.

Functioning properly.

You see that? You see it right?

Uh, nah, I've been trap building

since I was knee-high to a grasshopper.

You ain't getting out of that one.

This town ain't big enough for the both of us.

But now it is.

It's working.

[Buford] I totally changed your perspective.

Draw!

-[ringing] -Oh-ho! Dead ringer.

I reckon Baljeet wins.

Well, winning does take the sting out of the fact

that there's obviously a horse out there somewhere with only three shoes.

Wait, what do we got here?

Well, come on up.

-I'm making supper. -Oh, thank you so much.

Mmm. What is that wonderful smell?

-Agent P? -Agent P?

Go on, have a taste.

Mmm.

Go on.

Now, don't be shy.

I suppose I'll tone down the spice for you city folk.

Oh, no, the more spice, the better.

Oh, maybe spices from another room.

Like really-hard-to-find spices.

Oh, yeah. Now we're talking.

All right, I'll see what I can rustle up.

But, sir, you can barely handle black pepper.

Quiet, Carl.

Okay, okay. This took some rustling,

but I found... Hey, wait a sec!

What do you city boys think you're doing with my city duck?

[♪ dramatic music playing]

-[whirring] -[thuds]

That's my lunch.

Hey, you're taking my lunch.

Well, folks, I do not know about Western cinema,

but this Forced Perspective Western Town has been a hoot,

which I am just now realizing is a thing.

Hey, shouldn't you be riding off into the sunset or something?

The only proper response to that question is...

-Yeehaw! -[neighing]

-[screams] -[thuds]

[slurping]

[♪ spy music playing]

Hey, y'all city boys come back here with my lunch!

Good thing I asked you to bring that repellent.

Oh! Oh, no!

No!

Curse you, Lunch!

Time to bust them sodbusters.

[wave crashing]

Oh, wow. That was close.

-See, Mom? See, Mom? Here, look. -Right.

Oh, my gosh. Did you guys build this little western town?

It's adorable, and it looks so big from down here.

That's the forced perspective.

I was gonna make some popcorn.

Who wants to watch a movie?

I believe I'm in the mood for a Western.

Yeah, let's do it.

That doesn't even make any sense.

And that's not how forced perspective works.

[Linda] Are you coming or not?

Yes, I'm coming.

♪ There will be no counting sheep tonight ♪

♪ Okay, but what about llamas? ♪

♪ 'Cause there ain't no sleeping at a slumber party ♪

♪ There ain't no sleeping tonight ♪

♪ The popcorn is popping ♪

♪ And the sound system's bopping ♪

Did you hear what Jeremy said?

Buford, stop eavesdropping.

♪ Playing light as a feather Perform a seance together ♪

Ooh, we can confess our deepest darkest secrets and emotions.

Or whatever.

♪ Because there ain't no sleeping at a slumber party ♪

♪ There ain't no sleeping tonight ♪