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♪ There's a hundred and four days
of summer vacation ♪
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♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
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♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe ♪
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♪ Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy ♪
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♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves
Creating nano-bots ♪
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♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
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It's over here!
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♪ Fighting a dodo bird
Painting a continent ♪
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♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
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Phineas!
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♪ As you can see, there's a whole lot of ♪
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♪ Stuff to do
before school starts this fall ♪
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Come on, Perry!
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♪ So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
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♪ So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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Hmm... Feels like
something is missing.
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Buford, what have you done?
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You're gonna have to wait
for my tell-all memoir
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just like everyone else.
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What you do--
Oh, it's just you.
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The more pressing question is,
"Where are Phineas and Ferb?"
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Wait, what's this button?
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[whirring]
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Hey, gang, Ferb and I
are hanging out with Mom this afternoon,
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so make yourselves
at home till we get back.
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-In the meantime...
-Nature abhors a vacuum.
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Feel free to get
started without us.
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See ya soon.
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Hologram tricks.
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Whoo! Opportunity.
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We can carpe our own diem.
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How about Radical
Barbarian Battles?
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-Origami max suits?
-Anti-gravity water slides?
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What about your
bread bowl hot tub?
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I don't want to stew,
with just you two.
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Well, we have to do something.
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We can't have nothing to show for our day
when Phineas gets here.
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And Ferb.
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Yes, and Ferb.
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Is there an off switch?
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Hey, where is Perry?
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[♪ dramatic music playing]
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Howdy, Agent P.
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Doof's been experimenting
with recombinant DNA.
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And it isn't pretty.
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Whatever you're thinking
it is, it's much worse.
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Get over there, ASAP.
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Just maybe do it
on an empty stomach.
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I'm usually here,
and Phineas is usually right beside me.
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No! This is my spot.
You go just here.
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And Buford--
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Spread out, you two.
Spread out!
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Right here is where I do my
best commenting and quipping.
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This could be a chance for me
to shine as an individual.
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For us to shine together.
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Yes, for us to make me
shine together.
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Here, put these on.
They'll help me remember your names
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while we're working
on my invention.
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You two keep yapping.
I'm gonna work on my own idea.
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Fine. We all build
our own thing.
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May the best man win.
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It is not a contest, Buford.
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[softly] But I am
so going to win.
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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To bust or not to bust.
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Eh, they're not my brothers,
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so I'm not sure
it'd even count.
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But maybe if Mom sees this,
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it'll lend a little credence
to all the other things I told her about.
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Yes! To bust!
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♪ It's a little bit gross in here ♪
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[metal clanging]
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[Dr. Doofenschmirtz,
in gravelly voice] Perry the Platypus.
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How nice of you to bug me,
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which is appropriate
because...
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Behold,
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I have evolved!
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Thanks to my Pupaenator.
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See, I saw this documentary
on how butterflies evolved from the pupa
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and they get their wings
and become their best selves!
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So I made myself a Pupaenator
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so that I can become
my best self
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and therefore take over
the Tri-State Area!
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What? What?
It's not good? It's no bueno?
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I guess I haven't looked
at myself in the mirror. Let me...
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Oh! Oh, man, I'm not
a beautiful butterfly at all!
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I'm a big gross moth thingy.
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Well, I guess that explains
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the strange urge
to eat clothes.
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Maybe I should just
turn myself back into a...
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Wait, wait.
Or go with me here,
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I make everyone else a moth.
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'Cause, you know, like in a city of men
I'm like a four at best.
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But in a city of mothmans, who knows?
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-[electricity crackling]
-I could be like a like a six.
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Let's find out.
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Huh?
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Aah!
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Mmm, oh.
That lining, delicious.
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I'm gonna be in my closet
looking for more hats.
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[Major Monogram]
Your hat, Agent P.
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If the microchip in your
fedora's been damaged,
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our entire security system
could be compromised.
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You must report immediately
to the OWCA haberdasher
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and get a new hat
with a new chip.
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Oh, Agent P, be careful.
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[Major Monogram]
We'll text you the coordinates.
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Perry the Platypus. More hat.
Doofmoth needs more hat.
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Mom, pick up. Mom, pick up.
Mom, pick up. Mom, pick up.
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Hello, Linda Flynn-Fletcher's
phone. Phineas speaking.
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Gah! Phineas, please tell Mom
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there's, uh, something
really cool in the backyard
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-she needs to come and see.
-Really?
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Oh, yes. Baljeet,
Isabella and Buford
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have been busy little bees.
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Yes, good for them.
Mom, let's head home.
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-Candace wants us to see something.
-Eee!
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If I had a nickel for
every time Candace
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promised to show me something
and nothing was there,
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I'd have $5.20,
which isn't a lot,
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but it's weird
that it happened 104 times, right?
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[♪ suspenseful music playing]
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[automated female voice]
Unauthorized attire.
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[♪ fast-paced music playing]
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[beeping]
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Agent P? In my shop?
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Is it my birthday?
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Trapdoors and birthdays are so hard
to keep track of, don't you find?
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[gasps]
Good gracious, your hat!
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Looks like something
took a bite out of it.
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That explains
the security bots
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mistaking you for a threat.
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I have to admit,
seeing you in action back there
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with all the flipping
and platypussing, wow, just great!
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I've often fantasized about being in
the field, you know, seeing some action.
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[laughs]
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I don't get out much.
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No time for sunlight, really.
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Hats to sew, weapons to build.
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Evil doesn't rest,
and neither do we, right? [laughs]
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-Oh, listen to me rambling on.
-[glass shatters]
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We must get you a new hat.
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This way.
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Oh, you found the trap door.
Clever. I'll take the stairs.
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Well, there they are.
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Yep. There they are.
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Mmm. How do I
put this delicately?
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It's not our best work.
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Not even our second best.
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We can't show these
to Phineas.
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And Ferb. Wait,
this is going to sound crazy.
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But what if
we combined our efforts?
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That's crazy.
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So crazy it just might work.
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[elevator dings]
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Let's see if we can find you
the perfect replacement hat.
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I mean, sure.
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But don't you think
it's time for an upgrade? [laughs]
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Ooh! My latest model.
Teleportation hat.
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Takes you anywhere
you want to go.
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Hugely experimental,
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but I have
so many others to choose from.
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♪ Would you like a bowler?
Would you like a fez? ♪
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♪ I'd take the cap
that can remember everything she says ♪
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♪ A visor that can
sniff out trouble ♪
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♪ Boil tea and blow a bubble ♪
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♪ I have a hat for that ♪
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♪ Would you prefer a top hat
that can shoot out flames ♪
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♪ A sombrero with a periscope
could help you with your aim ♪
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♪ A French beret
that really slays ♪
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♪ That comes in blues
and blacks and grays ♪
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♪ I have a hat for that ♪
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♪ A boater
with a narrow brim ♪
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♪ That sprays out gas
Very grim ♪
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♪ A beanie with a map
for the explorer ♪
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♪ A driving cap for getaways
that navigates the motorways ♪
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♪ But you look like
a fan of the fedora ♪
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♪ Whatever kind of headgear
you've been dreaming of ♪
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♪ I have the latest
this and that and all of the above ♪
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♪ A topper that is
prim and proper ♪
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♪ For my number one
crime stopper ♪
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♪ I have a hat for that ♪
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♪ Yes, I have a hat for that ♪
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Ooh, but I don't do shoes.
That's two doors down.
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You get the idea.
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But behind this curtain,
Agent P, oh-ho-ho, is my masterpiece.
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Allow me to present...
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Mmm. The plaid
is delicious, by the way.
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[gasps] Doofenshmirtz!
But why does he look like that?
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And how did he get in?
And what-- Oh, I see.
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He ate your hat.
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He must have swallowed
the security chip.
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That's how he got inside.
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[growls] Mine. Mine.
Hat's mine!
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Oh, now, this is exciting.
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That's my touchdown topper.
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Gives new meaning
to the term "bug spray."
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[munching]
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Try this one.
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Don't remember
designing that one.
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Okay, then,
I'm all out of hats.
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What are we gonna do, Agent P?
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Agent P?
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[growling]
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Wow.
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That is amazing.
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Yeah, who would've thought
that three completely disparate elements
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would go together
so seamlessly?
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-I would have.
-Yeah, but you didn't.
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I can't wait for
Phineas to see it.
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-And Ferb.
-And Ferb.
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They are going to be
so proud of us.
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Ooh! Let's throw a tarp over it,
you know, for the big reveal.
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-[vehicle approaching]
-I think I hear their car.
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-Mom, Mom, Mom.
-Phineas, Phineas, Phineas.
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-Mom, Mom, Mom.
-Come on, come on, come on.
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I guess there's
no more hats to eat.
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Hatmaker will do.
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00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:03,436
You should wait for Agent P.
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I'm not really much
of an action guy, no.
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[laser ricocheting]
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[giggling]
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[both yelping]
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Well, that was weird.
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-Look, look, look.
-Look, look, look.
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-But, but, but...
-But, but, but...
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I'm just gonna add that
to my tab. Cha-ching.
235
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Nobody thought
to take a picture?
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[Doofmoth growling]
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[grunts] Ah!
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Oh, great. [sighs]
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Great instinct turning me
back into a human, Perry the Platypus.
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And frankly,
preferable to that whole
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"Make everyone else
into mothmans" thing
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'cause, you know, "reasons."
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[groaning]
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[screaming]
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Thank you, Perry the Platypus!
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That's plenty of action
for one day.
247
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,831
Better to leave
the fieldwork to the field agents
248
00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:06,416
and the hatmaker to his hats.
249
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,377
If it ain't broken,
no need to fix it.
250
00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:12,630
Speaking of broken, looks like it's time
for a change of scenery.
251
00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:14,841
Can't have Heinz Doofenshmirtz
252
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:18,094
with intimate knowledge
of our location now, can we? [laughs]
253
00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:26,269
Be seeing you, Agent P.
254
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,354
Ooh, happy birthday!
255
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,482
♪ Perry ♪
256
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:36,237
[♪ upbeat music playing]
257
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:38,656
[munching]
258
00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,617
Ugh! Oh!
259
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,702
Why did I think
that would taste good?
260
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:49,042
Hey, guys. What you doing?
261
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:52,420
Hey, Isabella. Just reading some of
the old Space Adventure issues.
262
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:54,589
-Upside down?
-Issue 98.
263
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:57,008
The crew
ends up on a planet with reverse gravity.
264
00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:59,135
-Hey, Buford. Where's Baljeet?
-What?
265
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,805
You think I keep
a detailed schedule of everything he does?
266
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,017
All right, fine.
267
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:10,146
Let's see. Tuesday, 9:00 a.m.
Phineas and Ferb's backyard.
268
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,190
He's late, but it's on here.
269
00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,691
[panting] Please help!
270
00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:16,277
The situation I'm in
is quite dire.
271
00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:17,403
What is it, Baljeet?
272
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:20,031
There's a new
Space Adventure movie filming in Danville.
273
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,908
The Namrak Necroslug.
274
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,077
And I have been
invited to audition!
275
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,203
How'd you land that?
276
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,872
By chance. I ran into the director,
Katherine Marshall,
277
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,333
and she thought
I would fit a particular role.
278
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,835
A character called Xterra.
279
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,003
He sounds awesome.
280
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,880
[laughing] Yes, he does.
281
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:38,007
But there is still
one problem.
282
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,218
I do not know how to act.
283
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,679
I have a hard time pretending.
284
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,806
What if we help set
the scene for you?
285
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,057
Isabella, that's it!
286
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:48,726
If we bring
the ice jungles of Namrak to life,
287
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,520
Baljeet won't have to pretend.
288
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,563
He can experience it for real.
289
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,732
I know what we're
gonna do today.
290
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:59,362
[sighs] No better way
to listen to the Lumberzax than on repeat.
291
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,864
[♪ pop song playing
over headphones]
292
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,992
[excavator rumbling]
293
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,083
[♪ cheerful song playing]
294
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,002
Nice animatronics, Ferb.
295
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:17,547
Come on, ladies, those prop design patches
won't iron earn themselves.
296
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,215
And why is Buford
filming this?
297
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,925
You can use it
for your audition,
298
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,719
and I can use it for my reel.
299
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:23,803
Thanks, Shane.
300
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,014
That does not explain
how you got an assistant.
301
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,640
Hey, where's Perry?
302
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,270
[♪ clinking musically]
303
00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,565
[♪ pop music continues]
304
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,113
[doorbell rings]
305
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:45,074
Wine glass delivery
for P. Platypus?
306
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,743
[♪ pop music continues]
307
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,207
Hello there, Agent P.
308
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,168
Doofenshmirtz's brother,
Roger, is having
309
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,587
another commemorative
statue of himself-- [scoffs]
310
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,672
If I had a nickel
for every time that's happened--
311
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,174
You'd have two nickels, sir.
312
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,176
Yes, yes, I know
how it goes, Carl.
313
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:06,012
Anyhoo, the mayor
is the public face of Danville.
314
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,848
Do not let Doofenshmirtz
ruin the ceremony.
315
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:14,395
♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil
Incorporated ♪
316
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:17,065
Ah, Perry the Platypus,
come in, come in.
317
00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:18,816
I consider you a VIP.
318
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:21,194
A very important platypus.
319
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:26,491
[laughs] And now
you're imprisoned by your own celebrity.
320
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:31,788
I suppose you're wondering why I have this
large paper mache version of my own head.
321
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,040
Don't worry,
it will come into play soon.
322
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,500
You see, ever since
I was little,
323
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,293
people have always
forgotten my face.
324
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:40,671
I was even voted
Least Recognizable in high school.
325
00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:42,090
Look, that's not even me.
326
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,050
It's a traffic cone
with a dent in it.
327
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:47,095
I mean,
I don't think that's me.
328
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,179
On the other hand,
329
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,973
Roger has the most
recognizable face in all of Danville.
330
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,934
He's got that
je ne sais quois.
331
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:55,103
And I would know.
I minored in sais quois.
332
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,480
Let's do this beholding
al fresco, shall we?
333
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,607
Behold my Defaceinator.
334
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:03,111
One blast and your face
becomes incredibly forgettable.
335
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,657
Once I zap Roger,
nobody will recognize him
336
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,284
and his unveiling
will be a failing.
337
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:13,454
I'm gonna switch it back.
This is too disturbing.
338
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:15,706
There you go, paper mache me,
339
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:18,584
don't let anybody tell you
you look like a traffic cone.
340
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:20,753
All right, crew.
341
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:24,966
A new day, a new adventure.
A Space Adventure.
342
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:28,302
You know, I can see
these vines are just painted ropes.
343
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:29,720
How can I act with this?
344
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,264
You might be overthinking it.
345
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:32,974
Yeah, it's just that...
346
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,726
♪ Well, that is a tuba
That is a chair ♪
347
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:38,229
♪ That one over there
is Buford covered in hair ♪
348
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:41,107
♪ This is a toy
This is a Styrofoam prop ♪
349
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,442
♪ And this is a beautifully
rendered backdrop ♪
350
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:46,070
♪ The garden gnome
has been sprayed with chrome ♪
351
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:48,823
♪ What? I recognize it
from your home ♪
352
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,117
♪ It is hard for me
to make believe ♪
353
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,703
♪ When that alien
has corn chip teeth ♪
354
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:58,666
♪ We're not asking you to break
from reality or abandon practicality ♪
355
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,544
-♪ Just go with the motif ♪
-♪ Go with the motif ♪
356
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:04,797
♪ Suspend your disbelief
Suspend your disbelief ♪
357
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,048
♪ I am trying ♪
358
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,466
♪ Suspend your disbelief ♪
359
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,135
♪ That is ketchup
on your sleeve ♪
360
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,344
♪ Suspend your disbelief ♪
361
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:11,637
[gasps]
362
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,307
Oh, my goodness,
Is this Candace's bed?
363
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,309
How did you get it
down the stairs?
364
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,603
♪ Suspend your disbelief ♪
365
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:21,355
Huh. Baljeet's really struggling
to get into his character.
366
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:22,857
What else could we do to help?
367
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,233
Wait, I've got an idea.
368
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,902
Release the Necroslug.
369
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,073
The Namrak Necroslug?
370
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,993
[whirring]
371
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,996
You know I can tell this is
an animatronic, right?
372
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,289
Just go along with it.
373
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,583
If you want people to
believe your performance,
374
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,418
you've gotta
believe in it yourself.
375
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:45,755
Captain Dirk.
The Necroslug seems to have spotted us.
376
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,758
[unenthusiastically] Perhaps we should
flee before it hunts us down.
377
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,676
[whirring]
378
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,971
Okay, let's try turning
the aggression up.
379
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:56,265
Buford, bump it up to a seven.
380
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,312
Okay, I put it on 11.
381
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:03,773
No, we said seven, not 11.
382
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:04,857
[screaming]
383
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:07,568
We've never even tested
that level of aggression.
384
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,447
[roaring]
385
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,366
It's gonna eat us all!
386
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,576
Oh, do not be so overdramatic.
387
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,161
Here's your coffee, sir.
388
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,498
See? It only ate Shane.
389
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:23,042
Though, to be fair,
it may not be finished yet.
390
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,461
Okay, new plan. Run!
391
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:26,963
[roaring]
392
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:31,968
Okay, Roger.
Prepare to lose face.
393
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,980
I think we lost it.
394
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:51,028
Hey, what happened to Ferb?
Who's this guy?
395
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:52,196
I am Ferb.
396
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:55,866
Dude, whoever you are, that's a great
impression. But where did Ferb go?
397
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:58,369
I should really build
an Autoaiminator
398
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:01,163
because I cannot hit
the broad side of a barn.
399
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:04,000
Um, hello. Can we discuss
the bigger problem?
400
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,837
And by bigger problem, I mean the berserk
Necroslug that is on the loose!
401
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,797
[rumbling]
402
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,757
[snarling]
403
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,259
Run again!
404
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,178
How do we stop it?
405
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,139
There's a control
doohickey on its head.
406
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:20,808
If we smash it,
it should be lights out for the big guy.
407
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,227
Baljeet, you and Isabella
distract the Necroslug.
408
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,063
This guy and I can use
these vines to make a trap.
409
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:27,857
Buford can smash
the doohickey.
410
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,359
[assistant] And here it is,
just like I told you.
411
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,278
I found your ice jungle,
Miss Marshall.
412
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,487
You know what? This is great.
413
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:36,282
You know, it's starting to make me think
that maybe the Tri-State Area
414
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,159
has more to offer
than just tax credits.
415
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,952
[roaring]
416
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,246
Guys, out of time!
417
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,539
How's the net?
418
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:44,957
I'm not sure it'll hold.
419
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:48,628
It better, or we're getting
a VIP tour of that Necroslug's bowels.
420
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:52,214
I think perhaps you are using
the term "VIP" incorrectly.
421
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,425
-Come on, Baljeet!
-Buford, now!
422
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,010
[roaring]
423
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,928
I'm ready for my close-up!
424
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:02,600
-Man down! Me!
-Buford!
425
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:05,436
[roaring]
426
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,606
The net won't hold.
427
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,653
[screams]
Xterra, you're our only hope.
428
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:15,029
Oh, no!
429
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:18,991
Aah!
430
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,582
The luck of sloth bomb is with me!
431
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,962
-[♪ pop music stops]
-What was that?
432
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,423
[gasps]
433
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,802
Mom, Mom!
Alien jungle. Giant slug!
434
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:41,138
Mom, alien jungle.
Giant slug. Mom, Mom!
435
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:43,766
[grunting]
436
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:46,852
It's too late,
Perry the Platypus.
437
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:51,524
And now, presenting
the face of Danville...
438
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:52,608
[gasping]
439
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:56,821
Ha-ha! Roger's statue still got messed up.
I'm gonna call that a win.
440
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,490
[woman] It's so simple,
like it could represent any one of us.
441
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:00,950
It's just like
humble old Roger
442
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,452
to make his statue about
celebrating the common man.
443
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,205
Uh, yes,
exactly as I intended.
444
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,374
-[all cheering]
-[man] We're all the face of Danville.
445
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,793
Wait, did I just help
Roger's reputation?
446
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,878
I can undo it.
I can still undo it.
447
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:15,965
Oh, now I have to
clean this all up.
448
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,050
You couldn't just hit
the self-destruct button?
449
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,552
That would've been better.
450
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,638
[laughs triumphantly]
I have conquered the great beast.
451
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,099
I am Xterra!
452
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,434
[Buford] And... cut!
453
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:28,644
Good work today, Sluggy.
454
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,146
Wait, Sluggy?
455
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,230
Sorry, Baljeet,
456
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,524
but we had to keep it a secret
to get you into character.
457
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,527
You were all acting?
This was all staged?
458
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:37,945
It was Buford's idea.
459
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:41,782
He knew if you believed the situation
was real, you'd believe in yourself.
460
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,659
I knew you'd rise
to the occasion, pal.
461
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,244
You just needed a little push.
462
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:47,413
-Ow!
-All right, that one was for me.
463
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:51,417
Huh. Deception aside,
my confidence is at an all-time high.
464
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,462
Xterra fears nothing! [yelps]
465
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:56,380
It's Baljeet, right?
466
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:59,300
Renowned director
Katherine Marshall?
467
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,177
That was simply incredible.
468
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:04,388
I mean, it's like watching
a true star in the making.
469
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:07,349
-Am I right?
-So I get the part?
470
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,226
I get to be Xterra?
471
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:12,938
Xterra? Um...
Oh, this is a typo.
472
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:14,982
We were looking for extras.
473
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,400
You know,
for the background work.
474
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,611
When I saw you in town,
I was just amazed
475
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:21,071
how well you just blended
into the background.
476
00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:23,240
But then that
heroic image of you,
477
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:24,867
I just can't get it
out of my head.
478
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,827
I can't hire you
as an extra now,
479
00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:28,621
and we already hired
all the leads,
480
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,790
so I don't think
we can use you anymore.
481
00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:33,459
All of that work
and all in vain.
482
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,002
If only there was some way
483
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:37,421
to go back to
being forgettable.
484
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,090
What am I supposed
to do with this?
485
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:43,844
Oh, there you are, Ferb.
486
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:46,388
Ugh. That other guy
talked too much.
487
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:50,100
You know, if I'm good enough
to impress "the" Katherine Marshall,
488
00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:52,520
maybe my acting talents
are worth cultivating.
489
00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:54,313
Maybe I should take a class.
490
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,106
-Buford?
-Already ahead of you.
491
00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:58,526
Yeah, he's free
Wednesday at 8:00.
492
00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:01,695
Oh, by the way,
this set is incredible.
493
00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:03,113
Would it happen
to be for sale?
494
00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:05,241
Well, no, but you can
just have it.
495
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,702
Mom, come to the backyard.
The boys are at it again.
496
00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:12,248
[sighs] At this point, I should just have
Buford add this to my schedule.
497
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,415
Come on, come on, come on.
498
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:15,960
Mom! Hurry, hurry, hurry!
499
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:18,754
Wait till you see it.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
500
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:20,172
Uh, what?
501
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,758
Anybody needs me,
I'll be on the couch.
502
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,844
Hey, has anybody seen Shane?
503
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:28,556
[Shane] Hello? Mr. Buford?
I'm still in the slug.
504
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:33,185
♪ Would you prefer a top hat
that can shoot out flames ♪
505
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:36,272
♪ A sombrero with a periscope
could help you with your aim ♪
506
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,940
♪ A French beret
that really slays ♪
507
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,567
♪ That comes in blues
and blacks and grays ♪
508
00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:41,735
♪ I have a hat for that ♪
509
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,238
♪ A boater
with a narrow brim ♪
510
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,823
♪ That sprays out gas
Very grim ♪
511
00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:48,576
♪ A beanie with a map
for the explorer ♪
512
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:51,954
♪ A driving cap for getaways
That navigates the motorways ♪
513
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:56,625
♪ But you look like
a fan of the fedora ♪
514
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,878
If it ain't broken,
no need to fix it.
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