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♪ There's 104 days of summer vacation ♪

♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪

♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪

♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪

♪ Like maybe ♪

♪ Building a rocket Or fighting a mummy ♪

♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪

Hey!

♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

♪ Surfing tidal waves Creating nano-bots ♪

♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪

It's over here!

♪ Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent ♪

♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪

Phineas!

♪ As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪

♪ Before school starts this fall ♪

Come on, Perry!

♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb ♪

♪ Are gonna do it all ♪

♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb ♪

♪ Are gonna do it all! ♪

Mom!

Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

9.37 a.m., metal beams, load bearing.

-[cell phone ringing] -Yeah.

-Hey, just calling to gab. -Can't gab, Stace.

I'm in the middle of taking the minutes of everything

my brothers do to give itemized documentation

to Mom proving that the boys were building today.

And how is just writing this down going

to prove anything, Candace?

Well, I'm gonna get it notarized.

-I'm not crazy. -What you doing?

9:40, catchphrase said.

Hey, Isabella, we're keeping it simple today.

-Just a pogo stick. -Just a pogo stick?

Yeah, but, you know, big.

Bye, kids. I'm off to the store.

Mom, look what the boys are building.

Hello, Candace. You still there?

I'm always here.

It's Mom who's never here to see the boys. Wait!

Their stuff only disappears when Mom comes out to see it.

It's okay with me seeing it, right?

Right?

Well, if I get Mom to dress up as me,

then the mysterious force will be fooled into letting

what the boys built stay! [gasps] That's it!

All I need is some kind of Candace suit!

I'm gonna hate myself for suggesting this,

but didn't Buford make a full-size mold of you once?

Yes! Meet me at Buford's!

And I hate myself.

Candace! 9:41! Platypus unaccounted for!

[panting]

Hello, Agent P. Use the kitchen entrance again, I see.

Why are there always leftover lids?

Oh, speaking of leftovers, Carl, clean out

the break room fridge, will you?

Wait, we have breaks?

Anyhoo, Doofenshmirtz hasn't left his house

in over 36 hours, so maybe do a wellness check.

Make sure he's hale and hearty.

Carl, don't throw out my burrito ends.

If I put them together, I can make a whole new burrito.

That's gross, sir.

I called Buford, and he said to meet him at his garage door.

Well, that's not creepy at all.

Ladies, to what do I owe this pleasure?

Uh, by any chance, do you still have that

weird life-size mold of me?

You didn't think it was weird when I used it to save you

after you turned into a liquid.

Oh, no, I thought it was weird,

but not weirder than being a liquid.

Good times. Yeah, I still have the mold.

Entrez-vous.

Baljeet?

-He's got you involved in this? -I know too much.

The only way out is through...

Uh, is that Mr. Jackson, my math teacher?

I'm working my way through everyone in Danville.

It's a calling. Here you go.

I got a bunch of Candaces right here.

Okay, very disturbing.

And why did you make multiples of me?

Do not flatter yourself.

You should see how many he has of me.

It's like making pancakes.

You gotta make more than one to get some good ones.

Duh. That one there?

-That was the first pancake. -Ew, gross.

-Yikes. -Hey, don't talk to Beatrice like that.

-I'm sorry, Beatrice. -Beatrice?

Do not ask.

Hmm.

Yep, this could totally work as a Candace suit for Mom.

-If you can get her to wear it. -I'll think of something.

Your mom? I got one of her right here.

Actually, I think I could use that.

And I'm going to take all of these as backups

because you know something's going to go wrong.

Got any more in here?

[lamp squeaking]

Ooh. Okay, let's get out of here.

You guys, too. I could use your help.

I knew these would come in handy one day.

So, Buford, you don't want to know what all this is about?

Ah... No.

♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪

Perry the Platypus!

I didn't want you to see me like this either.

Back, back. No biting. No biting.

Down. All my leftovers were wilted and soggy.

Down. So I invented the leftover revivenator.

It's over there. See? Behold. Behold. Ow!

But I think the setting was too high

because my leftover potato salad wasn't just revived,

it was literally alive and aggressive.

Perry the Platypus. You can help.

Keep this thing busy while I install a reverse switch.

Ow! The silly chunks hurt.

-Perry the Platypus. -[slapping continues]

Let's launch this puppy, Ferb.

Okay.

Isn't this great? What do you think?

It's like a normal pogo stick.

Yeah, but bigger.

Okay, test run.

Buford, you put on the Mom suit.

Stacy, see if the boys have the contraption out there.

Looks like...

Oh, a basic pogo stick. At least it's big.

You'll see.

Okay, I can't watch because it'll compromise the experiment.

But if you go out there and the mysterious force

thinks you're Mom, the pogo stick shouldn't be there.

Full disclosure, this isn't the first time I've tried this on.

Release the tassels!

[powering up]

Oh, you might want to wear this.

Oh, yeah!

[screams]

Three, two, one.

This is awesome!

Told ya! It's nice to be appreciated.

Nothing is out there.

-Yes! Ha-ha! -This is awesome.

I feel Mom power. Go to your room.

Oh, what a rush.

You're putting a Candace suit over the mom suit.

Yes. This will recreate how Mom will be in a Candace suit.

To fool the mysterious force. Keep up, Stacy.

I've always thought of myself as layered.

Hmm. I never realized how long my neck was.

-Really? -Really? Try this.

-How do I look? -Good enough.

That was amazing.

-Hi, Candace. -It's here. It works.

I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.

Just connecting the reverse switch and done.

Thank you so much, Perry the Platypus.

Step aside so I can zap it back to normal.

Wait, where is it going?

Okay, wait. I'm almost there. Follow that side dish.

I think there's some leftover pie in the can.

Ew!

Are these Candace suits?

Yes. Yes, they are.

-We're putting them on, aren't we? -[both] Duh.

Oh, hi. I'm Candace, and you guys are so busted.

I'm obsessed with Ducky Momo, and I'm 16 years old.

I'm kind of loving being Candace.

I'm going to take myself out for a stroll.

-You do you, Candace. -All right, Candace.

♪ If you want to walk a mile in someone's shoes ♪

♪ But you just can't get ahold of them, don't you worry ♪

♪ Don't sing the blues ♪

♪ Get yourself a life-size mold of them ♪

♪ It's not creepy at all to dress as your friend's sister ♪

♪ But then again, in retrospect, you should adjust the feet ♪

♪ So you don't get a blister ♪

♪ Feel the wind blow through your neck ♪

♪ Today I get to be Candace ♪

♪ You wouldn't understand this ♪

♪ But this is the grandest ♪

♪ Feelin' that I ever had ♪

♪ Not to be a propagandist ♪

♪ For what? I'm trying to be Candace ♪

♪ No I didn't plan this But I gotta say it's not so bad ♪

♪ It ain't so bad ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm seeing the world through a different lens ♪

♪ I hope that this day never ends ♪

♪ What to do with this power It just depends ♪

♪ Got a strange desire to bust my friends ♪

♪ That's what it's like to be Candace ♪

♪ No, you wouldn't understand this ♪

♪ But it's the grandest ♪

♪ Feelin' that I've ever had ♪

♪ Today I get to be Candace ♪

♪ I feel like calling Mom ♪

Oh, hey, Candace. Nice creepy smile.

-Hey, Stacy. -Hey, Mom.

So, uh, oh, there's this selfie with a selfie thing

people are doing online.

You take a pic, dress the same as someone else.

-I haven't heard about it. -Oh, it's a whole thing.

Wouldn't it be fun to dress up and take a selfie together?

-Oh, I don't know. -Come on, twinsies.

I have this Candace suit I can put you in.

Uh, Candace, this raises a fairly important question.

Why can't Stacy do it with you?

It's a... mother-daughter thing.

-It's a whole mother-daughter thing. -Yeah?

You do it with your mom, uh-huh.

Well, okay, sweetie, if you want.

-This is so weird. -Okay, Mom, let's go outside.

Better lighting for the picture.

Okay, but let me go upstairs first to see myself

in the full-length mirror.

This is just too funny.

Hi, Candace. Hi, Candace. Oh, hi, Candace.

Hi, Candace. Hi, Candace.

-'Sup, Chief? -Hello, Candace.

It's still there. It's still there.

[laughs] Okay, Mom, come on, let's go!

You're seeing this, right?

Yep, there it is.

-Mom? -No, it's me.

And I'm so sweaty.

What? No! Ugh!

Mom, there you are.

Come on.

-You see this pogo stick, yeah? -Yes, I am seeing it.

Hmm. You too?

Me too what?

Pogo stick?

I have doubts, but it's pretty awesome, isn't it?

Ugh!

Here's a pogo stick, right?

Well, I saw it earlier with you.

Stacy, how did you get in one of these?

I have absolutely no idea.

-Bouncy thing? -We just wanted to see this

from your perspective for once.

Ugh! Wait, full-length mirror.

Mom's upstairs!

Hey, look at me. I'm a cowboy.

It wasn't even said in reverse.

I don't think it hit anything, you know, disturbing.

Oh, look!

There it is, Perry the Platypus. Look!

So, Dad, like, don't forget Mom's birthday is,

like, coming up and, like, what she really wants...

Mom!

Okay, he's up at the top, Perry the Platypus.

Hold still. Hold it.

Steady. Steady. I got you.

Oh. Well, our work here is done.

Now it's spaces' problem.

Look, look, look!

Okay, selfie time?

-But, but, but... -Oh, hey, kids, you dressed up too?

Get in here.

[grunting]

[Agent T] Why is that ferret wearing a fedora?

An OWCA guide for those in the know.

Billy the Beaver, you are a secret agent?

Alas, you know my mysterious secret.

Hello.

Now that you know about one of our agents,

please follow these OWCA guidelines.

Donnie Do-Good knows it's his responsibility

to step in and use any skills he has to help.

But Dougie Do-Nothing hesitates and...

Can you see what went wrong?

Thanks for sharing this, Perry.

To be honest, it's been a little awkward since

I found out about your secret last summer.

But it is weird this specific thing happens so often

there's a pre-made video to deal with it.

But even weirder that they shot it on film.

I mean, how old is this video?

Anyway, rest assured, I'll be a Donnie Do-Good.

♪ Agent T! ♪

[coughs] You know we have a front door.

Thank you girls for helping out with

the Doctor and Scientist Symposium.

two of our servers got food poisoning and had to drop out.

Oh, and hopefully this is not the food that caused that.

Excuse me.

Yeah, thanks, Candace. With both of us here, it should be fun.

No problem, Stacy.

I mean, I am a little disappointed that

I'll miss out on busting my brothers today,

but at least I get to serve food to a room

-full of strangers. -It'll be easy.

All we have to do is wrangle a few doctors and scientists,

"This way to the dessert table."

It's like herding very smart cattle.

-[moos] -[bell clangs]

Ha! I forgot how strangely impressive you are

at very specific animal sounds.

Yes, I'm very good at a skill I would never need to use in real life.

You should hear my hiccupping dolphin.

[imitates dolphin, hiccups]

Yeah, let's get back to it.

Hello, doctors and scientists of Danville.

-[indistinct chatter] -[cutlery clattering]

You know, it's weird that I was not invited to this.

I'm a doctor and a scientist. An evil scientist.

Not an evil doctor. That would be weird.

And now, as they say in Uruguay, point me to the buffet.

And who's kidding who? The buffet's the only reason I came.

Free shrimp. It's a perk.

-[imitates dolphin] -Yep, that is a useless skill.

Agent P, thanks for coming in this evening.

Doofenshmirtz has been spotted interacting with other doctors

and scientists and must be up to something evil.

-What makes you say that, sir? -Duh, it's his whole shtick.

It's on the side of his building.

Anyway, Agent P, go do what it is you do.

Why do I think he's evil?

Have you ever even watched this show?

Oh, yeah, this is where all the years of studying

evil science finally pays off.

Ah, Dr. Diminutive, I won't say it's good to see you.

But it is hard to see you because you're so small. [laughs]

I'm easier to see than your ex-wife

'cause, you know, you're so divorced.

We wanted different things.

She wanted to not be married to me.

So what's new, short stuff?

Not that it's any of your business, Heinz.

But I've been trying to win the Love Muffin tag and bag contest.

Just my luck that Agent Silent G

is out of town this week.

Wait, wait, what tag and bag contest?

"Bring your nemesis in for bragging rights and a special prize."

That's easier said than done.

I catch Perry the Platypus every day,

but like suppressed flatulence, he always manages to escape.

Charming.

I may have overshared there.

[gasps] Perry?

No, Candace can't see him in agent mode.

What else does it say in the video?

Remember the three Ds.

Distraction, discussion, or diversion.

Make a decision. Nope, four. I guess there are four.

Distraction.

-[gasps] -Ow!

Candace, did you know that my boyfriend Coltrane

is secretly on the Venezuelan Olympic luge team?

Well, he isn't. Hey, look over there.

I don't see anything over here that wasn't over there.

Perry the Platypus? What's he doing here?

He's not a doctor. I don't think he's a doctor.

I don't know for sure, I guess.

He is truly an enigma.

Wait, Diminutive.

Whenever I trap Perry the Platypus, he escapes.

Yeah, you said that already.

But if you and I teamed up and both trapped

Perry the Platypus, he'd be twice as trapped

and we could split the tag and bag prize.

Heinz, as reluctant as I am to agree with you,

that's actually a good idea.

Ooh, ooh! We can call ourselves Double Doctor Squad.

Oh, no, that abbreviates to DDS,

and I don't want people to think we're dentists.

Uh, ooh, how about Doofen Diminutive Squad?

No, no, same thing. Name TBD.

Let's go.

And the award for most ingenious use of nucleotides

in an amusement park ride goes to,

once again, it's Phineas and Ferb.

-Did I hear Phineas and Ferb? -Oh, I was wondering aloud.

Is "hideous" a verb? Turns out it's an adjective.

-It means ugly. -Ugh.

Perry the Platypus. What are you doing here?

Besides getting trapped! [laughs]

You've been double-trapped by Dr. D. Squared.

Yeah, that's still not right.

[gulps] This is not good.

Uh, Candace, can you hold down the fort?

This shrimp cocktail isn't agreeing with me.

Go! I got this.

Donnie Do-Good is on the job.

[engine revving]

[♪ exciting music playing]

Agent P?

Great googly-moogly, you're not Agent P.

I mean, uh, that is... Look over there.

My name is Stacy Hirano.

I know Perry's a secret agent, and he's been captured.

I'm in pursuit now.

This is highly irregular.

I really... Can you turn the screen sideways?

I really don't look good in the vertical aspect ratio.

Sorry, sir, but there's no time to go through proper channels.

But I've seen the video. I'm a Donnie Do-Good.

Sir, she's our only hope.

All our other agents are being dewormed.

Oh, right. I forgot Agent W is missing.

-Go, young lady, go! -[beeps]

[man] And the award for exceptional rocket science

in a supporting role goes to Phineas and Ferb.

Now I know I heard Phineas and Ferb.

No, I said, "Fibbing is for the birds."

It's part of my presentation I'm making later.

[gasps] That doesn't even make sense.

I worked hard on this.

Ouch, they're really cranking up the evil a notch.

I think they burned off my fingertips.

Hello, hi. We're here to turn in my nemesis.

Where's our prize?

-Uh-huh. -Paperwork.

That's the real evil.

Uh...

-Do you have a short form? -What's that supposed to mean?

What do I do? What do I do?

[Agent T] In a crisis, rely on your own unique skill set.

For instance, Carl here knows how to yo-yo.

Okay, special skills.

Uh, miniature golf, babysitting, gymnastics,

third level black belt in taekwondo.

[echoing] Taekwondo. Taekwondo.

I forgot how strangely impressive you are at very specific animal sounds.

Animal sounds. Animal sounds.

I also make all those weird animal noises.

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz] Wait, wait. What is this?

Now we have to fill these forms out in the dark?

-Is that what... -[cow moos]

[imitates bird cawing] And I thought this would never come in handy.

-[imitates dolphin] -[Dr Diminutive] It's the agents of OWCA.

-[imitates elephant] -And Danny the Dolphin

has the hiccups, apparently.

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz] They've got us surrounded!

Every evil scientist is coming down!

Your little fedora is giving me the willies.

Oh, I guess the gymnastics helps, too.

-Ha -Eh?

[grunts]

And the taekwondo.

I wonder if the miniature golf will come in handy.

Wait, what is this?

Perry the Platypus in a death trap?

Wait, when did Love Muffin get so evil?

Hippos?

Aren't sharks more traditional in a death trap?

Yeah, actually, hippos are much more dangerous than sharks.

Not interested right now, Shorty.

Geez, read the room.

-No prize is worth this. -Now what?

It's not like I can just march in there among all those evil scientists.

Or can I? These weirdos are expecting animal agents

to break in, not teenage girls.

-[all laughing] -[Stacy] Hello?

Did one of you guys call for a babysitter?

[man] Who is that girl and what does she want?

This is 989 Poom Willie, right?

Oh, I'm sorry.

686 Elmwood?

Hey, did one of you order a babysitter?

[roaring]

Uh-oh.

[all clamoring]

Or I use mini golf.

-[roaring] -[screaming]

I'm so sorry, Perry the Platypus.

I would never have brought you here if I'd known about

the whole death by hippos deal.

That is not my style.

-[punches landing] -No, no, I get it.

Go ahead, hurt me. I deserve it.

Excellent work.

Looks like Donnie Do-Good, did good.

And our final award of the night...

Ah, who am I kidding? It's Phineas and Ferb.

Okay, I swear someone just said, "Phineas"!

-Stacy, where have you been? -Ugh, the shrimp cocktail.

Oh, that's the worst. I'm so sorry.

Sriracha cheese stick?

[vocalizing]

♪ Stacy ♪

♪ She's a 16-year-old teenage girl who is average ♪

♪ She's always carrying the weight of Candace's baggage ♪

♪ She's got a mini skirt and a bow ♪

♪ She watched the informational video ♪

♪ With her unique skills, she's equipped and ready to go ♪

♪ Stacy Stacy Hirano ♪

♪ She's Stacy! ♪

♪ Agent T! ♪

For teen.

Got any more in here?

-[lamp squeaking] -[♪ eerie music playing]