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[♪ theme song playing]

♪ There's another 104 days Of summer vacation ♪

♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪

♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪

♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪

♪ Like maybe ♪

♪ Building a rocket Or fighting a mummy ♪

♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

♪ Discovering something ♪

-♪ That doesn't exist ♪ -Hey!

♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

♪ Surfing tidal waves Creating nanobots ♪

-♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪ -It's over here!

♪ Finding a dodo bird ♪

♪ Painting a continent

-♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪ -Phineas!

♪ As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪

♪ Before school starts this fall ♪

Come on, Perry!

♪ So stick with us ♪

♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all ♪

♪ So stick with us ♪

♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all ♪

Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

[Dink] Dink Winkerson here live for Danville Today.

In the heat, in the sun, alarmingly dehydrated.

But whatever.

Tonight, the ongoing manhunt

for the Danville Mother Mugger,

a devious, masked criminal...

-[screams] -...who snatches umbrellas from moms.

You can't make this stuff up.

And we talked to some socially awkward astronomers

who apparently discovered a new meteor

hurtling towards Earth, or something.

[Phineas] And now, without any further ado,

ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...

Please say bread bowl hot tub.

-...the world's largest... -Bread bowl hot tub.

[Phineas] ...zoetrope.

And if by zoetrope, you mean a 19th century optical toy

with pictures on the inside that produce the illusion of motion,

I'm not impressed.

It's like a flip book on a wheel.

Ooh. We should name it.

Tropey McTropeface.

-There. Move on, -Tropey McTropeface.

You girls ready?

-[button beeps] -[♪ pop music playing]

Wow. Animation is so easy.

[Candace laughing maliciously]

Must bust. Must bust. Must bust.

Must bust. [laughs maliciously]

[Phineas] Hey, where's Perry?

[Major Monogram] Sorry for the lair entrance

power outage, Agent P,

but someone plugged a hairdryer

-into the wrong outlet. -My bad, Agent P.

Anyhoo, authorities have found

an unusual number of things turned on their sides.

A John P Try-State statue

a Mr. Dribbles ice cream,

and there's a mailbox that fell over three weeks ago,

and now it's upright again.

Which is ready to receive mail,

so I guess that's a good thing.

These sideways objects have Doofenshmirtz written all over them.

Now I know you have a hard out at noon,

so you can skip the pleasantries

and go straight to thwarting.

Ah! Perry the Platypus.

How unexpected... Wait, wait, wait!

Whoa, whoa, wait, what... No trap, no monologuing?

It's like you're no longer interested

in a fully nuanced relationship.

Okay, okay. Behold my Turnovernator.

And no, it doesn't make delicious turnovers,

but it could, it could. There's an attachment.

No, the Turnovernator is to turn over

the leadership of City Hall,

and it will actually turn City Hall onto its side.

Roger will slide out, and I'll run in and take his place.

Unless he's lying down,

at which point, he will suddenly be standing up,

and then he will become confused and run away.

It's a win-win.

Ah-ha!

[all] Tropey McTropeface.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. It's vanishing already?

It's barely 9:00 a.m.

Ugh, whatevs. I've got a hard out at noon, anyway.

Now he belongs to the world.

[♪ mellow jazz music playing]

[singing] ♪ Tropey McTropeface ♪

♪ A zoetrope Out on this city alone ♪

♪ Tropey McTropeface ♪

♪ How did you find yourself So far from home? ♪

♪ Is your new life enthralling ♪

♪ Would you find your true calling? ♪

♪ Or will you be falling in love? ♪

♪ Tropey McTropeface ♪

♪ Where will you go? ♪

♪ Tropey McTrope... ♪

♪ Face ♪

[Phineas] Hey, Ferb. You coming?

I'm a little busy here, Candace.

If this is your daily call about your brothers,

can I get a rain check?

Oh. Pfft. It's not that. I mean,

they did build something, but it's long gone already.

No, I just had a question.

What did you say I had to do for chores?

You promised to give Perry a bath. [exclaims]

Hey, that's my umbrella!

It's the Danville Mother Mugger.

How do you even know I'm a mother?

I don't know who I should be angrier at.

The Mother Mugger, or whoever built that giant zoetrope.

That's dangerous.

Be on the lookout for the Mother Mugger.

In hindsight, we should have had him take off his mask for the mug shot,

but we work with what we got.

Well, well, well.

What goes around comes around.

-[all clamoring] -[woman] Cut it down!

Cut it down!

Man, these family reunions

with our traditional custom of felling a tree together

can get awfully tense.

Of course, we should start the tree chopping ritual now!

I vehemently disagree.

We should cut it down in a little while.

Whoa.

Hey, everybody, what say we put aside our differences

long enough to enjoy this unexpected,

comically large wheel?

[all chattering indistinctly]

Tropey McTropeface.

Let's cut the tree down now.

Yeah, it's a little while later.

It is the ephemeral nature of things

that make them all the more beautiful.

A touching sentiment.

-Don't you have anywhere else to be? -I do not.

[♪ romantic music playing]

[♪ music continues]

[man 1] We lost our paddle wheel!

Oh, without that paddle wheel, we're goners!

[captain] If we pile combustible substances

at the back of the boat, and create a massive explosion,

it may propel us forward.

But it may explode us, too.

Everyone's a critic.

Wait, what's that?

[all cheering]

Well, I'll be... Ow!

We're okay.

I mean, not great, obviously, but okay.

In retrospect,

maybe we shouldn't have named the boat Explodey McSplodeFace.

[engine accelerating]

[screams]

Hey! No fair! Now I can't reach my inator button.

It's not even noon, and you're already leaving? What...

What am I supposed to do for the rest of the day?

[chorus singing] ♪ He's got a hard out at noon ♪

Okay, twelve o'clock. Let's get this over with.

Perry! Oh, there you are, Perry.

Oh. And you're filthy.

This has to be the highlight of your week, right?

You know, because platypuses don't do much.

[chitters]

Officer, I wanted to report...

Oh! That's the man who stole my umbrella.

Dink Winkerson?

Disturbingly UV-sensitive host of Danville Today?

But why steal umbrellas?

Because every day they send me out in the broiling sun

to report on nonsense!

I just wanted to be in the shade, lady!

This is Dink Winkerson being arrested.

You ordered ten tons of bread dough?

How are we supposed to roll it out?

[♪ rock music playing]

♪ Tropey McTropeface ♪

♪ Every moment of your life Is the grooviest ♪

♪ Tropey McTropeface ♪

♪ Hanging out With motorcycle enthusiasts ♪

♪ You might be sad When they say "Please come again" ♪

♪ But you can make friends Wherever you go ♪

♪ Tropey McTrope... ♪

♪ Face ♪

That zoetrope taught me how to love.

[♪ romantic music playing]

Time to turn this city on its head on its head.

On its head, sir?

Or technically, I guess, turn it on its side.

It just doesn't sound as good.

You say, "I'm gonna turn this city upside down,"

people get that.

But you say something about, "I'm gonna rotate this city 90 degrees."

That doesn't mean anything to anybody.

[screams]

[♪ romantic music swells then stops]

[♪ romantic music continues]

Did you guys just hear something?

It sounded like it might have been

a large cylindrical object

colliding with a huge flaming rock,

sending them both careening into space.

Or maybe just the building settling.

Finally, a new, hospitable home planet.

[groans]

[zoetrope deity] It is not your time.

Finally, my hour of triumph!

Now I've been turned 90 degrees.

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz] You see? That means nothing!

I curse you, inexplicably large and enigmatic zoetrope!

[♪ romantic music playing]

[Michael Buble singing] ♪ Tropey McTropeface ♪

♪ A zoetrope out on the city alone ♪

♪ Tropey McTropeface... ♪

[Isabella] Great idea, Phineas.

A Ferris wheel ride is the perfect end to the day.

Hey, there are now two Ferris wheels.

[Buford] And that one looks just like Tropey McTropeface.

Aw, he found a friend.

[all laughing]

-[Buford] Way to go, Tropey! -[laughing]

Hey, look at me! I'm a hamster!

Hey, Ferb, look.

Were those little baby merry-go-rounds here before?

♪ Tropey McTrope... ♪

♪ Face ♪

It doesn't have to be chowder. It could be a bisque,

broth, a consomme.

But wouldn't we get all covered in--

We'd all be delicious.

Covered in soup.

I'm just workshopping this, okay? Here, for scale.

Bread bowl hot tub.

[all] Oh!

Gang, I know we're gonna--

-[objects crashing] -[Lawrence] Oh, Blimey.

-Dad? Come on. -[Lawrence] Oh, no.

Why is he wearing a tuxedo?

It looks like he should be

-on a wedding cake. -It's fine!

Don't you worry your little head about it.

What you doing?

Oh, my favorite bookcase finally gave up the ghost.

A lot of these I should get rid of, but some of them are my favorites.

Maybe we can help.

We could build you the ultimate bookcase.

Ooh. That's something we've never built before.

Yeah, because it's boring.

Whereas, a bread bowl hot tub on the other hand...

I know what we're gonna do today.

It's gonna be the bookcase, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

Jolly good. We're going to need wood and nails,

and... Oh, where's Perry?

Why would we need Perry to build the bookcase?

I was just wondering.

[machine chiming]

[dinging]

[Major Monogram] Carl, Agent P beat your high score.

[Carl] Oh, man.

Agent P, we've noticed an excess of plant life on Doof's balcony.

We suspect it's part of a nefarious scheme.

Get to the bottom of it, Agent P.

[Carl] I'm going back in, sir.

You can't keep chasing that high, Carl.

Ready, Dad?

Okay, let me just fetch my spanner.

I won't be a tick.

What's a spanner?

A wretch, with an English accent.

And what's a tick?

A parasitic arachnid that attaches itself

to larger, warm-blooded vertebrates.

This has not made anything clearer to me.

What did I come in here for again?

Was it my Bench Warmer baseball cards,

or this photo of me kicking an orange,

or my sculpture of the world's happiest jackalope?

Why are we building this thing again?

Pretty sure the prevailing wisdom is reading is boring.

Reading helps with your imagination.

Yeah. I'm out.

-All right, Ferb, let's kick it off. -[remote beeps]

We're gonna give Dad the ultimate summer reading bookcase.

We can add rope swings, secret passages.

A homework checking station.

I mean a foosball station.

And a pool that's hot, filled with soup.

I'm back in.

[♪ playful music playing]

[Candace] You want to come to the backyard with me, Mom.

You want to come to the backyard.

You don't need me to see anything today.

Dad's recruited the kids to help him build a bookshelf.

Hmm. Perhaps it's time to try a more psychological approach.

It's really not.

[laughs maliciously]

[chorus singing] ♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. ♪

Ah, Perry the Platypus.

So glad you could "gum" by.

I mean, I knew gumbody would visit, but it's gum.

It's gum. You're in a gum trap.

No, really. Don't. Don't break out so fast.

I put way too much effort into that trap.

Took me six days to chew all that gun.

Yeah, I know it's gross, and my jaw is killing me.

Anyway, behold my Faceplantinator!

It doesn't make people fall on their faces.

It makes plants with my face!

My face on a plant!

Yeah, I'm aware that I look like someone's grandma,

but I've taken up gardening because it's supposed to be relaxing.

But Instead, it brought up a lot of long-buried memories.

In Gimmelshtump, the other kids used to tease me

for not practicing photosynthesis.

Heinz has no chlorophyll! Heinz has no...

And that's a weird thing to tease someone about

because who practices photosynthesis?

It's literally just plants.

But I guess they'd run out of taunts and had to get creative.

But now they won't laugh at me anymore

because I've created an entire army of me plants!

Look at these guys, huh?

[plants] I'm a plant. I'm a plant. I'm a plant...

With these Doofenplants, I will take over the Tri-State Area.

I made them omnivorous because carnivorous just wasn't evil enough.

I mean, carnivorous. What? They can't hurt plants?

-[Perry blowing] -What's that about?

How did you...

Wait, wait. Why did the gum only hit me?

Take this!

-I'm a plant. I'm a plant. I'm a plant... -Yes, you are.

Yes, you are. Who's a good plant?

Ow! Okay, I take it back. You're an abomination.

Now attack, my hench-plants! Attack!

[plants] I'm a plant. I'm a plant...

Ow! Ow! No, no, no, not me! Not me! No bites! No bites!

Bad plants!

♪ I'm reading on a rope swing ♪

♪ I'm reading on a shark ♪

♪ I've got night vision goggles on ♪

♪ I'm reading in the dark ♪

-♪ I'm reading ♪ -♪ Reading huh, reading, reading huh ♪

-♪ I'm reading ♪ -♪ Reading huh, reading, reading huh ♪

♪ I'm reading underwater ♪

♪ I'm reading upside down ♪

♪ I'm reading in the sewer ♪

♪ Gonna read all over town ♪

-♪ I'm reading ♪ -♪ Reading huh, reading, reading huh ♪

-♪ I'm reading ♪ -♪ Reading huh, reading, reading huh ♪

♪ My imagination's soaring ♪

♪ But I still think this is boring ♪

-♪ I'm reading ♪ -♪ Reading huh, reading, reading huh ♪

♪ I'm reading ♪

Hold on. Where's Dad?

He's still in the garage,

looking for a wrench with an English accent.

Mom, whatever you do, do not come outside.

Don't play mind games with me, Candace.

You're pretending to not do what I know you're actually doing

won't not make me not come outside.

Yes, that's what... Wait, was that a triple negative?

So... So, no.

[Phineas] Dad, are you still in here?

Right here, son.

[straining] I did manage to find my first edition of Caveman Man.

The world's first prehistoric comic book

carved out of granite.

I'm just having a little less luck finding my spanner.

Come on, Dad.

I can't wait to show you the progress we made.

Kids, this is miraculous.

I love the book-evator and the book slide,

and... Oh, my,

is that a leatherbound first printing

of Kafka's Metamorphosis?

A poor man's Edgar Allan Poe.

Who added bugs to mask all the borrowed imagery.

What?

I don't like reading.

-Bread bowl hot tub. -Mmm-hmm.

Oh, your mother's got to see this. Back in a mo.

[plants] I'm a plant. I'm a plant. I'm a plant.

[chuckles] I neglected to mention,

they've also developed a taste for wood, and paper,

and Vanessa's pleather boots,

and basically anything I've put in front of their mouths.

And it looks like we can add frying pans to that list.

We have to hit the self-destruct button!

Save me.

Wait, I'm not a plant. I...

Okay, I deserve that.

I'm a plant. I'm a plant...

Whoa, that's funky.

Those are the weirdest-looking plants I've ever seen.

Do their faces look familiar?

Nah, they don't look like anybody.

-[♪ rock music playing] -I'm a plant!

♪ I'm eating, I'm a plant ♪

♪ I'm a plant, plant, plant ♪

♪ I'm eating, I'm a plant ♪

♪ I'm a plant, plant, plant ♪

♪ I'm a plant ♪

♪ I'm eating, I'm a plant ♪

♪ I'm a plant, plant, plant ♪

♪ I'm eating, I'm a plant ♪

♪ I'm a plant, plant, plant... ♪

Oh, I can't look!

Just like the library at Alexandria.

-[screaming] Why? -Don't be so dramatic.

All these books are online.

-We could use this. -And this.

And these.

[singing] ♪ I'm eating, I'm a plant ♪

I'm a plant.

It's survival!

[grunting]

[panting]

[singing] ♪ I'm eating, I'm a plant... ♪

We won't let this bookcase go without a fight.

Don't let them take the higher ground!

I'm a plant. I'm a plant.

[singing] ♪ I'm eating, I'm a plant... ♪

Now, this is what I'm talking about.

When have you ever talked about this?

Tuesday. A week ago.

I was just thinking,

wouldn't it be cathartic to pound a bunch of carnivorous plants

into submission with a book?

I have no recollection of that.

Less talky-talky, more fighty-fighty.

Come out to the backyard, see what the boys have made,

and I'll be your best friend.

I'll only apply to local colleges.

I'll put you in the nice senior care facility.

Oh, Linda, you really should see what the boys have made.

It's quite impressive.

-Okay. -Wait. What?

Oh, sure, when he says it.

-[gasps] -I'm a plant. I'm a plant.

I'm a plant. I'm a plant...

Fall back! We are outnumbered!

[singing] ♪ I'm eating, I'm a plant ♪

♪ I'm a plant, plant ♪

♪ I'm eating, I'm a plant ♪

♪ I'm a plant, plant ♪

♪ I'm eating, I'm a plant ♪

♪ I'm a plant, plant ♪

[watch beeps]

Curse you, Perry the Platypus,

and also my own hubris for creating an army of me plants!

[both singing] ♪ You still ain't got no chlorophyll ♪

♪ You still ain't got no chlorophyll ♪

Hey, why are you guys still wearing the same clothes?

♪ We did it for the call back ♪

♪ We did it for the call back ♪

I'm a plant.

I'm a plant...

Wow, kids, that is impressive.

It is lovely, but it seemed bigger.

-But... But... But... -Oh, Candace.

I can't wait for you to have children of your own one day.

Here you go, Dad. Your very own bookcase.

Sorry we lost some of it.

There was a bit of an incident.

Oh, kids, it's wonderful.

The big one wouldn't have fit in the library anyway.

Oh, I found my spanner.

[all cheering]

[chitters]

Oh, there you are, Perry.

You guys are so weird.

It's survival!

[plant muttering]

[panting]

[muttering resumes]