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[cymbal clanging]

[Phineas] And the time loops just kept getting smaller and smaller.

And then, using Candace's spoon,

we saved the world.

Again.

And that's what we did for summer vacation.

[♪ fanfare music playing]

That's a fascinating report, Phineas.

We appreciate you breaking it up

into nine months of installments for us.

Well, we wanted to be thorough.

And you finished just in time

for the end of this school year.

Yeah. I can't wait for tomorrow,

the official first day of summer vacation.

Yeah, but we don't have to wait that long.

♪ I know that ♪

♪ Technically the first day of summer's tomorrow ♪

♪ But today is the last day of school ♪

♪ School ♪

♪ So we've got a couple extra hours to borrow ♪

♪ And we don't have to follow any calendar rules ♪

♪ There's a 104 days of summer vacation ♪

-♪ Before the school year arrives ♪ -♪ Arrives ♪

♪ But this year with a little early participation ♪

♪ We can have a hundred and four point five ♪

♪ And we don't have to wait till tomorrow ♪

♪ C'mon, everybody gather round ♪

♪ 'Cause there's a big old clock ♪

♪ On the wall there counting down ♪

Four, three, two, one.

-Yeah! -[bell ringing]

♪ Summer is starting right now ♪

♪ Summer's starting ♪

♪ Summer is starting right now ♪

♪ Summer's starting ♪

♪ Summer is starting right now ♪

♪ School's out We just got through it ♪

♪ Summer starts now ♪

♪ So let's get to it ♪

[electrical buzzing]

♪ I spent most of last year ♪

♪ Trying to be good ♪

-♪ But now I'm back to my evil ways ♪ -[chorus] ♪ Ways ♪

♪ If I can finally bust those boys tonight ♪

♪ I'll be free to enjoy my summer days ♪

♪ We had 261 days without it ♪

-♪ All those months of anticipation ♪ -♪ 'Pation ♪

♪ But now I just wanna stand up and shout it ♪

♪ It's a brand-new summer vacation ♪

♪ Last year we set the bar real high ♪

♪ And we deserve to take a bow ♪

♪ But I'm confident ♪

♪ We can top ourselves somehow ♪

♪ Top ourselves somehow ♪

♪ Summer is starting right now ♪

♪ Summer's starting ♪

♪ Summer is starting right now ♪

♪ Summer's starting ♪

♪ Summer is starting right now ♪

♪ School's out We just got through it ♪

♪ Summer starts now So let's get to it ♪

♪ 'Cause summer is starting ♪

♪ I think we all know what this is regarding ♪

♪ 'Cause there's a brand-new summer ♪

♪ And it's starting right now ♪

♪ It's starting right now ♪

Hey, where's Perry?

[suspenseful music playing]

-[watch vibrating] -[beeps]

[robot turns off]

[robotic sigh]

[Major Monogram] Good morning, Agent P.

I know you've been on venomous insectoid robot duty

for the last nine months, but I have good news--

Well, news.

We suspect that Doofenshmirtz is back to his evil ways.

And by "suspect," I mean he emailed us.

He also updated his social media status

to "Evil again."

Yes, it's all very alarming, Agent P.

Boy, he's fast.

I am ready for summer shenanigans!

Well, the start-of-summer block party is tonight.

Yeah, what can we make for it?

[gasps] How about the world's biggest bounce house?

A smile-powered rocket to the moon!

Bread bowl hot tub.

[Isabella] A giant whack-a-pest!

A pop-the-balloon dart game, but huge!

-Bread bowl hot tub! -Cotton candy

the size of a house!

-Bumper cars that fly! -[beeps]

Soupy jacuzzi! In a loaf.

What?

Bread bowl hot tub!

[Candace] I don't know.

Why not build them all?

Great idea, Candace. Let's do it!

-Oh, yeah! -All right!

Let's do it!

And they can't all disappear, can they?

[laughs maniacally]

[clears throat]

-Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! -[sighs]

You wait so long to hear your baby say the word,

and then they never stop saying it.

Phineas and Ferb are in the backyard making--

Yes, yes.

I asked them to put together something

to spice up our booth at the block party.

But you can help me bring out the pies.

Dumb pies ruin everything!

It seems like I spent all of last summer running around,

while you kids were having fun,

and I missed seeing any of it.

Yeah, duh!

I just wanna spend more time together

as a family this summer.

What else can I do, dear?

I'm really busy, so I need you

to man our pie booth at all times.

Do not leave under any circumstances.

Roger that, darling!

Now, you know how every year,

we take a family photo on the first day of summer?

Well, with all the excitement of the block party,

I don't want you forget to show up for the photo.

Those pictures are so corny. Why do we keep doing it?

I just want to capture these memories

because you guys are growing up so fast.

No! No time for waterworks.

These pictures always make me cry.

I've got to finish up

so I can spend the rest of the day with you kids.

So you're seriously gonna be here?

For the rest of the day?

That's the idea.

Yes! This bust is gonna be as easy as...

Something really easy!

♪ Soodyup Diddyup di-di-di-di-dee-da ♪

♪ Soodyup Diddyup di-di-di-di-dee-da ♪

♪ Soodyup Diddyup di-di-di-di-dee-da ♪

♪ Di-di-di-di-dee-da Da-da-da-da-da ♪

[♪ upbeat music continues playing, "Quirky Working Song"]

[singers] ♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪

There he is!

Welcome, Perry the Platypus.

I knew my return to evil would be met

with an equal, opposing force of semi-aquaticness.

Can I get you anything?

Lemonade? Veggie dip? A trap?

[clanking]

[laughs] Isn't this great? It's like old times!

[stammers] Like I always say,

"If you love something, set it free.

If it comes back, trap it!" [laughs maniacally]

Hey, Dad. What are you--

Up to no good. Thanks for asking, Vanessa.

Oh, so we're evil again? Hi, Perry.

I'm meeting up with some friends.

Try not to blow yourself up.

I'm not making any promises!

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Isabella screaming]

[♪ upbeat music continues]

[laughing]

[yelps]

[giggles] Look at all the bustable things they've built!

Anyhoo, on to today's monologue.

Behold! The Vaporizor-Inator!

I know it's a chicken balloon, but it was on clearance.

It has nothing to do with the scheme. [stammers] Unless--

Unless you want to vaporize chickens for some reason.

Which I am not opposed to.

Anyway, the Vaporizor-Inator!

You point, you click,

whatever annoys you is gone! Vaporized!

Because as you well know,

a lot of things annoy me, Perry the Platypus. I'll show you!

Cell towers that look like trees? Vaporized!

Mannequins with no hands? Vaporized!

♪ Song, song, song of the summer ♪

"The Song of the Summer."

-Who decides it's the song of the summer? -[zaps]

Vaporized!

I know, I know, today's inator is a little basic,

but I am purposely starting off slow.

You can't just dive back into the deep end of evil

without warming up. You'll pull a muscle, Perry the Platypus!

[children laughing]

♪ This is the job my wife gave me ♪

Five times the inventions is five times the bust.

Nothing could possibly take away

all five of these things at once!

[♪ ominous music playing]

It's even got an attachment to shoot five things at once!

Come on, Perry the Platypus. There's gotta be something that annoys you.

[whacks]

Ah, there's that sass!

That's what I've been missing!

Come on, for reals, there's gotta be something

you want to vaporize, right?

[zaps]

[groans]

[woman] ♪ Perry ♪

Mom! This is it!

The start of summer! This is gonna be the one!

Are we gonna do this again?

Just this once! This is the one!

-[thuds] -[groans]

Mom, look! Just turn your head 90 degrees!

-Candace, it's okay. I'm-- -[zaps]

[screams] Mom!

-Mom! -[screams]

[♪ suspenseful music playing]

-Mom? -Wait!

That's not what happens!

Your stuff disappears! Not Mom! Your stuff!

-What was that? -I didn't do it!

Okay, okay. We gotta figure out what happened.

A beam came down from that balloon

and hit your mom, right before she vaporized!

The mysterious force that takes away your inventions

took Mom away!

Walk it back, Candace. We've got to figure out what happened.

Guys, is it just me

or does that cloud kind of look like your mom?

-Ooh, sick burn! -No, she's right!

[Phineas] Look! That is Mom!

Yes! I'd recognize that look of tired disapproval anywhere!

[Linda] Who wants pie?

Inexplicably, your mother's vaporized bits

have coalesced with the high humidity in the air

to form a cumulonimbus, if you will.

In English, nerdy boy.

Oh, a Mom-cloud!

-A Mom-cloud. -But she looks very unstable.

We need to somehow get her back to her solid form

before she dissipates and--

Blows away.

No, no, no, no.

That also wasn't me.

Guys, I know what he have to do today.

Save Mom.

-But how? -Okay.

Buford, Isabella, you go after that balloon.

Get whatever device did this

so we can try to reverse it to make Mom, Mom again.

Baljeet, find a way to calculate Mom's stability.

We need to know how long we've got

before she dissipates entirely.

And, Ferb, we have to keep Mom together as long as we can.

Come on, guys! We can use the rides!

We'll take it down with this.

Grab anything we might need!

[squeaking]

You never know!

I brought Mom out. I bumped the fan.

This is my fault.

Wait, wait, wait, wait! What can I do?

Oh, uh, grab the whack-a-pest and follow us!

[engines whirring]

How do I start this thing?

[groans]

-[grunts] -[engine starts]

-Huh? -[bell dings]

Oh, for Pete's sake.

-[grunting] -[bell dinging]

I'm coming!

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz] All right, you broke it.

I consider myself thwarted, there.

This is not how I wanna-- Whoa!

A huge cloud with a face!

You don't see that every day.

Wait, wait. How could I use this for evil?

Hmm.

[sighs] Hmm.

Hmm...

I got nothing.

Agent P, Doofenshmirtz has created some sort of living cloud

and we believe he may turn it into a huge storm

to wash away everything he dislikes.

Oh! Yes! That's a great idea!

-Am I on speaker? -That's what I'm gonna to do!

Thank you, Francis!

-Wait! -Too late!

[sing-songs] ♪ You helped me be evil ♪

Curse you, Perry the Plummet-pus.

'Cause you're-- 'Cause you're plummeting.

Excellent. And I have repurposed

my portable particle accelerator science project,

which took second place. Hello?

To track Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher's essence,

even under optimal conditions,

I calculate that she will only hang together

for another 8 minutes and 47 seconds.

Why did I get the big, slow, heavy one?

Guys! Vacuum at three o' clock!

[whirring]

Uh... Windmills! Dead ahead!

-Ferb? -Fore!

Giant whoopee cushion? Seriously?

[♪ majestic music playing]

And we're home. Dropping anchor.

Wait, wait, wait, wait! Oh, forget it.

All right, back to work.

I just can't think of a way to turn a cloud into a storm.

Hmm. Maybe I can go online and research it.

Oh, what am I thinking? There's an easier way to do this.

-Hello? -Hi, Francis.

It's your old friend, Heinz Doofenshmirtz,

calling to gloat about my brilliant unguessable scheme

to actually scientifically turn a cloud into a storm!

Unguessable? It's basic meteorology.

You're going to upset the existing cloud's warm front

by hitting it with a cold front.

"Hit it with a cold front."

-Great idea! Thank you, Francis. -Why, you--

Okay, Buford. Pop the balloon and win a prize!

[whispers] Miss it, and my future mother-in-law is gone forever.

-What? -Never mind! Now!

I regret nothing!

-[pops] -[hissing]

[Buford] I'm okay.

[Isabella over radio] What do you see in there?

Well, I'm no scientist,

but there's a big rectangular, upholstered object...

I'm gonna say mid-century modern, kinda--

Are you describing a couch?

Yeah! Couch!

I couldn't think of the word.

There's also this big metal device labeled

"Vaporizor-Inator." But it's broken.

-[thuds] -[screams]

Now it's more broken.

[♪ suspenseful music playing]

Not to add pressure to what is already a high-pressure system,

[giggles] but we have 6 minutes and 41 seconds

till your Mom dissipates completely.

Got it! At least we made it through all the wind-based obstacles.

Oh, no. It's Wind-Con!

[Baljeet] Huh? Did you say Wind-Con,

the largest annual international wind-themed convention?

-[Candace over comms] Baljeet! -Oh.

I mean, it's uh, it's totally gotten so commercialized now.

It's so lame.

[enthusiast 1] What do you think of Wind-Con?

[enthusiast 2] It totally blows!

So much better than last year's Vacuum-Con.

Heh! That sucked.

[Candace] She's heading straight toward it!

We've gotta find something to block those fans!

Perfect, Ferb.

[whirring]

We can use these billboards to get Mom into that alley

and contain her.

Yes! Got her boxed up like... Something in a box!

It's a good thing I had this old Cooler-Off-Inator.

All right, where'd that cloud go? Oh! There she is.

I'm gonna make it rain, baby!

[zapping]

Uh-oh.

What's going on? What happened to Mom?

[screams]

[Phineas yelps]

Oh, biscuits.

[thunder rumbling]

I am so evil right now!

I'm back, baby!

[mooing]

[laughs maniacally]

[♪ intense music playing]

We got the device but it's broken!

But you can fix it, right?

[scoffs] Is 269 a prime number?

The answer is yes!

But we'll need to rig a power cable

because the battery is fried.

If you need me, I'll be over here on the thingy.

-Couch! -Whatever.

[♪ ominous music playing]

Perry the Platypus?

-[thudding] -[grunts]

-[crashes] -[groans]

All right.

Perry the Platypus, you need to chill out!

[zaps]

[mumbles] I really asked for that, didn't I?

Oh, now what? Some petard hoisting.

All right, okay, figures...

Tell Francis that his evil scheme

leaves a lot to be desired.

-[explosion] -Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

[♪ ominous music playing]

[Phineas] Whoa!

Phineas! Good news!

I have the device that turned your mom into the cloud

and I am trying to reverse it!

But the battery is not working

so we are having to run an extension cord from your house.

Can you get the Mom cloud here?

Not with these bumper cars, they're way too light.

We can't even get near her.

Perhaps what we need is a big, slow, heavy vehicle.

Big, slow, and heavy? That's me!

If there's one thing...

I know how to do... [grunts]

[groans] ...it's get to Mom!

[groans] Get through to Mom!

-[grunts] -Go, Candace!

And I thought you were crazy putting tank treads on a whack-a-pest.

-[bell dings] -[Candace grunting]

[grunts] If there is ever a time when I need you to listen to me...

-[bell dinging] -[Candace grunting]

Listen to me now.

[crashes]

Mom! Remember what you wanted for today?

[groaning]

Remember?

You wanted us all to be together

as a family.

[groans] For the first day of summer!

[yelps] Your favorite memory.

You wanted us all to be together at home.

[Candace voice echoes] Home. Home.

[♪ melodious music playing]

Home.

I don't know what you did there, Candace,

but it's working! Let's lead the way, Ferb!

Mom! This way!

[♪ intense music playing]

[groans]

Baljeet, we're on our way!

Wow, she looks scary!

I don't know, fear is subjective.

[♪ suspenseful music playing]

[people screaming]

Get the giant cotton candy machine

locked down in the front yard!

The spinner head should hold her in place.

[grunts]

[grunts] It's fixed. Let's do this!

Hit it, Buford!

Time to go for a spin!

[whirring]

Gotcha!

[roars]

[roars louder]

Okay, shoot her already!

She has absorbed too much water, she is nearly two tons.

We cannot fire the device until she is close to her normal density.

Otherwise she could explode!

So how the heck do we get rid of all that water weight?

Water? Wait! Water works! That's it!

[Linda roaring]

-Mom! -[thunderclap]

[Linda roaring]

[thunder rumbling]

[♪ heroic instrumental music playing]

[sobs]

She's crying.

She's raining!

-[thunderclap] -[screams]

Yes! She's getting smaller.

[Baljeet] Almost.

Almost.

Now!

[alarm beeping]

-What happened, genius? -It's not working.

-Does it have power? -What is it? What's wrong?

[♪ secret agent theme music playing]

Yes! Power is up! Here it goes!

[zaps]

Come on, Mom. Come back to us.

[Buford grunts]

Mom! Mom, are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

I don't remember how I got here,

but I'm glad to see you guys.

All you guys!

Man, that was like Cleveland '92 all over again!

[♪ rock music playing]

[Linda] Oh, I love this song!

Come on, Lawrence. Family time!

[vocalist] ♪ ...song of the summer ♪

[chorus] ♪ Summer, summer song ♪

♪ 'Cause all of those winter and autumn songs ♪

♪ Were a bummer ♪

♪ Summer, summer song ♪

♪ Spring is all right But I think we might have ♪

♪ A number one hit if we write ♪

♪ The song of the summer ♪

-♪ Summer, summer song ♪ -♪ I'm telling you this ♪

Can you take our picture please?

-♪ Summer ♪ -♪ Summer, summer song ♪

♪ Because we're saying it is ♪

Okay, everybody say...

[all] Brand-new summer.

[camera shutter clicks]

Pow! We're back, baby!

♪ Summer is starting right now ♪

♪ Summer's starting ♪

♪ Summer is starting right now ♪

♪ Summer's starting ♪

♪ Summer is starting right now ♪

♪ School's out We just got through it ♪

♪ Summer starts now ♪

♪ So let's get to it ♪

♪ 'Cause summer is starting ♪

♪ I think we all know what this is regarding ♪

♪ 'Cause there's a brand-new summer ♪

♪ And it's starting right now ♪

♪ It's starting right now ♪

Hey, where's Perry?