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Damn this...

Damn this wretched world.

The harmony of yin and yang is the law of nature.

And yet, how dare they try to kill me just for sleeping with a woman?

What a wretched world this is.

Fidelity?

They keep concubines,

indulge in pleasure houses, and revel in debauchery.

Yet, why am I the only one treated like this?

My lord.

Please save me from this wretched world.

Please allow me to live in a world of true freedom.

What is happening?

Where am I?

What on earth is that?

It looks like a carriage but how is it moving without a horse?

Naughty Heaven

Oh my...

So it wasn't a dream after all?

Then where am I?

You finished unpacking already?

Of course.

But this isn't even your first time breaking up with a guy.

What's with this 'breakup trip'?

It was really hard for me this time.

I guess I liked him a lot.

Yeah, right.

Then why did you sleep with other guys while dating your ex?

You know I can’t sleep without a guy next to me.

Isn't that the same for you?

Yeah, that's why I always stay single.

I wonder if there are any guys around here for a hookup.

Why don’t we go find one?

I knew it.

You're no person for a 'breakup trip'.

Come on, let's go now.

I can really feel my stomach growling.

Seems like this isn’t a dream after all.

I can really feel my stomach growling.

Seems like this isn’t a dream after all.

Oh my...

A nobleman must maintain his honor.

Eating food scraps is beneath me.

This is utterly unacceptable!.

Oh my...

I knew it!

In a low season like this and with families around,

it's impossible to find guy to hook up with.

Why did you choose to come here?

I didn't know it would be this boring.

But honestly, this place is way over the top.

- What should we do? - We only have one choice.

Return to Seoul.

But I already paid for the pool villa.

It's your fault, not mine.

And also, who goes on a 'breakup trip' for four days?

That's how much I'm heartbroken.

Look at us now.

It’s just the two of us with no guys.

Wait, what's he doing there?

I think he's drunk, let's just go.

Please help me.

I think we should help him.

- He's not bad - Are you sure?

Isn't he good looking?

Alright, charity once in a while isn't bad.

He's actually pretty hot.

Sir, are you alright?

What is the name of this food?

It kind of tastes like chicken.

You've never had fried chicken before?

By the way, what happened to you?

Well...

I was running away from someone due to unavoidable circumstances.

But when I came to my senses, I found myself here.

Can you tell me where I am?

Are you serious?

We're in Korea.

Wait, then...

Are you saying this isn’t Joseon?

Does that mean you're from Joseon?

That's right.

Then you came from the past?

You mean this is the future?

Did you really come from the past?

Is this something like 'My Love from the Star'?

What is this water?

It's really sweet and fizzy, truly a delicacy.

And what's that over there?

I saw you taking this water from that thing.

It's even blowing out cold air.

Look at this!

It's ice!

Truly amazing.

I think he's mentally ill.

Definitely not a normal person.

May I take a bath by any chance?

Sure.

Where should I...

There's a room at the end of the corridor.

It's a well!

Do people these days build a well inside their homes?

That's right.

Go ahead and take a bath.

Alright.

What do we do now?

Don't worry.

He'll leave after getting some rest.

As you said, I think he's mentally ill.

I'm kind of worried.

What if he really came from the past?

You should stop watching drama series.

Do you actually believe him?

But he seems fine on the outside.

Are you really just going to let him go?

Knock it off.

No matter how desperate, eating odd things will only cause trouble.

But he's the only guy that we found around here.

Let's just give it a go this once.

Hey there, young lady.

There's no water coming out of the well.

A well?

Did you take a bath with that water?

That's right.

Isn't this a well?

From now on, use this to take a bath.

Young lady, hot water is coming out.

Did you see that?

Of course I did.

I didn’t know people in the Joseon Dynasty had such a big size.

It's way beyond the average size.

Hey.

Didn't you say we should let him go?

Did I?

If there's someone who'd let him go after seeing that huge thing,

that person must be insane.

That's right.

Cheers.

I slept with up to six Japanese women.

When the Imjin War broke out.

I had an affair with the enemy general's wife.

Look here.

There are two nail marks.

She was so thrilled that she scratched me.

But the whole world calls me a scoundrel.

Do you know why I had an affair with the enemy's wife?

It was a step toward a rebellion that was ready to face death.

That's not it.

My fellows keep concubines and indulge in pleasure houses.

Yet, they demand chastity from their wives.

The harmony of yin and yang is the law of nature.

- Am I not right? - You're right.

In today's world, that's nonsense.

Welcome to the world of freedom.

People these days do it whenever they want.

Is that true?

Of course.

Everyone does whatever they want.

Really?

Isn't this too quick?

Young lady, there's no need to rush.

Young lady, slow down.

Young lady.

It feels so good.

- Does it? - Yeah.

I shall give my all to you today.

Young lady.

This thing is truly fascinating.

What an amazing world it is.

I never could have imagined this.

Wait, what is that?

A picture is moving.

How amazing it is.

But the painting is truly lascivious.

What kind of codex is this?

This world must truly be a paradise.

Thank you my lord.

Thank you for sending me to this paradise.

Excuse me, young lady.

I don't how I ended up coming to this world.

But this is the world that I always dreamed of.

Speaking of that,

what should I do to make a life here?

In today's world, money is everything.

Is that so?

I guess the importance of money has never changed since the past.

How can I make money then?

Can't we discuss this later?

I want to do something else right now.

Come with me.

Harder, please.

- Harder? - Yeah.

Harder.

Should I get on top now?

As you wish.

Get up.

It's so huge.

Sir, do you like it?

Young lady, how does it feel?

It's truly something else.

Do you think so?

Now...

I will show you my special move.

Young lady.

Are you ready?

Young lady.

Young lady.

I've been thinking about this world.

But I barely know anything about it.

I think I need to study it more.

Ask my friend about that.

Young lady.

I have a question.

Please wake up.

Hey...

Young lady.

Wake up.

Where have you been?

I like to do it right after I wake up.

Young lady, I'm not here for this.

It feels so good.

Isn't he beyond expectation?

He's so amazing.

I know.

Maybe his dad is the Hulk.

What do you mean?

Because he's such a hunk.

Might be.

Especially, his private parts are extraordinary.

I agree with that.

A size like that is really rare.

But what should we do when we leave?

About what?

About him.

Let's just enjoy him to the fullest and bid him farewell when we leave for Seoul.

Would that be okay?

He actually seems mentally ill.

Then take him to Seoul with you.

No way.

But isn't it a shame to part ways like this?

That's why we have to enjoy him to the fullest when we can.

I think so too.

Mister nobleman, aren't you hungry?

Hurry up and come eat.

Have a seat.

Sir, have a taste of this.

Sir, try this too.

It's really delicious.

By the way...

As I mentioned before.

I don't know how I ended up in this world.

But I have no idea how to build a life here.

Could you two teach me how?

Sure, of course we should.

That's right.

What is that you want to know?

Sir.

Since I'm your teacher now, I'll speak to you casually.

As you wish.

Do you know what's most important in today's world?

It's money.

Money is everything in life.

She's right.

But why do you think people are so obsessed with money?

The ultimate purpose of money is to have sex.

Sex?

Didn't you know?

There was this man who was the richest in this country.

But he once got humiliated after getting caught inviting escort girls.

Don't you get it?

People's main purpose of making money is to have sex.

What's your point?

So, you need a job that brings you both joy and income.

Am I thinking what you're thinking?

What job satisfies both of those?

A host.

What is a host?

It's something like a courtesan.

But a male courtesan.

A male courtesan?

But I'm a nobleman with dignity.

Excuse me, we're in the 21st century.

Nobles don't exist anymore.

And also, with your size and skills,

you could become a legendary host in history.

Is that true?

Of course.

Sure it is.

Then I shall try to become the most remembered host in history.

Please excuse me for a moment.

I have somewhere to go.

I think he's really stupid.

- Was our joke too much? - Don't worry.

We can say whatever we want to a stupid man.

I'm the king of hosts.

I'm the king of this world.

I am the king!

I am the king, indeed!

Alright, then.

What do I have to do to become a host?

What should we do?

He's being so serious about this.

Don't worry.

It's good for us.

This is our chance to make the most of him.

Promise that you'll do whatever we say.

Then we'll teach you how to be a host.

Sure.

I'm prepared to do anything.

Is running errands like this what a host does?

Isn’t this something only servants do?

Damn it.

But this treat is also a true delicacy.

Is this all you bought?

I think you could’ve bought more with the money we gave you.

What are you talking about?

This was all I could buy with the money.

Forget it, let's drink now.

Sir, come here and pour some wine for me.

Did you forget what we said?

A host is like a courtesan.

So you have to do whatever we say.

This is all part of the learning process.

Fine.

I'll do it.

Don't disappoint us.

Just my luck!

Damn it.

Making a living is not easy, both in the past and now.

Since I'm the subordinate, I have no choice but listen to them.

Sir.

Come over here for a second.

Okay.

What's the matter?

I'll teach you how to do a massage.

A massage?

What is that?

Just think of it as a kind of therapy.

Do I really need to learn that?

Yes, of course.

A host has to know how to do a massage.

Come on in.

Do it with sincerity.

Get above me and do it properly.

That's it.

Do it slowly and gently,

but with a decent amount of pressure.

Am I doing it correctly?

Do it the way you think works.

But how?

Just do it the way you think is best.

A bit higher.

- Over here? - Higher.

You mean, here?

That's it.

Sir.

What is it this time?

Come over here.

Sir, come to my room.

Sir.

Sir.

Sir.

Sir, come quickly.

- Hurry up. - Sir.

Sir.

- Sir. - Come quickly.

- Sir. - Sir.

- Sir. - Hurry up.

Sir, come quickly.

Sir.

Come in quickly.

I want to return to where I belong!

Are you asking for money?

I believe I should receive a fair pay for all this hard work.

You're getting this wrong.

That's not how things work these days.

Sir.

Don't you know Passion pay?

What on earth is that?

Think about the effort and dedication we're putting in to help you adapt to society.

Your effort is nothing compared to the work we’re doing.

Even slaves in the Joseon Dynasty got paid.

But now I'm working and not even getting paid?

Sir, you're not in the position to say that.

Frankly speaking, you're the one who has to pay us the tuition.

And were we the only ones who enjoyed it?

Didn't you also enjoy it?

That's right, but...

He's really getting on my nerves.

Did you forget that we're your life savors?

Do you think it's right to ask us for money?

Sir.

If you think it's unfair, you may leave.

We won't hold you back.

Alright, then.

So, are you going to leave?

It seems like I was out of my mind for a moment.

I'll just follow orders.

You made a wise choice.

Sir.

If you be a good student until we leave,

we'll give you a severance pay.

So stick with us until the end.

Do you get it?

Alright.

I appreciate it.

Excuse me.

Your meal is ready.

Not bad.

My body feels stiff.

Come to my room after washing the dishes.

Don't forget to come to me as well.

What fun things shall we do today?

Come in.

Are you ready?

Let's have some fun today.

Yes, that's it.

It feels so good.

I want it harder.

- You sure about that? - Yeah.

Yes, I like it.

You're leaving already?

It's a thief!

It's a thief!

He's running away with my wallet.

Stop right there!

It's a thief!

It's a thief!

Get him!

It's a thief!

Get him!

It's a thief!

Get him!

He stole my wallet.

It's a thief!

This can't be!

Thank you, my lord.

Oh, my lord!

1 year later

On a deep autumn night.

A disciple awoke in tears.

The master found this strange and asked the disciple.

Did you have a nightmare?

No, master.

Did you have a sad dream?

No, master.

I had a sweet dream.

Then why are you crying so sorrowfully?

Because even though it was a sweet dream.

It was a dream that must never come true.

Subtitles by: Sungmin Park