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Not only do I teach a little golf,

I teaches big golf too.

In fact, my success lies in

that I got a style all my own.

Just like another man that I know from Atlanta,

whom I used to caddy for,

and show him all his complicated shots.

Look where he is now.

Look where he is now.

Way out yonder in Hollywood where golf is golf.

Outside of myself, he is the only

champion golf player in all the world.

You go to the clubhouse, and register your name

together with a small amount of change.

Now folks, I'm here to teach you

the rudiments of the game.

In fact, I'm here to teach you nothing but golf.

I sure like to play this card game.

I've played at all kinds of cards, you know that?

I--I--I like to play any game

that it got some change in it, you know?

Hey, what's your name, anyhow, old joker?

My name?

My name is Biskits, just plain old Hot Biskits.

Now, if you know anybody that wants to play

some ten-cent Coon Can,

send him right down the street here

to my shinin' stand.

'Cause I'd play anybody, brother, just tell them

to come down there and ask for Biskits.

All right, I'll get somebody to play you some Coon Can.

All right then.

(indistinct chatter)

Wait a minute, folks.

Wait a minute, just a minute.

I got a little surprise for you.

You see, since I've been in your fair city,

I've been regaled to one of the sweetest girls

in all the world.

Just a minute folks, I wanna introduce her to ya.

Just a minute, step right up.

I want to introduce to you, Ms. Matilda Grine.

Ain't she sweet, ain't she sweet?

(applause)

Can you beat that for luck?

Luck nothing.

Child, you said a mouthful.

She goes around with everyone.

(indistinct chattering)

That ain't the way to spell "biscuit."

Oh, that's the way we spell it in Atlanta.

Why, hello there, Professor.

I see you've got your money all ready

for the bet, Professor.

Well, here's mine.

Who's gonna hold the stakes?

What stakes?

Our stakes, yours and mine.

The side bet.

-What side bet? -I know, I know.

-Here, here, let Mr.-- -Give me that money, here.

When it comes to holding money, I knows myself.

I'll pick up some more in the morning.

Some more of these cigars, yes,

but, uh, is there anything else, Mr. Edwards?

No, I guess that'll be all.

Wait a minute there, Zion.

There's one thing you got to be careful about.

-What is that? -Don't tell nobody

that I'm the real owner of this place.

Well then, how come?

Because it's against police regulations.

That's why everything's made out in your name.

Oh, I see, yes.

Yeah, you see I had a boy here last month.

He was pretty good too.

That was until he started gambling away the profits.

-Well, where's he at now? -Oh, I haven't seen him

since he came out of the hospital,

but somehow or another, it seems that I can trust you.

Yeah, you can trust me all right, Mr. Edwards, yes sir.

Y--y--you can sure trust me.

In fact, you can absolutely depend on me.

Well, I better be getting on now.

I am gonna check out the books tomorrow.

Yes sir.

-See you later. -Y--yeah, goodbye.

(indistinct chattering)

Well hello, Zion.

Hello again.

How's business?

Oh, pretty good.

So, who's gonna win the match tomorrow?

I don't know who is, but I know who ain't.

-What you mean? -Thing is, Jim,

you know doggone well I can't beat that feller.

You know I just kidding, I can't play no golf

and ain't no way in the world for me to beat that man

unless something happens.

Well, what's got to happen for you to beat him?

(unintelligible), I guess.

Say, I got it.

-I got it. -Got what?

-Come on, go with me. -Wait a minute, going where?

-Come on. -Where, where do you--

-I got it, come on. -Got what?

(indistinct yelling)

Now, is you satisfied?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course I'm satisfied.

But what I want to know is if it'll stay in the game.

Sure it will, all you got to do is to give me the signal,

and I'll push this button, that's all.

You know, Ol' Jim, I've got to give you credit,

you sure know your stuff.

And I appreciate it too.

Don't mention it, boy.

Sir, I appreciate this.

Hey, Zion, has you got $10?

I left my pocketbook at home.

-$10? -Yeah.

Man, I don't need to be searchin' myself

'cause I know I ain't got over seven.

Gee, he made it!

(applause)

(giggling)

(applause)

Uh-uh, not so good.

(indistinct chatter)

Nice day, ain't it?

Oh, yes it is.

You live around here?

Yes.

Doggone.

(applause)

Married?

No, I'm not.

You ain't?

No.

Got a beau?

No, I haven't.

My, my, my.

What's a-matter with these boys in New Orleans?

(chuckling)

(applause)

That's all right, step right up.

The money's the thing that I'm after more than anything.

Now, 1534.

(laughter)

Here's your money, Mr. Walker.

And here's the cup.

Thank you, thank you.

What--what's the matter, honey?

Is you sick or something?

No, she ain't, but you gonna be.

- --That fella (unintelligible). -He did?

Yeah, I was holding the stakes.

-Don't blame me for that! -Don't tell me I can't!

(stuttering)

Give me my money.

I ain't got--now, wait,

there ain't no use for--

Hey, hey, hey, you boys can't have that racket here.

-But, mister, this man here-- -Oh, take that on outside.

We don't want that in here.

Give me my money.

But if I give you your money, will that be all right?

Yeah, it'd be all right if you give me my money.

All right, then we gon' be friends?

Yes, we'll be friends.

All right, then let's shake hands on it.

(gunshot)

(gunshot, screeching)

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