All language subtitles for Happy Days s10e19 May The Best Man Win

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These days are ours.

I've been free. Oh, happy days.

These days are ours.

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Listen

up.

Yeah. If you're being blackmailed, I'm
right behind. You understand? I'll take

care of it. I appreciate that, Fon, but
I am not being blackmailed. I

volunteered to direct school play.

Because I like being around actors.

I don't believe it.

I don't believe it. Is that you?

It's me. Get over here.

Oh, man.

Hey.

We are invincible.

Now, who is this?

Is this up to you?

Yeah, of course I do. This is Jake. Hey,
Fonz. Nelson. We used to be Falcons

together. Oh, nice to meet you. Hey,
Fonz. That's an interesting nickname.

Hey, let's show them how you got the
name. Oh, fine.

Hey, Fonz, where you going? Hey, Fonz,
can I go? Hey, Fonz, why not?

I'll tell you something. This man would
not be a falcon without me. Oh, is that

right? Yes, that's right. I gave him
tips on pinball, motorcycles, and the

etiquette of rumble.

And my dad got us the gang jackets.

Well, that didn't hurt either.

We were inseparable. Then all of a
sudden, one day, he disappeared. He

disappeared?

Where did you go?

Well, I met this girl, Vicki Easton.

And pow, my life had new meaning.

Do I understand what you're saying? I
met this girl, Ashley Pfister, and pow!

Her life had no meaning.

I hope your story ends sweeter.

Vicki ran off with an insurance
salesman. On our wedding day.

I would have run him over, but my rates
would have gone up.

I figured I better get out and, you
know, try and find myself, right? So I

decided to devote myself to helping
mankind.

So I joined a monastery.

A monastery?

Yeah. How'd you get in? My dad got us
the ropes.

Ah, yes, the monastic life, making wine,
celibacy.

Yeah, he's real curious because he's
halfway there.

I make wine.

Well, the Wisconsin monks make cheese.

Oh. Now, one day at the state fair,
where I might add we won first place in

semi -soft division, I met Susie, and my
life changed again. We swore we'd never

part. Saturday, Susie and I get married.
No kidding. Oh, that's fantastic. Oh,

double thumbs. Are you kidding? That's
great.

And I know nothing's going to go wrong
this time.

Yeah, you've always been like a good
luck charm to me, Fon. Yeah.

I'd like you to be my best man.

Yeah, I'd be thrilled.

I'm entitled.

I know I can count on you. I know Roger
would mean a great deal to me if you

would be my usher.

Really, me?

Who we just met?

You must really be a quick judge of
character.

Of course, not that. I just need a guy
who looks good in a suit.

In the evening, don't you have anything
to say?

You had to ask?

Well, oh, I'm not going to get this part
in the school play.

Because it's all who you know.

Lisa Wainwright's aunt knows Elizabeth
Taylor's manicurist.

Really?

Look, Casey, I think you're going to get
the part on your ability.

Oh, yes, that's true. And you know,
dear...

I'll rehearse with you.

Oh, would you? Oh, that would be such a
big help.

Yeah, well, you practice with her, Mary,
and I'll just pretend it's a dinner

theater. Oh, how? No. Come on, it'll be
a lot of fun.

And afterwards, I might just find that I
can't resist my leading man.

Oh, okay. But I'm no actor, so don't
expect any Tony Award winning

Okay, this is a scene from I Only Shower
When I Win.

Oh, that's the name, but I only shower
when I win.

Yes, it's a musical.

I'm going to play Velma, Mary and you
play Lola, and Uncle Howard, you play

Bob. All right, it's a steamy night in
the Florida Keys.

You look disgusting.

Don't you ever take a bath after you're
through wrestling with those alligators?

I only shower when I win. Oh, that's
where they get the name in the book.

I am the king here. I am the big daddy.

Why don't you go back to the street? Why
don't you go back to the street where

we found you?

Is this Rocky Barufi? Don't make fun. My
wife made me wear this.

She also wanted me to wear this vest,
these socks, and underwear.

A man's got to put his foot down
sometimes.

I agree. I agree. But, you know, you
could have worn the vest, huh?

Uh, Fonz, here come the monks.

Is that right?

All right, listen up. Don't you be
ashamed of yourself.

These are real monks. This is a church.
This is their turf. Now, Roger. Yeah?

Please, have them sit on opposite sides
of the church. Right, Vance. Okay, let's

be men of God on this side, car thieves
on this side.

How you doing, huh?

Fine. Oh, you know, this reminds me. I
haven't seen my twin brother Al since

wedding. Married a lovely, lovely lady.
Yeah, my aunt. Oh, yes.

Surprised me. Because he has the brains,
but I've got to look.

The boys don't beckon you.

Hey, Fonz, this is going to be great.

Fonz, I'm so happy.

Hey, Fonz, how do I look? Are you
kidding me? You look so good.

You look so good.

If the mortician saw you now, he
wouldn't have to touch you.

That's good, right? Oh, you look nice.
Hey, father, you're dressed right. Oh,

just work clothes.

Boy, Pons, I'm making quite a jump here,
huh?

From monk to marriage, huh? From brother
to husband.

And that's just the both of you?

Wherever the four winds blow.

We've got a singing gun, Pons.

All right, I'll get started.

Back your socks off.

Dearly beloved, we are glad... I don't
believe it.

Fonzie! My love!

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Fonzie! Fonzie!

Yeah, yeah, it's me, all right. Question
is now, who are you?

Maybe this would be a nice time to
introduce you.

Blondie, I'd like you to meet Susie
Blackman. Hey. Don't you remember?

Ten years ago, the Schatz Brewery phone
-blowing contest and dinner dance.

No.

Now listen, uh, uh, Miss, uh, Blackman,
I, I would love to just kind of mosey

down memory lane with you, but it's time
to nudge you all up here with good old

Jake, huh? Uh, Jake? Jake? Yeah, yeah,
me, Jake. Remember Destiny's Play thing?

The man who sprung for the marriage
manual?

So, uh, could we go out with a ceremony
now? Please do, please do. Oh, look, I

thought I'd forgotten about Fonzie, but
now that I see him again, I, I, it would

be unfair for me to marry you now.

I think his life has to be fair.

Oh, excuse me.

Uh, you have to understand, I am very,
very involved with this fabulous woman,

Ashley Fist. I mean, we're practically
entangled. You see that? He's

entangled. Can we get married here and
get a tax break?

Hans, I hate to butt in, but I've been
trained to look for little signs of

tension between couples.

Jake.

Jake.

Here's your engagement ring.

There's a little sign now.

Susie. Susie, don't do anything. I'll
regret.

Jake, I have a lot of things to think
over.

But whatever happens, we'll always be
friends.

Oh. Oh.

She didn't mean it.

She didn't mean it. We'll always be
friends. Well, I don't need friends. If

you're really my friend, get married.

Susie, I love you.

You I'm not so thrilled about.

I don't know what to say.

Wait a minute, Jake.

Is this the most bizarre thing you ever
saw? How could you do this to such a

sweet guy like Jake? You!

And to think I named my dog after you!
Come on, Falcon!

Wait a minute.

This is nuts. Hey, guys, huh?

What are you... Hey.

I didn't, I don't... No.

you, Franz.

I was really looking forward to this.
The reception, cheese dip.

Get over here.

I don't even know this girl.

Somebody,

hey, what did I do?

Franzi, my son.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Sometimes he's very obvious.

Sometimes he just likes to kill around,
huh?

This could very well be a test of your
character.

But we won't know for sure until you
bring those two kids back together

Let me tell you something.

I will get them back together again.
They'll live a long and happy life like

Romeo and Juliet.

He is, too.

Okay. Yeah, I'll tell him. Thank you.
Bye -bye.

Well, Casey, honey, you got the part!

Oh, God!

You did, too, Jenny. You're in men's
wardrobe.

Oh, that's just perfect!

Oh, it's great! Now, you are going to be
on stage with Lance Mancusi, and I'm

going to be backstage fondling his
clothing.

Whoa!

This is my last stop, Mr. and Mrs. T.

What's the matter, Arthur?

I humble myself.

I throw myself at your feet.

I need advice. I got Susie and Jake
coming over here. I need something to

them to get them back together again.
Shoot. Oh, whatever you want, Arthur.

We're always here for you. So go ahead,
Howard.

Show them the way. Yeah.

Oh, well, uh, usually Fonzie in a
situation like... I don't know.

I just never run up against anything
like this before.

Oh, come on, Howard. You always have a
story or a similar situation.

Well, okay.

Let's see here.

Well, I remember when I was in the Army,
this guy's wife came to visit him, and

she didn't recognize him because his
hair was all cut off. So when he went to

kiss her, she just slapped him in the
face.

You're just, you're kidding me, right?
You're just warming up, right?

I told you, Fonzie, I didn't really have
anything.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute, all you have to do is to
tell this Jake to go tell this Susie how

much he loves her.

At least the army story had some action
in it.

Well, if you don't like the water, don't
go to the well.

Howard, I didn't mean to hit you back,
Howard. I was out for two hours, Mary.

Fonz. I found him at the zoo in front of
the lion's cage rubbing meat all over

his body.

Good work. I'll take over from here.

See you, Fonz.

I gotta go look for my underwear.

Can you imagine? I got one pair and I
lose it.

Hey, Fonzarelli, this better be good in
case you hadn't noticed I had a pretty

bad day. I got a plan.

I got a plan. I'm gonna get you back
together again with Susie, huh?

This is gonna be brilliant. This is
perfect. You understand? That's gonna

off my lips like a rib ball.

You, you go to her.

And you tell her just how much you love
her.

That stinks.

All right, I got another one. I got
another one.

Answer the door. I'm thinking. I'm
thinking.

Oh, Fonzie.

Fonzie, when I heard you wanted to see
me again, I got so excited.

Oh, hi, Jake. What are you doing here?

I just dropped by for a final round of
humiliation.

Well, that should do it.

Next Christmas, when you have a cheese
ball, think of me.

Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake.

We can talk about this, Jake.

You've done enough already.

I'm glad I came by. Give me a chance to
say my final words to you before I go

out and try and find myself again.

You're not nice.

Forgive my anger.

Come back here.

Fight for the woman you love.

All right, just don't go near the zoo.

Do you have any idea who you just let go
through that door?

Oh, Jake, nice, but you're a legend.

Yeah, look, I understand. It is very
tempting to listen to the incredible

things, the fabulous things that people
say about me day in and day out.

It is not true.

You understand? First of all, I am not a
legend.

I am, uh, self -absorbed.

Perfect. I have low self -esteem.

All right, I'm a liar.

I don't believe you.

What am I going to have to say to you to
prove that I am not special?

All right, so I'm a little special.

How can you be in love with a guy who
don't even remember you? You've got to

remember it was such a special night.
No. We were at a dance. No. And I was

wearing a pretty blue dress. No. My hair
was up.

No. And I was fat and I had braces. Yes,
oh, you were. Oh, yeah.

Where's the rest of you?

Fonzie, that night is something I'll
never forget.

Come on, what did I possibly do?

Well, I was sitting in a corner all
alone.

Nobody would dance with me.

And guys kept coming up to me and saying
things like...

I got my goat. Not nice. Oh, I didn't
like those guys.

But you saved me and threw them out.

And no guy has ever done that for me
before. Not even Jake.

And you spent the rest of the night
dancing with me.

And for the first time in my life, I
felt good about myself.

Oh. Oh, yeah, okay.

And I'll find I was unfair.

Oh.

Maybe not.

This keeps getting better. You know,
maybe later you'd like to take out my

sister.

I do not want to take out your sister,
and I do not want to see this Looney

anymore.

Looney Tune? That Looney Tune happens to
be the woman I love. Oh, yeah? How

could you be in love with a woman who
looks like she put on her makeup with a

wrecking ball?

Hey, Fonz, you better take that back.
Take it back?

Come on, what are you going to do, Jake?
What are you going to do, Jake? Hey,

Fonz, don't push me too far.

Don't push you too far?

What, are you in love with... Is this
your girl? Or someone ordered pizza?

Did you see what this man did for you?
He stood up for you.

A second ago, he was standing up for
you.

That's right. That's right. Just like
you did for me. No, you don't understand

something.

Look.

When I stood up for you, I knew I would
win.

He didn't.

Huh? What does that say to you?

That he's a better man than you.

Well, for you, yes, yes.

That night.

Susie, what I did for you, I would do
for anybody because that is my style.

What Jake did here tonight for you, he
only did for you.

He loves you. You understand that? I
gave you one of the great moments of

life.

He will give you a great life.

Huh?

Let's wake him up, all right?

Jake! Jake,

darling, are you all right? Yeah,

I'm fine.

You're Susie, right? Yeah.

Hi, Susie. Hi.

I did a lot of thinking while you were
out.

Let's get married.

Married? Married. You and me married?
What happened? Let's not talk about it.

Let's come over here and do it.

Oh, boy.

Hey, Fonz. Yeah?

Whatever you did, thanks.

That's what friends are for.

Hey. Hey, I'll tell you something, Fonz.
I'm going to go out there and tell

everybody you didn't stab me in the
back.

Oh, no, don't knock me. Hey, Funtz,
you're my best man.

Yeah, I got a mumble of a headache.

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Hey, Bart.

Bart. Yeah. I think I got the solution
to Jay's problem.

This is a phone number, Mr. C. Yes, that
happens to be Milwaukee's marriage

hotline number. I'll bet they get a
hundred cases like Jake's every day.

A hundred times a day?

What's our city coming to? Well, who
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I'm going to call them. I want to hear
what they come up with. I want to put it

in my file.

Listen now, Mr. C., just before you do,
I got this crazy idea. Let me try it out

on you, all right?

Shoot. Okay.

I get Susie and Jake together, right?

Then I get Jake so mad, I insult him, I
insult him, and he starts to run at me.

I move out of the way, and he smashes
his head right into your fireplace.

Then she sees that he loves her.

And then they get married, and they go
off together into the sunset. You know,

it's great.

It'll never work. Yeah, well, you're
probably right.

It's ringing.

Yeah. Mary Chopline?

Yeah, I'm calling for a friend of mine
who... What the heck?

Listen, my wife has been complaining
that I watch too much basketball in bed.

Yes, I'm Howard Cunningham.

She did what?

Marry him!

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