All language subtitles for Happy Days s10e17 Im Not At Liberty

Sunday, Monday, happy day.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy day.

Thursday, Friday, happy day.

The weekend comes, the cycle hums. Ready
to race to you.

These days are ours.

I've been free. Oh, happy days.

These days are ours.

Sheldon, the queen. Oh, baby. Goodbye,
gray sky, hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you.

It's all right. It can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin'. Oh, no.

Sunday,

Monday, happy days. Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days. Thursday, Friday, happy

days. Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

Tuesday drive.

The reserves are today's minute, and I,
for one, am honored to be going.

Yeah, yeah, well, maybe you don't have
anything better to do, but I'm scheduled

for root canal surgery, and I was
looking forward to it.

Violation of section 29B.

Your motorcycle's parked in a loading
zone.

Observe. I am unloading. Hey, Arnold,
here are the straws you wanted.

Aw, jeez.

Thanks, Fonzie.

Boy, I sure was getting tired washing
them old ones.

You see that? There's no violation here.
Why don't you go and arrest Bambi for

being an orphan?

able to shamelessly cower behind the
structure of your legal right.

Kirk, Kirk, get over here. Hurry up.

Don't go out there alone. There's a
leash law in this city now.

Hey, Fonz.

Hey, Fonz.

Looks like you're not going to be seeing
much of me for the next couple of

weeks. Oh, shoot. I had so many things
planned for just the two of us.

What he's trying to say is, well, Fonzie
and I have been called for the reserve

duty at Camp Waldenburg. Oh, yeah? Yeah.
You're going to camp?

Well, make sure your mother throws
little name tags in your underwear,

Fonzie, one's military obligation is no
laughing matter.

Wait a minute. I happen to be very
patriotic. I try to join up during the

blockade, right? Yeah, what happened?
Well, my knee ain't what it used to be

after that motorcycle jump.

Yeah, that was one stupid stunt.

But extremely inspiring.

This letter just came for you. I think
it's very important, so I ran it right

over here. It's from the Department of
Defense. Yeah, I can see that. Yeah, it

must be a thank you note. I sent them
some ideas to soup up their tanks. Wow.

What's so funny?

Are you kidding? They're asking me to
come there to Camp Wallenberg.

Oh, that's wonderful.

I'm going to go home right now and sew
name tags in your underwear.

I mean, come on. I am.

even in the reserves.

I didn't make it into Captain Midnight's
secret squadron.

I am not going.

When I thought there was a war, I tried
to join up. And then when peace broke

out, I made plans.

Oh. I mean, what are they going to do?
They're going to teach me how to fight?

Fancy, you can't just ignore the United
States Army.

Uh, Ashley, don't you worry about it.

Howard is going to get Arthur out of it.

He is an expert at getting out of
things. In 20 years, he hasn't put up

storm windows.

Mary, do you mind? I'm on the phone to
Washington.

Yeah. If you go into the army, that
means you won't be coming to my birthday

Saturday.

No, it doesn't.

Sweetie Pie, I will be at your party,
you understand?

I could be in the deepest, darkest
jungles in Austria.

And you on the other.

I am very touched.

I am. I'm touched.

Gavante, maybe you should make promises
you can't keep.

Let me tell you something.

There are three people in this world you
can count on. Me, the Pope, and a lone

rink.

Yeah, well, thanks anyway, Homer. I hope
things work out for you. Yeah.

Well, that was Homer Buford, my old army
buddy. He works at the Pentagon.

You see that? Don't get your tummy tied
up in knots.

Unfortunately, he's just been arrested
for giving secrets to the Russians.

I'm going to put together some pictures
for you to put in your locker.

You're going to have to report just as
ordered.

I'll tell you something. Let's grab hold
of ourselves here, will you? I mean,

there are thousands of people all over
the world in the army, you know,

defending our beaches with democracy.

Are they going to miss one very cute guy
from Milwaukee?

There's a cute one of Richie and Tony in
the tub.

Good evening, sir.

We've ordered to pick up one private,
Arthur Fonzarelli.

Are you Arthur Fonzarelli?

No, but bless you for asking.

Now, he's that one cute fellow over
there from the walk.

You better come with us, soldier.

Yeah, uh, listen, gentlemen.

It's not that I don't want to go, you
know.

I never saw trees walk before.

It's just that it's the weekend, you
know? I got plans.

Like, Monday. I'm available Monday.

Now? Yes, indeed, now. Ho, ho, ho, ho,
ho, ho, ho.

I have seen, I have seen more pictures.

I know the guy gets the kisses, girl.
Goodbye.

You'd be a fool not to.

I love those movies.

Then they go to the train station and
she has to run alongside the train, but

the train is going so fast they can't...

Howard always says... You're making a
spectacle of yourself, Mary. That's what

he always says.

Now, listen.

Heather, don't you worry about your
party. I will be there. It's a mistake,

understand? I'll be back an hour, hour
and a half, all right?

You guys, down, down, down, down.

I don't want to be too pushy, but do you
mind if I drive?

Yeah, okay.

Don't get too excited, all right? This
is a mistake. I'm going to be out of

faster than you can say, Audie Murphy.

Audie Murphy, you're still here.

You want to be my partner during bayonet
drill?

You bet. Hey, guys, you picked me.

In the meantime, why don't you stow your
gear over here, and this will be your

bunk. Okay. Okay, let's get this
together here. Yeah.

This is not my gear.

This is not my life, you understand?

I hate to pull a rank on you, but this
jacket, it's not regulation.

Oh, yeah, Rod? Yeah.

Who died and made you coat of arms?

All right, look, I realize you're here
by an unfortunate mistake, but if we all

pull together, we might actually have
some fun. Yeah, that's right. The Army's

great place, Fonz. Good food, nice
clothes, great training films.

Saturday night, the show, and a night of
pleasure, a month of pain.

I already saw the stage version. The
movie is boring.

I'll see you. No, wait, Fonz, you can't
just walk out. Oh, yeah? Why not?

Because if the commanding officer finds
out, you'll be A -W -O -L. The

commanding officer, the man I want to
see, I'm going to straighten this out

and for all.

The SEAL's coming! Fonz, come on! Hey,
Fonz! Fonz, come on, down here, just by

your box.

Just for me, one second.

Right here? Yeah, that's good. All
right, I'll stay.

Uh, Tin Hut?

All right, men, fall in!

Fonzarelli, my Christmas came early this
year.

Officer Kirk, I would love to say it's
my pleasure, but I can't.

It's a major Barton C. Kirk here, and
don't you forget it, dogface.

Let us not get carried away, all right?
This is one big mistake.

The Army doesn't make mistakes, it makes
men.

No hiding now, Fonzarelli.

Your flimsy Bill of Rights is not going
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Let's go.

Nah, I'm just kidding. Come on, you
guys. Get out of bed. Let's go. Jump to

Let's go, Weber.

Let's go, Perry.

Ponzarelli, you're no different than
anybody else.

Well,

you are different, but not here.

What time is it, Roger?

0500. In American time, Roger.

5 a .m. Good night, Roger.

Good night, Ponz. Hey, Raj.

Yeah. He's like a bear in the morning
until he's had his sugar pops.

All right, men, fall in.

Oh, Fonz.

Fonz Kirk is here. Get out of bed. Let
him get his own bed.

Looking good, men. Looking good.

Shit, shit.

Good work, Phillips. See, sir?

Is that your bunk bedder? Yes, sir. I
can't hear you.

Thank you.

Fonz, Fonz, don't get him angry. He'll
never get a pass to Heather's birthday

party.

Come on, for Heather.

All right, move it, soldier.

For Heather.

Let's go. Down on the floor, soldier.

I'm warning you, Fonz, really.

If I catch you screwing up, and I will,
you're going to beg for mercy. You're

going to squirm.

You're going to...

You, fella.

And don't think I'm just saying words.

Try me, fella.

You want to push me to the wall, you
just try it.

You're on report, soldier.

What a way to start the day.

I'm going to kill him. No, you can't
kill him, Ponce. It's just what he wants

you to do.

Ponce, come over here and sit down. Come
on.

Come on.

Atta boy. Come on.

Remember? Heather.

Thank you. Heather, I'll tell you
something.

What? I'm going to get this pass.

Yeah?

And to get this pass, I'm going to be
the best G .I.

since, uh... What's his name?

The Unknown Soldier.

Didn't even break a sweat. Well, I
started to. I told my glands to stop.

I didn't want to give Kirk the
satisfaction.

I get that pass for Heather's birthday.
I will sweat.

All right, men. Fall in for your passes.

I'm proud of you, men.

You've worked hard. There you go,
soldier.

And you've trained hard.

Young ho, suck it in over there, Weber.
Get it in there, boy.

Straighten up.

Everybody with private funds are really
sweated hard.

you, Fonzarelli.

You know I do, sir. I don't hear you. I
said you know I do, sir.

I may be a hard man, Fonzarelli, but I'm
a fair man.

All you gotta do to get this pass is
lick my boots.

Now you know I'm not gonna get my pass
the way you get promotions.

Okay, now watch closely.

Watch closely, all right?

This is a poodle what got in a car
accident.

Your word.

Not Ponzi.

Why not?

Sweetheart, your friends are all very
tired and the ice cream is melting.

I got something for you.

Well,

you know she'll grow into it, right?

This is just like I wanted.

Mommy on one side and Fonzie on the
other.

I just wish that I could see them.

Well, listen, I want to tell you
something. You better blow out your

because they're melting in the cake.

fun. I gotta go.

I love you and happy birthday, right?

I'll see you.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold it,
Fonz. What? Come here.

I thought they gave you a weekend pass.

Well, I didn't exactly get a pass. I may
seal you.

You're A -W -O -L. However you spell it,
I'm in deep trouble. Come on. I'm going

to drive you back to the boat. Well,
can't you stay a little longer? Hey, I

would love to. I'm supposed to be back,
what, at 1700 hours.

Well, when you look at the time, it's 1
,800 hours. See that? I'm 100 hours

late.

How do you do, son?

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Hey,

Slack Corporal.

Never thought I'd make it.

You're lucky. Kirk's going to be here
any minute.

Hey, Fives. Yeah. This came for you
while you were gone.

Now read it to me. It's probably the
captain asked me to sit at his table.

Hey, Font.

Yeah? You didn't have to come back. What
are you talking about? These are your

release papers.

Are you kidding? No.

You mean I'm out of the Army? Yep.

No more 20 -mile hikes? Nope. No more
mystery meet? Nope.

No more showers with Potsy?

At ease, ma 'am.

Major Kirk.

Sir, just the man I want to see.
Silence.

Fonzarelli, you are a disgusting,
utterly despicable sight.

I wouldn't talk. I've seen you in your
shorts.

I'd cite you for insubordination if you
weren't in bigger trouble already.

The general's arriving here for
inspection in precisely two minutes.

You mean it's not, oh, two minutes?

Whatever you want to call it,
Fonzarelli, any way you call it.

It's not much time when you've got to
redo a spoon of bed.

I can't believe this, Kirk.

The general is coming, and you mess up
my bed like that, I'll never get it

I'll bet the next thing you're going to
do is mess up my footlocker. You win

that bet, Fonzarelli.

Oh, no.

Oh, my gosh. 45 seconds, fella. 45
seconds? The only thing you haven't

is my duffel bag, son.

Oh, well.

Here it is.

Yeah, that's the one. Oh, yeah.

Oh, no.

Check to see if there's something else
in there.

All right, Ponserilli.

Now you clean up this pigsty or you'll
be in jail making little rocks out of

rocks till the day you die.

Let me tell you something, tank breath.

If I was in the army, I would be shaking
in my boots.

Peek a stinking boo.

Arthur, really?

What's that word?

Civilian.

This is impossible.

Oh, no, no, no, no. What's impossible is
cleaning up this mess in ten seconds.

And since there is no soldier assigned
to this area, I would assume so. It is

yours.

General. Oh, yes?

Yes, sir. I mean, no, sir. There's been
a mistake, sir. You see, we... Your

Eminence, could I speak forth here? Just
go right ahead, soldier. Thanks a lot.

I don't think the Army makes mistakes.
They just make men.

That is key, Rhett.

And who might you be?

I'm just a patriotic American, sir, with
a bum knee.

I want you to assume the position and
give me 25.

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