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Happy day.

Happy day. Happy day. Happy day. Happy day.

Happy day. Happy day. Happy day. Happy day. Happy day. Happy day.

Happy day. Happy day.

Happy day. Happy day.

Happy

day.

Sunday,

Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days. Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

anniversary, I didn't bring no presents. No, no, no. It's your anniversary,

Arthur. You and Ashley had your first date six months ago.

My anniversary.

Where are my presents?

Mary and Howard, this is just wonderful.

Yeah, wonderful.

Well, Howard and I just love to celebrate important events.

You know, when Richard was in Little League and he got his first home run?

We had this cake shaped just like a baseball diamond. Had all the little men

there. And then one of them was Richie. And we used a maraschino cherry for his

name.

And all this Richie's red hair.

Keep telling the story, Marion. My eyelashes are on fire.

All right, come on. Let's go blow out the cake.

anniversary before, you know? Well, actually, this isn't an anniversary,

comes from the Latin root word anna, meaning year.

You see that?

That's why you're alone.

Six months. To tell you the truth, I never thought we were going to make it

through our first date.

I'm surprised he made it to your first date. You should have seen Fonz. He was

nervous wreck.

Really? I never heard this. Me neither.

Thank you very much, Roger.

out for just a little dinner, right?

Yeah, just a little one. No hors d 'oeuvres.

See you Friday.

It will be my pleasure, Miss.

Mr.

Fonz, look, Fonz, we know you're down in the dumps because Ashley won't go out

with you. So we came here to cheer you up. No, no, you got it wrong. Forget

pride, Fonz. She's not worth it. She's stuck up. She's boring. She's an old

rag. Oh, yeah? She's going out with me. She's beautiful. I

can't

believe you actually pulled this off. You actually turned her around.

That's amazing.

What's the matter with your hands? My palms are a little wet.

Oh, sweaty palms.

Buns. You're nervous.

Are you crazy?

Come here.

Why do I have to be nervous?

Nothing, Fonz. It's exactly right. It's a first date.

In our society, this provides one with the opportunity to go out and get

acquainted and see if there really is anything worth pursuing.

Yeah. What do you know about it? Are you kidding, Fonz? I have lots of dates.

Hey, last week I had this date.

We're talking about my life here. It's Fonzie Day.

I'm sorry. You're right.

I can't blow it, because if I blow it, she'll probably never go out with me

again. You understand?

Yeah. Uh, Fonz? Yeah?

My lapels are still damp. The wrinkles were dead.

Thank you.

Look, Fonz, I have never seen you get so worked up over a date before.

See, then it's starting again. Oh, look, I have put all my manifold power into

this. It's got to be a perfect date in a perfect place.

All right, I've got it. You take her to a posh little restaurant. That'll

impress her.

Yeah. It's probably a lot better than having her cook dinner for me, right?

Much. See, this is all working out. My first thought was like going to a mobile

home show.

Why, Arthur was so nervous.

You know, that reminds me of the time that Marion and I first started dating.

I'll never forget.

We got... Howard.

Not now, dear.

You told a story about Richie's cherry head.

Howard, now you can tell your story when it's our anniversary, when they have to

be polite.

Where were you? Arthur was all nutso.

If you think he was crazy, you should have seen my mom.

Oh, yeah?

Through my ears, with the detail.

That wasn't always exaggerated.

Uh -huh.

Well, I admit that by the time Friday night rolled around, I might have had

a mild case of the jitters.

A mild case?

She fed my bullfish Parmesan cheese.

lovely tree. It's not a tree. It's President Lincoln.

Oh, yes, yes, of course it is. Now, Heather, do me a favor and tell me which

grass you prefer. This one or this one?

What message was that, sweetie?

That you can't babysit for me tonight.

I was just kidding. Why didn't you tell me that before?

your present here.

Here it is. Oh, lovely. It's just beautiful.

Thanks. Plastic?

Yeah, yeah. See, that's the beauty of it, see?

Right after a date, you can take it off and then you can wash it. You put it

under the faucet and you rinse it off, see? You can use it over and over and

over again.

Uh, Fonty, there's a little problem.

My babysitter fell through.

Uh, maybe we should do this some other time. No.

Uh, I mean, We can't do this another time because I can't go through this

another week.

Let's, uh, let's take Heather with us.

Yeah, I never get to go anywhere.

Mommy, please take me. Please.

Please.

Uh, okay.

Great. Okay. Uh, we'll just go wash around. Yeah, we got an 8 o 'clock

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So we're spreading the word.

Wow, real peaches. Honey, oak clusters, lakes. And bananas.

New Honey Bunches, though, with peaches. And bananas.

So, um, Roger kind of gave us the name of a restaurant. What was it?

Quail and Snail.

Do you believe that people pay to eat snails?

Paris on your plate.

Do you have a reservation?

I got a reservation.

Of course I got a reservation. Bond's really down there somewhere.

Well, there must be some mistake.

Your reservation is for two, and there are clearly three of you. Yeah.

Two adults and a kid, so what? So you'll wait.

I know how to take care of this kind of guy.

I am sure that you could find us something.

You've waited long enough.

Absolutely. Thank you.

You there, young person, do not touch my Petty Ford.

Come, I'll show you to one of our better tables.

Walk this way.

Uh, no thanks. I've been walking this way for a long, long time.

There you go. Get right up there.

My pleasure, Heather.

What a delightful young lady.

I eat here continually.

It shouldn't be tough for me if you decide what I want.

Why is that, hon? Because I can't read.

Bonsoir. I am Jacques. You are waiting for us this evening.

Would you like the booster chow? No, thanks. I'm fine.

May I take your order, madame?

Oui, très bien. Moi, je prendrai la cuisse de grenouille pour elle, le petit

steak au point.

Has she flown or what?

My name's Jack. I'm just trying to work my way through college.

I don't even speak French. Please, order in English.

Oh, yeah, of course.

I'll have the frog's legs.

This is not one of them places where you've got to pick your own frog, is it?

She'll just take the chopped steak.

My turn.

All right, I'll have this right here.

Excellent choice.

Look at that. I made an excellent choice.

Thanks a lot, Jack.

I think we should sort of get acquainted with one another.

Well, I'm in the first grade.

I like chocolate ice cream, and I know how to spell banana, but I don't know

when to stop.

But we have got stuff in common here.

You know, when I take an order down at Arnold's for banana splits, I spell it

banana -na -na -na -na -na -na -na.

So, what school do you go to?

I go to Ridgemont.

I did, too.

Hey, is Mrs. Seymour still there?

Yeah, she has a yucky brush.

I don't know if she does. I mean, she did. She always will.

Where'd you go to school, Ashley?

Switzerland.

What a long bus ride.

Great picture.

Oh, yes. Do you like French impressionists?

You know, I do.

Especially one that do Ed Sullivan. He's my favorite.

Me too.

What would French Impressionist be without Ed Sullivan?

I have said that.

Starting again.

It's always served that way. I don't care what the chef says. This is raw

I'll tell the chef to cook it.

I thought the chef would know that by now.

You know, this is not the first time this happened to me. Once in a Japanese

restaurant, it happened with fish.

Mommy, that man's cigar is making me sick.

Oh, no, no. I'll take care of it. I got a certain charm with people, you know.

Excuse me, sir.

But your cigar smoke is bothering me.

Young girl here, could you put it out, please?

Could you put your face out? It's bothering me.

Uh, Fonzie, maybe we can find another table.

No, no, no, no, no, no. We're not moving to another table. We're staying right

here. We're having a lovely evening.

I asked you once very nicely. I'm going to ask you one more time, please.

Put your cigar out.

Buzz off.

How are you? Very nice to see you.

Thank you.

It's a $2 cigar.

And it goes very well with your $3 suit.

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immediately. Oh, no, you can't do that to me.

Look, I just came in here. I'm with my girl. I'm trying to impress her.

You failed.

Uh,

Fonzie, it's been a lovely evening, but I think maybe you should just take us

home. No, no, no, please, please. Let's not, let's not give up yet, all right?

Just sit down, eat your frog. Well, it's getting very late, and I think we're

both very tired.

Mommy, I'm hungry.

See, that sweetie pie is hungry. I got another place, all right? One more

Uh, all right, but then we're going directly home.

Absolutely.

Yeah.

Hey, just one more second. I'll be out with some real eat.

All right, here we go, huh?

Three steak tartars on a bun and cooked.

I like this place.

Mommy, how come you said it was a dive?

You think this place is a dive?

I give up.

All I wanted was that, you know, we go out together tonight.

and then we'd have a good time, you'd get to know me as a guy, and you'd say,

yes, I'd like to spend the rest of my life with him.

Oh, that's not too much to expect for one evening.

That's what I say.

Oh, Mommy, this bun has seeds.

I can't even get the right buns.

No, no, it's all right. Go ahead and say it. This is the worst night of your

whole life.

No, no, no. Go ahead and say it. It's all right.

Very close.

Look at that. I can't even give you the best worst evening.

Oh, being out with the Cisco kid.

You like the Cisco kid?

Yeah. We watch him every Saturday morning.

Oh, Cisco.

Oh, Poncho.

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You are a very surprising man.

You just give love and never get lost.

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Well, we're just so glad you two finally got together.

You know, otherwise we would have had all this cake and no reason to eat it.

That would never happen, Mary.

Actually, I'm very, very glad that this happened to me.

Don't be scared.

They do this all the time.

That's quite a story, but I'm afraid it doesn't quite rival the time that Mary

and I... You'd love to hear about it, Howard, but I think it's Heather's

bedtime. Oh, yeah, well, here we go.

Okay, it's your loss.

Thanks so much. What a great night, huh? Good night, 25.

I'll see you. All right.

Let's go. Settle up.

Yeah.

I tell you, Mrs. C, what an evening. Two of my favorite things.

A little cake, a story about me.

You know, Roger, you'll get a kick out of this.

The first time I took you in there... Yeah, maybe later, Uncle Howard. I gotta

go home and look at my calendar, see if my birthday falls on a weekend this

year.

Good night, Roger. Thanks for everything. It was wonderful.

Love you.

I love you both.

Good night.

Nobody wants to hear our story, Marion.

Howard, it's really not very interesting.

What do you mean it's not interesting?

Don't you remember?

It was raining cats and dogs, and my old packer got stuck in that muddy country

road, and we had to sleep in the farmer's hayloft.

I never spend a night in a hayloft.

You're right, Marianne. It's not a very interesting story.

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