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Sunday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday,
Wednesday, happy days.
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Thursday, Friday, happy days.
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The weekend comes, the cycle hums. Ready
to race to you.
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These days are ours.
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I've been free.
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Oh, happy days.
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These days are ours.
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Show them the dream.
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Oh, baby. Goodbye, gray sky, hello,
blue.
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There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you.
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It's all right. It can't be wrong.
Rockin' and rollin'. Sunday,
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Monday, happy day.
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Tuesday, Wednesday, happy day.
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Thursday, Friday, happy day.
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Saturday, what a day.
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Groovin' all week with you.
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And it's smooth and smoky.
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Robinson's Falsetto.
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You know, I think that's very neat,
Tommy. Very neat. The only thing is, Mr.
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Barton brought this in for shocks.
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Shocks? Oh, Fonz, I'm sorry.
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Don't worry about it. Don't worry about
it. We're all very frazzled here.
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Listen, I think I solved a problem. I
hired another mechanic.
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He's a convict. He's on a work release
program.
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What, are you crazy?
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And this is a cash business, you know?
I'm not crazy. I'm grateful.
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If it wasn't for people helping me, I
might be in his shoes, right?
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I want him to see that the world is
filled with some people that want to
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him a second chance. All right, tail
bird, inside.
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Look at that front and center.
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I told you to move, you move it.
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What are you doing here?
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I work here with me.
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Everybody's got an alibi.
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What is with you, Kirk? Got someone
steal a little ball out of your whistle?
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Tommy Kirk's here. Guard the office.
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Yeah, you got it.
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Fatherly, I'm here with a convict you
ordered.
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No kidding. I didn't know you delivered.
Next time I'll order a sandwich, too.
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How you doing, Jim? How's everything?
Trip okay?
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Not bad, considering I'm with him. I
will once again review the rules of this
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work release program.
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I know the rules, sir.
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Look, I'm the copier fellow and a good
one.
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I'll say the rules if I want to.
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Each weekday morning, you will leave the
county jail and report here for work.
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At night, you will return to the county
jail and... Time for lockup.
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Lockup. I love that phrase.
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Lockup. The phrase I love is, get out of
here.
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If you were my son, I'd put you over my
knee and spank you with my .45.
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If you were my father, I'd take my
mother in for a sobriety test.
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Don't worry about him. It happened
during the war. A grenade went off in
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helmet.
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Listen, the important thing is, you got
six weeks, right? Tommy and I help you.
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You're out.
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Parole early, all right? Right. Okay.
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Look, I appreciate you doing this, but
everybody says it's just a waste of
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All right, give me a hint. Who is
everybody?
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Everyone in my cell block. Oh, great.
Now you're listening to guys that dig
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tunnels with little teaspoons, right?
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I believe in you. You follow two rules
around here, you do all right.
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Self -confidence. Believe in yourself,
and you put the tools back where you
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them. You really think it's as easy as
all that?
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Of course it is. There's a little
painted outline for each stool.
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This is my favorite. Looks like a whale,
huh? Isn't that cute?
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I love that.
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I'm sorry, people, but I am not
auditioning for the student review.
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I've got to save my voice for my
husband.
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I've got to save him something.
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Jenny, if we do this number, you get to
wear the slinkiest dress in front of the
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whole school.
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Please, I own half this joint, huh?
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I hope it's the half that sings.
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Hey, you want to meet him? Sure.
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Give my name, but not my address.
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I can dig it. I can dig it. Let's take a
load off.
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Stop in the name of love before you
break my heart.
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Stop in the name of love before you
break my heart.
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They get all over.
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Stop in the name of love before you
break my heart. They get
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all over.
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They get all over.
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Stop!
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Very nice, ladies. Very nice. This is
Jenny, KC, and Julius.
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But you're my new mechanic.
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All right. You're going to compensate
now while I get all lunch, all right?
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Yeah, don't worry about it. If you can't
think of anything great to say, talk
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about me.
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So, what do you girls do for fun around
here?
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Well, when there's a man around... We
like to sing.
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Yeah, you guys are the best singers I've
seen in three to five years.
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Oh, thank you.
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How's the food with your stain?
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Awful. That's good. This won't be a
shock to your sister.
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Nice meeting you. Likewise.
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Okay, girls, here we go one more time.
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And a one, two, three.
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Casey.
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Casey.
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Do my eyes deceive me, or has Dr.
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Cupid just given you a shot of carnal
desire?
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Get in here.
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Jenny, I just don't know if I can ask
Jim out.
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My heart keeps saying yes. My brain
keeps saying no.
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Which organ should I listen to?
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Sweetheart, if we had time, I'd run an
upper GI.
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Now listen.
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Go for it.
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Casey.
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Hi. Hi.
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Well, what brings you to Greaseland?
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Just forget why you came?
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Yeah. Yeah, that happened to me once at
a cattle show.
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If you're looking for Fonzie or Tommy,
they'll be back in a few minutes.
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Well, I wasn't looking for them.
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I came here to see you.
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Me? Uh -huh. Oh, me? Uh -huh.
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Well, if I knew you were coming, I'd
have put on my fancy overalls.
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stuck with Greaseland.
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I was wondering if you might be free for
dinner tomorrow night.
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Don't I wish.
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But I have to be someplace later.
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Can't you get out of it?
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I don't think so. I'm kind of locked in.
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We'll eat early.
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Okay.
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Okay, I'd love to.
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But there's something I gotta tell you
about myself. You see, I...
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What I mean is I... I just filled this
guy's radiator with oil.
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This has been a wonderful meal. I can't
remember the last time I've had such a
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good meal.
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Homemade bread, roast beef, knives.
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Oh, it's been such a pleasure for us,
Jim, having you here. You are the first
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young man Casey has brought home.
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Marion, please.
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not necessary. Oh, it's my pleasure.
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And you look beautiful tonight.
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Well, thank you again.
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So, uh, tell me, Jim, what did you do
before you went to work for Fonzie?
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I was, I was self -employed.
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and you've still got your napkin on your
lap.
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Oh, excuse me. I'll go fix the coffee.
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You're ahead three to two.
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Hey, I really appreciate it, Mrs. D. But
this is like too small to heat up my
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apartment, huh?
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Arthur, guess who Casey brought home for
dinner? That Jim Walker.
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Hey, my Jim Walker.
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Yeah, well, he's got like a special
project with me, you know?
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Oh, hello, France.
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says that Jim is a special project of
his. You know, like a paper drive.
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Not exactly a paper drive. He's a
convict on a work release program.
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A convict? Yeah.
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As in convict? Yeah, C -O -N.
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Did you know that he's planning to take
Casey out?
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No, I just introduced him, but that's
more potatoes to what you guys are
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Yeah. I mean, isn't he great? One day
he's eating cornflakes with crooks. The
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next day he's having roast people with
disease. Only in America, you know.
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I'll tell you something.
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I can't believe it. Your cup runneth
over with the milk of human
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You know that?
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I mean, I'll go further. I think your
faces should be smashed into Mount
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Rushmore, you know, along with Lincoln,
the Roosevelt brothers. Oh, yeah.
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parents and trusted her safety to us.
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And there she is, sitting in the dining
room with the bird man from Alcatraz.
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Well, Howard, perhaps Arthur's right.
We've always been so open -minded and
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accepting before. Maybe we should be
this time, too.
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Yeah, we will. We will, Marion. But
first, we've got to get that criminal
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our house.
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The coffee is broken.
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I have to take a rain check on the
coffee. See, I've got to turn in early.
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Oh, it was just lovely spending the
evening with you. Well, maybe we can get
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together tomorrow at Arnold's. Oh, that
would be wonderful. How about around
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five o 'clock? Five it is. And thank you
all again for having me over for
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dinner. Okay, bye.
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Isn't he just the sweetest thing?
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It doesn't matter because you're never
going to see him again.
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TV Land has some tough lawmen. This is
what we call the deadly game.
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But compared to this guy, they're all
wussies.
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Oh, I wish you hadn't said that.
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Well, would somebody please tell me why
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Well, Casey, now, your Uncle Howard and
I think that Jim is just a little bit
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older for you, and he's a... He's a
convicted criminal.
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A what?
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A jailbird, a con, in the slammer, out
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picture now.
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He had such nice manners and an honest
little face.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, I hear they say that Jack the
Ripper used to serve a lovely brunch.
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No, Casey, we were just doing what your
parents would do if they were here.
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What?
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they was upset. But, you know, getting
involved with a convict should be left
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to persons who were more mature or
experienced.
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You're right, Marion.
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Like the parole boy.
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Or Jenny Piccolo.
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for a bumpy ride.
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But he's so sweet.
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I just can hardly believe that he is a
criminal.
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Well, maybe it's a case of mistaken
identity.
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Or maybe he was framed.
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Or maybe he's a movie star preparing for
a part.
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Like when Jerry Lewis started that
college before he did The Nutty
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Jenny, this is serious.
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Oh, you're right.
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Oh, if I could just go to Arnold and
just get to the bottom of this.
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Casey, you have got so much to learn.
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Now, listen, of course, you can't see
him again. But say you just happen to
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by Arnold's one day and by some stroke
of fate, Jim just happens to be there.
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That wouldn't be a date, would it? Of
course not.
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And do me a favor. See if Jim's got a
date for me.
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But please, no pickpockets. I like to
know when a man is touching me.
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What about you?
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I grew up in Oregon. I got two older
brothers and... You found
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out about me, didn't you?
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About what?
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You found out about me being a convict.
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Oh, that.
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Well, I heard something along those
lines.
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Does it bother you?
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Heavens no.
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Why should that bother me?
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You just probably did something silly
like jaywalking or littering.
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But you were just driving the getaway
car.
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No, I held up a liquor store.
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Only to pay for your mother's operation.
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My mother hasn't been sick a day in her
life.
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Any history of illness?
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Supposed this has anything to do with me
being a con.
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No, we write papers for Homeroom all the
time.
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Fonzie said people would forgive and
forget.
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But they don't.
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I'm sorry.
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It was just that I was shocked. And if
you'll just give me a little bit of
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maybe I can... No, don't worry about it.
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Don't worry about it. It's not your
problem.
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You see, no matter what I do, people are
going to treat me like a criminal.
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sit here, talk to you, make your legs
better. Right now, I'm going to take
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of Jim.
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Just do me a favor. Will you take this
to my apartment, plug it in, turn it up
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to dark?
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You understand I got to do this, don't
you? Hey, if you want to toss your life
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out the window after everything Barnes
has done for you, I'm not going to sit
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your way.
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You trying to make me look bad? Is that
it? I got a lot invested in this, uh,
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work release program, you know?
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You? I'm the one going to prison. Are
you finished?
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Let me tell you something. You make a
mistake, you gotta pay for it. You gotta
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work triple time to make people trust
you again, you know? But it's worth it.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah.
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When I first came in here, you said
everything was going to be just fine.
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told you it wouldn't work out.
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All right, so maybe I painted too rosy a
picture.
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But if the weatherman tells me it's
going to be sunny and it rains, I don't
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punch him out.
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Right, Tommy?
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Ow!
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Hey, save that tape. I think my lips are
on it.
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Will you stick to the subject? Yeah,
right, Fonz. Hey, Jim, you've got your
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entire future ahead of you, man. Look, I
don't want to hear any more pet fucks.
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I'm a crook. That's the way it is. No,
you're a jerk. Hold it.
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I will take care of this, all right?
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You're a jerk.
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believe you? Hey, that's one very good
reason. Number two is, when you open
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drawer, you trip the silent alarm.
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Must have been a power surge, because I
don't see a burglar in here, do you?
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Hey, Jim, you see a burglar?
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I said, Jim, do you see a burglar?
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No.
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No, I don't see any burglars either.
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I guess somebody just got their wires
crossed.
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All right, but this won't be a total
loss, because you're never going to make
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back in time for lockup.
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He loves that phrase.
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And that means one less gun on the
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You didn't have to do that.
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You could have turned me in. What, the
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Let me tell you something, all right?
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It ain't easy for a con to go straight,
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you. Otherwise, take off be my guest.
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Give you 85 bucks, we're right back to
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Hey, that's a deal.
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Think we're making it time? On my bike?
Hey, you start singing Camp Town Racers
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now, you'll be singing Doo -Dah in your
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There's a mouse in here!
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White gray sky, hello blue.
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No one can hold me when I hold you. If
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Next up, I Dream of Jeannie.
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