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Happy days.

Happy days. Happy days. Happy days. Happy days. Happy days. Happy days.

Happy days. Happy days.

Happy days.

It can't be wrong. Rockin' and rollin'. Oh, no.

Sunday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days. Thursday, Friday, happy days. Saturday,

day. Rubin' all week with you.

These days are ours.

Happy days are right.

Happy and free.

Happy days.

enthusiasm, but all we did was get new uniforms.

Hey, face, with a team like ours, this may be the high point of the season.

Gentlemen, we did not buy new uniforms to lose.

Oh, here comes the pep talk. Now, I will agree that our game is very tough,

albeit poorly dressed teams, but my three years of poker... Now, Flip, I'm

inspiring the team.

Gentlemen, basketball is a game of timing.

But brace yourself.

I'm going to tell you something that I don't want you to fall apart.

You don't like the new uniforms?

Satisfied. Rog, Lorraine Bolander's in town.

I told you never to say that name when I was happy.

Roger, she's on her way to Arnold.

Now listen, the car's running out back and I got directions to a cabin at Lake

Whitefish. What are you worried about? You think I'm going to grovel at her

feet, tell her I can't live without her, act like some sort of blithering idiot

in front of her? You always did before.

Look, maybe that's the way it used to be.

But I've changed. Oh, sure, I'll be polite. I'll say hi. But that...

is where this guy draws the line. I'm sorry to disappoint you. I'm not

disappointed. Hey, I'm amazed.

What?

Oh,

yeah, let me guess. They hate the new uniform.

No, Lorraine is back.

No! Yes.

Who's Lorraine?

Lorraine Bolander. Didn't I tell you about her? You tell me about a lot of

things. Mostly I don't listen.

He's busy. He can't talk.

Lorraine.

Lorraine. Where do I begin?

Preferably toward the end.

I guess it all started back when we were in the fifth grade.

I wasn't ready for Lorraine.

She was ready for me.

Even as a kid, she had me mystified.

All right now, children. I want a boy -girl, boy -girl, and so on. All right?

Oh, thank you for being so polite, Roger. That's an extra gold star for

Hi,

Roger. Hi, Lorraine.

Guess what?

Jimbo Kelly moved away.

You know what that means?

Uh, is folks' houses for sale? No, big silly.

Now you're my boyfriend.

I like daisies, vanilla Coke, Rudy Kazooty, and you. Want to kiss me? Here?

No, I could get it to Mary. All right now, everybody.

Smile, and one, two, three.

That day on, I was under her spell.

That was just the beginning.

I was like a revolving door for her. Every time she broke up with another

she'd come back to me.

In high school fun, I took her to the senior prom.

We danced all night to our song, Since I Don't Have You.

You, you, you.

I'm holding a razor here.

No, it wasn't such a hot night anyway. She left with another guy.

This is pathetic.

I'll say, they took my car.

Is there a lot more to your story? My face is drying up. You see, I thought by

going away to Yale, things would change. I mean, I'd have other things to think

about. You know, basketball, the debate team, how to keep a pipe lit.

But no, she came back.

This time I was so sure she'd change. I thought after all those years of chasing

and losing her, we were finally in love.

Lorraine! Lorraine!

Oh, this is going to be a great day for us, Lorraine.

I want you to wear this.

For me?

Yeah. Oh, Roger, what a surprise.

Oh, Roger, you're a dream.

It's so cute, just like you. Thank you.

Roger, I wish I could stay, but Kenny Cleveland's waiting for me. I'm going to

spend Thanksgiving with his family in Nantucket. And thanks for the pen. It's

really neat.

That's how it happened. But this time... This time I decided to handle it like a

man.

So I ran away and moved to Milwaukee.

Let me ask you something. What?

You want to be a pump jockey all your life?

A what? A pump jockey, because that's what you are, is an emotional gas

I mean, dig it, all right? Yeah.

All right, Lorraine is out there cruising around, right? As soon as she's

empty, she kind of cruises right into you for what? For some high -test

and understanding.

And then you play around a little bit under the hood.

Bam! Squeals wheels on your heart. What are you left with?

An empty pump, Tom.

You're right, Fonz. You're right. You know, you're right. When Lorraine gets

here, I'm going to tell her that the pump is closed.

Lorraine?

Roger.

Lorraine?

Roger. Lorraine.

Hold it right there, Lorraine.

Let me just guess what brought you back to me.

You love New York. You have a trendy little apartment on the east side, a

job with a small but prestigious advertising agency. Then you started

lunch with the head of the agency, Paul.

Patrick. Perfect. Soon you and Patrick, a three -piece suit of a guy, are

engaged to be engaged.

Then one night you have a civilized fight, pack up the perfume, and it's bye

-bye, Patrick, hello, push -up.

Roger, I've missed you so much.

This gas station's closed.

If you want to fill up...

We'll have to go down the road.

I've come such a long way. Don't I even get one little kiss goodbye?

One kiss?

No kiss, Lorraine.

I don't think that's a very good idea. Well, for me, anyway.

You look great.

So do you.

So long, Lorraine.

The rain, that's not fair.

Roger, remember all those nights we spent on the beach listening to this

Yeah.

Such a pretty song.

Yeah. Do you remember how the last verse goes?

When you walked out on me, in walked old misery, and he's been here since then.

And I don't have hopes and dreams, and I don't have plans and schemes.

And I don't have anything.

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In our house, movie night means Stouffer's lasagna night.

It's our turn for dinner.

Hey, I got the Stouffer's. Oh, great.

And how about this movie?

Oh, I love it.

It gives us all a chance to eat together.

A delicious plate of Stouffer's lasagna is always a family favorite.

It's funny how we all have the same taste in food.

Can't say the same for movies.

Ah, guys, not this again.

Dad,

this is dumb.

It's go time.

Oh, boy.

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Can I help you?

Is that a word or this to your mother?

Hang on.

Here we go.

What do you want from me? I want you to make this.

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What

a

great double date this was. You know, they don't even know we exist.

Oh, stop exaggerating.

What are you talking about exaggerating?

I am shocked you let them drive.

Ashley, Fonzie, I'm sorry to keep you waiting. Come on, let's go to dinner.

Roger, we just came back from having dinner.

Remember the seafood shanty?

Both of you wore the same lobster bib.

Did we have dessert?

No, we did not. Oh, great. Come on, Lorraine. It's a beautiful night. We'll

down to the store, pick up some ice cream.

Time out here. Time out. Ashley is paying for the babysitter by the hour.

You and I will go to the store. Thank you very much.

I'll miss you. Be careful.

Okay.

He'll call you from the store and he'll tell you he's fine. Thank you.

and get to know each other a little bit.

So, Lorraine... Lorraine has gone to the store.

Oh, it's all right.

I know what it's like to be in love.

Oh, yes, that's one of my favorite things.

That and skiing.

Really?

Well, you and Roger got pretty serious in two weeks.

Oh, yes, we always do every time we get back together.

You know, it is so nice to have someone I can count on.

feel better. He is always there when I need him.

Yes, he's a very special person.

Oh, yes.

Not like some of the other guys I know, like Patrick, for instance.

Patrick? Oh, I was engaged to him in New York.

We broke up, but I'm still listed with the bridal registry at Bloomingdale's. I

might change my mind about the man I marry, but when it comes to my china

pattern, my mind is made up.

Well, I was immersed.

someone who has their priorities in order?

Five, six, seven, eight.

Ah, the B &O Railroad. No, I don't think I'm going to buy it.

Railroads are so noisy and they're in the bad parts of town.

All right.

I think I'll buy it.

I don't think you can do that, Howard.

Oh, don't you play that way?

It's called a spousal purchase option.

You want to play the dull way.

It's your turn, Fonzie.

No, I think I'll pass.

Well, what's the matter, Arthur? Are you still upset about losing the

waterworks?

No, I got over that. I think it's Roger.

What about Roger?

I don't like to talk behind people's backs, okay?

Ashley, you tell him.

Well, we were out together last night. Lorraine and I got to talking, and I got

the distinct feeling that she might...

Well, that she'll probably... that she'll drop him like a bad habit.

I can see it coming.

Oh, this is terrible. He's so innocent.

Now, you've got to warn him about that terrible she -devil.

Marion, it's none of our business. Roger is a grown man.

He's not going to let some woman lead him around by the nose.

Great news, everybody.

I'm moving to New York to be near Lorraine.

See?

And we women folk will just go upstairs.

Come on, Heather, you're a woman folk, too.

Oh, sure.

Now I'm a woman.

I guess the ladies are taking it pretty hard, huh?

Roger, I think we should have a little talk about life.

Yeah, why don't you sit down over here? Why? So that your brain's in there

something soft.

Now...

I don't know how I'm going to tell you this, sir.

Okay.

You know how Charlie Brown is going to kick football and Lucy always holds the

football for him? And then she just pulls it away and then he falls on his

you humiliated... Yeah, that's my favorite.

Lorraine is holding the football, Charles.

That's fair, Ponce. Lorraine has changed.

She's not playing those games anymore.

The only difference between you and Charlie Brown is two pounds of hair.

Listen to me, uh, uh, Roger.

If all your friends and your family and give up your teaching job and never get

a chance to see your team wear their new uniforms, are you sure that this girl

is worth it?

Listen, Uncle Howard, every man has had one special woman in his life, right?

You have Aunt Mary and Fonzie. You have Ashley.

Now I have Lorraine. I just think it is going too fast. You know, what has it

been, two weeks?

It's great advice from a guy who picked out his girlfriend on an escalator.

Roger, look,

we don't want to tell you what to do, but sometimes a person gets involved

someone and it isn't exactly right and he feels like he doesn't want to end it

because of all the time and emotion he's invested.

And we're just afraid you might be falling into that kind of a trap.

I get your point, Uncle Howard, but I've never been happier than I am right now.

And to be frank with you, I'm a little bit disappointed that my friend and

family are not as happy for me. When it's right, it's right, right?

Right. Right.

Right.

Wrong.

Then it better not be the last cookie.

Since I've told you.

Roger, I can't believe you're just picking up and leaving.

You're not exactly a spur -of -the -moment kind of guy. It took you three

to decide to buy a toaster.

Yeah, well, believe me, Flip, I know I'm doing the right thing.

Lorraine and I belong together.

Besides, Consumer Reports best buy.

You know, I just want you to know, things aren't going to be the same

here without you.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna miss. Me too.

No more. Will you go flip? Yeah. When will you be home flip?

Did you flip?

Look, I'll be walking cause I'll rip.

Marion and Uncle Howard are certainly gonna dance full with him.

Uh, hmm.

I mean, just a sec.

Uh,

uh.

Hi. Roger, a wonderful thing has happened today. I found you a terrific

major. Fine.

Living to your hot dog.

Oh, you big... I won't be living there. I'm moving to Los Angeles.

To Los Angeles?

The one in California?

Patrick, the accountant, you're at a terrific job offer there, and he drove

the way here. Tell me, am I... Is your hand stuck?

Lorraine, will you forget about my hand? What exactly are you trying to tell me?

Patrick is waiting for more driving to... Oh, coming, Roger. Wait, wait a

minute.

What about me?

here when I need. I don't know how to go through this without Bob.

Hi, Lorraine.

Glad I could help.

sick of this. Your life's like jukebox.

You keep in the same song over and over again. I'm so sorry, boy. It is time to

flex.

Of course, you're absolutely right, boy. The rain right now, it's in my mind.

I'm thinking to get you gold tunes again.

Come on, come on.

And you thought that the good old rival, Rog, will give you something to suck.

Good old reliable is not going to be your gas station, your jukebox, or the

other floor.

That's it.

It's all rain.

What do you say about that?

I got my purse.

I'm not going to be your lot on Friday.

A lovely life.

Well, we're tight, huh?

How do you like?

How do you like?

Great.

Huh? You feel like my time, will it? Put out a pair.

We'll make some people who I don't even have a running in life.

Thank God.

I need to be alone. You know what I like in your heart?

Well, I read a book.

So where is it? Where are you at? It's late for my study. Good.

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Oh, the pain.

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I'm gonna be dry.

Wait, wait a minute, Howard. Not top hat. Blue.

One, two, three, four, five.

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Oh,

I'm taking the car. It's just in power.

It's not like it really means anything.

Up. It's an all -in -the -family out. Back -to -back bunkers. Here's a family

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they'll fight about it. Next.