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Sunday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums. Ready to race to you.

These days are ours.

I've been free. Oh, happy days.

These days are ours.

Sheldon, please.

Oh, baby. Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

So right.

It can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin'. Oh, no.

Sunday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

These days are ours.

These happy days are yours to buy.

That's for sale.

Look, Mr. C, I've got to talk to you about something here.

Well, I've been working here for over a year now, and I really think I deserve a

raise.

I can't give you a raise, Patsy.

In fact, one of us has got to go.

I didn't know things were that bad.

What do you want to do, draw straws?

I thought since the place is called Cunningham Hardware that maybe I should

stay.

You're letting me go?

Why? I pay for everything I break.

Yeah, and ever since the new mall opened up, that's the only money I've made.

I'm sorry, Patsy. I just can't afford you anymore.

What can I do? I'll work for free. Nothing. Anything.

Well, that's very nice of you, but I couldn't ask you to do that.

Well, what a relief.

If you said yes, I wouldn't have had to drop out of college and get a job to

work here.

Foxy. Yeah?

Do you mind letting me have your keys to the store?

Oh, yeah, I meant to tell you about that. You see, I lost them down by the

docks, but don't worry. It has the store's name and address on them.

Why'd you give me? Let me tell you something. Everybody pays cash. No

exceptions. You poor little things. You swim all your lives and you can't make

it to the Olympics.

Coffee, Arnold?

No, thanks, Pastor. I just had a cup.

Hey,

guys, how you doing? Aren't you supposed to be working today? She let me go.

Shop's going under.

That's terrible.

No, I got another job down at the mall.

Nails and tails.

What a great place to work. They got a bowling team, a dental plan, and I get

take a lie detector test.

Not you, not you. It's terrible that Mr. Cunningham is going under, isn't it?

Right, right. Yes, yes, and I'll tell you something. It's happening all over.

You see, the small mom and pop entrepreneurs, they can't compete with

altering patterns of urban demographics or the large national franchise

operations. No, I think it's because everyone's shopping at the mall.

Poor Mr. C's going broke.

Come on, let's get over to... Yeah, good idea. Hold it, hold your ground right

there, huh? At a time like this, the man's got to be with his immediate

You're right. I shall go.

Oh.

Aren't we related?

Of course you are.

You're brothers.

People say I'm dumb.

for the whole Christmas pageant. Oh, but Casey, how...

with my finals early and I couldn't wait to get here. Oh, by the way, Chachi

sends his love. Oh, you look so cute. Oh, I wish we'd known you were coming.

could have gone shopping at the new mall with us.

There's a new mall? Oh, wait till you see it.

Listen, they have a movie theater and they have three department stores and

have a sausage shop. Oh, and I got the cutest little A -line dress with a

white Peter Pan collar.

Come on upstairs and I'll show it to you. Okay.

be here a week.

Well, then what are you worried about?

Marion.

Oh, Howard.

Howard.

Guess what?

No, I got no time for games, Marion. I got to talk to you about something.

you better sit down. Come on.

What? What is it, Howard? Well, it's about the hardware store, Marion.

You went shopping at Nails and Pails?

Well, you know, Howard, all the stores, they're so close together, and I'll

never go there again.

Well, you don't have to worry, sweetheart, because, well, I... Daddy!

Sweetheart! Oh, what a surprise!

Oh, darling, excuse me, dear. Your father wants to talk to me.

Oh, Uncle Howard! Look at my new dress!

What do you think?

It's beautiful.

Aunt Marion bought it for me.

You better take it off before you spill something on me.

Keep it on. Howard, I thought you would take the girls out to dinner.

Dinner? Out? At a restaurant?

Oh, well, I mean, I just thought maybe Joanie would prefer one of your home

-cooked meals.

All I have is meatloaf. That's a feast, Mary.

No one does it better.

Fancy, you're just in time for dinner.

I'll tell you something.

This is so touching.

I mean, you're on the brink of financial disaster, and you're willing to share

your last bit of bread with me?

Fonzie, please.

You come here when your father needs you the most, huh?

What a daughter.

What a daughter.

She's a lovely girl. Howard, what is Arthur talking about?

Well, that's what I tried to tell you when we were alone, Marion.

I'm afraid Cunningham Hardware is going to have to close.

Casey, take that off before you spill something on it.

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Bonzi, that's not exactly how I planned to tell everyone the bad news.

About a million sorries. You know, I didn't know the cat was in the bag.

Howard, you always said hula hoops may come and go, but hardware is forever.

Marion, just because you put something on a business card, that doesn't mean

it's true.

Howard, why didn't you tell us about it before now?

Because ever since I've had the store, I have never brought my business problems

home with me.

Of course, those were the days when I had a business.

Dad, I'm sure this is just a passing phase. Things will get better. They

do. That's what I thought, sweetheart. But I've been pouring good money after

bad into that store, and it's a losing proposition.

What do you mean, losing proposition?

That store straightened two kids' teeth, sent them to college, put you on family

vacations. We spent all those enjoyable evenings watching them boring slides.

You know, life is funny.

A few years ago, I was a successful businessman, and Fonzie was a delinquent

trying to make a go out of his garage.

And now look at us.

His garage is prosperous. He's got a half interest in a popular restaurant.

teaches school.

All right, I was lucky.

I was very, very lucky, sure.

All right, I was amazingly shrewd and wise.

Oh, Howard.

You've been in trouble before. Remember every cloud has a silver lining.

Remember it's always darkest before the dawn. Remember the Alamo.

In case Cedar were no survivors there.

You people just don't seem to understand.

The store is not going to get any better, and it's all my fault.

Daddy, don't say that.

They offered me space in that mall, and I turned it down.

I've taken a perfectly good business and thrown it right into the sewer.

I'm sorry. I think dinner's going to be a little late.

I've seen my father angry, but I've never seen him scared.

You've always seen your father like a rock.

You know, when I was a little girl, I'd sit on the front step every night and

wait for him to get home from the store.

The minute he stopped that car, I'd run up to him and start pestering the place,

touch the sky with me, and he'd never say no.

He'd put me in his arms and he'd throw me up in the air as high as he could and

catch me.

And I knew that he'd always be strong enough to, no matter how high I tried to

fly.

But I don't understand it, Bond.

I thought he'd always be that strong.

And he'd never give up.

Get over here. I'd like to see that.

All right, come here.

First of all, your father's very strong.

Second of all, we've got enough of these crying in this house.

And third of all...

Salty tears are very, very bad for my lips.

Huh?

Now listen, Shortcake, your dad was there to catch you. He was there to

me. All right, we got a problem here. Where there is a will, there is a way.

it? I'm telling you something.

He lost his confidence. For now.

Sold his mall, put him on his duff. For now.

You know, it is like the Lone Ranger and the Cavendish Gang. You know, when they

ambushed him and left him with his buddies there, and they left him for

Did he give up? No, he did not. He came out with guns blazing, right?

And so will your dad.

I will make sure this door does not go down, huh?

Oh, I'm very excited. I'll tell you something. 30 seconds to blast off. All

systems go. Oh,

I love sales. There's so many things I want to take home.

I think you better stay behind the counter.

Look, Fonzie, are you sure this thing is going to work? Nobody shops at night.

Hey, the mall stays open till late, you stay open till 10. They drop their

prices 15%, you drop them 20%. Now listen, I may be losing my business, but

not losing my mind.

Fonzie, I can't compete with Nails and Pails.

They got mass advertising, volume buying.

And have you heard their new commercials with those little singing hammers?

Yeah, I love them.

It's overrated, Mr. Sears.

I should say something. They hired Patsy on his own merit.

You're right. I can do this. Oh, let's go.

Huh? Huh?

Turn it now.

Oh, yeah. Good.

Welcome to Cunningham Hardware. Welcome. Come on in.

Hey. Come on. See, this looks like it might work. Are you kidding me? You're

hardware hungry, huh? You take the store. I'll take the door. Okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Let me tell you something.

Everybody is buying one of these, huh?

Thanks, but I really don't need one. All right, get over here.

Let me tell you about these. They are so much easier when you buy them than if

you digest them.

Four, four. I'll take four. Of course you will.

There you go. It's a very pretty blue.

Can I see you for a minute? Of course, yeah.

This is a great night.

Yeah, I appreciate what you're trying to do. What am I doing? You have brought

all these people here. There's not one legitimate customer in the place. Hey,

that is very unfair, Mr. Seagull. I might have encouraged a few people, but

never saw him.

Uh, sir. Come here.

You ever see my face?

No. You know me?

No. I'm a legitimate customer. You buy your heart out, take over.

You're coming to Cunningham Hardware, sir. What can I do for you? Well, I've

been looking all over the place.

Can you tell me how to get to the mall?

Are you kidding me? You're the boss, huh?

What a night. What a night. Talk about free enterprise, huh?

Fonzie, the last three customers I had bought two nails, a yard of string, and

cork. Now, that's not free enterprise. That's a scavenger hunt.

The ship has not sunk until the captain's nose is under the water, huh?

besides, I haven't made out my list yet, huh? Let's see.

Let's see here. Oh, yeah.

I need one of these.

What is it?

I need one of these.

And I'll take, like, a whole case of these. What are they?

Wingnuts. Love them. Love them. Put them on my tab, will you?

Fonzie? Yeah?

I appreciate all you've done, but you're not going to be able to bring people in

here every day.

Want to bet?

I have people here tomorrow morning. When they run out of money, I'll have

people. When they run out, there's always Europe.

See?

Oh, what a sale!

Howard, another night like this and you won't even have to stay open during the

day.

Nice try, Marion, but I know when I'm beaten.

Well, this is the end of Cunningham Hardware.

I'm going to have to go and work for somebody else.

Maybe Nails and Pails will hire me, huh?

I can just see it now. There I'll be stocking shelves and some young smart

will be bossing me around.

Get a move on, Cunningham!

Oh, my God, I could be working for Potsy.

You know the worst part about it, Marion?

All the time and the effort that I have put into this store has added up to

nothing. Oh, don't say that.

Now, this might be the end of Cunningham Hardware, but it's not the end of

Howard Cunningham.

So what if you would have to work for somebody else? I still love you.

I'd love you if you were a soda jerk, if you were Usher down at the theater, if

you were that man who cleans out the toilets down at the bus station. That's

enough, ma 'am.

What I'm trying to say is that no matter what happens, we always have each

other. And that's what counts.

Thank you, sweetheart.

Okay, now, Howard, come on. Let's go home.

No, you go on ahead. I'm going to close up here. Oh, really? Well, you hurry

then, dear.

And I'll have...

Some hot cocoa waiting for you and a fire in the fireplace.

And when you get home, we can snuggle.

That's the last time you saw her. Well, thank you, Arnold. Good night.

No, I'm sure nothing bad has happened.

Oh, I'm sure something bad has happened.

Call it, Mary.

I don't know what to tell you, Mr. Steele. I asked everybody. I've been

everywhere. Nobody's seen me.

Hi.

Oh,

no, Howard.

Are you hurt? Are you drunk, Howard? No.

Fine, Marion. In fact, I haven't felt this good in years. Oh, I know it.

drunk. I am not drunk, Marion.

Now, look, after I left the store, I was so depressed, I decided to walk around

for a while and think things over.

And I found myself in front of our old apartment on Bradley Street.

And suddenly I had this powerful memory of someone who used to live in that

building. Old Mr. Metzger who ran a fish market out of his bedroom?

No, Marion.

Young Howard Cunningham, who started a hardware business on a shoestring and

built it into a thriving enterprise.

I know that guy.

Yeah. So then I kept on walking, and I found myself halfway across town.

And I came to this large pet shop. They had a big sign in the window that said,

for rent.

And that young Howard Cunningham inside of me said, you belong in that store.

Oh, but Howard, you don't know anything about the pet business.

Forget the pet business, Marion.

I'm going to move Cunningham Hardware into that new location.

It's got plenty of parking in the back, a loading zone out front, and there

isn't another hardware store around for five miles.

Oh, that's my dad talking.

Howard, relocating is expensive. I mean, it won't be cheap getting rid of that

doggy smell.

It's a big move. Now, isn't that risky? Of course it's risky, but the ship has

never sunk until the captain's nose is underwater.

I told him to say that.

Marion.

we're going to have to refinance the house.

Oh, why?

Why would we just finish paying off a 20 -year mortgage? I mean, it took us 20

years to do it. That means we're going to have to start all over again. Oh, my.

Yeah, listen, a very important convo is going down here, so girls, please. Oh,

sure. They need to talk alone while living upstairs.

All right, let's talk.

I wish I could, but I gotta go upstairs and lay my stuff out for tomorrow

morning, huh? Please, don't let the butt bugs bite you.

I don't know. Our home.

Why don't you just sell the Studebaker?

Marion, listen to me.

When we lived in that apartment, I didn't know the first thing about

But we scrimped and we saved and we risked everything we had. And we built

into a thriving business.

I know I can do it again, Marion. I know that we can do it again.

Now, what do you say?

Oh, Howard.

fire in your eye. And I love it when there's a fire in your eye. It means

there's smoke in your chimney. When there's smoke in your chimney, it means

there's wood in your pile. And when there's wood in your pile... That's

sweetheart.

Can we refinance the house? Oh, Howard, of course we can.

You know,

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Hi, Daddy.

What are you doing? I got plans, Marion.

Not in front of Joanie.

I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about floor plans for Cunningham

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Hardware City?

Yeah, well, it was Pet City. This way I get to save half a cent.

Oh, but we're just going to pack them in, huh?

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C! Mr. C! I heard about the store. When do I start?

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