All language subtitles for Happy Days s10e08 Such A Nice Girl

Sunday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday,
Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums. Ready
to race to you.

These days are ours.

Happy days.

These days are ours.

Tell them to please. Oh, baby. Goodbye,
gray sky.

Hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you.

So right.

It can't be wrong. Rockin' and rollin'.
Oh, no.

Sunday,

Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Roomin' all week with you.

These days are ours.

It's almost 7 .30. If we hurry, I can
get in a practice game trying to shake

this slump I'm in.

Oh, Howard, you know, I don't think my
bowling bag is going to last another

season. Oh, come on. You say that every
year.

See? I told you.

Howard, I know this bowling bag was your
mother's, but I want a new one.

Yeah.

You're right, sweetheart.

You can't bowl with bad equipment.

I'll tell you what, you can have my bag
and I'll get a new one.

All right,

that's just fine, Howard.

And you can fix your own breakfast for
the rest of your life.

Okay, Marion, you can have a new bowling
bag.

I'll get a new ball.

Come in.

Come in.

Casey, you don't have to knock. You live
here now.

Well, the last time I barged in here,
you and Aunt Marion were being

affectionate.

You better get used to that because we
happen to be a very affectionate couple.

Not tonight, Howard.

Oh, Casey, come here, dear. I left some
cold chicken for you in the

refrigerator. Thank you.

Uncle Howard, I know you're going to
come out of that nasty bowling salon.

Spread it all over town, why don't you?

You know, Howard, have you noticed how
every weekend we go out and Casey stays

home alone doing nothing?

What do you mean, nothing? Last Saturday
night, she ironed all my shirts.

Exactly.

Here, sweetheart, meet me out in the car
and I'm going to have a little talk

with her. Now?

Oh, there goes my practice game. Now
I've got to bowl cold again tonight.

Now, don't kid yourself, Howard. Cold or
hot, you're not going to break 150.

You just blew a new bowling bag, Mary.

Seeing home tonight just to iron Uncle
Howard's shirt. Oh, heavens no. Tonight

I'm baking bread.

We appreciate all these things you do
for us. Uncle Howard loves those fishing

lures you made for him.

But, Casey, dear, sweetheart, you're 17
years old. It's time you started dating.

Oh, Aunt Mary, and I couldn't do that.

Oh, I wouldn't know the first thing
about dating.

See, at girl school, we never were
allowed to be alone with a boy.

But what would I do if one tried to kiss
me?

Oh, Casey, boys, there's nothing to be
afraid of. Oh, gosh, I remember my first

date. Lyle Spedding took me to a church
picnic.

Oh, and I wanted to look really special.
You know, I got this long fall, which I

wore up in a bun on the top of my head.
You know, I look kind of like Mary Astor

in Across the Pacific.

Well, when the time came to open up our
box lunches, I was so nervous. And when

I looked down into mine, the fall took a
header into the potato salad.

How awful for you. No.

Lyle had my fall dry cleaned, and we
spent the most wonderful summer

So, the next time a nice boy asks you
out, you just go for it. Just go for it,

huh? Oh, Aunt Mary, I can't.

Daisy, dear, I can't promise you that
this first day is going to be perfect.

You know, but it would be so foolish to
miss out on all that fun and going out.

You know, life is a parade, and you're
walking in back of the elephant.

Dear, you should just please give it a
try.

Oh, I'll give it a try.

Oh, good.

Aunt Marion, I want to thank you so
much. My mother would have appreciated

little conversation we had. Oh, that's
so sweet of you, dear. I'm sure your

mother doesn't need any advice from me.

of stock car races and vandalism?

Well, Arnold is going to take care of
you. Just remember, this Saturday night

our first annual Arnold's Gala Costume
Extravaganza.

We're going to have free prizes.

We got a great band.

We got crepe paper.

We're going to have some kind of fun.
You get to dress up silly. I get a new

freezer. And tickets are only $5.

This is not going to be some little sock
hop. I'm even springing for a mirror

ball. All

right,

there's TC over there. Go ahead.

Well, you can ask her out or not. I
can't.

Just look at her. She's so beautiful.

I've been taking her shoes off in my
mind.

You're going to ask her out? Just
thinking about it makes me dizzy.

It's no use.

I've been turned down more times than
the sheets at the Holiday Inn.

KC's different, man. I mean, she's new
and down.

Yeah, she doesn't know you.

Oh, yeah.

That's right. She doesn't know me. Here,
Tommy, hold my glasses. Go for it,

Tommy.

You got some back.

Straight ahead, the guy. Go get her. All
right.

Excuse me. Is anybody standing here?

Melvin, this spot is reserved for
members of the human race.

This won't take long. Good.

Hi. I don't believe you know me, but...
Aren't you Melvin, Belvin?

Hey, fellas, you were wrong. She does
know me.

She knows me.

My life isn't worth living.

There we were, right? Yeah, right. We
finished our picnic lunch. We were lying

back in that tall, green grass.

Yeah. Feeling the effects of the water.
Right, right, right. And I looked out.

It was such a hot day. All right, now
slow down, slow down. All right. I

out, and I saw that cool lake, and it
seemed so refreshing. Yeah.

And, well, we didn't have our swimming
suits.

Yeah, and it's now really slow down.

Uh,

where was I?

We didn't have our swimming suits.

Right, right.

So, well, we looked at each other, and
we said, why not, right? Yeah, right,

right, right. So we did it.

You did it. We did it.

let you?

Of course.

Plus, look, maybe you and I could double
date next weekend.

I wouldn't want to cramp your style,
though.

Welcome to my office. I've been
expecting you.

You have?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Everybody comes round here begging for
help. I know you'd be here sooner or

later. Wait.

This is amazing. You mean you're
actually going to help me? Will you even

a date for Saturday night?

Well, then I could get you a date that
would correct your vision.

Cowabunga!

But I won't.

Get me off my desk.

Help. Help.

Please, get your head out of there, will
you?

Now listen to me, all right?

If a man... he's hungry, I give him a
can of tuna, he's had a meal.

If I teach him how to fish, he'll never
go hungry again.

But Fuggs, I'm allergic to seafood.

Try very, very hard not to say anything
unless I ask you a question.

Now, the thing is that you lack a
positive self -image, which is up here.

understand? Now, everybody's got a
viewmaster in their brain.

I want you to split through your
viewmaster.

Pick a subject.

What kind of weather are we talking
about?

Mainly drizzle.

This is like, uh, Rembrandt working with
Crayolas.

All right, all right, listen.

Click the picture.

Now you see a hurricane nobody can
resist. A hurricane.

Hey! Hey, hey, fun!

Yeah? You won't believe what's going on
in here. Tell me about it. But I'm a

giant hurricane, see? And the palm trees
are swaying, and I'm sweeping girls off

their feet, and I'm destroying Miami!

Nobody can resist the fury of a
hurricane.

That's right. I'm a hurricane.

I'm a hurricane.

I'm a hurricane.

I'm a hurricane.

Oh, do I miss my conversations with
Richie?

Hurricane.

Tracy, there's something I'm going to
ask you.

Yes, Melvin?

Would you do me the honor of
accompanying me to the costume

Saturday night?

Yes. I mean, no, I can't. Maybe some
other time. Yes, like when Haley's Comet

comes around again.

Look here, K .C. Cunningham.

I'm a man. You're a woman. This is a
table. And I'm your date. So I'll pick

up Saturday night at 8.

How about that?

I guess I'm going out on my first date.

Oh, look on the bright side. Hey, it's a
costume party. He'll probably be

wearing a mask.

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We just blew the 7 .15 showing of To
Kill a Mockingbird.

Dear, dear, we can't leave until Casey's
date picks her up. We'll go to the 7

.30 show at the Majestic. I don't want
to see another Gidget movie.

Besides, it's not the same Gidget
anymore.

Over again? Yes. Will you hurry up,
please, Marion?

We missed Gidget. We have to go see Son
of Flubber.

She'll be right down.

Sit down and make yourself comfortable.
Keep your feet off the table. The

kitchen is closed and she's got to be
home by 11.

Oh, that's fine because I have to be
home at 10 .30.

Casey, Captain Whizbang is here.

You better get a move on it.

Come on, come on. This is it. Now, don't
be nervous.

Oh,

Melvin, does she look

adorable?

Well, Melvin... Well, Howard, what did
you do with Casey's date?

Well, he was standing right here.

And the bell...

Yeah, you picked up a very interesting
costume. You put on cologne. It was time

to pick up your chick. You chickened
out.

And you came here for a booster.

That's right.

That's like buying a Playboy magazine
and only reading the interview.

I didn't think you'd understand, Fonz.

See, you never felt a thing of rejection
because no girl's ever said no to you.

Don't be silly. First time I ever dated
Ashley Fitzgerald, she chased me out of

her apartment with a baseball bat.

Now listen, you're a hurricane, right?

Go out there and blow.

And straighten your seams, will you?

Fonz. Yo.

Thank you.

You know, no one has ever taken the time
to listen to my problems before.

Not my parents, not my teachers, not
even my Filipino pen pal.

Fonz. Yeah.

I love you.

your little secret, all right?

Oh, Aunt Mary, it's really okay.

I did not want to go to that party
anyway.

Oh, fiddlesticks, you're going to that
party.

Well, just throw a sheet over your Uncle
Howard and he'll take it.

It's your date.

He can't dance, he can't talk, and his
seams are crooked.

Well, at least it's a nice party.

Ginny, I'm just sorry that you don't
have a date tonight.

Oh, Cinderella does not intend to leave
this ball without her prince.

No, you know how these parties go.

Some couple will get into a fight, and
I'll just pick up the guy on a rebound.

The extravaganza's almost over and I
still haven't asked you to dance.

You're not going to ask me to dance, are
you?

What a great idea. Let's cut a rug.

Thank you, gentlemen and

Clarence. Well, that's it for tonight,
folks. I just want to remind you that

had a very good time.

And I want to thank you for my new
freezer.

Now, next Saturday night, we're going to
have another big dance because my car

needs a new fuel pump.

Good night. Good night, everybody.

Good night.

Hey, Tommy, going out to Inspiration
Point tonight?

Yeah, I suppose so. I don't think I'm
going to get very far with my date

tonight.

Are

we

going to Inspiration Point?

What's Inspiration Point?

That's a place where guys and gals go to
kiss their lips off.

Oh, I'd rather go home.

She wants to go to her place.

Looks like Hurricane Melvin's about to
touch down.

Uncle Howard?

Aunt Marion?

Doesn't look like anybody's home.

What kind of guy do you think I am? I'm
not going to leave you here on your

lonesome.

So, do you have any hobbies?

I collect bugs.

Oh, good.

That must be fascinating.

Tell me all about it.

Well, there's not much to it. You just
catch them, kill them, and pin them to a

board.

in Milwaukee.

Uh -oh.

My hormones are on roller skates.

Pucker up, my little rodent. No!

It's my job. I think you're hurting him
anyway. Get up here.

Get down here.

I can't believe this.

Oh, it's all my fault. I forced Casey to
go out. Oh, gosh.

I mean, every day again.

I was only doing what you told me to. I
didn't know it was Casey.

See, it was like the Wizard of Oz. He
came to me for courage. I should have

given him a brain.

It's all right, because he learned his
lesson. It's all right. He'll never do

this again. I'm going to kill him. Not
in the house. You can take him outside.

Of course not. No!

to you, but I'm very glad that I went
out tonight.

I was afraid I wouldn't know how to
handle myself with a boy alone, but I

I did pretty good.

Really? So you don't hate me? You'll go
out with me again, huh? No. Okay, just a

minute.

Finals are coming up in two months, and
we can study together.

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Fonz, Fonz, I...

Remember our secret.

Oh, good night.

Oh, what a strange boy.

Well, I guess I'm playing daddy again.

Oh, Casey, come on upstairs. I want to
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Oh, after all the excitement tonight, it
sure was nice of you to fix us a little

snack. Oh, it was nothing. Just a little
something I just whipped up for you.

Oh, this looks wonderful.

Blow

it

out.

You know, some people just have
chocolate chip cookies with their milk.

Boy, it was sure good that you and Uncle
Howard showed up when you did.

Otherwise, I might have had to hurt
Melvin.

Oh, you know, it was all my fault when
we had our little talk about dating. I

forgot to tell you that some boys aren't
quite as nice as they should be. They

really aren't.

How did you handle it when a boy would
get a little bit...

Too frisky. Yeah, frisky. Well, I would
just look him in the eye and I would

say, if you want a girl who's fast, her
love won't last.

If you want a girl who's nice, manners
are the price.

And that worked?

It stunned him long enough for me to
make my getaway.

I don't care what you've read in your
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Goodbye, great sky. Hello, boo.

She's accused of stealing another girl's
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portrait, and then hocks her own bike. A
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Brady Bunch number 62 is coming up next
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