All language subtitles for Happy Days s10e01 A Woman Not Under The Influence

Sunday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday,
Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums. Ready
to race to you.

These days are ours.

Happy days.

These days are ours.

Oh,

baby. Gold bag, gray sky, yellow, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you.

So right, it can't be wrong, rockin' and
rollin' for love.

Sunday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Rootin' all week with you.

T -Stage, you're out!

Wait a minute.

Why is everybody so excited about
winning? It was only an inter -squad

Coach, are you kidding?

This is the only game we'll win all
year.

Sit down, give your lips a rest.

Roger, Roxanne, Roxanne, Roger, please.

Roxanne. Oh, that's a very lovely name.
Thanks, I was named after my dead uncle.

No orders are being taken. No money is
being made. What am I, running into the

hobby?

Hey, Clary, get out of here.

I'm coming.

Make it fast. I'm busy defrosting the
brushes. Fish.

Now, listen.

Would you please grab a pad and get some
orders going here?

Wait a minute. I cook. I do the dishes.
I'm the bouncer. Now you want me to wait

tables? No way. That's it. I quit.

I understand.

I really do. I'm sorry I asked him.

To think I was just about to make you my
executive vice president.

Me? Really? Oh, yeah.

What do I get to do? Well, you get to
cook. You get to wait on tables. You get

to boss people around.

Can I meet with the accountant?

That is... Fun for you.

Well, it's better than watering down to
ketchup.

All right, Ike, give me five.

Tough little guy.

Look, Fonzie, surprise!

I changed my hair.

I am in awe.

Flip, get over here very quick.

That's enough for you?

Wait, how'd you like that? Oh, yeah, I
needed the change to make it fall out of

his face.

You know what happened, Roxanne?

Listen, how would you like to take
Roxanne home? You will like her. She is

college girl.

Nice hair.

Thanks. That was my major.

Roger, I got a problem.

I got dates at 7 o 'clock. I got them at
8 o 'clock and 9 o 'clock, 7 days a

week, sometimes more.

Yeah?

Which one is yours?

I am bored.

You know, Fons, I think you're beginning
to desire more emotional depth in your

interpersonal relationships with the
opposite sex.

What you're trying to do is you're
trying to get more out of a woman than

a... I'm crazy, don't do that.

Not on me, anyway.

Yes, yes, I am losing the thing with
multitudes of women, you know.

There's got to be something else. What
is there? Art?

No, Raj, you really got your good looks.
Don't push.

Did you hear that, Howard?

See, Arthur's getting tired of the old
bippity -boppity -boo. Yeah, but our bet

still stands, Marion. Fonzie is not the
type of guy who'll ever settle down.

I've just never seen him so low.

He was on his bike behind Arnold's
holding a daisy, saying, They all love

I love them not.

Maybe a night dinner will cheer him up.
I wouldn't count on him, Aunt Marion.

He's very, very depressed.

God bless you all. I'm the fool we're
about to eat. I want to tell you, Mr. C,

you look great.

That's depressed.

I guess I should tell you because you're
all my family, right? Moi is getting

married.

Who's the girl?

I went to Memphis to buy me some fruit
of the looms, you know.

I'm on the up escalator.

She's on the down.

Our eyes meet. I drop my shorts.

No, no, no. Mr. C, the ones that are in
the bag.

Fancy, who is the girl? What is her
name?

Actually, I haven't spoken to her yet. I
don't know.

Fancy, how are you going to marry her if
you don't even know who she is?

That's right, Arthur. You'll need her
name for the marriage certificate. At

least her initials for the towels.

Be of little faith.

I will find her.

And when I do, buy me a wedding gift.
And you?

Give her a little bit more, will you?

Life is just a bowl of cherries.

Whatever,

we've got to put together.

Everybody, we've got to work as a team.
And whoever finds this mystery lady will

be the proud owner of something that
took me eight years to put together.

Every date in a tri -state area.

My black book.

Boss, what do I get?

You get to put your name in the book.

Boss, does this sketch look anything
like her? All right, Bobby. First of

her eyes are much bigger.

Second of all, she had a chin.

Fellas, fellas, fellas.

Why not just use me as a model?

One vision of loveliness often resembles
another.

Or so the poets say.

Okay. All right. All right.

All right, we'll use you there, Piccolo.

To begin with, her eyes were big and
blue.

Not little squint balls like this.

And her mouth was luscious and full and
thick.

Not little lines here with chap marks
all over them. Nothing, you know.

And she did have a body. Okay, okay,
that's enough.

Some men worship squinty eyes.

That's from my senior year.

I'm in the background of every sports
picture going like this.

That man was high school fun.

Hey, Patsy. Yeah?

I think you're putting the brakes on my
search here. Why don't you go back to

the hardware store and make some keys?

Mr. C won't let me do that anymore. Of
course not.

How come you're drawing a picture of
Ashley?

You know her?

Yeah, her name's Ashley.

Her name is Ashley what?

Ashley something. I don't know. No, no,
you don't understand.

I have to know her last name there,
Potts. I don't remember.

She came into my dad's gas station a
couple of times. That's it.

Potts, isn't it true that when you're on
the verge of death, you see your whole

life pass before your eyes?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I studied about
that. It has something to do with

stimulation during periods of great
fear. I see her pulling up to the pumps.

She says, well, all right. I see her at
the regular.

She says, Apple, could you please check
the oil? What is her name, Pottsie?

Ashley. Ashley what? Her name is
Ashley... Fist. Fister.

Ashley Fister.

That's it.

All

right,

listen.

What you just did, I'm going to take
back every malicious, ugly, and low

remark I have ever made about you,
Potts.

Even when you call me donkey breath?

This is hard enough, Patsy. This is hard
enough, all right? All right, now this

is for you, Warren.

Both hands.

Do not let this get into the hands of
children, all right?

Ashley Pfister, from now on, every day
of your life is going to be the Fourth

July.

I get one of these every Christmas from
my insurance agent.

Mrs. Quiggins, that gown is gorgeous.

Tuck, tuck, tuck.

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Actually, it's on all weekend long.

Well, forgive me for living. Two
straight days of unforgettable skin.

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Aha! So it's you, Dad.

Give me a minute to make my case.

Kool -Aid. Stir up some smiles.

Okay, Dad.

Case dismissed.

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Excuse me, little girl, could you help
me out?

Does Ashley Pfister live in this
apartment?

No.

Does Ashley Pfister live here in this
apartment?

Thank you.

You're welcome.

It's me again. We met in the hall. That
doesn't make us strangers no more. Can

we chat?

I guess so.

Is your daddy home?

No. Oh, all right.

When is your daddy coming home?

Mommy says when hell freezes over.

I like that.

I like that.

Can I talk to your mommy?

And what are you here for?

This is tear gas, not a large mouth.

Don't you remember, Meckley?

I was on the up, you were on the down.

We smiled.

You mean just because we smiled at each
other, that gives you the right to barge

in here and I'm supposed to ride off
into the sunset with you?

Yeah.

No. Get out of here.

Uh, listen, I... I'd just like to do one
thing first with you, all right?

And then if you still want me to go,
I'll remember you, all right?

Put down the pepper shaker, please.

I'm standing here. My hands are in my
pocket.

All I want to do is stare in your eyes
for ten small seconds.

And then you promise you'll leave?

If at that time you still want me to go.

Eight.

Nine.

Ten. I believe that's ten and the door
is that way. I think we have to do this

again. You're not getting the game. I
understand perfectly.

You can't ask me to leave. I gave my
black book away and everything.

Black book? What are you talking about?

Don't forget to hit label side up.

I'm going.

I'm going. Listen, if you change your
mind, my number is Klondike 5 -1 -3 -1

You remember that, right? Oh, okay. Hey,
call collector.

Someone who will never set foot in this
house again.

Too bad.

I thought it was cute.

Mary, why don't you sit down and watch
Bananza with me, huh? You'll love this

one. Little Joe's getting married to an
island princess from Hawaii.

No way.

They're not gonna get... me this time.
Every time one of those cartwright boys

falls in love, the girl always ends up
on Boothill.

Well, you know, she is awfully pretty.

Hi, folks.

It's Fonzie down here. I've got to find
out how things have been with this

mystery woman. We haven't seen her, Rod.

So, huh, buddy? Huh?

Tell me.

How'd it go with this Ashley Fisher? Was
she everything you expected?

Nothing's the matter.

Kissing the bride.

Now she's Maki Maki Cartwright.

How could you watch this?

Don't you know that people sit around
making this stuff up? This isn't life.

Life is a bowl of prune kids.

What's that?

Is that a cattle stampede?

That is reality.

Love being trampled in the dirt.

I take it things didn't go so well with
this Ashley Pfister. What, didn't you

like her?

Of course I liked her.

She is everything I ever dreamed of.
Except she is stupid.

Mr. C, I offered her everything and she
turned me down.

So, you try again.

Oh, no. This girl gets one shot at the
brass ring.

Now, look, Fonzie, this girl to me
sounds different. Now, you've got to

snapping your fingers and call her up
and ask her out for some coffee.

You've got to start from square one like
a normal person.

Start at square one?

He dates girls at square one.

And do you see him with a girl now?

All right, look, Fonzie, I think your
pride is getting in the way of the type

relationship you're looking for. And I
don't have a date because it's Sunday

night.

and go call her up. You know, you guys
are something.

You're acting like this girl means
something to me.

I laugh at that.

She's in the archives, huh? Let me tell
you something.

I am now going out and I am going to
have some fun. You understand that?

It is Sunday night, you know.

With the suit.

Your vice president is meeting with the
account today.

You like it? I stole it from my brother.

Oh, is your brother a little person,
too? No, he's seven.

Yeah, well, you look great. Just keep me
out of jail, all right? Okay.

And why don't you just play with your
split ends?

President. Nice to meet you. All right,
time is money. Let's get started.

No, get me off.

Clarence.

I'm in a meeting.

Get over here.

Why didn't you tell me that he was a
she?

You're going to beat me up over a
pronoun?

The fact of the matter is, you were
taking the vice president, but that

suit. Why don't you take Roxanne
anywhere?

Wow, what a company.

Give me five.

Nice hair.

Nice sleeve.

Well, I certainly hope that you got your
refrigerator fixed.

Look, I don't know who you are or why
you are following me, but if you don't

stop, I will have the owner throw you
out.

That's going to be a little difficult to
do because I am the owner.

I haven't said this to you before, but
my name is Arthur Fonzarelli.

I would appreciate it if we kept this on
a strictly business level, Mr.

Fonzarelli.

Call me Fonzie.

Fonzie? Yeah.

Let go of my hand.

Maybe you should get someone else to
handle your room. Oh, no, I think we're

doing just great.

You know, Miss Vista, I'm very, very
sorry that I barged into your apartment

yesterday.

This might sound very old -fashioned,
but here we go.

I would like the honor of calling you on
the telephone and asking you out to a

movie, an indoor one, at which time I
will wear a wonderful sport jacket, 100

wool, and we would start from square
one.

I don't think so.

I asked you nicely, didn't I?

I was going to kill you to go out with
me once. Look, I met a guy like you

In fact, I married him.

But he never grew up. He never took
responsibility. And one day, he just

off without me, and I do not intend to
make the same mistake twice.

I dig that.

I understand that.

Now, I'm very sorry that you met and
married a bum, but I am not he.

I mean, if I had a wife and a daughter,
I would not run out on them.

And you want to talk about
responsibility? I am a pillar.

We're talking pillar.

I am nothing like your ex -husband.

Really? Yeah.

What kind of a motorcycle do you ride? A
beautiful Harley.

You are exactly like him.

I think I can do the rest of this at
home.

Look, Miss Vista.

I understand that I might look like your
ex -husband on the exterior, but if you

took some time and you wanted to look
inside, you would see I was a little

different when I saw you on the
escalator. You know, at Metcliffe?

And our eyes met.

I'm telling you, I saw somebody who was
looking for somebody. How, you might

ask. Because every morning when I look
in the mirror, I see somebody.

Looking for somebody. And perhaps, just
perhaps, we are looking for each

other.

You're never going to know unless you
take the chance, Miss Vista.

Goodbye, Mr. Ponserelli. I will mail
these back to you.

questions. You could take me out for a
little dinner Friday. A little one, no

hors d 'oeuvres.

See you Friday.

I'm very much looking forward to this,
Miss Vista.

So tell him it's a trouble to get lost.
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I guess it's about time to leave, right?

Am I right? I mean, is it... Is it that
time to leave?

Yes. Yes, it is.

We had coffee. We did. We talked.

Yeah. It was nice.

I never had anybody say nice to me
before.

Then again, I never had anybody say
goodnight at the door before. Can I see

tomorrow night again?

Can I think about it? I'll give you ten
seconds. One, two... I have to get up

early. Can I say yes now?

Goodnight. Goodnight.

Just a minute. You.

Who am I kidding?

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