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Monday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready to race to you.

These days are ours, happy and free.

These days are ours,

share them with me.

Goodbye gray sky, hello blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

So right, you can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Monday,

Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

These days are ours.

These happy days are yours and mine.

Happy days.

More than the greatest love the world has known.

This is the love that I give to you alone.

So, quarterback hands off to Horning. Horning fades back like he's going to

When suddenly, from nowhere, a linebacker blitzes in and cranes him.

Hey, hey.

You're going to buy me another hamburger.

No, I'm not.

Okay.

We are Bears and Packers, right? I saw that game.

You know something?

If the catcher didn't fumble, we'd have won.

Oh, Chachi, there you are.

Listen, this is an emergency. I've got to find Joanie.

What? Hello, Bobby.

Hello, It.

She said hello to me.

It's a big emergency.

I have some very important news of an extremely sensitive nature.

Ah, gossip.

Right.

Great, great. What is it? No way.

Never. Torture me. Hurt me. Set me on fire.

Ah, come on.

All right, but you won't believe it.

Mr. Johnson, the print shop teacher, was arrested for printing his own money.

How did he do that?

But you didn't know that he printed his own face on it.

I didn't know that.

That guy was an idiot. Well, you like me.

Have you seen Joanie? She was supposed to meet me here.

Oh, yeah, I think she's with that new girl, uh, Mickey. Yeah, she showed her

around the school. What?

Again? You know, this is the third day in a row. What does she have, amnesia?

Who's Mickey?

She just transferred from Fillmore High.

What a fox!

I wish I was her student guide. I know exactly where I'd guide her.

Oh, there's Gloria Parker.

I have to find some kind way to tell her that her parents are splitting up.

Ta -da!

What do you think?

Oh, nice song.

But it's a tad short.

Hi, Chachi. Hi.

Hello. I don't even think I know your name.

That's okay.

You'll never have an occasion to use it.

You know something? I dig your accent.

Oh, thank you.

I've got basketball practice. I'll call you later, Johnny.

See you later.

That's just the way it goes.

Oh, Miss Cunningham, so nice of you to drop by since we were supposed to go

shopping today.

Oh, Jenny, I'm sorry. I totally forgot.

Mickey, you know my friend Jenny? Her best friend, Jenny.

Hi, Jenny. What do you think about her new hat?

I like Johnny.

Let's go cruise the record store.

I can't. Mickey's coming over for dinner. I'll call you later, though,

Yeah. It's Piccolo. I'm in the book.

You know,

Marty the postman. Must be broke again. Tried to sell me the mail.

At least you got me the short audit monthly, right? Oh, yeah. My favorite

restaurant magazine. Look at the great articles they have here. Here's a good

one. Botulism.

How to win those nasty lawsuits.

I've got to read that one. Yeah, you better read that.

Well,

if it ain't the future of America, you little cutie. Hi, Fonz. I'm glad you're

here. I want you to meet my friend, Mickey. No kidding.

Mickey? No.

Fonz! Mickey!

How are you?

Well, I guess you do know each other.

Are you kidding? I used to date this lovely lady sister.

Really? Yeah, right after we moved up here from Texas.

Gosh, it's good to see you.

I know it is.

Boy, have you grown everywhere.

Listen, does your sister still make furniture out of beer cans?

Okay, we're going to sojourn over here to my private table. We've got a lot of

catching up to do. I'll see you later, all right? See you. That's great.

Listen, everybody.

I have something to tell you about me.

Really?

I'm throwing a big party for her so she can get to know everyone.

Friday night, you're all invited.

I don't know. I don't know if I can bake it.

I might have to bake my cat.

It's going to be fun.

I'm running late. Mickey and I got to get going. Hey, Joanie, why don't we

a flick tonight?

There's a great new horror film out. It came from beneath the sink.

Mickey and I saw that last night. You should go and see it. It's a good flick.

See you later.

Yeah, I'll go alone.

Just like I did before I met Joanie.

your expression when you came in that front door. It was hysterical. You know,

Chachi got a picture of you. He did?

Well,

at least he shot it before the door slammed in my face.

I tripped.

Mickey, Mickey, tell us about the time you danced on American Dance Day.

Please, detail.

Hey, listen, did you own a rated record when you were on that? Yes, I did. It

was so much fun.

It was Little Darlings by the Diamonds.

Really? Yeah. And what happened? Hey, everybody, watch me turn my tongue

down. Will you excuse me for a second? Yeah, go ahead.

Jenny, kitchen.

Will you excuse us?

Oh, popcorn.

Well, I'll take this popcorn out of here.

Just what do you think you're doing? Well, it was halftime when we were all

home.

And don't think I don't know who locked her in the bathroom.

Just cut it out.

Here, have a potato chip.

Heavens, no.

Nicky might want one. And who am I to eat her potato chip?

You think I can have my room back now?

Hi, I'm Carla.

Having a good time?

Haven't had this much fun since I was vaccinated.

And, uh, how is Mickey getting along at Jefferson?

Oh, just fine. They're about to make her principal.

Yeah, the same way at Fillmore.

I used to be her locker mate there.

You must have been shattered when she moved away.

Oh, she didn't move away.

She just changed schools.

She had to.

She what?

Tell me when.

Marsha, Eugene Belvin.

Hey, stop screaming. I'm not coming over.

Yeah, listen.

Jenny just called, and you won't believe what she heard.

That new girl, Mickey.

You know, that old friend of Fonzie's. Yeah. Turns out she had to leave

High. Uh -huh. Yeah. Why?

Because she was... She was with

child.

I swear, Harriet, I heard it right from Eugene.

That new girl, that friend of Fonzie's, left Fillmore because you were

expecting.

I wouldn't say it if I wasn't really sure.

Yeah! You know that new girl, Mickey?

Got pregnant.

Guess who the father of... Ponzi!

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Nice. Here we go.

Can I borrow your gas for one moment?

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It's almost illegal amounts of chicken.

Oh, it's great.

Make it Campbell's instead.

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Isn't that amazing? I've been coming here for years and they still get choked

when I walk in.

All right, my little friends, you can start talking again. Go ahead. It's all

right.

Just a guess, guys, but is anything wrong?

They won't tell me.

Roger, people are saying that new girl Mickey got herself into trouble.

And they're saying that Fonzie's responsible.

What? Yeah.

Don't ask me. I just heard.

Yes. Yes.

What is

going on here?

Well, people are saying, huh? Take your hand off his mouth.

What are people saying?

People are saying that we got to talk. Yeah.

In your office, please. It's real important.

All right. Let's talk in my office.

What do you think?

Promise me that you'll think it over first, okay?

All right.

I'll call you later.

Okay, bye.

Well, if it isn't Radio Free Milwaukee.

I just got off the phone with Mickey. She's in tears.

Oh, don't tell me she got a B.

No.

She's ready to drop out of Jefferson.

Oh. Life will be an empty charade without her. Will you knock it off?

You did this.

This is just like the rumor that you started with Noreen Qualls. I never said

Noreen was pregnant.

I just said a girl in the nurse's office said she was.

I was just passing it on, and that's all I'm doing now.

So you admit it. I admit nothing.

I may have mentioned something to Eugene, but it wasn't a rumor.

I was simply stating a fact.

And the fact... is that there was a rumor that Mickey was in trouble, then

a person's right to make their own interpretation.

That's what democracy is all about.

Because people think Mickey's pregnant?

Because they have the right to think she's pregnant, Joanie.

I suppose you'd be happier in Russia.

Jenny, you're cracking up.

You know, it may interest you to know that Mickey has never had a pregnant day

in her life.

She was out sick with mono for five months. Her mother had a baby.

And then a lot of dirty little minds just assumed it was really Mickey's.

Things got so bad, Jenny, she had to change schools.

And here it started all over again.

Except now, they're saying Fonzie's the father, Jenny.

Fonzie!

of these names?

I'm checking each one.

I'm going down the list inch by little inch.

And I'm going to find out who did it.

So far, I'm up to Eugene Belvin.

I went to his house. His mother said he was sick in bed and an idiot.

I'll go back there in the morning. I'll ask him. He'll tell me.

Do you have any idea, Joanie?

I have no idea.

Me neither.

When I find out who it is, I'm going to start erasing.

The names? Oh, no.

The person.

It's coming through.

Was that a good dream?

Yes, but later.

Listen, what are you doing here? Eugene, I have something very important to tell

you. Now, listen to me.

Fonzie's coming over here tomorrow to find out who told you that story about

Mickey. You did. Eugene, that's exactly what I don't want you to tell him.

Now, listen to me, Eugene. You've got to cover for me. Tell him anything else.

But he won't believe me. I know him. I mean, the word death.

Death will come up a lot.

Eugene, darling, do it for your little pookie bear, Jen -Jen.

If I'm supposed to risk my life for you, it's going to be a price.

You've got to come to terms, baby.

That chance.

Want Fonzie to find out?

No. Okay, then you'll be my girlfriend for one month.

You'll call me Love Buckets and kiss me whenever I want.

Mundo Disgusto.

Well, what's your answer?

All right, you've got a deal. Eugene, what are you going to tell Fonzie?

I'm just going to pin it on my brother, Melvin. He's a real idiot.

Ask my mother.

I'm feeling very nauseous, Eugene. Good night.

Oh, and until tomorrow, mon petit.

We have a date with destiny.

You missed me.

As I lay sleeping, oh, I dreamed I had... Oh, come on, Bobby. That's

Jenny would never do that.

But it's all over town. She was seen coming out of Eugene's window last

a passion flower?

Get much sleep last night?

I beg your pardon?

Oh, don't pay any attention to him, Jenny.

It seems that there's some kind of dumb rumor going around that you spent the

night with Eugene.

Oh, come on. I barely even speak to Eugene.

Joanie, tell him this isn't true.

Jenny, they have a right to their own opinions.

That's what democracy is all about, right?

our big date tonight?

Why, you miserable... Anyone seen Fonz?

Seven o 'clock, okay?

Sorry, I didn't quite hear that.

I said I'm counting the minutes.

Oh, fuck it.

Your brother, where's your brother?

Oh, he's hiding. But I promised not to tell where he is.

So I wrote it down.

his address.

Till tonight, sweetheart.

How about a big, wet kiss?

I did it! I did it!

I'm the one that started that rumor.

I'm so sorry it's not a guy.

I never hit a girl, you know.

Before this.

I'm sorry. Get sorry!

What, are you crazy?

You can't walk around with such a big mouth. You understand what I'm saying?

What do you think, it was a very funny little joke?

Petty jealousy nearly ruined a girl's life.

How do you feel about that?

Yeah, but here's money, Fonz.

This has got the shop teacher's picture on it.

I would get out of here if I...

the rest of your life.

Who says?

It's not that bad in here.

Besides, I've already started to redecorate.

Jenny, why'd you spread that rumor about Mickey?

Why do you hate her so much?

Because you like her so much. Well, of course I like her.

I like you both.

Oh, come on, John.

Next to her, I feel like Raggedy Ann next to Barbie.

I mean, she's pretty.

She's smart.

She doesn't live in a bathroom.

Judy.

Judy, you were my first real friend.

I acted this way because I was afraid of losing you.

I'm sorry.

Listen, I'll admit.

I got a little excited to have a new friend.

But, Jenny, she could never take your place.

We're sisters.

You and I go way back.

We've got memories.

Gosh, we bought our first bras together.

Two years apart.

Well, I don't catch up.

Can't all three of us be friends?

Yeah.

But who's your best friend?

Jenny, you'll always be my best friend.

You know what, Joanie? What? I'm going to kill this rumor business.

I'm going to admit to everyone that I lied. I'm going to apologize to Fonzie

Mickey. I'm going to apologize to the world.

You know, we really have had some good times together.

Yeah. Where do we buy those bras anyway?

Fester's.

Remember when you bought your first training bra?

Do I remember it?

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Ouch. Looks like Junior could use some help.

Nice shot.

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It's just oak, glue, and nails.

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The Little Red Riding Hood walked into her grandmother's cottage.

And Grandpa's got a bad cough. I'm going to get some water. Don't you go away.

Aw.

Where's Mommy, little sweetheart?

My Grandpa was watching you.

Come on. You'll go upstairs.

That's a good boy.

My little big boy.

Let's see. Where were we?

There.

Now.

In the bed, she saw someone wearing a shawl and a nightgown. She was rather

puzzled. But grandmother seemed quite different, so she said, What big eyes

have. Howard!

Shh, Marion.

All the better to see you instead.

Next.

On the Brady Bunch, Peter Brady could be the first cloned human. He finds his

exact double at his own school.

Why, if it weren't for his twin's glasses, you'd never tell them apart.

Brady Bunch number 113 is up next on TV Land.

Stay tuned.