All language subtitles for Happy Days s09e21 Tell-Tale Tart

Monday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday,
Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready
to race to you.

These days are ours, happy and free.

These days are ours,

share them with me.

Goodbye gray sky, hello blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you.

So right, you can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Monday,

Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

These days are ours.

These happy days are yours and mine.

Happy days.

More than the greatest love the world
has known.

This is the love that I give to you
alone.

So, quarterback hands off to Horning.
Horning fades back like he's going to

When suddenly, from nowhere, a
linebacker blitzes in and cranes him.

Hey, hey.

You're going to buy me another
hamburger.

No, I'm not.

Okay.

We are Bears and Packers, right? I saw
that game.

You know something?

If the catcher didn't fumble, we'd have
won.

Oh, Chachi, there you are.

Listen, this is an emergency. I've got
to find Joanie.

What? Hello, Bobby.

Hello, It.

She said hello to me.

It's a big emergency.

I have some very important news of an
extremely sensitive nature.

Ah, gossip.

Right.

Great, great. What is it? No way.

Never. Torture me. Hurt me. Set me on
fire.

Ah, come on.

All right, but you won't believe it.

Mr. Johnson, the print shop teacher, was
arrested for printing his own money.

How did he do that?

But you didn't know that he printed his
own face on it.

I didn't know that.

That guy was an idiot. Well, you like
me.

Have you seen Joanie? She was supposed
to meet me here.

Oh, yeah, I think she's with that new
girl, uh, Mickey. Yeah, she showed her

around the school. What?

Again? You know, this is the third day
in a row. What does she have, amnesia?

Who's Mickey?

She just transferred from Fillmore High.

What a fox!

I wish I was her student guide. I know
exactly where I'd guide her.

Oh, there's Gloria Parker.

I have to find some kind way to tell her
that her parents are splitting up.

Ta -da!

What do you think?

Oh, nice song.

But it's a tad short.

Hi, Chachi. Hi.

Hello. I don't even think I know your
name.

That's okay.

You'll never have an occasion to use it.

You know something? I dig your accent.

Oh, thank you.

I've got basketball practice. I'll call
you later, Johnny.

See you later.

That's just the way it goes.

Oh, Miss Cunningham, so nice of you to
drop by since we were supposed to go

shopping today.

Oh, Jenny, I'm sorry. I totally forgot.

Mickey, you know my friend Jenny? Her
best friend, Jenny.

Hi, Jenny. What do you think about her
new hat?

I like Johnny.

Let's go cruise the record store.

I can't. Mickey's coming over for
dinner. I'll call you later, though,

Yeah. It's Piccolo. I'm in the book.

You know,

Marty the postman. Must be broke again.
Tried to sell me the mail.

At least you got me the short audit
monthly, right? Oh, yeah. My favorite

restaurant magazine. Look at the great
articles they have here. Here's a good

one. Botulism.

How to win those nasty lawsuits.

I've got to read that one. Yeah, you
better read that.

Well,

if it ain't the future of America, you
little cutie. Hi, Fonz. I'm glad you're

here. I want you to meet my friend,
Mickey. No kidding.

Mickey? No.

Fonz! Mickey!

How are you?

Well, I guess you do know each other.

Are you kidding? I used to date this
lovely lady sister.

Really? Yeah, right after we moved up
here from Texas.

Gosh, it's good to see you.

I know it is.

Boy, have you grown everywhere.

Listen, does your sister still make
furniture out of beer cans?

Okay, we're going to sojourn over here
to my private table. We've got a lot of

catching up to do. I'll see you later,
all right? See you. That's great.

Listen, everybody.

I have something to tell you about me.

Really?

I'm throwing a big party for her so she
can get to know everyone.

Friday night, you're all invited.

I don't know. I don't know if I can bake
it.

I might have to bake my cat.

It's going to be fun.

I'm running late. Mickey and I got to
get going. Hey, Joanie, why don't we

a flick tonight?

There's a great new horror film out. It
came from beneath the sink.

Mickey and I saw that last night. You
should go and see it. It's a good flick.

See you later.

Yeah, I'll go alone.

Just like I did before I met Joanie.

your expression when you came in that
front door. It was hysterical. You know,

Chachi got a picture of you. He did?

Well,

at least he shot it before the door
slammed in my face.

I tripped.

Mickey, Mickey, tell us about the time
you danced on American Dance Day.

Please, detail.

Hey, listen, did you own a rated record
when you were on that? Yes, I did. It

was so much fun.

It was Little Darlings by the Diamonds.

Really? Yeah. And what happened? Hey,
everybody, watch me turn my tongue

down. Will you excuse me for a second?
Yeah, go ahead.

Jenny, kitchen.

Will you excuse us?

Oh, popcorn.

Well, I'll take this popcorn out of
here.

Just what do you think you're doing?
Well, it was halftime when we were all

home.

And don't think I don't know who locked
her in the bathroom.

Just cut it out.

Here, have a potato chip.

Heavens, no.

Nicky might want one. And who am I to
eat her potato chip?

You think I can have my room back now?

Hi, I'm Carla.

Having a good time?

Haven't had this much fun since I was
vaccinated.

And, uh, how is Mickey getting along at
Jefferson?

Oh, just fine. They're about to make her
principal.

Yeah, the same way at Fillmore.

I used to be her locker mate there.

You must have been shattered when she
moved away.

Oh, she didn't move away.

She just changed schools.

She had to.

She what?

Tell me when.

Marsha, Eugene Belvin.

Hey, stop screaming. I'm not coming
over.

Yeah, listen.

Jenny just called, and you won't believe
what she heard.

That new girl, Mickey.

You know, that old friend of Fonzie's.
Yeah. Turns out she had to leave

High. Uh -huh. Yeah. Why?

Because she was... She was with

child.

I swear, Harriet, I heard it right from
Eugene.

That new girl, that friend of Fonzie's,
left Fillmore because you were

expecting.

I wouldn't say it if I wasn't really
sure.

Yeah! You know that new girl, Mickey?

Got pregnant.

Guess who the father of... Ponzi!

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Isn't that amazing? I've been coming
here for years and they still get choked

when I walk in.

All right, my little friends, you can
start talking again. Go ahead. It's all

right.

Just a guess, guys, but is anything
wrong?

They won't tell me.

Roger, people are saying that new girl
Mickey got herself into trouble.

And they're saying that Fonzie's
responsible.

What? Yeah.

Don't ask me. I just heard.

Yes. Yes.

What is

going on here?

Well, people are saying, huh? Take your
hand off his mouth.

What are people saying?

People are saying that we got to talk.
Yeah.

In your office, please. It's real
important.

All right. Let's talk in my office.

What do you think?

Promise me that you'll think it over
first, okay?

All right.

I'll call you later.

Okay, bye.

Well, if it isn't Radio Free Milwaukee.

I just got off the phone with Mickey.
She's in tears.

Oh, don't tell me she got a B.

No.

She's ready to drop out of Jefferson.

Oh. Life will be an empty charade
without her. Will you knock it off?

You did this.

This is just like the rumor that you
started with Noreen Qualls. I never said

Noreen was pregnant.

I just said a girl in the nurse's office
said she was.

I was just passing it on, and that's all
I'm doing now.

So you admit it. I admit nothing.

I may have mentioned something to
Eugene, but it wasn't a rumor.

I was simply stating a fact.

And the fact... is that there was a
rumor that Mickey was in trouble, then

a person's right to make their own
interpretation.

That's what democracy is all about.

Because people think Mickey's pregnant?

Because they have the right to think
she's pregnant, Joanie.

I suppose you'd be happier in Russia.

Jenny, you're cracking up.

You know, it may interest you to know
that Mickey has never had a pregnant day

in her life.

She was out sick with mono for five
months. Her mother had a baby.

And then a lot of dirty little minds
just assumed it was really Mickey's.

Things got so bad, Jenny, she had to
change schools.

And here it started all over again.

Except now, they're saying Fonzie's the
father, Jenny.

Fonzie!

of these names?

I'm checking each one.

I'm going down the list inch by little
inch.

And I'm going to find out who did it.

So far, I'm up to Eugene Belvin.

I went to his house. His mother said he
was sick in bed and an idiot.

I'll go back there in the morning. I'll
ask him. He'll tell me.

Do you have any idea, Joanie?

I have no idea.

Me neither.

When I find out who it is, I'm going to
start erasing.

The names? Oh, no.

The person.

It's coming through.

Was that a good dream?

Yes, but later.

Listen, what are you doing here? Eugene,
I have something very important to tell

you. Now, listen to me.

Fonzie's coming over here tomorrow to
find out who told you that story about

Mickey. You did. Eugene, that's exactly
what I don't want you to tell him.

Now, listen to me, Eugene. You've got to
cover for me. Tell him anything else.

But he won't believe me. I know him. I
mean, the word death.

Death will come up a lot.

Eugene, darling, do it for your little
pookie bear, Jen -Jen.

If I'm supposed to risk my life for you,
it's going to be a price.

You've got to come to terms, baby.

That chance.

Want Fonzie to find out?

No. Okay, then you'll be my girlfriend
for one month.

You'll call me Love Buckets and kiss me
whenever I want.

Mundo Disgusto.

Well, what's your answer?

All right, you've got a deal. Eugene,
what are you going to tell Fonzie?

I'm just going to pin it on my brother,
Melvin. He's a real idiot.

Ask my mother.

I'm feeling very nauseous, Eugene. Good
night.

Oh, and until tomorrow, mon petit.

We have a date with destiny.

You missed me.

As I lay sleeping, oh, I dreamed I
had... Oh, come on, Bobby. That's

Jenny would never do that.

But it's all over town. She was seen
coming out of Eugene's window last

a passion flower?

Get much sleep last night?

I beg your pardon?

Oh, don't pay any attention to him,
Jenny.

It seems that there's some kind of dumb
rumor going around that you spent the

night with Eugene.

Oh, come on. I barely even speak to
Eugene.

Joanie, tell him this isn't true.

Jenny, they have a right to their own
opinions.

That's what democracy is all about,
right?

our big date tonight?

Why, you miserable... Anyone seen Fonz?

Seven o 'clock, okay?

Sorry, I didn't quite hear that.

I said I'm counting the minutes.

Oh, fuck it.

Your brother, where's your brother?

Oh, he's hiding. But I promised not to
tell where he is.

So I wrote it down.

his address.

Till tonight, sweetheart.

How about a big, wet kiss?

I did it! I did it!

I'm the one that started that rumor.

I'm so sorry it's not a guy.

I never hit a girl, you know.

Before this.

I'm sorry. Get sorry!

What, are you crazy?

You can't walk around with such a big
mouth. You understand what I'm saying?

What do you think, it was a very funny
little joke?

Petty jealousy nearly ruined a girl's
life.

How do you feel about that?

Yeah, but here's money, Fonz.

This has got the shop teacher's picture
on it.

I would get out of here if I...

the rest of your life.

Who says?

It's not that bad in here.

Besides, I've already started to
redecorate.

Jenny, why'd you spread that rumor about
Mickey?

Why do you hate her so much?

Because you like her so much. Well, of
course I like her.

I like you both.

Oh, come on, John.

Next to her, I feel like Raggedy Ann
next to Barbie.

I mean, she's pretty.

She's smart.

She doesn't live in a bathroom.

Judy.

Judy, you were my first real friend.

I acted this way because I was afraid of
losing you.

I'm sorry.

Listen, I'll admit.

I got a little excited to have a new
friend.

But, Jenny, she could never take your
place.

We're sisters.

You and I go way back.

We've got memories.

Gosh, we bought our first bras together.

Two years apart.

Well, I don't catch up.

Can't all three of us be friends?

Yeah.

But who's your best friend?

Jenny, you'll always be my best friend.

You know what, Joanie? What? I'm going
to kill this rumor business.

I'm going to admit to everyone that I
lied. I'm going to apologize to Fonzie

Mickey. I'm going to apologize to the
world.

You know, we really have had some good
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All the better to see you instead.

Next.

On the Brady Bunch, Peter Brady could be
the first cloned human. He finds his

exact double at his own school.

Why, if it weren't for his twin's
glasses, you'd never tell them apart.

Brady Bunch number 113 is up next on TV
Land.

Stay tuned.