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Sunday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days. The weekend comes, my cycle hums. Ready to

you.

These days are ours.

Happy, free.

Happy days.

These days are ours.

Share them with me.

Goodbye, gray sky, yellow, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

So right, you can't be wrong Rockin' and rollin' all week long Monday,

Monday, happy days Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days Thursday, Friday, happy days

Saturday, what a day Groovin' all week with you These days are ours

And here we are bringing Joanie home from the hospital.

Oh, Mom.

Oh, yeah.

We're supposed to be showing pictures of Roger's family.

Look, I read the faces, Daddy.

What are you so embarrassed about? You were a cute little baby. Thanks.

How long were you bald?

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh,

now, here's the picture that I was looking for. This was taken when we went

to New Jersey to visit my sister.

Well, that's my sister and her husband. There's Rogers. And Rogers' brother,

Leopold.

Leopold? He likes to be called Flip.

I don't blame him.

Oh, here we are at the beach. Remember that? Howard, you remember this picture

when you were at the beach in New Jersey? Remember that? How could I

Marion? That's when little Leopold tried to feed my big toe to a crab.

to play these cute little tricks on his Uncle Howard.

Cute little tricks do not require tetanus shots.

He always calls me Uncle. I hate that.

Oh, Dad, come on. Flip isn't that bad.

No, Howard, just because he got in with a bad crowd doesn't mean that he's a bad

boy. He was a victim of circumstances.

He stole a car, Mary.

They never proved that he was a thief.

He had an ironclad alibi. He sure did. He said he was taking a shower all

Oh, dear.

Now, what could be keeping them? Roger said he was going to pick him up at the

airport two hours ago.

Probably Leopold stole the plane.

Roger!

Where is Phil?

That's exactly what I'd like to know.

I went to the terminal and waited until everybody got off the plane. Two hours I

stood there.

Finally, I said to myself, Roger...

He's not coming off that plane.

Look, Uncle Howard, I've got to call home and make sure everything's all

Can I use the phone? Sure. Thanks.

Hi, Cous. Guess who?

How are you?

How are you?

We were so worried about you. I'm fine.

Here, flowers from the Garden State.

Hi, Leopold. Hi, Aunt.

Here, scotch.

How did you get scotch? From a fake ID.

What did I tell you, Matt?

This is my boyfriend, Chachi. Hey, how you doing?

Nice to meet you. Yeah, same here.

Hey, look, I'll throw up to it tomorrow. I'll take you around, introduce you to

all the guys, all right?

Sure, I'd like that. All right, I'll see you tomorrow, then. Oh, by the way, be

sure to wear your sneakers, all right? We're going to get a little game of b

-ball. And if you're anything like your brother, you're on my team. I'll see you

later, everybody. Owen Arnoldson. I hate basketball.

I hate it.

Well, what do you like?

What do you think?

Oh, yeah, I like that, too.

I was ready for you that time.

I'm ready for that.

Bye.

Oh, how's the clothing business?

Hardware. Same thing.

Well, he's not there. He's here.

Hey, big bro. Looking good as always.

Thanks. It's been a long time. Sure has.

Why weren't you on the plane?

Well, I was at the airport in New Jersey playing some cards. I was up 20 bucks,

Rog.

I looked up and I saw the airplane flying overhead.

I waved to the pilot, but he wouldn't stop.

So I took a later flight.

Never occurred to you to just pick a phone up and let somebody know?

No. Thanks a lot.

Well, now you're here and you're safe. Now that's the important thing. Well,

thanks, Aunt Mary. All right, look, it's getting late. What do you say we get

back to my place, get you settled in?

Probably want to decide tonight what you'll be wearing for school tomorrow,

No doubt.

Well, I'll see everybody later. I have a big decision to make between three

shirts. Another sleepless night.

All right, bye -bye, and thank you for the flowers.

And the scotch.

You know...

I just realized I don't even know Flip anymore.

For the past ten years, I've either been away playing basketball or at Yale.

Now the whole family is counting on me to straighten them out.

Hey, Flip, where are you going with my car?

Hey, everybody.

Yeah, I'm good to see you. Hey, all right, welcome.

How was school today, everybody?

Aldo Vecchio. We know it's a place. Aldo Vecchio. Flip Phillips. How you doing?

I know your brother, Roger. Yeah?

Nice place you got here. Thank you. No pool table, huh? No.

Got any beer?

No.

Why does anybody come here?

Why do people come here?

Here, everybody. Enjoy.

Enjoy. You're going to love it.

Now, listen. What do you think of Jefferson High? Do you like it?

It's all right. You know, school is school.

It's really weird, though. There's this girl who seems to be following me

around. I don't know.

Why, Flip.

It is Flip, isn't it?

Scoot down.

I'm Jenny Piccolo.

How'd you like to come over to my place tonight and have a small, sheep

-meaningless affair?

Flip, this is just your way of saying hi.

And wait till you see my way of saying glad to see you.

What do you say, Flipper?

Jen, you don't even know me.

What's to know? I love your brother, therefore I love you.

I'm not anything like my brother.

Uh, I'll be the judge of that.

Flip, what are you doing here?

Losing his heart to me.

You were supposed to meet with your guidance counselor today?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

No big deal. I'll see her tomorrow.

Listen, I made a promise you'd buckle down.

You'll see her now. Let's move it, pal.

Yes, sir, Coach Phillips, sir.

And then you say, sir.

Listen, I'm sorry I had to air out our dirty linen right here. See you later.

Man, what's with him? I don't know. Isn't it obvious?

He can't bear to see me with another man. Right.

Hey, thanks, ladies.

Hey, thanks, ladies.

My people.

My place.

Everybody happy?

Yeah. You look great. You look great. I like that. I like that.

I don't like that.

All right. What is it?

Love of money?

Oh, nothing like that, Paul. He's my little brother.

Hey, very nice kid. Met him down at school.

Why would your parents name him Leopold?

I don't know. Better him than me. I don't understand him. Sometimes he's

and fun to be around, and other times he's so irresponsible and undependable.

Like this morning. He left the house without making his bed.

And you didn't shoot him.

Fonz, it's more than that.

I made him an appointment with his guidance counselor. He didn't show up.

When I make an appointment, I bust my britches to make it. Oh, bust my

I love that.

It's more than that today.

I mean, the way I've got it figured out, our communication is being hampered by

the fact that my role as an authority figure precludes an open discussion of

deep -seated anxieties.

Now, maybe if a less authoritarian role model were to open a dialogue with him,

perhaps then we could resolve our difficulties.

What do you think, Fonz?

Math homework, huh?

You got it.

Why don't you factor out?

Why don't you?

Touchy, touchy.

I'll get that. Don't move.

Why don't you do that?

Buns! What a surprise.

Listen,

I have some papers to grade my bedroom, so why don't you two get better

acquainted, huh?

See you in a bit.

Well, what's going on?

Oh, not much.

I take it this was Mr. Clean's idea.

Yeah, your brother. I think he thought that maybe we could shoot the breeze.

He'd feel more comfortable talking to me.

What about?

Maybe he's coming down a little hard on you.

Well, I wouldn't say that.

I mean, he only chucks under my nails and behind my ears every day before I go

to school.

He's a hygiene teacher. It's in his blood.

Have you ever been here before, Fonz?

Actually, I've never been here before.

Come on, let me give you the grand tour. I would like that, yeah.

Clean, clean, clean.

Yes, yes, yes.

Trophies. Look, first place, first place, second place.

He was sick that week.

The kitchen.

This is very, very nice.

Nice? Yeah.

It's more than nice, Farns. It's perfect.

He divides his foods into four basic food groups.

All right, so he's into good eating. I understand that. I like my veggies,

right? Farns said.

spice rack. No, he doesn't. I mean... He's got a spice rack.

All right, so he's a little plus spot, you know?

I gotta tell you something.

I don't think that's really the problem here, do you?

No, it's not, Fonz. Let's get down to it, all right?

Look, I guess what's really bothering me is all the pep talks.

He's always told me to buckle down, buckle under, buckle up.

Just get off my back.

Just let me go to the Fast Domino concert on Saturday with all the other

We have to have a little talk with him, don't we? Please do. Oh, yeah.

I got you. Yes.

When you are finished with your hospital corners, could I see you for a minute?

Well, men.

How are we getting along?

Who moved this?

Well, what's up?

Well, we were just having a little chat here and... I have the feeling that

maybe we should let Flip go to that concert this Saturday.

Well... Yeah, okay, I guess so. Oh, great. Thanks, Rog.

Can I have the car?

I'm sorry. I promised Aunt Mary and I'd pick her up from her theater group on

Saturday night.

Pick her up?

No problem, Rog. I'll pick her up after the concert.

Okay, listen, Flip. Why don't you make yourself an extra set of keys?

That's okay, Rog. I don't need keys to start the car. What he means to say...

What he means to say, I'm sure, is that he would love the keys because we trust

him. Love the keys, Rog.

You won't regret this, Fonz.

Ha, ha, ha, cheers.

Ha, ha, ha, Mr.

Clavin. Ha, ha, ha, Mr.

Peterson. Ho,

ho, TV land. Ha, ha. Ho, ho.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha.

Ho, ho, he, he, he. Cheers. Ho, ho, right here. Ha, ha, on TV land.

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I had a great time.

Where have you been?

What is that on your shirt?

Spaghetti sauce.

Want some?

Spaghetti sauce?

What are you doing eating spaghetti sauce at a concert?

Oh, well, the concert was canceled, so we ended up at an Italian restaurant.

What about Aunt Marion?

Was she there?

You were supposed to pick her up after the concert.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, did you?

Oh, sure.

Yeah, I took her right home. Excellent.

You were very responsible tonight, and as a reward, I'm going to take your

miniature golfing tomorrow.

Miniature golf?

Wow.

Oh, God, please don't let me die tonight.

Mary, why didn't you knock?

I couldn't make a fist.

Your clothes are stiff. Now, don't talk. You'll shatter your jaw. Oh, I'm all

right, Tom. Really? Here, come stand by the fire till you thaw out.

didn't it?

Leopold didn't come and pick you up, right?

Oh, I stood outside the theater waiting for him. Everybody else left.

And then I decided to call here, you know, and see if you could come and pick

up. And then I remembered I left my wallet on the night table. Oh, you poor

darling. So you had to walk all the way home, huh? Well, not yet.

There were two young ladies standing in the doorway nearby, and they were just

nice enough to loan me a dime.

So I called here several times, but the line was always busy.

I'm sorry, honey. I was talking to Bigelow.

Did he tell you about his wife and the gardener?

Well,

anyway, I thought there was a chance that Flip might still show up, so I just

passed the time just chatting with Trixie and Sugar.

The two girls in the doorway?

You know them? No, no.

Oh, they were just so friendly. They talked to every guy that went by.

Yes, I'm sure they did, Marion. So after they left, then I started walking, so

here I am, and now I think I'll just get ready for bed. Oh, no. No, no. We're

going right over to Rogers.

Oh, no, Howard. I don't want to go anywhere. It's just colder than a well

digger's head out there.

Well, you'll just bundle up, Marion, because Leopold is not going to get away

with it. Oh, Howard.

I want him to see what he did to you. Oh.

that candy bar. I bought it.

If you crave something nutritious, I have cottage cheese in the refrigerator.

Who are you calling?

Aunt Marion.

Why?

Because I thought I'd ask them over for dinner tomorrow night.

I don't understand it. If you drove her home, why wouldn't they answer the

phone? They probably went to bed.

Flip, if they went to bed, why wouldn't they answer the phone?

Think about it.

You forgot?

Yeah, I figured Uncle Howard would pick Aunt Marion up. Uncle Howard is going to

pick you up. Oh, wait a minute. This is my responsibility. I will take care of

it. Now, look, Roger, this just wasn't one of those pranks he's always pulling

on people.

Like, you know, like the time you had us talk like this, remember?

Like yours should go unpunished. And I promise it won't. Good.

I wanted him to see what he did to his Aunt Marion.

She couldn't even make a fist when she got home.

Well, I can now, Howard.

Hit him.

Let's go, dear. Good night. Good night, all.

And you know, tonight was not a total failure. We got to know Flip better, and

then I got to meet Trixie and Sugar. Oh, Marion, I don't want to talk about them

anymore tonight. That's all right, because we have plenty to talk about

when they come for dinner.

something to eat.

You know, Flip... Oh, you're lucky.

Hello? Oh, hi, Chach.

No, no, he's all right. No, he's fine so far.

Yeah.

Oh. Well, thank you for calling.

Well!

Flipper, that was Chachi.

Says he was worried because he didn't show up at the concert tonight.

Says you missed a great one there, pal.

Well, Rog, I was sort of kidding around when I said the concert was canceled.

Well, the fact is I met some guys.

My kind of guys, you know? Yeah, I know.

Hoodlums. You know, I'm knocking myself out trying to help you change, and

you're not even trying. Big deal. Big deal?

What'd you come out here for? It wasn't my idea.

Well, it's not a prison.

You don't have to stay, pal.

Fine, I won't. I'll go back to New Jersey. Well, take your dirty feet with

Oh, man, I can't wait to get back. Good. I've had it. Well, I've had it with

you. I'll send you some furniture, Paul. Good.

out of shape because he couldn't turn me into a perfect person.

I still don't understand why you don't like basketball.

Well, that's it. Take his side.

Lighten up.

Flip, can I talk to you alone for a minute? Sure.

Excuse us.

Ginny, I was just showing him the way.

Flip, I'm really sorry that you're leaving.

Especially since you're leaving for such a lame reason.

What do you know about it? Well, I got the whole thing figured out.

Oh, really?

I haven't seen you since I broke your tiny tears doll and you got my life

figured out.

What a real whiz kid.

Let me take a shot at it anyway.

All right.

When you were a little kid, you always wanted to be like Roger.

Maybe.

Then you started to feel that you couldn't be as good as he was. So you

to be bad.

Am I warm?

Maybe.

You see, I understand about perfect older brothers because I have one of my

Richie? Yeah.

I did the same thing.

I broke curfew. I played hooky. I started to run around with the gang and

started smoking.

Really?

I was doing my best to become a real sleaze bucket. Did you? No.

I decided that it was really dumb to mess up my life just because I thought

people expected too much of me.

The person I can be.

Well, that's all I had to say.

Thanks, Judy.

See you later.

Okay, put your stuff in the car. We better get going.

Yeah, I guess we'd better.

Yeah, listen, Flip.

We don't know each other as well as brothers should.

I guess what happened was as much my fault as it was yours.

Sorry things didn't work out.

Well, I don't have to go back to New Jersey.

Does that mean you want to stay?

I don't know.

Do you want me to stay?

Well, I want you to stay if you want to stay. I want to stay if you want me to

stay.

I want you to stay.

Me too.

Hey, what are you leaving without saying goodbye?

No, I decided to stay after all.

Look, what made you change your mind? What difference does it make?

I was just curious, that's all. Do we have to fight about everything?

We don't fight about everything.

You're right. Come on, I'll drive you home. Why can't I drive? Because it's my

car. You drive too slow. Well, I like to keep all four wheels on the ground.

I knew it.

I've got AM.

What? Animal magnetism.

convince him to stay?

Yeah. Really?

How'd you do that?

Well, I told him that I understand him and I can relate to his problems.

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