All language subtitles for Happy Days s09e17 Hi Yo Fonzie Away

Sunday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday,
Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready
to race to you.

These days are ours.

Happy, free.

Happy days.

These days are ours.

Tell them with me.

Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you.

All right, you can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Sunday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

These days are ours.

These happy days are yours and mine.
Happy days.

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There you go, Pat.

Pal, these are waffles.

I know they're waffles. I'm not new at
this business, you know. I ordered a

cheeseburger. Oh, no.

I'm sorry, Ponce. I got a lot of things
on my mind. The mind?

Hey, that's my area, Al. Psychology.

Hey, listen, what's your problem, huh?

Oedipus complex?

Delusions of grandeur?

Sexual tension?

No, no, no. None of that stuff.

I'm just trying to find out what I
should get Fonzie for his birthday, you

What was that last thing you said?

No, never mind. Never mind.

I don't know what to get Fonzie, either.

I gotta think of a clever way to make
him tell me what he wants for his

birthday, you know?

You gonna eat those?

I don't think so. Oh, fine.

Now I gotta wait for someone else to
order.

Hi,

Popsie. Hi, Cynthia.

Have you seen Fonzie? Many times.

I meant today.

Oh, no, not today.

Well, if you see him, would you please
tell him that I've gotta give a flute

lesson, but I'll call him later? Sure.

Vance, Vance, listen, glad I caught you.
Yeah.

Cynthia told me to tell you that she has
to give a flute lesson and she'll call

you later.

Thanks, Vance. Anytime.

You know, if you put your head up to his
ear, you can hear the wind blow.

Want to sit down?

Sure. I got something for you.

What?

Two tickets for the concert tonight.
Beethoven is playing.

Oh, that's wonderful.

Yeah. Although I think you mean that
they're playing Beethoven.

Beethoven's dead.

Then she can't go to the concert.

Hey, I'm just kidding. I know that
Beethoven is dead. I read the papers.

Thank you. You know, I hear they're
doing a fantastic variation on the

Oh, yeah?

I got a variation for you.

You're pretty, Sponge.

All right.

You know, I was wondering, Mother's Day
is coming up, and I wanted to get a nice

present for my mother, and I'd like your
advice.

Oh, fire away.

Well, I got down to three choices right
now. Tell me what you think is the best,

okay? Yeah. All right. A pair of boots,
a crash helmet, or a year's subscription

to the Playboy magazine.

Are you talking your mother here?

Oh, of course.

Hey, Pop.

Yeah, Al.

Buddy boy. Well, anything you get for my
birthday, I'm going to love you.

He can see right through me.

I know what I'm going to get you. I know
what I'm going to get him. I got it.

You know what? It's true. My birthday's
coming up, and I would love to share it

with you.

I'd love that, too. That would be very
nice.

Now, the thing of it is, with all my
other girls, you're going to have to get

there very early, because I'd like you
to sit next to me.

You're inviting other girls to your
party?

Yeah, it's tradition. I do that every
year.

Oh, how lovely.

Just out of curiosity, exactly how many
girls, Vaughn?

Good question. Good question. Because
this year I want to make it very

I narrowed it right down to four.

Four, that's in this round number.

But listen, the girls that don't get
invited, they come to the gym, you know,

and I give them a little speech. They
carry me out on their shoulders, you

You don't have to come to that.

I think I'll pass on the party, Vaughn.

Look, I know that you see other girls.
Yeah. And I'm not thrilled about it, but

apparently that's something that you
find a need to do.

Maybe those 40 other girls don't mind
sitting around together at your party.

I do.

I have more respect for myself than
that.

Yeah, but Cynthia, you get your own hat
and horn.

I'm sorry, Fawn.

When you're mature enough to make a
commitment to just one woman, let me

Give me a call.

I would really be interested.

When I am mature enough.

Hey, do you know how mature I am?

I have been shaking since I was 12.

I just saw Cynthia. Yeah, Cynthia.

I just invited her to my bidet bash,
right? Yeah. I said she could sit right

next to me and a cake. Yeah. She said,
oh, I would love to.

And I told her about my other girls and
everything. She went weirdo, you know,

on me. And she said, when you're mature
enough, give me a call.

You believe that?

Yeah.

I don't believe you. You meant no, but
it came out yeah, right? No, Fonz, I

meant yes. It does happen. You know,
people do pair off.

Besides, you can't blame a woman for
wanting to be your one true love.

I mean, to put it that way about my one
girl and my birthday.

All right, let's look at it this way
then, huh? All right. All right, say

you like cornflakes. No, I don't like
cornflakes. Just say that you do.

Right. Now, you're not going to have
cornflakes every day. You're going to go

out and get your variety pack.

You're going to have your sugar pops,
your raisin bran. You're going to have

your fruit loops.

Fonz.

Fonz, women are not cereal. I know that,
Roger. I know that. I was only making

an analogy.

An analogy?

Yeah, a metaphor.

A metaphor? Yeah.

Where did you learn that word? From
Cynthia. Very smart. Very smart. You

I'm taking her to a concert tonight.
She's going to see Beethoven. He's dead,

you know.

That, too. Yeah, but it doesn't much
matter anymore.

How about mudflaps?

Or a grease gun?

Oh, he's got one of those.

Think big.

We've got to top the motorcycle that we
got him last year. Right.

We got to think of something that he
wouldn't buy for himself.

A brassiere.

Does she have to be here?

use them.

I can't wait. I'm going to go upstairs
and try on these new clothes.

I don't think they're going to fit you.

What's that?

Oh, I got the cutest plant for the
bedroom. He's bringing it in.

I'll go with your mother to buy a cute
plant and I come home with Sherwood

Forest. No, not here, Howard. Take it
upstairs.

Why don't we just water it and let it
grow upstairs?

I'll take it up in a few minutes.

Well, gang, what are you up to?

Well, trying to figure out what to get
Fonzie for his birthday, Mr. C. Yeah.

Have you guys gotten anything for him?

No, I haven't. Marion, have we gotten
anything for Fonzie's birthday? Oh,

I forgot.

We could give him a nice plant.

Hey!

What do you know? The county fair just
opened this Sunday, Marion. We gotta go

again this year.

Oh, I don't know, Howard. Every time you
go, you act just like a little kid.

I never act like a kid.

Oh!

Ranger's going to be there.

What?

At his house.

That's it.

What? That's the present, the Lone
Ranger.

Oh, come on, that's what Fonzie's idol
since he was a little kid.

Oh, man, if we can get the Lone Ranger
to show up at Fonzie's party, that'd be

something he'd never forget.

Chachi, that's perfect. Okay, now all we
have to do is go down to the fair and

talk to the Lone Ranger.

Look, we can all go. We can just make a
whole day of it. Yeah, great, but

listen, not one word to Fonzie, okay?
Right. I want this to be a surprise.

Oh, look, the evening paper.

Pressure, no pressure, but three more
shopping days till my birthday.

We know something you don't know.

What?

We're giving you the best birthday
present you'll ever get. Let that girl

Get that girl up here. I'm going to tell
you what it is, you guys. It's really

great. It's better than the motorcycle.

It's better than my motorcycle. Come on,
Tom.

Call me when they let you go. Call me.
Call me.

It's better than my motorcycle.

Happy birthday to me.

And I got a door to you.

What about, Franz?

Well, about sowing my wild oats. Oh, my.
Well, have a nice time.

Sowing your wild oats?

Mr. C, now, look.

You know me a long time, right? Mm -hmm.

Now, maybe you haven't noticed, but I
date, like, quite a few ladies, you

Oh, you're the guy.

So, I was thinking that, uh, I had a lot
of fun.

And maybe it's time that I just, uh...

Starts with... Settle down.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, I must say, this is a side of you
I've never seen before.

It shocks me, too.

Never thought I'd live to see this day.

Have you picked out some girl?

Could be.

Let me ask you a question.

When was the first time? I mean, how old
were you when you started to go steady

with Mrs. C? Gave her your ring.

I couldn't afford a ring. We just shook
hands.

in high school and got married when I
was 21.

21?

Man to man, buddy to buddy, person to
person, huh?

Any time that you feel that maybe like
you didn't do the right thing?

Howard, get up here!

The baby just went nice, nice, and it's
your turn to change him!

Yes, plenty of time.

Well, we, uh, just talked to Long
Range's manager.

Want to know what he said?

Yes. The only way we'll get to see him
is at a distance with the rest of the

fairgoers. Can you believe that?

You know, he talked to us just like
we're nobodies.

We are.

Oh, yeah.

Well, maybe we can catch him after the
performance.

No, no, we thought of that, too. But his
book's off for two days, and then he

leaves for California.

So much for Fonzie meeting his idol.

Is Jane Russell in town? He likes her,
too.

Right up here, buckaroos. Only cost a
quarter. Now, any of you who can stay on

Old Diablo for the full ride can win
yourself a free dinner with the Lone

Ranger. Yep, that's right. The genuine
masked man himself.

Now, who'll step up here and give it a
whirl?

Did you hear that?

He's offering a chance to have dinner
with the Lone Ranger.

And all you gotta do is ride that
mechanical bull.

Huh? I can do that.

Yeah, but, Chuck, you're a city boy.

I know that, but the bull doesn't.

Hey, folks, we got us a rider here.

What's your name, son? Chachi.

You're a kid.

Well, what's your name?

Elmo. Oh, that's a good name.

I sure hope he makes it. Let's help
Chachi out here.

Chachi.

Well, not well enough. Well, you did
your best.

No, he didn't quite do his best.

I think I'll try it. I'm going to ride
Diablo.

Oh, Howard, Pat.

Oh, you're still beautiful to say the
least.

If shots you can ride it, so can I,
homie. Dad, you can hurt yourself, and

there's a lot more of you to hurt. No
offense.

For Fonzie, it's worth it.

You know, I really don't think it's such
a good idea.

Howard, now stop this foolishness right
now. Marion, I have made up my mind.

Next. Here you are. I'm next.

Good luck.

Thanks, purple dad.

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wasn't meant to be.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

What? Let me try it.

He's checked out, huh?

Oh. Okay, thank you.

Well, Lone Ranger is on his way to the
airport. He's flying to California

tonight. I don't know what else to do.

Well... I guess the only thing to do now
is just tell Fozzie that we did the

best we could, but there'll be no
special present.

Oh, no.

The birthday boy is here.

How are you? Who wants to be the first
to kiss the birthday boy?

Tosca, I'll talk to you about something.
Me first.

I just want to tell you, this is going
to be one of the most important and

biggest nights of my life.

Let's wait tonight.

I'm not going to have a birthday bash. I
repeat.

No birthday bash. Why?

Because I am going to spend my birthday
with Cynthia, and Cynthia will lose.

Well,

Cynthia's a very lucky girl. Yes, she
is, and so am I, you know, because this

might be the beginning of something that
is the beginning of something, you

know. Franz, it's about your birthday
present. No, no, no, no. It's all right.

Special night, special girl, special
present, huh?

Whoa.

Okay, wait.

You know what?

I mean, here's a thought.

There might be a Mrs.

Fonzarelli and a lot of little
Fonzarellis, but don't you worry, Mr. C.

If I got eight, ten, fifteen kids, we're
all gonna live above the garage,

because I like that place.

Did you hear what he said? Special
present, special girl?

Oh, I hope he won't be too disappointed.
Me too.

Well, there still might be a way.
Howard, where are you going?

I am going to the airport and head off
the Lone Ranger at the pass.

Oh, Howard, if two ladies are already on
the plane, they'll never get there in

time. Maybe, Marion, but Fonzie would do
the same thing in this situation that

I'm going to do now. He's been too good
a friend to us, and I am not going to

let him down.

Oh, tough little guy.

and let your birthday go by without
getting you something special.

So, we all got you this.

Yeah. I'm all a tingle.

All right. I don't know what it is.

Oh, what could it be, huh?

Oh, this is great.

I don't know.

Here it goes.

This is going to be something.

I know it. I know it. This is going to
be something. All right.

It's a pair of pants.

Hand -stitched. Hand -stitched.

Pair of pants. Well, we thought they'd
go with your leather jacket and your

sports coat. They do. They do. This is a
very lovely pair of pants.

That's not all, Ponce. I know it. That's
not all. Close your eyes.

Huh? Close your eyes. All right. You
ready? Yeah. You're going to love this.

There it is.

Oh, there it is.

All right.

All right.

Here we go.

This is great.

It's a belt.

Buckle has your initial on it. Yes, it
does.

Yes, it does. They spelled it correctly.

A belt.

And a pair of pants. You like them?

Great. I love them. Thank you.

Thank you very much, really.

Happy birthday.

Well, we'll get out of your way now,
Fonz. Yeah.

Happy birthday, Fonz.

Bye -bye. Bye -bye. Bye -bye.

Sorry, Fonz, but this wasn't exactly
what we had planned, but happy birthday,

anyone. Sure. I love my belt. I love my
pants.

Play on some.

It's a very nice belt.

Sure. Last year, they gave me a
motorcycle.

You may not know it, Vaughn, but you've
given me a very special gift tonight.

What did I give you?

You broke a tradition.

You spent a very important day of your
life with me.

And only me.

Thank you.

You feel that way?

Thank you. Thank you.

Hold that pose.

I'm trying to create like a romantic...
Oh, that helps. That helps.

Guys,

I love my cancer belt. You know, I mean,
I don't...

you've been wanting to meet me for a
number of years.

I'd like to say it gives me great
pleasure to meet a man who has patterned

life after mine.

Well, with all these loyal friends, you
must be a good -hearted man.

I'd like to leave you with something
that can stand as a symbol to our

and our friendship.

Where's that masked man?

Gosh, I'm afraid he's left.

But I didn't get a chance to thank him.

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Away!

Hey, you!

Hey, you!

Hey, you!

Last year.

Gloria would say something like, Daddy!

And then Edith would chime in, Oh, I
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