All language subtitles for Happy Days s09e16 A Touth Of Classical

Sunday, Monday, happy day. Tuesday,
Wednesday, happy day.

Thursday, Friday, happy day.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready
to race to you.

These days are ours,

I've been free.

These days are ours, share them with me.

Goodbye gray sky, hello blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you.

You're so right, you can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Monday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

These days are ours.

Happy days are yours and mine.

Happy days.

Everybody in an ocean across the USA.

Then everybody be surfing like
California.

How you doing? Hey, you see a little old
lady waiting in

here for me?

Oh, Fonz, come on. Lay off the little
old lady. Just leave something for me.

no, no. I got stuck on the concert
committee. You know, the annual concert

Jefferson High School.

There was a new lady in Arnold's. Why
wasn't I told?

No, no, no. It's over here.

It's over here.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

You look very, very lovely.

Our relationship will start in just a
minute, all right?

I'm waiting for some old lady from a
music department, you know.

Oh, are you sure she's an old lady?

Hey, she's the head of the music
department at Jefferson High, right? She

probably wraps little kids on her
knuckles with a ruler or something, you

She's got a bun right there with pencils
sticking out of it.

Oh, there's Sanigan, Fanigan, something
like that. Brannigan.

What? Brannigan. Yeah, yeah, right
there, Brannigan. How'd you know?

An old lady, you're in great shape, you
know.

An apple for the teacher.

Thank you.

not to hit your knuckles with a ruler.

Oh, no, no. I was just kidding. Let's
talk concerts, all right?

Now, listen.

The school gave me some money.

A lot of money. I think a thousand big
ones. Now, who are we going to get?

I know a fantastic group, and they're
going to be in town, so I'll be glad to

take care of them.

You're not pulling my leg? No.

It's all yours.

You're in charge.

Well, don't you want to know anything
about them first?

Miss Music Teacher, you pick them. I
will like them.

Okay.

Thanks. Oh, yeah.

Uh, you know what? I want to tell you
something. I am very busy, but I ain't

dead, you know? You want to squeeze out
some thinner.

Well, later, music teacher D, call me.

I'm in the book. Yeah, I like that book.

Now, Howard, we are going to be in such
great shape after this exercise program,

you are going to feel better than you
ever felt before.

I don't know how I ever let you talk me
into this. I remember.

Oh, yeah.

Hi. Time for exercising with Coach
Danny.

Let's start with some deep knee bends.

Ready? Go.

One, two.

One, two.

One, two. One, two.

One, two. Mom, Dad's cheating. Thanks a
lot.

Oh,

okay. Thanks, Johnny.

Johnny, where are you going? Out. When
will you be back? Later. Have fun.

Thanks. I think it's important to set
standards.

This is where we have breakfast, you
know.

And we have dinner over here.

And these are practically my parents.

And I would like you, Mr. and Mrs. C, to
meet Cynthia Brannigan.

How do you do?

Nice to meet you.

Yeah, we're working on the concert
project together. And, of course, we've

some other projects of our own.

Well, did you two come up with a group
for the concert? Oh, my God.

Hey, hey, hey. I want it to be a
surprise, all right? You want it? She

right down here in your high five.

I'll be my guest.

Hey, may I?

Help yourself.

You're going to love this. I'm looking
forward to it.

Spin that golden platter.

My little angel eyes, I think you got
totally confused there. I want to hear

music. We're going to hear the concert
first. Then you can play this stuff.

Oh, this is the group, Fonz. It's the
Boston Conservatory Orchestra.

No, the chair did that.

Pons, is anything wrong?

Is anything wrong?

Is anything wrong?

I got 3 ,000 kids waiting for someone
like Chuck Berry. You're bringing music

with no words.

I'm sorry, but nobody told me that it
had to be rock and roll.

Maybe the kids will like it. Oh, yeah,
maybe they will. Maybe one day I'm going

to wear white socks.

Would you like some pie with ice cream?
No. Well, I'll get you some.

I can't believe you're acting like this.
These kids want a boogie -woogie, you

know. It's Tchaikovsky.

Are you telling me it's not even
American?

Fonzie, I think you're taking this whole
thing too... No, I'm not!

I'll have some of that pie, Mary.

Fonzie, I'll have you know that
classical music is wonderful.

Well, have you ever even listened to
any? You bet I have. I was stuck in an

elevator one day.

Once. Oh, you really gave it a chance,
didn't you?

Let me tell you something.

I am the one that's got to make the
announcement, you understand?

Those kids don't want to sit around and
listen to dead people play music.

How can I be so excited and then down a
dump so fast? My decision is final. That

group does not play at my concerts. I
cannot believe how close -minded you

Believe it. A lot of emotion and hard
work went into the composing of pieces

like this. And Tchaikovsky, he
sacrificed his personal life, his

even his own sanity.

Big deal.

I am not going to waste my breath.

All right, till you've cooled off, and
then we can discuss this more

intelligently.

We've been heard of this guy.

Look at the way he dresses.

Tchaikovsky, when he was six years old,
he was already taking formal piano

lessons. Big deal, when I was four years
old, I was fixing carburetors.

He always strove for perfection. Did he
always strove?

He was the most renowned composer of his
era.

And women found him irresistible.

Irresistible.

Perfection in women.

My kind of guy.

How could a fool guy like this make such
lousy music?

Mr. Tchaikovsky.

Mr.

Tchaikovsky. Your tea is served.

Good morning, sir. Good? What's so good
about it?

I have to come up with a new concerto
for the Tsarina.

Nothing will come.

I don't know what it is, Ivan.

I just can't play anything well anymore.

What can I get you for dinner, sir?

A new concerto? Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

know what I'm going to do.

I have to think of something for the
ballet on Tuesday.

I have to think of something for the
ambassador's lunch on Wednesday and

bar mitzvah on Saturday.

No thoughts.

Move, baby.

Who does your hair?

Give me some inspiration.

Again.

I try but can't create.

Oh, you know how I love and respect your
work.

You should do the same, Ivan.

He's such an idiot, but he works cheap.

Peter, play the song that you wrote for
me.

You know that it puts me in a certain
mood.

Maybe you've been working too hard.

Why don't you just whip up any little
thing?

I'm sure everyone will love it. No.

No, I must do it my way.

It's my way or no way at all.

Please.

Out! Out! I have no inspiration!

I will not leave the piano.

I will die at the piano.

Until I have created greatness, I will
strive for perfection.

Votion. Arthur, are you all right?

Mr. and Mrs. C, I'm not going to let
Tchaikovsky down.

Good boy, fine.

Let me ask you a question.

Is classical music so important, so
vital?

It certainly is.

I've got a tough day ahead of me.

First, I've got to make up with Cynthia.

Then I've got to convince the entire
student body of Jefferson High that they

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All right, look, here, call me a friend,
will you?

Take this job, all right?

Are you sure that they're going to like
this? Of course, let's say here they'll

love it.

All right, wish me luck.

All right, listen up.

I got an announcement to make, that's
right.

I found a group for the annual concert.

This happens to be classy classy.

This is Tchaikovsky, huh? What's the
name of that tune?

Dance at the Sugar Pump Theory.

That's great. Throw a sinking man a
rock. That was good. That was good. Hey,

this is the tune that you're going to
hear. That's right. This is the group

you're going to hear at the concert.

Fonz, don't we have any say in this?
Yeah.

Can we take a vote? Of course you have a
say. Of course we can take a vote.

Okay. All right, everybody.

Now, who wants rock and roll, huh?

We're not going to vote now.

Why not?

Because it's not fair.

That's why.

We'll meet here. Vote one week from
tonight.

For one week, you're not going to listen
to rock and roll. You're going to

listen to this great classical stuff.

Dismissed. I told you they were going to
hate it. I told you they were going to

hate it. They're going to hate it.
They're going to let me out of here.

music for one more week, I will lose my
cookies.

Come on, it's the last day. It'll be
over soon.

You know, it's a real pleasure to be in
here when such beautiful music is being

played.

Did you know it's a medical fact that
this type of music aids in the digestive

process?

This type of music puts me in a very
romantic mood.

Is that right?

Ginny? Yes?

Not that romantic.

happy about?

Me? Nothing. I'm just a happy kind of
guy.

They kick you out of your seat again.

Hey, what's up, Fonz?

I thought we said no rock and roll until
voting time.

That's right, Fonz.

I was listening to the news. and I
interrupted with a music bulletin.

It's the last day.

I know.

I know.

Your week is up.

All right, now.

For the past week, you have been
listening to a different kind of music.

that.

And now... in the spirit of true
competition, we will have a vote, all

I certainly would like to see a great
show of hands for those people who have

the good taste of voting for classical
music. Sit down.

And those people who vote for rock and
roll.

I got the message.

All right, looks like it was close, but
I guess rock and roll won.

Everybody makes a mistake once in a
while.

Yeah, you did just now.

We tried, Fonz. We tried.

I feel like a fool.

Oh, you didn't look like a fool. Oh,
come on. I was pushing something. They

shoved it right back in my face.

No, you were just trying to give them a
chance to experience something new. I'd

rather not talk about classical music
anymore, all right? Please.

Are we still going to go together to
that piano recital? Of course we are,

right? Later? Later?

Okay, I'll talk to you later. Thank you.

you

I've made some of this music beats like
bebop lula, you know.

You know something?

It wasn't too bad. What do you think?
Yeah, it's pretty good.

Come on, let's go. No, I'm going to get
my shoes on.

Hold it.

No, no, you people can go. It's all
right. I just want to talk to those

first.

Hey.

Hi, Fonz. Hi, Fonz. Hi, Cynthia. Hi,
Cynthia.

Do my eyes deceive me? Oh, we've seen
these music connoisseurs somewhere

What are you two doing here?

Uh, well, we were just walking by this
place and decided to duck in out of the

rain. It's not raining.

Well, I wait till the last minute.

Why not tell me the truth?

All right, I'll be honest with you.

You know, when we first heard this kind
of music, Fonz, we obviously didn't like

it too much. Yeah.

But after hearing it for a week, it kind
of grew on us.

Do you know that even today, classical
music helps broaden the aspects of

education, helps conquer the limitations
of the language barrier, and serves as

a common bond between, like, friendship
and artistry in very civilized lands?

Oh, yeah.

It's beautiful.

That says it all.

Hey, I do my reading. I read the back of
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One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two,
one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two.

Marion, the record must be skipping.
I've done this 58 times.

One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two,
one, two, one, two, one, two, one,

two. But, Howard, don't you feel great?

Don't you just tingle all over? I'm just
bursting with energy. Don't you feel

it?

I feel it, Marion.

Yeah. You know, we should do this every
day because, as the coach Danny says,

fit people are fun people.

Now, tomorrow, look, there's 100 leg
lifts, 100 trunk twists, 100 toe

But I think there's something we should
do first.

You're right, Marion.

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