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Sunday, Monday, happy day. Tuesday, Wednesday, happy day.

Thursday, Friday, happy day.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready to race to you.

These days are ours,

I've been free.

These days are ours, share them with me.

Goodbye gray sky, hello blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

You're so right, you can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Monday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

These days are ours.

Happy days are yours and mine.

Happy days.

Everybody in an ocean across the USA.

Then everybody be surfing like California.

How you doing? Hey, you see a little old lady waiting in

here for me?

Oh, Fonz, come on. Lay off the little old lady. Just leave something for me.

no, no. I got stuck on the concert committee. You know, the annual concert

Jefferson High School.

There was a new lady in Arnold's. Why wasn't I told?

No, no, no. It's over here.

It's over here.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

You look very, very lovely.

Our relationship will start in just a minute, all right?

I'm waiting for some old lady from a music department, you know.

Oh, are you sure she's an old lady?

Hey, she's the head of the music department at Jefferson High, right? She

probably wraps little kids on her knuckles with a ruler or something, you

She's got a bun right there with pencils sticking out of it.

Oh, there's Sanigan, Fanigan, something like that. Brannigan.

What? Brannigan. Yeah, yeah, right there, Brannigan. How'd you know?

An old lady, you're in great shape, you know.

An apple for the teacher.

Thank you.

not to hit your knuckles with a ruler.

Oh, no, no. I was just kidding. Let's talk concerts, all right?

Now, listen.

The school gave me some money.

A lot of money. I think a thousand big ones. Now, who are we going to get?

I know a fantastic group, and they're going to be in town, so I'll be glad to

take care of them.

You're not pulling my leg? No.

It's all yours.

You're in charge.

Well, don't you want to know anything about them first?

Miss Music Teacher, you pick them. I will like them.

Okay.

Thanks. Oh, yeah.

Uh, you know what? I want to tell you something. I am very busy, but I ain't

dead, you know? You want to squeeze out some thinner.

Well, later, music teacher D, call me.

I'm in the book. Yeah, I like that book.

Now, Howard, we are going to be in such great shape after this exercise program,

you are going to feel better than you ever felt before.

I don't know how I ever let you talk me into this. I remember.

Oh, yeah.

Hi. Time for exercising with Coach Danny.

Let's start with some deep knee bends.

Ready? Go.

One, two.

One, two.

One, two. One, two.

One, two. Mom, Dad's cheating. Thanks a lot.

Oh,

okay. Thanks, Johnny.

Johnny, where are you going? Out. When will you be back? Later. Have fun.

Thanks. I think it's important to set standards.

This is where we have breakfast, you know.

And we have dinner over here.

And these are practically my parents.

And I would like you, Mr. and Mrs. C, to meet Cynthia Brannigan.

How do you do?

Nice to meet you.

Yeah, we're working on the concert project together. And, of course, we've

some other projects of our own.

Well, did you two come up with a group for the concert? Oh, my God.

Hey, hey, hey. I want it to be a surprise, all right? You want it? She

right down here in your high five.

I'll be my guest.

Hey, may I?

Help yourself.

You're going to love this. I'm looking forward to it.

Spin that golden platter.

My little angel eyes, I think you got totally confused there. I want to hear

music. We're going to hear the concert first. Then you can play this stuff.

Oh, this is the group, Fonz. It's the Boston Conservatory Orchestra.

No, the chair did that.

Pons, is anything wrong?

Is anything wrong?

Is anything wrong?

I got 3 ,000 kids waiting for someone like Chuck Berry. You're bringing music

with no words.

I'm sorry, but nobody told me that it had to be rock and roll.

Maybe the kids will like it. Oh, yeah, maybe they will. Maybe one day I'm going

to wear white socks.

Would you like some pie with ice cream? No. Well, I'll get you some.

I can't believe you're acting like this. These kids want a boogie -woogie, you

know. It's Tchaikovsky.

Are you telling me it's not even American?

Fonzie, I think you're taking this whole thing too... No, I'm not!

I'll have some of that pie, Mary.

Fonzie, I'll have you know that classical music is wonderful.

Well, have you ever even listened to any? You bet I have. I was stuck in an

elevator one day.

Once. Oh, you really gave it a chance, didn't you?

Let me tell you something.

I am the one that's got to make the announcement, you understand?

Those kids don't want to sit around and listen to dead people play music.

How can I be so excited and then down a dump so fast? My decision is final. That

group does not play at my concerts. I cannot believe how close -minded you

Believe it. A lot of emotion and hard work went into the composing of pieces

like this. And Tchaikovsky, he sacrificed his personal life, his

even his own sanity.

Big deal.

I am not going to waste my breath.

All right, till you've cooled off, and then we can discuss this more

intelligently.

We've been heard of this guy.

Look at the way he dresses.

Tchaikovsky, when he was six years old, he was already taking formal piano

lessons. Big deal, when I was four years old, I was fixing carburetors.

He always strove for perfection. Did he always strove?

He was the most renowned composer of his era.

And women found him irresistible.

Irresistible.

Perfection in women.

My kind of guy.

How could a fool guy like this make such lousy music?

Mr. Tchaikovsky.

Mr.

Tchaikovsky. Your tea is served.

Good morning, sir. Good? What's so good about it?

I have to come up with a new concerto for the Tsarina.

Nothing will come.

I don't know what it is, Ivan.

I just can't play anything well anymore.

What can I get you for dinner, sir?

A new concerto? Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

know what I'm going to do.

I have to think of something for the ballet on Tuesday.

I have to think of something for the ambassador's lunch on Wednesday and

bar mitzvah on Saturday.

No thoughts.

Move, baby.

Who does your hair?

Give me some inspiration.

Again.

I try but can't create.

Oh, you know how I love and respect your work.

You should do the same, Ivan.

He's such an idiot, but he works cheap.

Peter, play the song that you wrote for me.

You know that it puts me in a certain mood.

Maybe you've been working too hard.

Why don't you just whip up any little thing?

I'm sure everyone will love it. No.

No, I must do it my way.

It's my way or no way at all.

Please.

Out! Out! I have no inspiration!

I will not leave the piano.

I will die at the piano.

Until I have created greatness, I will strive for perfection.

Votion. Arthur, are you all right?

Mr. and Mrs. C, I'm not going to let Tchaikovsky down.

Good boy, fine.

Let me ask you a question.

Is classical music so important, so vital?

It certainly is.

I've got a tough day ahead of me.

First, I've got to make up with Cynthia.

Then I've got to convince the entire student body of Jefferson High that they

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All right, look, here, call me a friend, will you?

Take this job, all right?

Are you sure that they're going to like this? Of course, let's say here they'll

love it.

All right, wish me luck.

All right, listen up.

I got an announcement to make, that's right.

I found a group for the annual concert.

This happens to be classy classy.

This is Tchaikovsky, huh? What's the name of that tune?

Dance at the Sugar Pump Theory.

That's great. Throw a sinking man a rock. That was good. That was good. Hey,

this is the tune that you're going to hear. That's right. This is the group

you're going to hear at the concert.

Fonz, don't we have any say in this? Yeah.

Can we take a vote? Of course you have a say. Of course we can take a vote.

Okay. All right, everybody.

Now, who wants rock and roll, huh?

We're not going to vote now.

Why not?

Because it's not fair.

That's why.

We'll meet here. Vote one week from tonight.

For one week, you're not going to listen to rock and roll. You're going to

listen to this great classical stuff.

Dismissed. I told you they were going to hate it. I told you they were going to

hate it. They're going to hate it. They're going to let me out of here.

music for one more week, I will lose my cookies.

Come on, it's the last day. It'll be over soon.

You know, it's a real pleasure to be in here when such beautiful music is being

played.

Did you know it's a medical fact that this type of music aids in the digestive

process?

This type of music puts me in a very romantic mood.

Is that right?

Ginny? Yes?

Not that romantic.

happy about?

Me? Nothing. I'm just a happy kind of guy.

They kick you out of your seat again.

Hey, what's up, Fonz?

I thought we said no rock and roll until voting time.

That's right, Fonz.

I was listening to the news. and I interrupted with a music bulletin.

It's the last day.

I know.

I know.

Your week is up.

All right, now.

For the past week, you have been listening to a different kind of music.

that.

And now... in the spirit of true competition, we will have a vote, all

I certainly would like to see a great show of hands for those people who have

the good taste of voting for classical music. Sit down.

And those people who vote for rock and roll.

I got the message.

All right, looks like it was close, but I guess rock and roll won.

Everybody makes a mistake once in a while.

Yeah, you did just now.

We tried, Fonz. We tried.

I feel like a fool.

Oh, you didn't look like a fool. Oh, come on. I was pushing something. They

shoved it right back in my face.

No, you were just trying to give them a chance to experience something new. I'd

rather not talk about classical music anymore, all right? Please.

Are we still going to go together to that piano recital? Of course we are,

right? Later? Later?

Okay, I'll talk to you later. Thank you.

you

I've made some of this music beats like bebop lula, you know.

You know something?

It wasn't too bad. What do you think? Yeah, it's pretty good.

Come on, let's go. No, I'm going to get my shoes on.

Hold it.

No, no, you people can go. It's all right. I just want to talk to those

first.

Hey.

Hi, Fonz. Hi, Fonz. Hi, Cynthia. Hi, Cynthia.

Do my eyes deceive me? Oh, we've seen these music connoisseurs somewhere

What are you two doing here?

Uh, well, we were just walking by this place and decided to duck in out of the

rain. It's not raining.

Well, I wait till the last minute.

Why not tell me the truth?

All right, I'll be honest with you.

You know, when we first heard this kind of music, Fonz, we obviously didn't like

it too much. Yeah.

But after hearing it for a week, it kind of grew on us.

Do you know that even today, classical music helps broaden the aspects of

education, helps conquer the limitations of the language barrier, and serves as

a common bond between, like, friendship and artistry in very civilized lands?

Oh, yeah.

It's beautiful.

That says it all.

Hey, I do my reading. I read the back of album covers.

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Marion, the record must be skipping. I've done this 58 times.

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Don't you just tingle all over? I'm just bursting with energy. Don't you feel

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I feel it, Marion.

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