All language subtitles for Happy Days s09e06 The Other Guy

Sunday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready
to race to you.

These days are ours.

Happy, free.

Happy days.

These days are ours.

Share them with me.

Goodbye, great sky, yellow, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you. It's all right.

You can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Monday,

Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days. Saturday,
what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

I'm sure I just said, hey, Rog, I felt
the words chip off my tongue, you know?

Sorry, Fonz, I'm really into this book.

Oh, yeah? What are you reading here?

Female psychology.

I read it.

Junk.

Got girl problems, huh? Yeah. Well,
Fonz, you know how it is when you like a

girl more than she likes you.

No.

Let me tell you something. I've got some
wonderful, you know, middle class

charm. You just go right over there, you
say, I like you so much.

Fonz, I can't.

You got a... You got to grab that bull
by the antlers.

I like two Fonz, but I don't want to be
too presumptuous.

What? Presumptuous.

Oh, yeah.

Well,

let me ask you a question. When you were
up there at Yale, you know, playing

basketball, would you do ask permission
to take a shot? No. So what pumped you

up? What made you a crazy man?

Well, Fonz at Yale used to have this
great cheer. It went like this, right?

dying to hear it.

Bulldog, bulldog, bow, wow, wow.

Here I am.

Sun, sun, be like, go through the line.
This is the time we have.

and I'm going to be a crazy man.

Bulldog, bulldog. Who's going to name a
bulldog Eli?

I thought I'd be spontaneous.

You spontaneous?

Yeah. If it works out, I might be
spontaneous on a regular basis.

Well, this is my dad.

How do you do?

Call me Hank. Right, Hank.

And this is Guts.

Don't mind him. He's only vicious.

And big. And so are his teeth.

And listen, this dog loves me. Let me
show you. Would you make a fist?

Now, pretend to hit me.

Oh, don't worry. You won't hurt me. You
won't even get near me.

Guts will tear your arm out of the
socket before you even stand.

See what I mean?

Oh, is that a face?

Come on, Guts. Let's go get you some
raw...

Guts is like the sun he never had.

Oh, Mona, you look really pretty
tonight. And I really like that scarf.

you. Listen, uh, I'm thinking maybe we
could go over to my place tonight. It's

quiet. We could talk without losing a
limb.

Roger, I'm sorry.

I have a date tonight.

Yeah, you have a date?

Tonight? On a school night?

Yeah, I'm just waiting for him to call
me so I'll know where to meet him.

He's not picking you up?

No, he never does.

I don't believe this, Mona. I was
worried about not calling you.

Roger, I'm really sorry about this.

Couldn't we make it another night?

Please. I promise to muzzle Gus.

really bad about this, but I've got to
run. I hope you understand.

Oh, sure, I understand.

Johnny? Right.

Oh, Johnny!

All right, look at this.

Tonight, after Gidget grows up, she goes
Hawaiian.

Boy, she can do it all, can't she?

What's bugging you?

Nothing.

It's just, I don't like to plan my
social calendar by the TV guide.

Remember when we were first going out?

Every night we'd go to the movies or out
to dinner.

Used to carve our initials in jello.

Joni, nobody can keep up that pace.

Movies, gifts, restaurants.

And have you seen the price of jello
lately?

You know, let me tell you something.

The nice part about finding the right
person is that you can just relax and

enjoy each other's company.

Wanna bet?

Johnny and Chachi, would you mind
bringing in the rest of the groceries

car? Come on. We're on our way, Mrs. C.

Hey, you see that? We're going out.

I wish I had time to do my hair. Your
hair looks great. Nice.

Oh, Roger, all the way home you didn't
say a word. Is something the matter?

It's just girl trouble, Aunt Marianne.
Then you should talk to Uncle Howard.

Uncle Howard?

Did you know that I married Howard
because of his passionate nature?

And then what happened?

Oh, no, it's true.

As I can prove it to you, I'm going to
show you something that I haven't shown.

No, I shouldn't.

Yes, I will.

Now,

Roger, I don't want you to tell anybody
that I showed you this. Right, Ann

Marie, your secret's safe with me. We
wouldn't want anybody to know that you

have one of those.

Howard's love letters.

The ones that he wrote to me when he was
a cook in the army.

Sit down.

Oh, right.

Are you ready? Ready.

Because this is going to flip your
switch.

Oh, this is one of my favorites. To my
foo -foo butter duck.

You see, he used to call me that
because... Well, never mind.

Oh, Marion. Oh, Marion.

Your name is like a clarion.

A call to love.

A call to... sing, born to earth on
angels' wings.

Impossible to render due the reverence I
owe to you.

My heart is servant to your eyes.

I wait upon them with my sighs.

The distance from your fiery hair is how
I taste the word despair.

I draw my life from your sweet voice,
which leaves my trembling heart no

but to propose unbended me and feed your
mercy to such as me. Just one more

thought. Just one more line for you to
ponder.

Remember,

I your poopsie am.

You will be my cunning ham.

Marion, what are you doing?

It's all right. It's only Roger and
Chachi and Joni and... Marion,

how could you? You promised... Promise
me you'd never show those letters to

anyone. Oh, Howard, it's been 25 years.
I figured that by now... A promise is a

promise. Well, I'll swear everybody to
secrecy. Let's have a show of hands

Get it.

Oh, Howard, see, they are so beautiful.
I didn't think he'd mind.

Now, this one is... Marry him!

Coming, poopsie!

Poopsie?

the booties I bought him? Oh, he ate
one.

He's on salad food.

I gotta run. All right, take it easy,
huh? Bye -bye, Lloyd.

Hey,

Ponce, I'd like some of that coffee.
Yeah, sure.

Hey, Ponce, listen, can I talk to you
for a little bit? I'd like some advice

a personal problem.

Oh, absolutely, but I gotta talk to
Roger first, all right? Yeah, go ahead,

ahead. I'll wait. Sure, fine. Listen,
uh, Rog, make it snappy because I gotta

date myself, you know? Right.

So, from what you tell me, it sounds
pretty good with this girl. I mean, you

good going out of the gate. You got
overtaken on the turn. Well, yeah. I

was kissing her. The phone rings. Some
other guy's calling. Next thing I know,

she's out the door like a shot.

She likes you. She runs after him.
There's a reason for that. What?

I'm thinking.

All right. She runs after this guy.

Of course.

She likes the guy who takes charge. You
got to lay down the law.

You lay down the law. She won't ask for
you. Huh? You got to go after her.

Totch, lock up for me, will you?

Why don't you do yourself a favor and go
and call her?

I don't know, Ponce. Come on, come on,
come on. Call her on my phone right here

in your office, all right? All right,
I'll give it a shot. Of course.

Look, if somebody cleans up, you know...

What a beautiful scar.

Mona.

Excuse me, I have to powder my nose.

Why don't you powder everything that
shines?

Vance, the phone's busy.

All right, look, you gotta give it some
time. Go back in there and try it again,

please. All right, one more time.

I forgot my purse. Hey, allow me.

Fonz! Fonz!

The father said she's out. She's
probably with that other guy having a

time. Will you please get this other guy
off your mind? He's probably some wimp

with a crew cut and a fetus cut.

You're right, Fonz. You're right. Look.

I guess I'll just go home because I'm
more comfortable climbing from my house

anyway. Absolutely.

Yeah, go home, relax, take a shower.
She'll come, she'll come.

See you, partner.

Yeah.

No, no.

Climbsie. More, more, more, more, more,
more, more, more, more.

For every action, there is an equal and
opposite reaction.

Action. I'll get you for this, Deputy.

Reaction. Action.

Reaction.

Action.

Reaction. And furthermore, an object in
motion tends to stay in motion.

I am a police officer sworn to uphold
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I said I was sorry about the letters,
Howard.

Why are you still upset?

Marion, if I got hit by a bus tomorrow,
you'd cherish those letters for the rest

of your life, wouldn't you? Oh, why
shouldn't I? They're just... They're

sentiment and love.

Yes, they are.

They're letters only you could write.

No, they're not.

I didn't write them.

Of course you did. They're all signed
Love, Howard.

You remember my army buddy, Leslie
Ellingsworth? He used to write poetry

army paper.

And now he writes for the monsters.

He wrote those letters for me, Marion.

Well, I feel like such a fool.

I married you because of those letters.
I cherish those letters. Our marriage is

based on lies.

It's not all lies.

It was my stationery.

I'll get it. It's probably Chachi coming
over to watch TV.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, my goodness, they're beautiful.

You still bring out the romance in my
heart. Oh, Chacha came throughout.

What a welcome.

I think I'm going to come in again.

And now for the thank you.

Oh, Josh, they're beautiful.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

What?

The flowers you sent me, they're
gorgeous.

Come on, Joanie, how could I send you
these?

These must have cost 20 bucks.

I should have known they weren't from
you.

You'd send a TV guide.

What kind of creep would send flowers to
another guy's girl?

The kind of creep that knows how to make
a girl feel special.

Oh, is that right? Yeah.

Well, let me tell you something.

Anybody can be a creep if they've got
money.

But, Marion, I was young. I had no
confidence. I couldn't think of words

enough for you.

Oh, it's all right, Howard. Look on the
bright side.

Now you don't have to worry if you get
hit by a bus.

I know I won't.

Boy, if I got a girl who's making my
life miserable, who cares?

You call her?

Uh, Fonz, actually, I haven't. You
haven't called, huh?

Will you get on this phone right now?
Well, what am I going to say? I'll tell

you. You're going to say, look, I'm
crazy about you, you're crazy about me.

Let's cut out the games. Here you go.

Dial. You're right, Fonz. That's right.
You're absolutely right. I always am.

Bulldog, bulldog.

Hi,

look.

You want me bad, I know it and you know
it, right? So look, drop this other guy,

be at my place in a half an hour. Right.

What'd she say?

Drop dead.

All right, so your phone personality
needs a little help. Here, grab your

and let's go. What are we going to do?

You're going to this girl's house and
I'm going with you. Let's go. All right.

All right, guts.

The next time the mailman comes, we're
going to give him a real scare.

Just great.

Now I'm going to have to train him
again.

Let me ask a question. Is your daughter
around?

Yeah.

I'll call her for you.

Mona!

Mona? Yeah, Mona.

Mona!

You two know each other?

You two know each other?

You two know each other.

I hope this isn't what I think it is. I
think this is exactly what you think it

is. Fonz, how could you do this to me?
Hey, I was just doing it. I didn't know

was doing it to you.

Fonz, that is my girl. What am I
supposed to do? Every time I meet a nice

lady, call you up and check in? Fonz, I
am serious about this thing.

Hey, if you're going to cry over your
Buster Browns, I can bow -wow -wow, you

know? Eli, yeah, right?

That's great. All right there, Raji.
She's all yours, huh, Mona? All yours.

Gentlemen, why don't you just gift wrap
me?

It's not your decision who I go out
with. It's mine.

You know, the young lady is right. So
sorry, Raji.

Wait a minute, Fonz. What do you mean,
so sorry, Raj?

How do you know she wasn't going to pick
me?

That's right. If you're going to dream,
dream big.

Roger, I'm sorry.

But to tell you the truth,

I can't go out with either one of you.

It would make this situation very
awkward. I'd feel self -conscious after

Thanks, Fonz.

Thanks for helping me lose my girl. You
know, your behavior has been crass,

overbearing, and repugnant.

When I get to a dictionary, you're in
trouble.

I can't believe this, you know. I come
over here to help you with your girl,

what do I get?

Insults and infections.

What are you talking about friends? You
see a friend of mine in here? I see a

crass, overweight Republican, too.

Roger, I'm really sorry about all this.

Sure, Mona, right.

You know, Mona, there's a few things I'd
like to say to you first.

Which I'll just write down on a small
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half an orange on, you squeeze it into

oblivion.

You mean a juicer, Fonz. Yeah, that's
right.

In the top right -hand drawer, dear.
Thanks very much.

Oh, Fonz.

Look, I'm glad I found you.

Look, Fonz, I had all night to think
about what happened over Mona's.

I guess when I saw that you were dating
Mona also, I...

I got a little crazy. A little crazy?
There's a rip in your marble bag.

I guess I was just head over heels over
this girl.

Well, I will discount some of them very
rude things you said to me because it's

very hard to think with your head over
your heels, right?

I appreciate that, Fonz.

Yeah.

I mean, I guess it was a very rough
night for you. Yeah.

Yeah, listen, Raj, I know that you
thought this Mona was Miss Right, you

wasn't in the car. There are millions of
girls in this naked city.

She just isn't one of them.

I'll take you upstairs. I'll make you
some orange juice, a little vitamin.

I like that.

Well, Alphonse, you know, you really
didn't do anything to hurt me on

In fact, in fact, you tried to help. And
besides, no woman, I don't care how

sexy, how beautiful, or how desirable
she is, is worth breaking up a

I wouldn't say that.

Anyway.

Oh, Joanie, did you ever find out who
sent you those flowers?

Nope. So far, my secret admirer is still
a secret.

I know who it is.

You do?

Dad, is it cute?

Well, your mother used to think so.

Well, who is it?

Me.

You? You sent Joanie flowers?

No, Marion, I sent you flowers.

Joanie intercepted them.

Oh, Dad, this is really embarrassing.

Why did you let me think that they were
from me?

Well, if I saw how happy you were, I
didn't want to spoil things for you.

Well... I guess these are for you.

You still bring out the romance in my
heart.

Howard.

Did you write this?

Yes.

Well, I had a little help from the sales
lady.

Howard. Look, Marion, those love letters
were Leslie Ellingsworth's words.

I wish they were mine.

I wish I could have written them.

They were my feelings, but I just
couldn't write things like that. I was

any good at that sort of thing.

But I have tried to live them.

You have.

And what you just said is better than
anything Leslie Ellingsworth ever wrote.

Hi.

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