All language subtitles for Happy Days s09e04 Another Night At Antoines

Sunday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday,
Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready
to race to you.

These days are ours, happy and free.

These days are ours, share them with me.

Goodbye gray sky, hello blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you.

So right, you can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Anyway, she hasn't sent her uniform out
to be clean since Christmas. I mean, it

practically stands up by itself.

Chachi, I'm talking to you here.

Oh, I know. Now I'm listening.

All right, what'd I say?

You said, Chachi, I'm talking here.

Oh, come on. I've got better things to
do than to sit here being ignored by you

and watching you oogle other girls.

Jenny, I'll wait for you outside.

What is with Miss Cranky today?

And a girl wants to buy a look at her.
What's wrong with that?

That's why God gave me eyes.

I'll tell you what's wrong with Joanie.

Sandra Wanderman is going steady.

Two -tongued Sandra? No kidding. No,
Arnie Finster gave her his ID bracelet.

Of course, he had to add about 12 links
to it.

What's this got to do with Joanie?

You've been going out twice as long as
Arnie and Sandra, and poor Joanie's

got a naked wrist.

You're in the doghouse, buddy.

Are you sure about this?

Am I sure?

Is Chubby Checker chubby? Of course, I'm
sure.

Now, look, this is how it goes.

You give her your bracelet, and later
you give her an engagement ring. You

a hall, thing I'll promise me. You get
bald, she gets fat, and everyone's

Come on, get with it, Chach. See ya.

Now, you've been giggling and looking at
me strangely all night long. Tell me

what it is. Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on.

How would you like me to polish your
face? All right, okay.

Danny! Come on!

All right, all right, all right, all
right, come on.

Somebody in this house is going to get
Chachi's ID bracelet.

Me? No, your father. Of course, you.

Johnny, could we be alone for a minute?

Sure.

Johnny, would you mind waiting in your
room until we're done?

Not him and you.

Us. Him and me. All together. Me. You
got it? Got it. Hey, sure, I've been

thrown out of better places.

Uh -huh. I've been thrown out of worse
places. Uh -huh. I've been thrown out of

a lot of places. I don't know. I don't
like.

He's a nice kid. Yeah.

Johnny. Yeah.

You look darn cute tonight.

Thanks.

We didn't see a lot of each other for
quite some time now. Yeah?

Yeah, and I was thinking that it was
time we made an important step in our

relationship.

Life is funny.

Remember last summer at the lake when
you said that because I've been chasing

you since I was a little kid that I may
have missed out on dating a lot of other

girls? Uh -huh.

And I said that I didn't care about
that? Yeah.

I was wrong.

What?

Well, it's no big thing.

I figure I'm going to try and date other
girls, and of course, you'd be free to

date other guys.

This way, we'd be really sure about each
other. We'd be more confident,

stronger, closer, happy. What do you
think?

Upset? Upset!

Are you kidding? I was going to call you
tomorrow and tell you the same thing.

Well,

you're really taking this well.

crying and carrying on.

I'm proud of you. Thank you.

See you around.

You know, this is going to work out
great for the both of us.

messages for you in the last half hour.
Irene, Debbie, Cindy, Linda, Kathy.

Boy, you are hot as a pistol.

I'm sick of all those girls.

I made a terrible mistake.

I never should have broken up with
Joanie.

Hold on. Stand here.

Joanie and I are never going to get back
together.

We're never going to get married.

Never going to have little Arcolas.

My life is ruined, Al.

Good score, Chuck.

Hey, Al.

Listen, I've got to come by and pick up
some of those sodas for basketball. I'll

go get them.

Listen, come here.

It's really hard.

You're a coach. Get the team up for the
big game. Go over and talk to them. Puff

them up. Get them back in the big game
of life. You know what I mean? Here.

ever go get a drink, so God.

No, Chuck.

Whenever I'm down, I like to think back
on some of those great 17th century

philosophers. I mean, men like Hobbes.

Hobbes! He was one of the greatest
thinkers of all time.

Now, he believed that fate alone could
dictate a man's life.

Anything that's going to happen is
already happening.

There's nothing you can do about it.

That's a pep talk?

I'm sorry, all right?

Oh, and Chuck.

I believe it was Augustine who said, the
stoic conception of fate is mistaken,

since angels and men have free will.

Now that was Hobbes. Hobbes believed
just the opposite. Good, Raj.

Say hi to the guys for me.

getting it together, you know? You're
putting a damper on business.

You're putting a damper on my heart.
Will you please go and make up with

But I tried to call.

She won't even come to the phone.

She won't even come to the phone.

Look at me.

You want to make up with a girl, you've
got to do it eyeball to eyeball.

Maybe Hobbs was right when he said we're
all on the hen's page.

You're getting advice outside the family
now?

make up with Joanie, will you please?

And do me a favor and tell this Hobbs
guy to mind his own business.

The man is dead.

I'm truly sorry.

Chachi! Chachi!

Chachi!

Listen to me, Chachi.

There's this woman that I care very much
about.

And I let her slip through my fingers.

And I've regretted it ever since.

None of you want to end up like me.

It worked.

Come in.

Oh, hello, William. Nice seeing you
again.

And Joanie will be down in a minute.
Hello, Mr. Cunningham.

where's your charming wife?

Well, she's spending some time with her
mother.

You see, once a year, she goes over
there and her mother tells her what a

mistake it was to marry me.

I make a weekend out of it.

My, you sure do have a winning sense of
humor.

Golly, thanks.

Joanie!

William's here!

Excuse me, I gotta take care of these
dishes.

Don't wanna get the little woman?

Oh, sir.

Mr. C, I'm back.

And everything's going to be back to
normal.

Where's Joanie? We've got a lot of
talking to do.

Well, she'll be down in a minute,
Chachi.

Why don't you go in the living room and
wait, huh? Right.

All right, Joanie.

I'm here. Come on, doll. Let's get this
thing settled right now.

I'm having a little problem with my
girlfriend. We're going to settle this

right now.

Who are you?

Farnsworth. I'm Joanie's date for this
evening.

Has she seen you before?

Georgie, what are you doing here? Never
mind what I'm doing here.

What is we, Willy Winky, doing here?

Bill? Yeah, Bill.

Oh, hi, Bill.

Well, Bill's taking me out to dinner
tonight. We're going to Chez Antoine. Be

still, my heart.

Good night. Good night, sweetheart.

Goodbye.

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All right, Mr. C, what's the problem?

Lover boy here is in pain.

You're getting very repetitive, you
gloomy Gus.

All right, Josh, come on.

Let's go. Get up.

Come on, boy. Get up.

Here we go. Right through the hoop. Here
we go.

How could you let that guy in the house?

How could you make my daughter cry?

She cried over me?

Now he's happy.

Come on.

This guy, Bill, is probably taking all
those fancy places.

Places I can't afford.

You think the Chez Antoine place is
something special?

Let's put it this way. Any place that
starts with the name Chez, right?

Got small portions, big bucks.

Maybe she just said she's going there to
make me jealous.

Maybe she's not going there at all.

Terrific. Why don't you go down there
and see if she shows up?

That's an idea.

Stupid idea. Sit down. That's a great
idea, Fonz. This way I can keep my eye

her. And if she sees me, I'll just say,
uh, I'll just say I forgot she was going

to be there tonight.

And then I go there in life. See ya.

I'm not going, but you're going alone.

Wear glasses.

You taught me how to ride my first two
wheeler, Fonz.

What are you talking about? What does
that have to do with anything?

Nothing. I'm desperate.

All right, all right. Two questions.

One, you really want to do this?

Two, who's paying?

Yes, and me.

The decision is this. Let's go.

Mr. Sandwich, Antoine, can I borrow a
tie?

You can't borrow his tie. Why?

The man's got a much bigger neck.

Bonsoir.

Good evening and welcome to Chez
Antoine, restaurant of romance.

Arrows for the lady.

Oh, Bill, how sweet.

And of course, champagne.

Just our love stick for two?

Ah, by all means.

It is there for the world famous potato
passionel.

What's that?

Passion potato.

It sounds wonderful.

Oh, for sure.

Francois, music a la tableau six.

You know they have a dance floor.

Oh, I'd love to. The guys at my
fraternity call me Mr.

Rumba.

mean anything, buy it.

We do have a dress code.

Hey, I hope you feel better.

Free ties. Look at this.

I don't know if I was naked. It's
wearing. They don't mean it.

Are we reservation for two?

Arcola?

Yes, our cola.

And where's the young lady?

Oh, no, there's no young lady.

Only another young gentleman.

Well, Che Antoine opens his doors for
all types.

What does he mean by types?

I don't know.

Sit down before we see him. I'll take
care of him.

There you go.

That faux pas.

No, I don't care what brand it is. He
don't drink it.

Fun.

I taste them at the very nice
restaurant.

Comfy, you know. Fun.

Yeah, I think I'm going to bring a date
here.

Fun. I don't see Joanie anywhere. Oh,
you look at this menu?

What's up?

Love steak.

Passion potato.

It does not sound like food two guys eat
together.

Did you notice that we're the only
people in here?

That aren't boy -girl?

Types. I just got it.

Let's get out of here. Oh, Fonzie, he
has a dick with types. I'll hold my hand

and heal you crazy.

I'll tell you something.

Let's just get out of here, all right?
What are we going to do? Tell Joanie we

come here often?

This is more uncomfortable than I
imagined. This has got fiasco written

it. Let's take our free ties and go
home.

Dad, you are Fonzie. What are you doing
here? We were supposed to have a date

tonight. How'd you know I was here?

Mr. Cunningham told me where to find
you. Now, what am I supposed to do with

eight -course dinner I made for you
tonight?

Johnny, under the table. Right. Where'd
you go? You didn't say anything. Let me

tell you something. That dinner was for
tomorrow night.

No, it was for tonight. I'm talking
tomorrow night. But what's the

The difference is I have never stood up
a girl in my life. This lady has the

days wrong. It was tonight.

Sweet lips, I'm talking tomorrow night.

Would you listen to that?

Some people just don't know how to
behave at the better places.

Why isn't he wearing a tie?

Fonzie! It's your case.

Injury and I were just sitting here
having a great time while we're not

I make him a beautiful eight -course
meal, and I found him sitting here with

some... Frances here, I will get you a
fresh cloth.

Oh, Frances!

Hi. Hi.

Yeah, I got my keys when I was here last
week.

I don't know what it is.

I can't stay mad at you. I understand.

I am stuck.

Why don't you go out to the car, keep
everything hot.

You spy on me.

He spy on me.

Would you keep it down?

You do care, huh?

Oh, yeah.

I cared all along.

Me too.

Wait a minute.

Are you saying that I spent $38 here and
you're interested in that guy?

I'm sorry, Bill.

Well, sorry, my Aunt Minnie.

are wonderful here to drive you home.

Can you call that a Windsor knot?

I would like a doggy bag.

In Paris, the doggies fend for
themselves.

How you doing, huh? Chirping away, huh?

You're a little lovebird. Still
miserable, right?

I wasn't miserable.

I survived.

Oh, really?

Well, I survived better. Hey. You know
how many women I went out with? I can do

it on my own. Oh, really? I don't need
you.

Kids, I got no time for this. There's a
woman in the car with hot food. You

understand?

You were crazy because she was dating.
You cried your eyes out because she was

dating. You know everything.

You're back together again. Nice.

Hey, Max. Get over here. A little table
music, huh?

Isn't that lovely, huh?

And second thought, Matt, to the cough.

Love steak for two, avec potatoes
passionnales.

Yeah, all right.

To number five.

as he said. It's all true.

Every word of it.

You know, Joni, my going out with other
girls was a good idea.

Oh, really?

Yeah, because I found out I don't want
to.

I was right to chase you all those
years.

I'm glad you came here tonight.

Me too.

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here? Hello, Bea Smith. How are you?

Come on in. You have to take off your
shoes, though. It's only kind of a

Japanese thing. She's the perfect woman.
Even your trash cans are beautiful.

Let me make you a sandwich.

Sandwich? I don't want to be rude, Bea,
but I've got something a little more

interesting for a woman of style like
you. Campbell's Select Italian Style

Wedding Soup. It has spinach in it,
pearl pasta, and little meatballs. It

great. There's lots of other delicious
varieties.

They're as good as this. I'm in.

Cheerio. Thanks for coming by.

Dad, this is dumb.

It's go time.

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Let's never break up again.

I'm for that.

Okay, kids, that's it. Say goodnight,
Charging.

Goodnight, Mr. C.

Goodnight.

Hold it up.

Hold it up. Hold it up.

The engineer here has got a little
message for you, don't you, huh?

I want you to say everything that's on
your mind.

Shoot. Okay.

Fonzie was right. I made the mistake.
Our dinner was for tomorrow night, not

tonight. I told you.

I told you.

I've never stood up a girl in my life,
huh?

Hey, Max, give them a shot, will you?

As you were.

Upstairs.

I'll call you as soon as I get home.

I'll run up and wait by the phone, okay?

Night, Mr. C. Night, Chachi.

Mr. C., can I ask you something?

Did you like that Bill Farnsworth guy
better than me?

Chachi, Joanie loves you, and that's
what counts. No, no, go ahead. I can

it. Well, he was a nice dresser, polite,
sophisticated,

mature, and he's wealthy.

He has his own apartment.

I like you better.

Coming up next, it's the Brady Bunch.
Gold records, fame, fortune.

Well, Johnny Bravo didn't get any of
that because Greg Brady just happens to

have a little something called
integrity.

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