All language subtitles for Happy Days s09e01 Home Movies 1

Monday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready
to race to you.

These days are ours.

Happy, free.

Happy days.

These days are ours.

Share them with me.

Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you.

So right, you can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Monday,

Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

These days are ours.

Hi,

Rich.

Sorry I haven't written in so long.

I know how you guys in the Army love to
get mail, even though it's from your kid

sister. Anyway, the reason why I haven't
written in so long is because Chuch and

I went through a lot of rough times this
summer.

And so much has happened to everyone
that if I tried to write in a letter, my

fingers would fall off.

But I hit on this great idea.

During the summer, we took a lot of home
movies.

So I thought I'd send them to you along
with this tape. So start the tape and

the movie at the same time, okay?

Okay.

It was one of the hottest tunes I can
ever remember, Rich.

But it didn't dampen Mom's spirits.

She was still up to her old shenanigans.

Dad really misses you.

Especially when it's time to cut the
grass.

I want to have some fun and get a tan
this summer.

But Dad made me get a job.

So we compromised.

I worked at the lake. Oh, and Jenny
Piccolo did, too.

She was up to her usual subtle ways of
meeting guys.

And Cousin Roger got a job as a
lifeguard. And the girls were sure glad

You'd think they never saw a guy in a
bathing suit before.

He really loved his job.

Most of the time.

Oh, and you'll never believe who Dan
hired at the hardware store.

Patsy Weber.

I guess Mom can talk Dad into just about
anything.

And then there was Chachi and me.

The summer started out great.

But by Labor Day, I wanted to wring his
squirmy little neck.

Oh, I'm really getting ahead of myself.

Maybe I should back up.

I guess everything started the 4th of
July.

Marion, turn the can.

Fire! We got fire!

No, Marion, don't, don't. Marion, you
can't do that. Marion!

Well, I have to wait a minute, dear.
I've got to help Howard with the

first. Now, keep this rolling, because
if Howard goes up in flames, I want to

have something to remember him by.

Hi,

everybody.

Happy Fourth of July.

Mama, you remember the Cunninghams and
the new Cunningham, Laurie Beth?

Nice to see you again, Mrs. Delvecchio.

Mama's going to spend the whole summer
with me. Isn't that nice? Well, have a

nice time, huh? You see my son, the
Betty Grable?

Look, I'm a grown man.

I could wear shorts if I wanted to wear
shorts, and I want to wear shorts.

Fonz, I'm glad you're here.

Listen, I gotta tell you about a girl I
met at the beach. Her name's Corinne.

Hey, you're a lifeguard.

I know, but she's a lifeguard, too. All
right, just make sure you don't take

your eyes off those little kitties, huh?
She is so... Fonz, what is this? A

skull and crossbones for a return
address? That's right. This letter

be from my old gang, the Falcons. Oh,
yeah?

Am I crazy or is that written in blood?
Of course it's written in blood. That's

tradition. That's how you know it ain't
junk mail, you know.

They're having their first reunion in
ten years.

Now, this should be interesting.

It's always nice to look back on one's
social peer group and see the changes

over an extended period of time.

Yeah, well, it's also a very nice time
to see your old friends, you know.

Hey, listen, here's a snack, all right?

So, Fonz, are you going to go?

I can't go. I got too many
responsibilities.

I got Arnold's. I got summer school
class and cars building up at the garage

the time. Why do the Falcons wait ten
years to have a reunion?

First time everybody's out of jail at
once, you know.

Oh, God!

Independence Day, right?

I'm sorry, but don't be mad. Why not?

I'm looking forward to this night for a
week now.

What am I supposed to say?

Hippie, Joanie's got to work tonight?

Is he eating?

No, I'm broke.

I'll get paid till Wednesday.

All right, you better go, okay? And I
promise that after work I'll make it up

you. All right?

Cunningham, save that for the customers.

What does she mean by that? Nothing,
nothing.

She's a sick woman, Judge.

She's great.

I'm all alone on the 4th of July.

This can't be what the founding fathers
had in mind.

Jenny, what am I going to do about
Chachi?

Jones, I'm taking an order.

Hi, Corinne.

Hey.

Hey, listen, uh, tonight after the
fireworks, I thought maybe you and I

I'm afraid not.

Right, that wouldn't have been any fun
anyway.

But what did I do to offend you? Did I
use your whistle by mistake?

I think you're very nice.

As a matter of fact, I find you terribly
attractive.

You do?

Yeah.

But I'm training for the Olympics
swimming team. For the Olympics?

Wow, that's great.

I promised my coach no men.

I see a good -looking guy and my mind
goes whammo, bammo.

Whammo, bammo. All I can think of is
kissing and hugging and touching.

You know, what's so great about the
Olympics? I mean, if they were that

they'd have them every year.

Cute. So are you.

But I did promise my coach no whammo,
bammo.

Look, maybe I could train with you.

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, come on.

The workouts are grueling. I was born to
gruel. Look at me. I'm a terrific

swimmer.

Come on.

I guess we could give it a try.

Great.

I think we should warm up first.

So when do you see me start with the
lips?

Okay, then that's it.

Ow!

I'm going to get my hand in the idiot
who threw this.

I only threw this.

Can I have my frisbee back, please?

Why, you want to finish me off?

I hit you?

I'm so sorry, are you hurt? Yes.

Let me see.

Nothing but a little bump.

I think he'll live.

I got hit by the ricochet.

She bought it!

Hey, uh, Chach, why don't you make
yourself scarce? I'm ready to make my

now.

Hey, I'll see you around, guy.

And if anybody wants to know where I am,
make sure you tell them!

You never understand women. She wants
you.

I know.

What am I going to do?

Well, like you need to ask?

Chachi, an opportunity like this comes
along once in a lifetime.

Mine, anyway.

Go for it.

Well, I guess I should go over there and
apologize to him.

I mean, I was kind of rude, don't you
think?

I don't know. Everybody talks to me like
that.

I was rude.

A new fall season brings new reasons to
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You know, I think it's amazing.

We've both been teaching summer classes
for weeks and never bumped into each

other. Well, I think we're talking small
world, big school world.

Here's the question.

Can I get you something to drink before
we start, or do you want to get right to

it? No, let's get right to it.

I've got to tell you, I really
appreciate that you're helping me with

lesson plans, you know, because they
boggle my brain.

You laughing at me?

I mean, I understand. I don't get this,
you know, but... No, no, no, no. It's

just, when I... When you said you had a
lesson planned, I thought it was just a

cute way of saying you wanted to get me
alone.

I'm sorry. I'm so embarrassed.

Oh, no, no. Be embarrassed.

When you blush.

I haven't seen a cheap blush since, uh,
53.

We were teachers together. The rules.

We couldn't play recess.

I'm very good at recess.

Very good at recess.

Listen, I can't wait. We're not knowing
this stuff last year.

It's gregarious here.

You know, I heard a lot about you around

school. Of course you did.

You know, I really admire you. What with
owning two businesses and still finding

time to teach.

Yeah, well, you know what they say.

Busy hands are happy hands.

Same with lips.

When I was a kid... You're a real
talker, aren't you?

When I was a kid, I was a little wild. I
dated wild guys who did

crazy things.

But now I'm ready for a lasting
relationship with a mature, responsible,

guy. Good luck to you.

I think I found him.

Just a moment.

Did my ears deceive me, or did you just
say you thought I was...

Wonderfully normal.

All right.

Who am I supposed to marry?

Anybody.

It was so beautiful.

Chachi and I were up on Inspiration
Point for hours.

And all we did was talk.

Talked? Yeah. Well, you see, that's the
difference between you and me, Joanie.

Give me a piece of beefsteak like Chachi
and he wouldn't have the strength to

talk.

They're inseparable, like sweets and
pimples.

What did you make on the train, Lave?

Everything at Jefferson High.

You go to Jefferson High?

You wouldn't by any chance know a doll
named Chachi Arcola, would you?

Do we know Chachi Arcola? Boy, how well
we do know Chachi Arcola.

Marvie, you'll just have to let me know
where I can get a hold of him.

I was with him Fourth of July night. We
had the most Marvy time.

This could get ugly.

Huh?

Where is Arcola?

Before you blow your top, she doesn't
mean a thing to me. It was purely a

physical attraction.

I was going to tell you. When?

Right after we were married.

Maybe one day we could be.

But not anymore.

Goodbye, Chachi.

Well...

Like

I said, Richie, this wasn't the most
wonderful summer.

The only one who seemed content was Lori
Beth and her not -so -little friend.

She thought she was so fat that we
thought she looked beautiful.

And Mama and I were a little worried
about Dad. He just wasn't his usual

self.

He wasn't more interested in the sports
page than anything else.

As for me, after Chachi and I broke up,
well, I've never been more miserable in

my life.

And Chachi, well, the only thing that
made my life bearable was I heard he was

even more miserable than I was.

See?

I'm not here.

Whatever you say, dear.

She's not here.

Come on, Mrs. C. I know she's here. I
followed her home.

I am sorry, Chachi, but you have been a
very bad boy. I can't let you in. No,

please, Mrs. C. Look, I just made a very
small mistake.

It's Mr.

Physical Attraction.

place and it got burned.

Good. Fine.

I just want you to know that I think
you're really the nicest boy that Joanie

ever brought home.

Too bad you blew it.

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Before you knew it, Richie, it was the
beginning of August, and Chachi and I

were still at each other's throats.

I don't know.

Maybe I was stubborn.

But the more Chachi tried to woo me
back, the tougher I got.

Dad was still baseball crazy, and he
even took me to a doubleheader with the

Cardinals. I got a home run by some guy
named Stan the Man.

Roger was still after Corinne.
Unfortunately, he had about as much

land if he didn't want it.

And I found he was trying real hard not
to be normal.

life is.

One dead, one dead.

Look at me, William.

Do you see a man of misery here?

My life is not going the way I planned
it.

You know, one morning I wake up and I
got all these responsibilities that

me like mosquito bites.

That's the way life is, boss.

You know, I mean, one day you wake up
and you got your whole life ahead of

Next day you wake up, you're dead.

Life is a lot like a baseball game.

I mean, you spit on your hands and you
step up to the plate. But before you

it, the count is three and two.

And the old curveball of life is coming
right down the pipe.

You can hear the ball smacking into the
catcher's mitt. And the big umpire in

the sky is saying, You're out.

Do you know how many beers in the sun?

In the middle of beer day or what?

You hang on to your youth as long as you
can.

You're only young once.

You've got to make it last your whole
life.

Admit it.

Admit it, you're right.

I can beat it, you're right.

The club can beat time.

Ted?

Okay, I don't need all these
responsibilities.

From now on, I'm going to do what I want
to do when I want to do it, you

understand? Ted, thanks.

The reunion.

I'm going to the Falcons reunion. I'm
going to show them.

The bond never changes.

among you.

And I say, party!

Party! Party!

Party! Party!

Guess who?

It's Rocco Beruffi. Hurry, let me guess.

Rocco Beruffi.

Still can't put anything over on you.

Right. How you doing?

You look great, Fonz. You haven't
changed a bit.

Yeah, well, you went a wide tamper with
perfection, man.

It's great to see you. It's been a long
time. Yeah.

Fonz, how about it?

Can I?

Huh? Can I?

All right, all right, all right. Take
your best shot.

Look who's here.

It's your old chick, Hillary.

From here, she looks great.

What do you want?

I want you to stop joking.

That's Hillary.

Fine. How you doing, Hillary?

I forgot why I haven't seen you for a
while.

You're cute, too.

Oh, we logged a lot of miles together,
huh?

Yeah.

We rode on your bike a lot, too.

That's what I mean.

Who among us is that dirty cheap bum?

And wouldn't you know, Johnny Suede is
with her.

All right, all right, watch it. What's
going on over here? What do you think I

got a parking lot up there for, huh? Get
this thing out of here. Come on, scoot,

scoot, scoot.

Ah, what's the matter, Pop?

That there's a drive -in, isn't it?

Yeah.

Tire backs all over the floor. When my
mother cleans, I'll give you a drive

Get off that bike.

I'll take care of this, all right? All
right, okay.

Fonce, I'm just tired of being pushed
around. I understand.

Another thing.

If I don't want to get married, I won't
get married.

Now, you got that straight?

some old scores to even and we invite
you to settle up no

weapons in one hour that is if you guys
are still turkey

The man can hold me when I hold you. It
can't go right. It can't be wrong.

Next up on TV Land, game show host Monty
Marshall is played by Christopher

Knight, real -life dad, actor Edward
Knight.

Well, Chris must have been a real player
on that set. What pull.

Stay tuned for Brady Bunch number 94.

You can't win them all.