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Monday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums. Ready to race to you.

These days are ours.

Happy, free.

Happy days.

These days are ours.

Tell them to me.

Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

All right. You can't be wrong.

Rocking and rolling all week long.

Monday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days. Saturday, what a day.

Grooving all week with you.

These days are ours.

yourself. You know, it doesn't count when you hang from the shower rack.

Cute, Mary. Cute. Ah,

what a beautiful morning.

Spring is in the air. And when it's spring, a young man's fancy turns to...

what? To this Marion.

Hey, this is it, guys! Let's go!

Hi,

my name's Eugene Belvin.

Might I say, you have quite a charming place here.

Thanks a lot for filling up my thermos. You know, I need my job at that.

What are you doing here? Get your feet off the furniture. Put back the fruit.

You don't put back used fruit.

Fancy, who are these boys? I mean, he's fruit eaters. That's my class. That's my

auto shop class.

What are you bothering these nice people for?

You gave us this address.

I told you upstairs.

I told them we were in the wrong place, but they yelled at me and they threw me

in the bushes.

Let's not waste time. Everybody at the front door waiting for me. Keep it very

nice and quiet. There we go. Let's go. Where are you boys going?

I'm taking them on a very educational and cultural sojourn. Oh, that's

Where are you taking them? Junkyard.

Yeah, we're going to take parts of old cars and make a new car.

Oh, good. Then you'll have something to drive home in.

Hey, guys.

You're late.

You're right.

Let's go.

All right.

I'm very sorry for the inconvenience.

Good luck with your junking. Yeah, you too.

What do you got in the bag?

I brought along a change of underwear.

That's a pretty big bag for everyone.

Am I starving?

You can eat a whole.

Hey, from the looks of this place, you might eat a whole. You

didn't

like me too much.

All right, listen, guys. When they bring you the check, argue.

mouth these have been.

Can I ask you a personal question?

Did your parents really want children?

Oh, yes, very much.

You must have been so disappointed when you were born.

Sure, sure, go ahead, laugh at my family's misfortune.

a nice bone for you. Huh?

Gotcha.

You brought some great stuff today, teacher. What kind of a car are we going

build? Hey, that's up to you. You're the ones who are going to build it. What do

you want?

I want a car that'll make girls crazy for me.

I'm a mechanic, not a magician.

There's so many boys.

Oh, don't tell me you're pledging a fraternity and they sent you in this

to eat.

What do you think that's good?

Here? You're new in town.

melts won't kill you. All right, bring me one of those. Me too.

Well, I think I'll get on the bandwagon here and I'll have a patty.

If you're having trouble, the next word is melt.

What are you staring at? Haven't you seen a waitress before?

Is that your name there, Angela?

No, it's the name of my dress.

You don't look so good.

I think there's maybe something I ate.

We haven't eaten yet.

Yeah, well, then it's going to be something that I might eat. Oh, man,

getting greener by the second here.

I'll take me home right now. Let's go.

But my patty melt.

He's been acting weird.

Do you realize he spent the past three days in his apartment alone? I wish he

was here right now.

Doggone that meat company.

They shorted my meat order again today.

Well, if Fonzie was here, you know, he'd take care of things like that.

But no, he's not here right now, so I gotta handle it myself.

Now I gotta get tough.

one angry Al Del Vecchio speaking.

Listen, I'm getting sick and tired of you guys shortchanging my meat orders.

Now, you do that one more time and I'm coming down there and you're going to

some sparks flying.

That's right. You got that okay?

Good. Now, when your daddy comes in, give him the message.

Chachi, listen. Boy, why does everybody miss you? You know, girls are asking

about you. I'll even have to call the meat guy.

Chachi. I came by your house today. I was pounded on the door for like an

Chachi, can I talk?

Go right ahead.

What are you doing Saturday?

Nothing. Would you go with me to the junkyard again? Yeah. Get on the phone.

Call all the guys. We'll meet up down there at the junkyard. All right.

Why don't you guys sit at the table?

Tiptoe. Tiptoe. Be quiet.

Whisper when you order.

I haven't thought about that yet.

Fonz.

See? See, there is egg on my fork.

Eugene.

Eugene. Can I borrow your bag for a second?

Sure, Bobby. Thank you.

Sit. Sit.

You guys are crazy.

Fonz. What? I gotta tell you something. Yeah?

Spit it out. So don't get crazy, because I have to say it's true.

You're acting a little bongo lately, Fonz. You know what I mean?

Now, what is it with you?

And what are we doing back in this diner, huh? You want to know? Yeah. You

that waitress over there?

Yeah.

That's my mother.

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I do not have to settle for what's on the shelf.

Your PC jargon has no effect on me.

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Oh, that's great. Say it loud enough. Europe hasn't heard yet.

That's why you dragged us here, isn't it?

Come on, Fonz. How could you think that lady is your mother? You haven't seen

her since you were two.

Hey, that's wrong.

My father split when I was two.

She split when I was four. Either way, it's a long time.

Now, how can you be so sure that's your mom?

My mother's name was Angela.

That waitress's name is Angela.

Oh, well, that clutches it. She's your mother.

How'd you like to kiss this feeling, huh?

Now, look at this.

Look at this. What do you see?

The Lone Ranger.

What about this, huh?

Take a look.

Come on, Foss, how can I tell from this picture?

I mean, this lady is young and that one's old.

Are you saying my possible mother is old? No, I meant older.

I'm sorry, Father. I just don't see any resemblance.

Well, look harder, but I'm talking my mother. All right.

Oh, it's you two again.

What are you going to order this time and not stick around for, huh? It'll

happen again.

You know, I'll have some eggs, bacon, and some toast.

Anything. What do you want me to ask? Why is he staring at me?

Well, he was, but he ain't no more.

Humpty Dumpty's and put a tan on some bread.

What are you staring at my mother for? You can't even take a closer look.

I didn't tell you to stick your head down her throat. I didn't stick my head

down her throat. You almost did. I did not. You did too. Did not. Did too. Did

not. Did too. Once that melts. We do not.

Did you get control of yourself?

Please. I am getting a little crackers here. All right. I'll tell you what.

If you're so positive this lady's your mother, why don't you just go over there

and ask her? That's great. What am I going to say? The eggs were great, the

toast was dry. Why'd you walk out on me when I was four? You don't have to put

it exactly that way. Maybe I don't want to put it anyway. Maybe I don't want to

know that she's my mother. All right, all right. Would you take it easy?

Why don't we just sit down and change the subject, all right? All right.

All right, everybody, just change the subject.

Angela! Hey!

Did you miss me, Angela?

Yeah, like I miss Hitler.

Come on, you've missed me.

Okay, there you go, fellas.

All right, big hero, what'll it be, the usual?

Uh, yeah, that'll be fine, baby.

Stay cool, Fonz, all right?

Buggy, grind up a cow, make it cry and bleed on it.

Come on, let's not start anything.

I'm not gonna start anything, I'm just gonna have a little chat, that's all.

I'll be Emily Manners, all right?

You slap that waitress's behind one more time, and I'm going to send you and

your hands on separate vacations.

Nobody tells Big Harold what to do. Nobody.

Not even Mrs. Big Harold. Fonz, come on. You're not even sure that lady is you

-know -who.

Nobody has the right to slap that waitress. It's in the Constitution.

I've got no trouble here. Of course, it's gargantuan. Mine's just P's and

What is that supposed to mean? It means... Don't you...

I slapped that waitress again.

Hey, wait a minute. Now, wait, wait.

Uh -uh.

What's going on here? This is what's going on. This. This bozo says I can't

this anymore. Here we go, boy.

Excuse me.

You tow truck, you want to step outside?

Yeah, I do.

All right, I'll be back in a minute. Come on, Mary Jane.

No, don't.

Just let me get out of here. Bring him back to his diesel.

You are terrific, Professor.

Yeah.

You must have exerted yourself.

A change of underwear will be quite refreshing.

Bobby?

All right, let's go to the junkyard. Let's go.

All right, listen, guys.

Just wait for me outside for a little while, all right? I got some business to

take care of.

Fonz, you gonna, uh... I'm gonna try.

Good luck, Fonz. Yeah.

You won't be needing this.

Fonky, you can get out of the stove. It's all over.

Boy, there is never a dull moment around you. What did you hit him for? A lot of

jerks slapped me on the fanny. I want every one of their names.

blood. My blood knows better.

Quite a fighter.

Yeah, well, I've been on my own since I was four.

Four?

That's a long time.

Yeah, we're talking forever.

Stop bleeding.

No, it might be a trick.

You live around here?

Yeah, I live around here.

You're not going to ask me for a date, are you?

That would be sick.

Thank you.

That didn't come out right. Trust me, I

Could I show you something?

Sure.

Look at this picture. What do you see?

Does it look familiar?

Sure, sure it does. I know it.

I absolutely do it.

It's the Lone Ranger.

All right, what about this woman and the little boy?

Hey, that's a cute little boy.

I love the way he's going like this.

Look at the woman.

Do you see any resemblance whatsoever?

a lot like the kid.

Angela, don't you think that maybe she looks a little like you?

Me?

Yeah, a little.

But I've never been in San Diego. But you knew it was taken in San Diego.

Well, there's a sign here that says, Welcome to San Diego.

Hey.

Is that little boy you?

Yeah, my name is Arthur Fonzarelli.

That's my name, Arthur Fonzarelli. I heard you the first time.

And that woman is my mother.

Do I detect a little bitterness?

No. You detect a lot of little bitterness.

Listen, kid.

Bitterness will kill you. Yeah, that's fine.

Tell me about it.

Tell me about it.

Maybe there's a day that goes by when I don't think of that woman.

I mean, I... I tell you something, it's a good thing that you were not my

mother, because I don't know what I would say to a woman that walks out on a

four -year -old, you know?

Maybe she had her reasons.

Don't give me reasons!

What do you mean, reasons?

You tell the kid reasons!

Cried himself to sleep every night for one year.

Listen, Angela, I, uh... I'm very, uh... I mean, I

was, uh...

To yell like that, I didn't mean to let it out on you, you know, but sometimes

my mouth has got a mind of its own.

Forget it. Yeah.

Hey, uh... Kid, um... I want to...

Listen, I... I want to tell you something.

I knew a woman once who was married when she was 17.

She was just a kid herself.

Look how young my mother is there.

Well, a year later, she had a kid and she wasn't ready.

And then the kid's father ran out on her and no note, no nothing. Damn, my

daddy, he joined the Merchant Marines.

Well, then maybe you can understand why she fell apart.

Anyway, she thought that it would be better if somebody else raised the kid.

I was raised by my grandma Nussbaum.

Well, well, the years passed and...

She wanted to go and see how that kid was doing, but she never did because,

well, she gave it up. And she figured that when she gave it up, she gave up

rights to being the kid's mother.

But she never, never forgot that kid.

Now, maybe that's how it was with your mother.

Sounds like you're talking from experience here.

Yeah.

I had a little... Boy?

No, I had a little girl. You sure it wasn't a boy?

No, they tell you at the hospital.

Look, kid.

There's a lot of people got the same problem you got.

Excuse me.

Fonz, you better get a move on. Your students are stuffing rocks down

pants.

Now they're looking for a lake.

All right, we'll come out to do that, but do not hurry. All right, fine, sir.

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Angela, I really do deeply appreciate that you told me this story, you know,

because it helps me understand a little bit how it maybe could have happened in

the first place.

Maybe I won't feel so bad no more.

I'm sure that your mother, wherever she is, would be very happy to hear

that.

I would like to know that myself.

You know, maybe if I come up here again sometime, you know, I could just stop

and we could chat or something.

Yeah, I'd like that.

I was thinking when you were talking that if you found your own daughter, you

could tell her that, you know, and she would understand.

Well, thanks.

Maybe I'll, well, maybe I'll do that someday.

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