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Sunday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days. Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready to race to you.

These days are ours,

I've been free.

These days are ours, children of me.

Goodbye gray sky, hello blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

All right, you can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Monday,

Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

Please stay dry.

seconds. We're just out running, you know me.

I like to spread the last part.

Well, I just don't know about this running. Howard hasn't exercised in

could hurt himself.

Don't worry. I have him on a very sensible plan.

I took his age and his weight into consideration.

Well, I think this is something he can handle.

to sit down after training. Let's go. You'll tighten up. A quick ten.

Come on. One, two, three, four, five, six.

Life stinks.

You're telling me.

How was school today, dear? Oh, Mom, it was the worst day of my whole entire

life. Did you get a pimple?

I mean, what? What happened? Oh, Mom, they canceled the school musical.

Oh, no.

Just because our faculty advisor slept on Chow Mein and broke both his legs.

They asked me to be the director, but every one of the rehearsals coincides

the basketball practice.

Oh, I was going to be a star.

And I was going to get to play opposite Grandville Clark.

Oh, now he, he's a professional.

He's had his teeth cut.

No.

And he's done two real cream commercials. He didn't.

Real cream, a little dappledoo. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, and now the whole musical's canceled because not one teacher will take over.

Now you're mad at me?

No. You're not the one I'm mad at.

Hey, there's my favorite.

It's him.

That's the one I'm mad at.

Well, who?

You're still mad at me about this play thing? Come on, fine. You're on the

faculty. You can be the director. What do I know about being a director?

I need you. Hey, so does everybody else.

Director.

Why am I so good?

You despians, you cutie pies, I'm your new director. All eyes and ears on me,

understand?

All right.

Let's get some art going here.

Why don't you find your appointed spots?

Okay. All right?

Yeah. Start your motors.

Don't fret now, Virginia.

Long as I'm sheriff of LaGrange, ain't nobody gonna shoot up this town.

Oh, Taxi, you're my hero.

Kiss me.

At last.

The scene is very boring, huh?

You need more than just a kiss in this scene, you know? I beg your pardon.

I wasn't joking. I wasn't talking about that. I was talking about sparkle. I was

talking about, you know.

Are you that guy from that blue cream commercial?

Yeah. Well, you're going to do better for us here, right?

All right, look.

I got an idea.

I got an idea.

Right after that kiss, okay, you're going to whip off your hat. You're going

say, Yahoo.

Yahoo. Didn't I just say that? Yeah. Yeah, I thought so.

You find it in your final westerns, you know. Yahoo.

Come on, you're tall. Stand up straight. Don't be afraid. Yeah, that's good.

Don't be shy.

All right, here we go. Tippy, tippy top. Try it.

Come on, Chopsy. I'm all sweaty.

Let's take a shower and go home. Look, I told Joanie I'd stop by.

She wants to, uh, show me off to her theater friends.

You know how it is. No?

Oh.

Don't fret none, Virginia.

Long as I'm Sheriff LaGrange, ain't nobody gonna shoot up this time.

Yo, my... My Herotex kissed me.

At last.

Yahoo!

He sure has a strange way of showing you off.

It's just part of the play. Yeah?

That's better than most of my dates.

She's only acting.

Oh, yeah.

And the whole time that she was kissing him, she was probably thinking about

you.

Well, at least I have a girlfriend he can kiss.

All right. I'll see you tomorrow at 3 .30, all right?

Am I doing all right, Granville?

Oh, Joanie, you've got a few little rough edges, but I think you'll iron

out. You'll be just fine. Oh, I'll practice more. I'll get better. Hey, we

rehearse any time, day or night.

I'll even sacrifice my social life.

That's the attitude.

You're a real pro.

Thanks. See you tomorrow. Okay, bye.

Hey, hi, Granville.

Nice show.

Well, look who graces the presence of our stage. It's Chachi Arcola, Jefferson

Hines, big basketball stuff.

What, do you sleep with that, too?

Think fast.

That's right.

Hey, tell me something.

All that kissing you and Joanie do, is it really necessary?

Yeah, besides, I enjoy it.

Is that right?

Yeah, you see, when I do a part, I like to live and breathe it.

I find it's best if my leading ladies fall in love with me.

Lends authenticity in my performance, if you know what I mean. Hey, look, pal.

Joanie's only doing this thing for fun.

She's not like your other leading ladies, if you know what I mean.

You see, Joanie just needs a little more, shall we say, rehearsing. Yeah.

Joanie, what are you doing tonight?

I have a date with Tachi.

See?

Break it. Rehearsal at my place at 8.

Oh, okay. Tachi will understand.

Sad about Joanie in the play. Let's just go to sleep. If he's still here in the

morning, you can talk to him. Tomorrow night, I'm going over to his house and

bounce my basketball. Don't be silly, Howard. You don't have a basketball.

I'm going to buy one.

Randall, I've learned so much about projecting in just one evening.

I really admire you.

Well, I can't say that I blame you.

Good night.

Good night. Thank you. Oh, yeah. You're a real pro.

See you tomorrow. Bye.

Oh, so I'll tell you. It is 12 .32.

What's it doing here?

Waiting for you. Did you forget where you live?

Oh, uh, where are my parents? They went to bed.

They went to bed? You stay here?

You got it. Have you lost your mind? I got something to say.

I've thought about this all night, and God knows I had all night.

I don't like this business with you and the play.

Guys are making fun of me in school.

Everybody is talking about it. That's it. It's over. You are out of the play.

love you. I'll see you tomorrow.

Paul!

play. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Yeah. You know, you've got some nerve waiting around here to tell me what to

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll give you yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's 1235.

Now, look, it's either me or the play. Now, take your pick. Well, if you're

gonna threaten me, I'll take the play.

Oh, just like that. You'll take the play.

I'll take the play. I'll take the play.

Well, I got nothing left to say.

So long, toots.

chance. Forget it. Fine.

Let me tell you something, honey. This is going to be the saddest day of your

entire life.

Shut up down there.

I got a date upstairs.

She works very hard driving a truck holding in how hard it is to shift a

Now what is the ruckus? Ah, Father, it was nothing.

Jody and I were just saying goodbye forever.

What are you talking about? On account of that stupid plane. The plane?

That's all I hear about is that play. It's driving me crazy.

I'm rewriting. I'm directing. Then why don't you quit? You know, maybe I should

do that. You should, Franz. You don't realize it, but they're taking advantage

of you down there. They might be taking advantage of me, right? Listen, Franz,

the kids should be home studying and playing basketball or something.

Franz, the play is dumb.

As a matter of fact, the entire drama club is dumb.

Can't do it. Can't do it. I made a promise. I can't leave that play.

Franz, can I be in it?

Are you crazy?

You just told me the whole thing was dumb. They're taking advantage of me.

you want to be... What?

What?

The ugly head of jealousy.

Oh, shit.

Of course not. Of course not. Look, if you could just give me a small part in

the play. Anything.

Just so I can keep my eye on her. Which one? The green one?

All right, I'll tell you something.

A part came up this afternoon. It's only one line. Fine, anything.

You'll concentrate?

Yeah. 3 .15 tomorrow?

I'll be there. All right, you got it. Thanks a lot. Don't mention it.

I'll tell you something, Chachi.

That jealousy is very cute. Just keep down the noise, will you?

So where is it? Where is the music at?

The briefcase is safe in my custody.

Good. Now bring it to me immediately.

MTV2, I should have known. You'll never get away with this, Shearer. I believe I

already have.

MTV2, where the music's at!

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Now look, I'm gonna be in my chair with my name on it, right?

Okay, you think I got it now?

Great. Alright, let's take it from the tippy -tippy top.

You must do something, Tex! They're fixing to shoot up the town!

Don't fret none, Virginia.

Long as I'm Sheriff of LaGrange, ain't nobody gonna shoot up this town.

Um,

uh, they're gonna mess up your, uh,

uh, state.

Oh.

Uh,

they... I forgot. I'm sorry. I don't believe this, Fonz.

Whatever.

Johnny, can I see you for a minute?

Yeah. It's his first day. We're gonna give him a break, all right? I see. I

you, Tori. Don't worry about it.

Judge, you guys here?

Will you stop looking at them and concentrate on your minds?

All right? Okay, okay. Get back there. You promised me. I will. What about this

beard, huh? The mustache is below your neck.

All right, Jenny.

Feed him a line.

Oh, it's a real toughie.

They're going to mess up your town bad.

Don't fret none, Virginia.

Long as I'm Sheriff LaGrange, ain't nobody going to shoot up this town.

They're going to mess up your town bad.

How was that?

You did not say how was that to me. You understand?

You understand that? You're back from your guts. You happen to be like a tree,

wooden, you know that?

Can I try it again? No, you can't try it again. I'm getting bored with this.

All right, let's just jump to an exciting part. You don't have to fight

something like that, all right? I can't say my line again? Yeah, sure. You can

practice in a mirror later on.

All right. All right. Start your engines. Let's go.

Don't fret nothing, Virginia.

Ain't nobody gonna shoot up this town.

Here's what I'm gonna do to him.

Hold my hat. Yes, darling. First, I'm gonna pick him up off his feet like

Then shake him up a bit like this. Spin him around a little bit. This is gonna

throw him through yonder window like this here.

Just tell me through a window.

There's more.

No, no. I'm going to throw them in here.

Hey, listen. You don't have to be so rough about it. It's only a play.

What's the matter? Big Jack like you can't take it? I can take anything you

out, Brilla cream head.

All right, look. Hold it, hold it. That's very lovely. That's very lovely.

You're acting from your guts now, you understand? Before you get crazy, let's

take four.

All right? Let me just cool down.

Chachi, will you learn your line?

Yes.

play for me and Granville?

Granville? Ooh.

Ooh.

Something's straight right now, Arcola. Now you're playing on my court.

Tomorrow night, let's see who scores.

Howard, can you believe it? Our little Joanie starring in the high school

musical. What's the name of this epic?

Home on the Grange. Oh, my God.

Hey, that's my little girl up there.

Oh, you're her father.

No, I'm her father. And I'm her mother.

I remember when I starred in the senior show. Now, that was a show.

I'm sure you were wonderful.

Hmm, westerns, kid stuff.

We were pirates.

Oh, Granville, you won't believe it. Somebody filled the horse truck full of

freezing cold water. I don't know what to do.

Why don't you try keeping your mouth shut?

You did it.

A little surprise for Chachi.

I'll bet you're the one that took the mattress away from the saloon window,

huh? Way ahead of me. You know, you are a real crumb. I'm going to tell Trotchy

about this. Come on, stage manager. Manage the stage. I'm sorry.

Places.

They're going to mess up your town bad.

Nobody but nobody is going to harm LaGrange because it's my town.

Was that where it comes in?

They're going to mess up your town.

Tex, I'm scared.

Not me, Virginia.

Here's what I'm going to do to them. Hold my hat. Town bad. Yeah.

First, I'm going to pick them up off his feet. Spin them around like this. Shake

them up a little bit. And then throw them through yonder window like this.

Oh, looks like he's coming back for more.

Then I'm going to cool him off.

Hey, you want to bet?

Chachi, what did you have to hit him for? I didn't hit him.

I pushed him. Then he hit the curtain and the sandbag fell on him.

Fonz, he had it coming. Sure, he had it coming. Why couldn't he have had it

coming an hour and a half after the play?

You've completely ruined the show. This is great, Fonz.

We're going to go down in high school history as the senior musical that

turnips.

What do you mean, we?

They don't remember directors.

Well, who will they remember?

You. Me? I got one line. Yeah, you're going to start playing text.

What? That's right.

Hey,

I'm the director, right?

Oh, are you kidding me? The guy's got a million lines.

And you've got three minutes to remember them all and dry yourself off

completely. No, fine, listen.

Fine. Fine, the guy sings a big love song at the end. I've never sung in

of anybody in my life. Don't you give me that now. I saw you be a choir boy.

Fine, I never told anybody.

I just used to move my lips.

Shame on you.

I am going to mess up this play bad.

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A little very, very major technical difficulty here.

Our stars become suddenly unconscious.

So Chachi Arcola has very graciously said he's going to do the part.

No way.

Excuse me.

Is that what you're saying?

Chachi Arcola said that he was going to do the part.

And if anything goes wrong, it's his fault.

Thank you very much and may the play commence.

Tex, I'm so proud of the way you saved our town. All without raising a finger.

Those outlaws just kept on riding.

They knew how big a man you are.

Virginia, let's forget all that for a minute.

I've been fixing to tell you something.

Kind of been on my mind.

Well, what is it, Tex? Don't be shy.

What I'm trying to say, Virginia, is I

don't rightly knows how to say what I'm feeling in my hat, in my heart.

To someone that thought of you seven and three -eighths.

Which takes you by surprise I don't know what's come over me You've got me

hypnotized When you look at me

This feeling's not like anything

I've known before You're all I dreamed that love would be And so

much more I can't believe it's true You feel

When you look at me You look at

me Soft as any touch could be And suddenly

There's magic when you look at me

I feel like I'm in heaven Every moment when you

look at me

He touched the beach and suddenly

Look at me, there's magic

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