All language subtitles for Happy Days s08e12 Broadway Its Not

Sunday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.
Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready
to race to you.

These days are ours,

I've been free.

These days are ours, children of me.

Goodbye gray sky, hello blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you.

All right, you can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Monday,

Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

Please stay dry.

seconds. We're just out running, you
know me.

I like to spread the last part.

Well, I just don't know about this
running. Howard hasn't exercised in

could hurt himself.

Don't worry. I have him on a very
sensible plan.

I took his age and his weight into
consideration.

Well, I think this is something he can
handle.

to sit down after training. Let's go.
You'll tighten up. A quick ten.

Come on. One, two, three, four, five,
six.

Life stinks.

You're telling me.

How was school today, dear? Oh, Mom, it
was the worst day of my whole entire

life. Did you get a pimple?

I mean, what? What happened? Oh, Mom,
they canceled the school musical.

Oh, no.

Just because our faculty advisor slept
on Chow Mein and broke both his legs.

They asked me to be the director, but
every one of the rehearsals coincides

the basketball practice.

Oh, I was going to be a star.

And I was going to get to play opposite
Grandville Clark.

Oh, now he, he's a professional.

He's had his teeth cut.

No.

And he's done two real cream
commercials. He didn't.

Real cream, a little dappledoo. Yeah,
yeah.

Oh, and now the whole musical's canceled
because not one teacher will take over.

Now you're mad at me?

No. You're not the one I'm mad at.

Hey, there's my favorite.

It's him.

That's the one I'm mad at.

Well, who?

You're still mad at me about this play
thing? Come on, fine. You're on the

faculty. You can be the director. What
do I know about being a director?

I need you. Hey, so does everybody else.

Director.

Why am I so good?

You despians, you cutie pies, I'm your
new director. All eyes and ears on me,

understand?

All right.

Let's get some art going here.

Why don't you find your appointed spots?

Okay. All right?

Yeah. Start your motors.

Don't fret now, Virginia.

Long as I'm sheriff of LaGrange, ain't
nobody gonna shoot up this town.

Oh, Taxi, you're my hero.

Kiss me.

At last.

The scene is very boring, huh?

You need more than just a kiss in this
scene, you know? I beg your pardon.

I wasn't joking. I wasn't talking about
that. I was talking about sparkle. I was

talking about, you know.

Are you that guy from that blue cream
commercial?

Yeah. Well, you're going to do better
for us here, right?

All right, look.

I got an idea.

I got an idea.

Right after that kiss, okay, you're
going to whip off your hat. You're going

say, Yahoo.

Yahoo. Didn't I just say that? Yeah.
Yeah, I thought so.

You find it in your final westerns, you
know. Yahoo.

Come on, you're tall. Stand up straight.
Don't be afraid. Yeah, that's good.

Don't be shy.

All right, here we go. Tippy, tippy top.
Try it.

Come on, Chopsy. I'm all sweaty.

Let's take a shower and go home. Look, I
told Joanie I'd stop by.

She wants to, uh, show me off to her
theater friends.

You know how it is. No?

Oh.

Don't fret none, Virginia.

Long as I'm Sheriff LaGrange, ain't
nobody gonna shoot up this time.

Yo, my... My Herotex kissed me.

At last.

Yahoo!

He sure has a strange way of showing you
off.

It's just part of the play. Yeah?

That's better than most of my dates.

She's only acting.

Oh, yeah.

And the whole time that she was kissing
him, she was probably thinking about

you.

Well, at least I have a girlfriend he
can kiss.

All right. I'll see you tomorrow at 3
.30, all right?

Am I doing all right, Granville?

Oh, Joanie, you've got a few little
rough edges, but I think you'll iron

out. You'll be just fine. Oh, I'll
practice more. I'll get better. Hey, we

rehearse any time, day or night.

I'll even sacrifice my social life.

That's the attitude.

You're a real pro.

Thanks. See you tomorrow. Okay, bye.

Hey, hi, Granville.

Nice show.

Well, look who graces the presence of
our stage. It's Chachi Arcola, Jefferson

Hines, big basketball stuff.

What, do you sleep with that, too?

Think fast.

That's right.

Hey, tell me something.

All that kissing you and Joanie do, is
it really necessary?

Yeah, besides, I enjoy it.

Is that right?

Yeah, you see, when I do a part, I like
to live and breathe it.

I find it's best if my leading ladies
fall in love with me.

Lends authenticity in my performance, if
you know what I mean. Hey, look, pal.

Joanie's only doing this thing for fun.

She's not like your other leading
ladies, if you know what I mean.

You see, Joanie just needs a little
more, shall we say, rehearsing. Yeah.

Joanie, what are you doing tonight?

I have a date with Tachi.

See?

Break it. Rehearsal at my place at 8.

Oh, okay. Tachi will understand.

Sad about Joanie in the play. Let's just
go to sleep. If he's still here in the

morning, you can talk to him. Tomorrow
night, I'm going over to his house and

bounce my basketball. Don't be silly,
Howard. You don't have a basketball.

I'm going to buy one.

Randall, I've learned so much about
projecting in just one evening.

I really admire you.

Well, I can't say that I blame you.

Good night.

Good night. Thank you. Oh, yeah. You're
a real pro.

See you tomorrow. Bye.

Oh, so I'll tell you. It is 12 .32.

What's it doing here?

Waiting for you. Did you forget where
you live?

Oh, uh, where are my parents? They went
to bed.

They went to bed? You stay here?

You got it. Have you lost your mind? I
got something to say.

I've thought about this all night, and
God knows I had all night.

I don't like this business with you and
the play.

Guys are making fun of me in school.

Everybody is talking about it. That's
it. It's over. You are out of the play.

love you. I'll see you tomorrow.

Paul!

play. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Yeah. You know, you've got some nerve
waiting around here to tell me what to

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll give
you yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's 1235.

Now, look, it's either me or the play.
Now, take your pick. Well, if you're

gonna threaten me, I'll take the play.

Oh, just like that. You'll take the
play.

I'll take the play. I'll take the play.

Well, I got nothing left to say.

So long, toots.

chance. Forget it. Fine.

Let me tell you something, honey. This
is going to be the saddest day of your

entire life.

Shut up down there.

I got a date upstairs.

She works very hard driving a truck
holding in how hard it is to shift a

Now what is the ruckus? Ah, Father, it
was nothing.

Jody and I were just saying goodbye
forever.

What are you talking about? On account
of that stupid plane. The plane?

That's all I hear about is that play.
It's driving me crazy.

I'm rewriting. I'm directing. Then why
don't you quit? You know, maybe I should

do that. You should, Franz. You don't
realize it, but they're taking advantage

of you down there. They might be taking
advantage of me, right? Listen, Franz,

the kids should be home studying and
playing basketball or something.

Franz, the play is dumb.

As a matter of fact, the entire drama
club is dumb.

Can't do it. Can't do it. I made a
promise. I can't leave that play.

Franz, can I be in it?

Are you crazy?

You just told me the whole thing was
dumb. They're taking advantage of me.

you want to be... What?

What?

The ugly head of jealousy.

Oh, shit.

Of course not. Of course not. Look, if
you could just give me a small part in

the play. Anything.

Just so I can keep my eye on her. Which
one? The green one?

All right, I'll tell you something.

A part came up this afternoon. It's only
one line. Fine, anything.

You'll concentrate?

Yeah. 3 .15 tomorrow?

I'll be there. All right, you got it.
Thanks a lot. Don't mention it.

I'll tell you something, Chachi.

That jealousy is very cute. Just keep
down the noise, will you?

So where is it? Where is the music at?

The briefcase is safe in my custody.

Good. Now bring it to me immediately.

MTV2, I should have known. You'll never
get away with this, Shearer. I believe I

already have.

MTV2, where the music's at!

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Now look, I'm gonna be in my chair with
my name on it, right?

Okay, you think I got it now?

Great. Alright, let's take it from the
tippy -tippy top.

You must do something, Tex! They're
fixing to shoot up the town!

Don't fret none, Virginia.

Long as I'm Sheriff of LaGrange, ain't
nobody gonna shoot up this town.

Um,

uh, they're gonna mess up your, uh,

uh, state.

Oh.

Uh,

they... I forgot. I'm sorry. I don't
believe this, Fonz.

Whatever.

Johnny, can I see you for a minute?

Yeah. It's his first day. We're gonna
give him a break, all right? I see. I

you, Tori. Don't worry about it.

Judge, you guys here?

Will you stop looking at them and
concentrate on your minds?

All right? Okay, okay. Get back there.
You promised me. I will. What about this

beard, huh? The mustache is below your
neck.

All right, Jenny.

Feed him a line.

Oh, it's a real toughie.

They're going to mess up your town bad.

Don't fret none, Virginia.

Long as I'm Sheriff LaGrange, ain't
nobody going to shoot up this town.

They're going to mess up your town bad.

How was that?

You did not say how was that to me. You
understand?

You understand that? You're back from
your guts. You happen to be like a tree,

wooden, you know that?

Can I try it again? No, you can't try it
again. I'm getting bored with this.

All right, let's just jump to an
exciting part. You don't have to fight

something like that, all right? I can't
say my line again? Yeah, sure. You can

practice in a mirror later on.

All right. All right. Start your
engines. Let's go.

Don't fret nothing, Virginia.

Ain't nobody gonna shoot up this town.

Here's what I'm gonna do to him.

Hold my hat. Yes, darling. First, I'm
gonna pick him up off his feet like

Then shake him up a bit like this. Spin
him around a little bit. This is gonna

throw him through yonder window like
this here.

Just tell me through a window.

There's more.

No, no. I'm going to throw them in here.

Hey, listen. You don't have to be so
rough about it. It's only a play.

What's the matter? Big Jack like you
can't take it? I can take anything you

out, Brilla cream head.

All right, look. Hold it, hold it.
That's very lovely. That's very lovely.

You're acting from your guts now, you
understand? Before you get crazy, let's

take four.

All right? Let me just cool down.

Chachi, will you learn your line?

Yes.

play for me and Granville?

Granville? Ooh.

Ooh.

Something's straight right now, Arcola.
Now you're playing on my court.

Tomorrow night, let's see who scores.

Howard, can you believe it? Our little
Joanie starring in the high school

musical. What's the name of this epic?

Home on the Grange. Oh, my God.

Hey, that's my little girl up there.

Oh, you're her father.

No, I'm her father. And I'm her mother.

I remember when I starred in the senior
show. Now, that was a show.

I'm sure you were wonderful.

Hmm, westerns, kid stuff.

We were pirates.

Oh, Granville, you won't believe it.
Somebody filled the horse truck full of

freezing cold water. I don't know what
to do.

Why don't you try keeping your mouth
shut?

You did it.

A little surprise for Chachi.

I'll bet you're the one that took the
mattress away from the saloon window,

huh? Way ahead of me. You know, you are
a real crumb. I'm going to tell Trotchy

about this. Come on, stage manager.
Manage the stage. I'm sorry.

Places.

They're going to mess up your town bad.

Nobody but nobody is going to harm
LaGrange because it's my town.

Was that where it comes in?

They're going to mess up your town.

Tex, I'm scared.

Not me, Virginia.

Here's what I'm going to do to them.
Hold my hat. Town bad. Yeah.

First, I'm going to pick them up off his
feet. Spin them around like this. Shake

them up a little bit. And then throw
them through yonder window like this.

Oh, looks like he's coming back for
more.

Then I'm going to cool him off.

Hey, you want to bet?

Chachi, what did you have to hit him
for? I didn't hit him.

I pushed him. Then he hit the curtain
and the sandbag fell on him.

Fonz, he had it coming. Sure, he had it
coming. Why couldn't he have had it

coming an hour and a half after the
play?

You've completely ruined the show. This
is great, Fonz.

We're going to go down in high school
history as the senior musical that

turnips.

What do you mean, we?

They don't remember directors.

Well, who will they remember?

You. Me? I got one line. Yeah, you're
going to start playing text.

What? That's right.

Hey,

I'm the director, right?

Oh, are you kidding me? The guy's got a
million lines.

And you've got three minutes to remember
them all and dry yourself off

completely. No, fine, listen.

Fine. Fine, the guy sings a big love
song at the end. I've never sung in

of anybody in my life. Don't you give me
that now. I saw you be a choir boy.

Fine, I never told anybody.

I just used to move my lips.

Shame on you.

I am going to mess up this play bad.

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A little very, very major technical
difficulty here.

Our stars become suddenly unconscious.

So Chachi Arcola has very graciously
said he's going to do the part.

No way.

Excuse me.

Is that what you're saying?

Chachi Arcola said that he was going to
do the part.

And if anything goes wrong, it's his
fault.

Thank you very much and may the play
commence.

Tex, I'm so proud of the way you saved
our town. All without raising a finger.

Those outlaws just kept on riding.

They knew how big a man you are.

Virginia, let's forget all that for a
minute.

I've been fixing to tell you something.

Kind of been on my mind.

Well, what is it, Tex? Don't be shy.

What I'm trying to say, Virginia, is I

don't rightly knows how to say what I'm
feeling in my hat, in my heart.

To someone that thought of you seven and
three -eighths.

Which takes you by surprise I don't know
what's come over me You've got me

hypnotized When you look at me

This feeling's not like anything

I've known before You're all I dreamed
that love would be And so

much more I can't believe it's true You
feel

When you look at me You look at

me Soft as any touch could be And
suddenly

There's magic when you look at me

I feel like I'm in heaven Every moment
when you

look at me

He touched the beach and suddenly

Look at me, there's magic

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