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Sunday, Monday, happy day.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy day.

Thursday, Friday, happy day.

The weekend comes. My cycle hums. Ready to race to you.

These days are ours.

Happy, free.

Happy days.

These days are ours.

Share them with me.

Goodbye, gray sky. Hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

It's all right. It can't be wrong.

Rocking and rolling all week long.

Monday,

Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, happy days.

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Saturday, what a day.

Grooving all week with you.

These days are ours.

Mom,

does it look okay?

Mom, does it make me look too heavy? Not at all.

It makes me look too tall. You're standing on an ottoman.

I don't move here. I've got to check the cookies.

I'm coming. I'm coming.

No cookies for me. I won't be able to fit into this dress.

Hey, Mr. T.

I'm in dire need of an aspirin. What's the matter, Arthur? Did the good times

roll too far last night?

I wish they did. I wish they did. No, I got a little toothache right here. Oh,

Arthur. Well, sit down, dear. Yeah, all right. And I'll call the dentist. No,

no, no. You don't got to call the dentist.

I'm telling you, it only hurts when I drink something cold, all right? Oh,

Yeah. Or hot? Yeah. Or too sweet? Yeah.

I'm going to call the dentist. You don't have to call the dentist. I promise

you. I promise you that it'll take care of itself, all right? All right. Now,

there's some aspirin upstairs. Now, you just take an aspirin. You just put it on

the tooth.

Or if that doesn't work, you use some salt water. And if that doesn't work,

going to unwrap the phone and call the dentist. This is going to work. This

not work. This will work. I promise you, all right?

Thanks. Hi,

Fonz. Hey.

How do you like my new dress?

You look very tall.

Dad, we discussed it before, and you agreed that I wasn't a little girl

and I could pick out my own clothes. You said that. Yes, that's right. I said it

and I meant it. Yeah. Hello, dear. Marion, tell Jolie she can't wear that

Daddy! Howard, I made that dress for her.

What happened? Did you run out of material?

Dad, it's a strapless dress.

I've got eyes.

Why don't you ever wear that cute little chipmunk outfit anymore?

Because I'm not 12.

Dad, I'm almost 18 years old.

You are?

Why wasn't I told?

You're almost 18?

And Chachi's the same age?

Uh -huh. You'll wear a sweater over that.

It's for a wedding reception, Mom. Will you talk to me? Oh, that is a little bit

much, dear.

Who's wedding are you going to?

Jenny Piccolo's older sister.

Again? Dad, this is different from the last two times.

This time she knows this guy's last name.

No kissing until she takes that dress off.

Now you're talking.

You're right, Mr. C. I better go sit down.

I'll be right back.

Marion, I can't believe that dress. What could you be thinking of? Oh, Howard,

you're overreacting.

Now, if you'll be very good, I'll let you have a cookie before dinner. Oh, I'm

too upset to eat cookies. What kind?

Chocolate chip.

Well, all right, I'll take one.

Wait a minute, I'll take two.

Just leave the plate.

I'll finish you. Why don't you go outside and beat yourself up?

You too, huh?

I'll tell you something. Mr. Payne's running amok here. I could walk over

barefoot over glass.

I would do better.

What do you do about eating?

I bet that one licked.

I swallow, I don't chew.

There's lunch you ordered, Fonz.

Well, pour it, please.

Do I have to?

You're the waitress. Wait.

knowing him.

What's that?

A cheeseburger and french fries.

Hold it, Laurie Beth. I've got to see this.

Oh, wait. I almost forgot.

Hey, Fonz, if this works, we've got a big seller here.

Meat shakes.

It comes with a salad.

Throw it away.

Do we have to?

Clarence has been begging for it.

Hey, Fonz, if you're in pain, you really should see a dentist. Pain is good.

Builds character.

Fonz, Clarence wants to know if you'd like some crushed grapes.

I really appreciate it, but I think that's too much trouble.

No, it's no trouble at all. He's already barefooted.

Hey, remember last year I went to the dentist?

Well, what happened? Well, he had to file down three teeth to put caps on

Three days, cranky, cranky, cranky.

Hi,

Al Patsy.

Fonz has your tooth.

Is Chachi ready yet?

Chachi, Joanie's here.

You're not going to a wedding dressed like that, are you? Well, yeah. Why not?

You look too pretty. Who's going to look at the bride?

And Dad says we can use the car, but we have to be real careful.

Oh, great.

And remember, Florence, Mom expects you for dinner tonight, okay? Yeah, I'll be

there. I'll see you later. See you later. Take it easy. How are you going

eat? I'll figure it out. She'll have tuna casserole or something like that.

Joni. Huh? Right? Tuna casserole, something soft.

No, it's Saturday. Steak and corn on the cob. See you later, guys. See you

later.

I'm savoring every bite.

Not me, boy. Get it in and get it down. Family tradition.

So what? I mean, I'm trying to make each colonel count.

Enough talk. I'm going to call Dr.

Harkensee's exchange right now.

Mrs. C, look, they are my teeth. It is my life. Why can't you let me live it?

I'm very deeply sorry about snapping at you like that. I didn't mean to yell.

Oh, no, that's perfectly all right. It is your life, and if you choose to live

it in agony, that's your business. I'm sorry I'm such a nuisance to you. I

butt in again.

Excuse me.

Oh, that poor boy is in so much pain.

Lucky Harley ate it.

I'm going to write a note here to Mr.

C of apology. They're not from my place, right?

And then we're going to watch a horror picture. I love the way you jump in my

arms when you get scared.

I could jump in your arms right now, and I'm not the least bit scared.

I got this toothache, you know, and I can't... Kiss?

Yeah, right.

You want to try it again?

You are a trooper, huh?

Oh, this is great.

Fonz. Yeah?

Is this how you're going to kiss from now on? Well, yeah, for a while, you

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Am I still welcome?

Oh, Arthur, of course. We missed you. Let me turn the sound down.

Why aren't you on a date?

Hey, can't use my lips. What's the use?

If you can't kiss, you can't date?

Hey, you don't got the clubs, you don't play golf.

Fonzie, forgive me for being silly.

Oh, sure.

Why don't you just go and see the dentist?

But it doesn't make any sense.

Look. You've jumped your motorcycle over garbage cans. You water skied over a

shark and you rode a killer bull.

I did that, didn't I?

Well, then why this fear about going to a dentist?

Hey, let me tell you something.

I don't got no fear of a dentist. I laugh at fear.

Ha!

Well,

if it isn't fear, what is it?

We going in the house?

Sure. Just the three of us?

Yes. All right, I'll tell you.

Samson.

Samson. Guy in the Bible, right? Very cool guy. Girl with chicks. Yeah, I know

the story.

Girl comes in, wants to give him a haircut.

Delilah. That's it, Delilah.

Gives him a haircut, and what happens, right? You find out that his strength is

all in his hair.

Yeah?

Samson's hair, my teeth.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Are you trying to tell me that you think your

teeth might be responsible for what makes you special?

He went bald, went weak, and he's dead.

And that's the reason you won't go to the dentist?

The dentist's got a drill, Mr. C.

Ah. A drill, you know, and they put that in your mouth, little chips of teeth

all over the place, and then there's, like, water spritzing all over the

and it goes... It goes... Right through the back of my head.

Arthur, Howard is right. You have to do something about this tooth.

No. Do you know what could happen?

This little tooth of yours could get infected, and then it could get to the

tooth, and then through your whole mouth. And then all your teeth would

out. And then one day you're going to be this little toothless old man sitting

upstairs. With gum in your food.

With no friends, no life.

Call the dentist.

Oh, good.

Marry and call Dr.

Harkensee. Hold it, hold it, hold it. Is this guy a nice guy?

Well, sure he is.

about that nice man we used to take Richie and Joanie to? Lovely man. Oh,

mean Dr. Logan? Logan. I'll make an appointment right away. And don't you

Arthur. I'll go with you.

That's very nice. Thanks.

You're looking silent, huh?

Don't accuse me about this show.

If they can build a studio and give Ginger a screen test, why can't I just

that boat and go home?

Cunningham, we have an appointment.

Fine. Where's the little patient? Right here.

Oh, my.

He's a big boy, isn't he?

What's wrong with this here? My tooth is waiting. The name is Arthur Fonzarelli.

Oh, here it is.

The emergency patient.

Just go have a seat right over there and the doctor will be right with you.

Excusez -moi.

We're here to see the dentist. I don't want to see no doctor.

Dr. Logan is the dentist, but we call him Doctor.

I knew that.

I knew that. That was so cute.

Oh, you should send that to Art Linkletter.

Oh, my goodness.

You ought to send that to Art Linkletter.

This reminds me so much of when Richie and Joanie were little.

old is yours?

Ten.

Thank you very much.

I can't stand this color, you know. I never stay in the lines.

I've got to connect the dots.

Hey, Mr. C, I'll trade you.

I'll trade you. I love this. Please, please, please, Mr. C.

Thanks a lot. Now, see, this is my area of expertise here.

Mr. Pondrelli.

Dr. Logan will see you now. I'm not finished with my dots yet.

Mr. Ponzarelli, please.

We've got to keep merrily rolling along.

Arthur, do you want me to go in with you?

What are you talking about? I'm cool.

It's a very, very nice office you got here. Look at this. Everything's neat.

Cabinets, you know.

Hygienically clean and everything, huh?

I think that's enough for one visit, don't you?

Come on, Mr.

Ponzarelli. Come on back.

Everything's going to be all right.

Now, come on -y, one -y. I'll be whoop -y in the cherry -weary.

That's it. Slide right back, Mr.

Ponzarelli -well -y.

How's your belly?

Stop that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I forgot.

I'm not used to treating adults.

But I will adjust.

I bet everybody comes in here and they're just frightened to death, huh?

I mean, you got all those mouth tools over there, you know, and a drill over

here. But they're just scared, not me, you know.

I'll tell you something, you know what I did? I jumped over a shark on water

skis. Is that so? That's right, over 14 barrels on a motorcycle.

12 is the record, you know. Yeah, I did 14.

What's that?

Oh, this is my pen.

What are you going to do with it?

Oh, I'm going to write your name down on this card.

Huh?

Fonzarelli.

That didn't hurt, did it? No, it didn't.

Here's the question.

Do you know anybody that lost it because they had a tooth pulled out of their

mouth?

Lost what?

You know, what makes them special.

Oh, what makes them special.

What are you doing now?

Oh, nothing. I'm just putting away some of my sharper instruments.

All right, I get it. I get it. I get it. You think I'm a little toys in the

attic, right? Oh, no. No, no, no. Not at all.

No, no, no.

Now, come on.

Open your mouth and... Let's see what we have. Come on. Excuse me, Dr. Logan.

Anything you want. Anything you want.

Here's three men outside waiting to see Mr. Ponzarelli. That's great. Hey, guys.

You guys, in here. Thanks for that.

What is this? Guys, that's all right. How you doing? What is this? The board

directors of a athletic and sport club I belong to.

Well, what is the name of the club?

Sons of Death.

Sounds like fun.

What are they doing here? They're my eyes. I can't see what you're doing in

mouth. They can. You get my drift?

Yeah, I think so.

All right.

We're just going to look in his mouth.

Open up.

Ah.

I forget, I forget. All right, now, please wait outside, all right?

And this time, don't eat the crayons.

All right, look, they get carried away. I forget, they always go for a window.

I know how I'm doing, you're fine, right?

All right, this just goes to show you don't hurt me, right?

Yes, Mr.

Fanzarelli, I can't work like this.

Now, obviously, you don't trust me.

Now, look, I saw what the trouble is, and I think I can fix it.

But I'm not going to beg you to be my patient.

Now, your mouth is the one that has the pain, not mine.

Now, if you want to leave, leave.

I've got plenty of others waiting out there.

You know what the problem is?

You got to pull my tooth or not?

Dentists only pull teeth when it's absolutely necessary.

I think I could save that one.

Well, come on, let's save that one.

Well, I don't know.

Ma, pleasey -weezy.

Okay. Look, I'm sorry I snapped at you. Don't worry about it. But we dentists,

we work under a terrific handicap.

Do you know why I became a dentist?

Because they help people look better and feel better.

But do they like us out there?

No.

Doc, I like you.

Yes? Yeah, crazy about you. You do? Yeah.

I'm glad.

You know why? No.

Because if you didn't, your friends in there would come in here and they'd turn

me into a bird.

I wouldn't let that happen. Now, let's get my kisser back in shape, all right?

Right. Yeah.

What is that?

Oh, I'm sorry. I do this for the kids.

I'll take it off. Now, hold it. Wait a minute. Let me look.

I like this. I like this. Keep an eye. I can live with it. I can live with it.

Okay,

it's all done.

How does the tooth feel now?

You know, you don't drool. Never.

I can't believe this. I can't believe this. My teeth feel incredibly good, you

know. They're singing hallelujah.

They're genius, you know that?

Wait a minute here. Wait a minute.

Let me tell you something, kids.

Doctor, it's great. We have the mask, everything. You're going to love them in

here. I got to repay you for this. I'll fix your car for free. I don't have a

car. I'm going to build you a car.

Great doctor.

Wait a minute. I just want to test one thing out here. Give me that.

Yeah, it still works. All right.

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Larry.

One time, one deal. Top of the morning, Larry.

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Yeah, well, I'm going to have to go back to the dentist, but thanks to you, I'm

not a bit nervous.

Well, that's what partners are for, right?

Your friends from the Sons of Death are going to meet me there, aren't they?

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Why not?

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