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Sunday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready to race to you.

These days are ours.

Happy and free.

Happy days.

These days are ours.

Share them with me.

Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

It's all right. You can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Monday,

Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

These days are ours.

with you today? What's with me? What's with you? What?

Look at the way you're dressed. I always dress this way out. Well, I did it. Oh,

yeah? Well, you gave me this shirt for my birthday, remember?

Well, you shouldn't have taken it.

I just told Terrence to hit the road and, you know, you could be next to me.

Just shut up and shave off.

My lunch order. Talk to me. Uh, Fawn, Terrence isn't in there.

Clarence isn't in there. Clarence isn't in there. My lunch ain't in there.

That's right.

Who was going to explain that to my tummy? I don't know, Frank.

I'm sure glad you're here.

Al's turned into a wild man. What do you mean? He's violent.

No, come on. He's not violent. He won't beat eggs.

I know.

I know what happened.

He went out for the mail this morning, and when he came back, he turned into

Godzilla. The mail, huh? Yeah. All right.

All right, Al. Come on, partner. Show yourself. Come here.

you want.

I'll loaf it again.

Get back to work. Everybody wants a free ride. I understand.

Let's go. Move.

Thank you.

Bench it.

Bill it.

I'm just sick and tired of incompetence around here. That's all. What came in

the mail, Al?

Nothing. Don't lie to me. Your nose will grow.

I don't need any of that.

Let's see what friend you can juggle to hide here.

All right.

Dear Sonny boy.

Oh, it's for my mother. No kidding.

He closes your weekly allowance.

She likes to do that.

Seventy -five cents?

It's going up to a dollar in June.

All right, I'm sorry, Sonny, but no good news.

As you know, the 20 years is up. Life has dealt you a dirty blow.

Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip. Love, your mama.

Bob, do you remember once I mentioned Rosa Coletti? Once?

About a million times now. Wow.

After she ran out on me, I just said to myself, I said, Oh, Delvecchio, you've

got to be strong.

You can't wait the rest of your life waiting for some woman to come back to

So I decided I'd give her 20 years and then forget her.

Well, you are a brick.

Well, I moved from Kenosha to Milwaukee.

No, but meantime, my mother kept up the search for Rhoda. Oh.

Newspaper ads, private detectives, bloodhounds.

Well... Tonight is 20 years. 20 years tonight, Franz.

Still haven't found her.

I'll never know what it was. What did I do that was so upsetting? Why did she

leave me? What did I do wrong? I'll never know.

Al, I understand you're carrying around a very heavy heart.

A heavy heart.

And this?

Bitcoin.

This is all I need.

Remember Rosa Coletti, right?

You dated the woman on the dime?

No, no, Fudge. This was the dime I made the last phone call to Rosa the night

she went off with that Thai salesman. Right.

Oh, there I was in the phone booth with the dime in, no answer. Out it came. In,

out, in, out.

Two hundred times.

Al, you're wallowing.

I think I'm going to take the last walk down along the river.

Hey, hey, hey, hold it, hold it, hold it. You're not going next to any river.

got a better idea. Chacha.

Come on in.

Is our aunt up here from, you know, from Chicago, Aunt Teresa?

Yeah, she arrived last night.

This woman happens to be single, though, you know what I mean? She's looking.

You're going to have a great time. Yeah, but I'm in no condition to be alone

with a woman. That's right. That's why you're going to double with Chachi and

Joni.

Come on, Fonz. I don't want to double date with Alan and Teresa. That would be

great.

She's going to be so surprised that I'm saving some money.

Waitress. Oh, that's me. Yeah, me too. I'll talk to you later. Okay.

Well, Al, what do you want to do after we eat?

Let's go to the amusement park.

Excuse me. We did that already, Al.

Did we have fun?

Loads.

How would you like to freshen up in the ladies' room? Oh, I would love to. We

won't be long, guys. Would you please talk to him? Talk to him? Thanks.

Mr. Delvecchio, what's wrong with you?

My Aunt Teresa is a fun lady.

She's lively, she's bright. And you're bringing her way down.

I'm sorry.

I'll try to be nicer to your Aunt.

Teresa, Teresa.

If you forget anything, just read her.

Teresa!

Here.

Oh, thank you.

Well, you won it.

Teresa?

How long have you been living where you said you were living?

Oh, Chicago?

Chicago. Over 20 years. Wow. 20 years.

You know, it was 20 years tonight that Rosa Coletti ran off with the Tysons.

Now, problem with the grill.

Sure, just when I was having fun.

Excuse me, Sarah. Teresa!

Aunt Teresa is now a fun guy?

Is this some kind of a joke?

The man is in love with another woman.

Why don't we play some music, Chachi? Do you have a dime?

I spent all my change down at the amusement park. Oh, I know what. Aunt

why don't you reach in Al's jacket for some change? You won't mind.

Yeah, right in there. That's it.

He just gift -wrapped his dime?

They didn't even need me there. I mean, it just takes two minutes, but they

always have got to... Give me that time!

Somebody better have a good explanation for this.

Yes, I do. You are a fruitcake.

I'm leaving.

I will see you at home, Chachi.

Yeah, bye.

Hey, good morning, Fonz. What's with the white coat?

Oh, I had to take over for Clarence. I've been here all night cheering up

Feeling better today?

I felt warm all night. I should have slept on the grill.

That'll do it, Al. Here's your mail.

Oh, thanks, Judge.

I'm sorry about last night.

I just made a big fool out of myself.

Oh, come on, Al. We all make mistakes.

Not all of us.

Bill, you know, but you're going to see the old Al back again. Yes, sir.

Things are going right back to normal. I'm sick of all that baloney. Great. And

I've done it too long. And it's ridiculous.

A man my age and my place of life to do something like that. Absolutely

ridiculous.

Dear Sonny Boy,

it's a miracle from heaven, but after 20 years of searching, I found her.

You're finally going to see your true love, Rosa Coletti. No.

She'll be at Arnold's next Saturday night at 8 o 'clock. Don't mess it up

time.

Enclosed is your next week's allowance early.

Yeah.

This is great.

Rosa Coletti's coming to see Al. And after all these years.

I can't wait to see her. You can't wait to see her. I can't wait to see you

either. But Al should be happy. Why do you run in the kitchen?

You've got to understand. Look.

This is going to bring up very hurt feelings then. You know, he's afraid

going to break his little heart again.

Oh, wow. Poor Al. Yeah, well, then some men, you know, they get strength in the

crisis and they meet the challenge, you know?

Rosa! Al is not one of those guys.

There's trouble on the Ponderosa.

Something's bothering little Joe.

There's absolutely nothing bothering him. He's upset because everyone calls

little Joe.

Little Joe is just little Joe.

See? I'm not five years old anymore.

No, sir.

Look, I'm a big boy now.

A very big boy. We should call him Big Boy Joe.

Now you're talking.

Watch Bonanza with Ben, Adam, Hoss, and Big Boy Joe.

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Must be the JCPenney huge sale. Save 20 to 50 % store wide. Shop 7 a .m. for

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magic?

It's all due inside. JCPenney.

I know. How about crazy eight?

Nah. Or we could watch this Princess Moon party.

Maybe a sleepover was a bad idea.

I'll be right back. It's more than just that great peanut taste.

Jif is a simple little reminder of just how much mom cares.

Did your mom cut down the middle? Or across?

Across.

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Johnny's not home yet, Jenny.

You're cooking dinner?

Mm -hmm.

Where's Mrs. Cunningham?

Well, she went off to visit her mother.

She's recuperating from a broken arm.

Mother Kelp broke her arm? No, she broke somebody else's arm.

Some guy tried to grab her purse, so she broke his arm.

Mrs. C is there trying to calm her down.

What is this stuff?

This stuff is creamed chipped beef on toast.

It was my specialty in the Army. That's why they called me Cookie Cunningham. My

dad told me about that once. Isn't there another name? Not in this house, Jenny.

Oh, hi, Jenny. Hi, darling.

Hi, sweetheart. You're just in time for dinner.

Oh. Cream chip beef on toast.

Oh, you're not going to wear your helmet again, are you, Dad?

You keep that up and you're going to be peeling potatoes. Oh, no.

You want to stay?

Thanks anyway, Mr. C, but I have to be running along.

I have a date.

That's what I came to talk to you about, Jones.

With whom?

Who asked his name?

Oh, yeah.

Okay, bye. Bye, Cookie.

wrong? Aren't you feeling good?

Ah, not really. I haven't eaten in two days. Well, you've come to the right

place. Come on, everybody line up for some queen chip beef on toast.

No, thanks, Howard. I'm trying to slim down before Rosa gets here. Oh, I'd give

anything to be the same kind of sheep I was in 20 years ago.

Well, how much weight have you put on since then?

Five pounds.

You look okay to me, Al. Oh, thanks, Joanie. But you see, Rosa remembers me

sex symbol. Really?

Yeah. Before I put the five pounds on, I look just like Ricardo Mandelbaum.

Hi,

folks.

How's that running? Can I drop in and say hi?

What's the matter? Your car break down?

No, I run every day.

Why? It's cardiovascular exercise.

And it takes weight off.

you could put me the sheep I was in 20 years ago.

That all depends. Were you in lousy shape?

What can you do for this man in five days?

Five days?

It's going to take me that long to get that guy in a pair of tights.

You will sleep here. You will exercise here. You will pray here.

I hope he doesn't die here.

I was called here.

Corn Valley home?

No, Ant. He must be on his way over here.

Say some, you look very dapper, and we're talking sweet.

I got mustache, Al.

It's so perfect, it hardly looks real.

It's not real, it's eyebrow pencil.

I've been so nervous all week, my beard stopped growing.

You think she could tell it's a fake? Yes.

All right, here.

Hold it, hold it.

All right, moist.

Good, all right.

I've got a bottle of wine chilling in the kitchen. I'll go get it.

Kitchen is that way.

I'm so nervous.

Fonz, I just thought of something awful.

What's that?

Al hasn't seen Rose in 20 years. Right.

20 years can do a lot to a person.

I mean, what if she's fat?

What if she turned ugly?

What if she's here already?

Oh, Fonz, it's worse than I thought.

She's hideous.

I get a load of that hat.

Close the window. That's the cab driver.

Fine.

Come in, Fonz. I know. Calm yourself.

Calm yourself. All right.

Please.

No warts.

Mama mia.

Is this where Al Del Vecchio works?

You got it. Not only does he work here, he owns the place.

Let me introduce myself.

Oh, Fonz, really.

My wonderful cousin, Chachi Arcola. Nice to meet you. Hi. Your name?

I'm Rosa Coletti. We knew that. We knew that.

Just stand there.

All right.

Mr. Delvecchio.

Well, we got to go.

Place is closed down.

Take a look at your room.

It's dimmed the lights.

Yeah, very romantic.

Nobody will bother you. I'm going to have a great time. Nice to meet you. A

pleasure. Bye -bye.

I love that man.

yourself, you still look like Ricardo Mantelban.

Well, I take pretty good care of myself.

I go down to the gym, I work out.

It's been so long, Alfredo. Twenty years.

Twenty years? Has it been that long?

Who keeps track?

You brought wine.

Yeah, but that's not the only thing. I put your favorite song in a jukebox this

morning. Shall we?

Of course.

I do wrong? Why did you leave me?

You did nothing wrong.

What? Why'd you run off with that tight nails? See, it's just, after a while, I

feel like leaving.

You feel like leaving?

I didn't know you'd be so hurt.

When I left all the other men, they'd always say, ah, there goes that wild

But you, you spent the last 20 years wondering what you did wrong.

Listen, I'm supposed to be getting married next month.

But some guy in Oregon, he's got lumber.

But I don't know if I'm going to go through with it.

I could come back to Milwaukee once in a while and we could relive some old

memories. Oh, what did you say, huh?

Relive some old memories.

I've been doing that for 20 years, Rosa.

Reliving old memories.

I'm going to tell you something.

I never said to another person in my life, I deserve better than that.

I'm not the girl for you. I never was.

Oh, you do deserve better.

I'm glad we had one last dance.

Goodbye.

Rosa.

Hey, it was wonderful of you to come to see me. Thank you very much.

You don't know what you did for me. You took such a load off my mind all these

years. I carried this guilt.

You're terrific.

Thank you.

Hi, Teresa.

Yeah, hey, listen, how about a date? Let me try to make it up to you, okay?

What do you say?

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It started with the closeout prices on decorations.

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Remember those $12 Barbies for six bucks?

Yeah. She cleaned them out. I bought all of them.

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Oh, boy!

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by yourself? I've got you covered, Al. Hey, by the way, who are you going out

with today? Well, I'm going to double date with Clarence.

It's going to be a big night.

We're going to midget wrestling.

His date is the favorite.

I tell you, Al, it's a good thing that you hired Clarence back. Well, I had to

charge him. Bad. Oh, you should have seen him crawling in on his hands and

knees. Al,

that's how he always comes to work.

Hey, guys.

Where'd you run over here? Yeah, three miles.

Three miles in a leather jacket and boots?

I don't understand it, Fonzarelli. You don't even work out. Well, not in a

traditional sense.

Excuse me, I gotta get going. I gotta pick up my date.

All right, hold it. Hold it. Back here.

No making out when you're driving.

Get back here.

She does not put her arm around you when you're driving.

Get back here.

You got enough money?

I'm loaded.

Goodbye,

great guy. Hello.

Next on the Brady Bunch, want to learn how to build your own volcano?

Just get some chicken wire, mud, and some highly trained prop guys, and there

you go. It's episode number 77, Today I Am a Freshman.