All language subtitles for Happy Days s08e05 Joanie Gets Wheels

Monday, Monday, happy day.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy day.

Thursday, Friday, happy day.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready
to race to you.

These days are ours.

Happy, free.

Happy days.

These days are ours.

Share them with me.

Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you.

So right, it can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Monday,

Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

These days are ours.

yet. Oh.

That settles it. I'm going to buy myself
a set of wheels. Oh, really?

Yeah, then in about a year I'll buy the
bumper, the steering wheel, the fenders.

I've got it. I've got it. Which table do
you want? The closest.

This one's clean. Oh, Chachi, my big toe
is numb. Sit down and shake it out. Oh.

Oh. Hey, hey, hey, what happened to you
two?

Oh, nothing now, nothing.

We just had no way to get to the Bobby
Rydell concert, so, uh...

We had to double date with Gus and
Ginger, that's all.

Gus and Ginger did this to you? No,
their pet monkeys did.

Monkeys. Yeah, you can't believe it.
They brought their two pet monkeys with

them. They were wearing these little
tiny suits.

Oh, that's cute.

They attacked us, Al. That's awful.

Look at that eye.

I better get you some raw meat for it.

Raw meat. Now that's something Clarence
could cook.

Al, the eye? Yeah, you got it.

Joanie, I'm sorry the evening turned out
so bad. Oh, it's not your fault.

If only I had a car, you know? I know.

Then we wouldn't have to double date
with people like Gus and Ginger. I

go wash up.

I've got monkeys fur all over me.

See you later.

Hey, shorty.

What happened to you?

We went out with Gus and Ginger.

Fonz, I need your advice.

Would you feel bad if...

girl took you on dates in her car.

What, are you kidding? That's my life.
Well, that's true.

Well, you know Chachi can't afford a car
because he helps support his mother.

Isn't he a nice kid? He is such a nice
kid.

Fonz, those double dates are driving me
crazy. And I've got a good idea. What's

that? I'm going to buy myself a car. And
all I need to do is get permission from

my folks. Well, let me put it this way,
all right?

You're going to put your arms around
Miss to see as far as they reach, right?

Yeah. You're going to give him a little
kiss on his cute chubby cheek, right?

You're going to whisper real low to him.

Dad, can I have a call?

And he's going to put you in your room
till you're 45.

Why?

Well, look, I love Mr. T, right? Yeah.

But you've got to admit, he's a little
bit of a fuddy -duddy, right?

You think so?

At least he's fuddy on the way to duddy.

Now, look, that's a father's job, and he
does it very, very good. Well, don't

worry. I know how to handle him.

Oh, no, thanks. I'm just fine.

Well, then can I ask what you're doing
in my driveway?

I'm on a date.

Do you realize that there's nobody here
with you?

You see, I was on my way to pick up my
date and my car broke down. The Fonz is

fixing it.

Fonzie.

Fonzie?

Fonzie! I'll get him for you, Mr. T.

Why would you risk your life doing
something that dumb?

A laugh in judgment.

You want to spend the rest of the
evening in an ambulance?

No. Get your head back in there. Right.

Look, I thought we mutually agreed that
you weren't going to try and fix your

cars in my driveway. Hey, look, Mr. C, I
am so sorry that I renegaded on a

promise, you know?

But the thing is, we've got an emergency
here. You know that Patsy's social life

is very limited.

I mean, him missing a date is like a
farmer missing a harvest.

do I have to keep asking you? I am sick
and tired of seeing grease and oil spots

all over the driveway and in the
flowers. The smell of gasoline is

He's getting closer to dirty all the
time.

Am I making myself clear?

Like a crystal ball, like a crystal
ball. I promise it'll never happen

On a bright snake bite. Thank you.

I gave that Fonzie a piece of my mind.
There'll be no more wrecks in my

driveway, I told him. Howard, close your
eyes and inhale.

Oh, Marion.

Come on, baby cakes.

Just close your eyes and inhale.

Pork chops?

With little slices of pineapple.

And for dessert?

Chocolate cake. Ah, my taste buds are
jumping with joy.

Daddy? Yes, my precious?

I have a question to ask you that I'm a
little nervous about.

Oh, never be afraid to ask me anything,
sweetheart.

Your father is your best friend.

You mean I can ask you anything?

Anything at all. Can I have a car? When
pigs fly.

This food looks delicious, sweetheart.

Daddy.

Sweetheart, cars are too expensive.

Well, I have money saved. My birthday
money and Christmas money, allowances,

I can get a job. Oh, sure, and then
you'll neglect your study. Besides,

too young to drive.

I have my license.

You do?

Yes, dear. She got it while you were
away at the hardware convention.

But that was last summer.

Oh, if this family ate together more, we
would know more about one another.

And Richie had a car when he was my age.

Well, now that was different.

Why? Tell her, Marion.

Well, Joanie, it's different because,
uh... Why is it different, Howard?

No, no, just tell her.

Girls and cars and everything. Tell her.

Well, I suppose you could catch your
skirt in the car door.

Catch her high heels in the floor mat?

That's not it.

What is it?

I'll take it from here, sweetheart. The
answer is no, N -O. And this whole

discussion is upsetting my stomach. Will
you pass the potatoes, please?

For this, I could have made sandwiches.

Too late. Who is it?

Jenny Piccolo.

Oh, Jiminy Crickets. No, Jenny Piccolo.

Howard, will you be nice? She's Joanie's
best friend.

She's the one that taught Joanie that
walk.

What walk?

You know, the one that got her kicked
out of church.

Joanie's in the kitchen. Use the back
door.

Naturally.

Why does she always have to show up when
I'm eating?

Well, because you're always eating,
Howard.

Oh, hi, Jenny. Come on in. Hiya, kid.

Look what I got.

Basketball magazine.

I didn't know you were into... Are you
interested in basketball?

I'm not. I'm interested in men in
shorts.

Is your father still eating? Yeah.

Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. Cunningham.

Good evening.

Now, you see how polite she is?

I don't trust her. Me neither.

What around school is you're getting a
car?

No, N -O.

My father won't let me.

So your dad said no.

Big deal.

You're not going to let that stop you,
are you? I thought it might.

My dad told me I couldn't have a car.

But you've had a car since last year,
Jenny. Sure.

I hide it.

You mean you never got caught?

No. It's not that hard to fool fathers.

Oh, I don't know.

That doesn't seem right.

Joanie, if daughters always listened to
their fathers, the human race would

never reproduce.

True. When are you going to learn to be
your own woman?

Woman? No.

Woman.

woman that can hold a man like Chachi
before another woman with a car does.

He wouldn't. He might.

He would.

Well, what am I waiting for?

I'm old enough. I have my own money. I
gotta stop taking orders.

I'm almost in college.

Great. Then you're gonna get your own
car? Shh.

My parents. You want me to get grounded?

Come on, let's go.

What kind of car are you gonna get? I
don't know.

Get a convertible. I just want a car.

Remember, kid, don't worry about your
father.

Teenagers have rights, too.

Where are you going?

I've got to return these magazines to my
mother's room before she finds out

they're missing.

This skirt is so long.

See you, kid.

See you.

Now, come on, Mr. C. Give me a break.

I can't work without the radio. I'm
going as fast as I can.

Hello, Joanie. Hi, Fonz.

Can I talk to you?

Oh, yeah, but I got to fix this problem.
Your father wants it out of here. He's

going to kill me. Oh, yeah, you work and
I'll talk.

All right, you got a deal. What's up?

Fonz, could you help me buy a car?

Oh, yeah, did you ask your father?

I sure did.

Hey, I'm surprised Mr.

C is going to let you have it.

Oh, he let me have it, all right.

Though I need to know a place where I
can get a good deal.

Oh, that's easy, that's easy. I'll take
you to Chickie. He owes me a favor. We

were in a gang together.

I helped him remove a bicycle seat from
his mouth.

Well, I'll tell you something. I'll bet
Mr. C is really excited when he sees you

behind the wheel.

Excited's not the word. He'll go wild.

Hey, sweetie pie, do me a favor. I'll
hit the radio.

Sure, Fonz.

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No, sir.

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A very big boy. We should call him Big
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Do you know that I went to your house
and you weren't there?

And then I went to Arnold's and you
weren't there either.

I'm here.

Oh, that's cute.

That's cute.

You know, going out with you is like
playing hide and seek.

I know. You know, I have to work to
support that car.

I'm fed up to you with that car.

We saw more of each other when we were
pedestrians.

Your folks don't know you're working,
right? Right. If they knew, they'd guess

about the car.

We've got a problem. They're in line
right now.

That's cool. Don't draw any attention to
yourself.

You've got to get out of here. And I've
got to hide. And don't let them see you.

All right. All right.

All right.

Move

up.

How many, please?

Power, tell her.

Tell who I'm looking at hands.

I know those hands.

Those are Joanie's. What are they doing
here?

That's the ring I gave her.

Joanie Louise Cunningham, you come up
here.

I can explain, but I need time to think.
I don't understand. I thought you were

going to the library to study.

Well, I decided to come here. It's much
quieter.

You're working, and I know why.

You want to earn enough money to buy a
car.

Well, yeah, you could put it that way.

What's this, a convention?

Let's move it.

I'm right in the middle of my job, Dad.

No, you're at the end of it. But all
these people.

Marion, you get in the booth and sell
tickets. Come on.

Me? I want to see the movie.

Let us see the movie, you cheapskate.

Will you butt out, Buster?

Making your wife work nights. You ought
to be ashamed of yourself.

If I was your wife, I'd feed you poison.

If you were my wife, I'd take it.

You listen to me. If there's one thing I
will not tolerate, it's lying.

Now, you finish out this shift, and then
you quit.

We'll settle this at home. Come on,
sweetheart.

But what about the movie?

How do you expect me to see the music,
man, when I'm so upset?

I just love that little freckle -faced
boy. He reminds me so much of Richie

he was younger.

Oh, you gotta be kidding, sweetheart.
Come on.

Oh, boy, you in trouble.

I heard the whole thing. I know.

Here. Here are the keys to the car.

First thing tomorrow morning, bring it
back to Chick and get my money back.

He gave me two weeks to decide.

I decide no.

Oh,

my.

Are you crazy? It's 6 a .m. I was just
waiting for you to come back to tell me

that you returned the car.

With cheeky clothes?

What's wrong?

The car's not running?

You pushed it here. Eight blocks.

Nine? Ten?

Oh, my poor baby.

What are we doing? We've got to get this
thing out of here.

Fonzie. Fonzie?

Fonzie can fix it. Yeah.

car ten blocks.

I'm busy.

Oh, no.

Oh.

Nice job, Fonz.

Sweetens. That's a nice touch, Fonz.

It was a gift from a girl who broke my
window.

Oh, some other kid, Fonz, but I took
care of him.

Listen, now that you're up, we can use
your help.

What am I, a rooster?

Oh,

my car's not running. I've got to fix it
fast.

There is no such thing as fast this hour
in the morning.

I'm going to go upstairs.

I'm going to have a cover job. I'm going
to brush my teeth. And I'm going to

read the funnies. No! What do you mean,
no? What's a morning without alley -oop?

Look, Fonz, I'll read alley -oop to you
later.

You've got to fix your car now.

Why?

She's late for work. Yeah.

Why didn't you stay still? Hey, go get
my tools quick.

I'm getting a month's exercise in one
morning. Give me a carrot.

Oh, God.

You're going to work. Right.

You don't want to be late for work. No,
sirree, Bobby.

No, sirree, Bobby.

You know what is very interesting,
Shortcake? What? You work in a movie

You're going to get there at six in the
morning.

I like to be prompt. Do you?

You didn't tell your father about the
car.

No.

You lied to me.

Well, not exactly. I did ask him.

He said no.

Yeah, I lied.

Hey, look, they match.

Same girl.

Thanks for helping us out, Fonz. You
know, it would look so bad if Johnny

late for work.

He knows.

Did you tell him about the window? I
know that, too. I can't believe you lied

me. The next thing I know, you're going
to lose respect for the flag.

Oh, no.

Thomas, one of your cars that you
brought home to fix. Yeah.

Joanie. Oh, come on, Fonz. I'm in big
trouble. You don't want to see a father

hate his only daughter. Hey, what if you
ask me what I'm doing here? I, uh...

Get out of here! That's a good idea.
Yeah.

It's him.

Yeah, I know. Good luck.

What are you two doing out?

Well, the very best of good morning to
you, mister.

just going to play some b -ball here,
you know?

I just can't find that ball. Joanie, did
you see the ball? No, I haven't seen

the ball. Well, let's go back to bed.
Okay. All right.

All right.

Come back here.

Hello. What is this doing here? Well,
Joanie lives here, Mr. C, you know?

Little A .M. Levity, Mr. C, you know?

It's a car from my garage. I was just
going to fix it, that's all.

How many times do I have to tell you not
to park your cars in my driveway, huh?

Now, what do I have to do to get through
to you?

Huh? I'm sorry, Mr. C.

Sorry is not good enough. You keep doing
it and doing it and doing it. And what

ruffles my feathers is, the last time
you gave me your word, no more cars.

Well, what do you call this, a duck?

Fonzie, you are the most irresponsible
person I have ever met.

And what's more, you're not a man of
your word.

I have never known any... Dad, it's my
car.

Now, don't try and cover up. for him,
Joanie.

Fonzie, I've never seen... Dad, it
really is my car.

He's covering for me.

It's your car?

Is that the truth, Fonzie?

Mm -hmm.

I was just gonna return it, really.

You bought a car after I expressly
forbid you not to?

Yes, I bought the car.

I wanted it so bad.

But it turned out to be such a
nightmare.

Insurance and gas and repairs.

The worst part?

The two people that I turn to when I
have problems.

My parents.

I couldn't talk to you because I had to
hide the car.

I'm really sorry for lying, Dad.

I'm sorry, Mom.

I know I really let both of you down.

Yes, you did.

Well, maybe it isn't fair that Richie
had a car at your age.

I'm not sure. I'll have to think about
that one.

But one thing I am sure of, young lady,
when I tell you what to do or what not

to do, it's because I worry about you. A
lot.

No, Daddy.

I'm sorry.

I'm fine. Are you crying?

No, I'm not crying. It's the morning
dew.

You've had a pretty rough time, haven't
you? Yeah. I think this is punishment

enough. Think again.

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Are you going upstairs and get dressed
and get ready for school? I want to talk

to Fonzie.

Fonzie, I... I said some terrible things
to you. You're only worshiping Dixon.

Well, I was misled.

So... I'm sorry.

Will you forgive me?

Let me tell you something, Mr. T. When I
was younger, you know, words like yours

would make me rumble, you know?

I'm older now.

I'm more mature.

And you are in no shape to rumble.

I, uh, I accept your apology.

Thank you. It's all right, sir.

Is, uh, Mrs. T up?

Oh, no, she went back to bed.

Well, then, come on, I'll make you a
truce breakfast.

Okay. Sweetums. Good. Baby cakes.

We're even.

All

right,

sure, my fair lady's okay. But in this
remake, the Brady Bunch writers include

the one thing sorely missing from the
original Lerner and Lowe musical.

An astronaut.

It's episode number 72.

My fair opponent.